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A man was smoking Huqqah (a traditional cigarre) with a 2 meter long pipe.
Friend:Why are you smoking huqqah with such a long pipe?
Man:I am trying to keep away from smoking,



What a confidence


A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that
the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature
pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is
then told, privately, that their company's software is running the
aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the
aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why
he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,

he replies :

"If it is the same software that is developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off." !!!!

That is called Confidence!!!

ronaldo delima deserve more dan dat,

its a nice idea,

Abagworo:
I will like a real life conference of nairaland web politicians.i can travel to any part of nigeria for such a conference apart from ogun,lagos,abia,oyo,sokoto,kebbi,adamawa,borno,kano,katsina,kaduna,plateau,edo,jigawa,taraba,bayelsa and anambra states(i no wan make dem kidnap,molest,rob or sharia me)

what do u mean by this?

lol

nice one there,

my best three nigera artists are
1. osupa
2. 2face
3. faze

the album is titled Role Model

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make London the Capital of USA!" The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?" Girl: "That's what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

back from where?

well he his outdated already b4 he gone

hey guys, wasiu alabi pasuma wonder just release another album three days ago taking the total album he has produced this year to be three,

the competetion in fuji music is much and he cant afford to sit back and watch Sahhed Osupa (Saridom P ) keep dominating,

what do u think about this,

note: saheed just produced one album last year and another this year

do u mean this guy is not cute, lol,

men u re cute joo,

his just tryn to create a new hair style and i bet u, in few month time, u will see people with this hair style in town,

we are waiting,

but guy go work on ur album and make sure its tight if u really want to stay in the game

lol,

can u help them?

they are right,

u should not put names like this, u should let the people write who they think should win it

www.derbhotjobs.com

my friend got job there,

u can try it out, there are lots of vanacies there and they employ people,

hey,

i want us to talk about this,

i think this should stop,

housa people arereally trying here,

they keep it real,

anywhere they are, they speak there language

they don't usually release multiple albumin a year, but


its just that, we don't have much competition in Fuji music as we have in hip hop,

in Fuji music,we have established stars, they have been the star for quit some while now, and they still remain favorites, people always want to listen to them over and over again, for example,

King saheed osupa released a 3in1 album in 2008 titled endorsement, i must tell u its wonderful, so its has been rockingsince then till now when he released another in 2009,

but sometimes they do release multiple album depending on the acceptance of there previous album,

we have others too that are emerging, but not as hip hop,

u no in hip hop, when u release a single track,it can be a hit and u become a star everyone wants to hear , but in Fuji,its a different ball game entirely,

u work ur way up by consistency, keep producing good music always, until u become a recognized and established star, if u become an established star, then u will remain for many years to come,

so when

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even the so called christianity u practice, what practical revelance did it produce?

hey guys,

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go register and become a member,

its fun there all the latest news,

hey guy,

when i first listen to the latest album from 9ice, from the first track, i get bored and start moving to the next until i get to the track titled fast forward,

i keep wondering why would he put such track in the album,

but i finally got an answer,

everyone keeps complaining about it and we are fast forwarding his songs.

huh

lol

who gave him mayegun or what ever he call himself,


he lied that he was given by alafin of oyo, but alafin accused him of lying against him, he did nt,

let him come back well, cos i pray for his quick recovery, but sahhed is going to run him down if he tries any shit with him

sex is sweet,death is bitter,but love is both,

learn to tolerate each other,

am i wrong?

why do u enjoy speaking english instead of ur native even with ur friends that u re sure understands ur language,

or may be u saw a lady whom u no understand ur language, so y speak english?

y verifying when there is no contradiction, infact there none that deffer from this,

and if u think u need verify, then do it and come up with something different,

this is what we call d knowledge of unseen,

y cant u just buy one,

its everywhere

hey guys, has anyone here watched he life performance of sahed osupa titled fuji theater? tha is world class perfrmnace from him,

kudos ,

u can watch here,


http://www.naijapals.com/video/KING_SAHEED_OSUPA__FUJI_THEATRE_7_-29475

http://rapidshare.com/files/321591509/2Luddar_b_-_shepe_joint_-_04._Track_4.mp3.html

rocking track

nice one from u though, but just want to hear d christians knowledge about it,

hey, i will like you to invite my guy Luddar B to your event, he his an ilorin based artist, he rock everywhere now in ilorin,

08076976917

simple question

lol

retrieving to where