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Jokes Etc › Alhaji Alhaji by bilms(op): 11:37am On Dec 16, 2009
One man during the time of Haj, i.e travelling to saudi, he got a job in sanfara,

he travelled to sanfara without information anybody, but the travel was a conincidence with those travelling to saudi.

some people in the area was like where is lala, we hv not been seeing him, one person replied, i saw him the other time with some bags when they are travelling to mecca. , i think he travelled.

d news spead that mr lala travelled to saudi, furtunately for d man, he did nt return until when people from saudi came back too, many people have been waiting to see him return,

when he finally return,

d next morning, people where greeting him Alhaji, Alhaji, he was suprise,

finally, some people went to greet him at home and ask when is ur load coming? lala replied, which load? d ones from saudi, did i go to saudi? they replied, we thought u did, and he replied no, i went to sanfara,
Christianity Etc › Re: After Death I.e In The Grave by bilms(op): 12:24pm On Dec 15, 2009
no xtian here or what to tell us something?
Music/Radio › Re: Saridom P ( Mr Music) Vs Pasuma ( Feel It) New Album by bilms(op): 12:07pm On Dec 15, 2009
i hv been tryin to do that, but d network is too slow here,
TV/Movies › Re: Agidi Part 1 & 2 What An Interesting Movie: by bilms(op): 11:52am On Dec 15, 2009
have u watched it?
Music/Radio › Re: 9ice - I Dont Care ::::: For Them Haters:::::: by bilms(m): 7:57pm On Dec 14, 2009
if 9ice try to join fuji, saridon P will send him back to hip hop with quick action with lyrics, even his baba pasuma that has been there for over 2o years is not getting things clear any longer, saridom p don punish them with liyrics,

lol.hhhh====hahahahha

grin grin grin
Music/Radio › Re: Saridom P ( Mr Music) Vs Pasuma ( Feel It) New Album by bilms(op): 7:47pm On Dec 14, 2009
i will do that later, my internbet is oo slow to upload
Music/Radio › Re: 9ice - I Dont Care ::::: For Them Haters:::::: by bilms(m): 2:22pm On Dec 14, 2009
then u must be the king of the foolish people,


if i may ask? why are backing nice when its obvious that he produce some less standard, i guess u work as is marketer,

well go tell him u failed us this time, we will be xpecting something better next time,


lol,
Music/Radio › Saridom P ( Mr Music) Vs Pasuma ( Feel It) New Album by bilms(op): 1:51pm On Dec 14, 2009
make ur comparison
Christianity Etc › Re: After Death I.e In The Grave by bilms(op): 1:02pm On Dec 14, 2009
it is true dat jurgement begun in the world, but there is final jurgement which will take place in d of jurgement,
Music/Radio › Re: 9ice - I Dont Care ::::: For Them Haters:::::: by bilms(m): 12:47pm On Dec 14, 2009
we are not saying the album is a total crap, but not upto expectation,

i will say all the tracks are not bad, but not equally good as well, i bet u none of that track will make any major impact,

when 2face did african queen, expectation was high on the next album, but when he produced the next album, it was equally grea8 , this is what we expect from 9ice, but now he produced an average song,

i bet u, if I -Sola8 should release a more meaniful Album, then nice wil struggle to compete,

i just hope omo iya wouldnt Bleep up too,

Arafada
Music/Radio › Re: 9ice - I Dont Care ::::: For Them Haters:::::: by bilms(m): 4:55pm On Dec 12, 2009
immidiately i listen to that i dont care track, i no who it was directed at,

the album is good,but not as expected though,

but nice Bleep up talking to isolate in that manner, am sure the guy will run nice down lyrically,

correct me if am wrong, the album is an average album that wont last long in Nigeria, and if ISOLATE produce something better, it will rain over nice's Album
Romance › Re: I Dont Think Ladies Have Head: by bilms(op): 4:13pm On Dec 10, 2009
lol,

i just, idont no,
Christianity Etc › Re: After Death I.e In The Grave by bilms(op): 4:00pm On Dec 10, 2009
this is for true beleivers
Romance › I Dont Think Ladies Have Head: by bilms(op): 4:23pm On Dec 09, 2009
i came home from school one day and decided to take cool water from our friend (female), we were used to entering that room anyhow so i didnt bother to knock,

but upon entering, i meet my room mate having sex with d lady, hahaahhaha funny?


but i was very sure this guy is not dating her and i dont think they ever had such thing, so i was like huh, sorry,

later in the night, i called my room mate that so, u were having affair with this lady all this while, huh lol,

he was like no, so what happended,



she just came home today and he noticed she was crying in her room so he decided to check her to find out whats wrong, upon getting there, she told him about how she meet her boyfriend having sex with another lady, huh, lol

so he was consoling her and d next thing was, sex, i was like what? so why was she crying when she meet her guy with another girl then?, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: After Death I.e In The Grave by bilms(op): 3:42pm On Dec 09, 2009
well i guess u dont understand me, now this is what i mean,

according to islamic teachings, we know what would happen, i want to know what d christians know about it too, is there any christian who can tell us what will happen in d grave, ?


according to islam,


Dear brothers and sisters you must know that if you are good muslim you will enjoy in grave do not worry please

This is all narrated in the following sound hadith of the prophet
(saw):

"When the believer is about to depart from this world and go forward
into the Next World, angels with faces as bright as the sun descend
from the heavens and sit around him in throngs stretching as far as
the eye can see. Then the Angel of Death comes and sits at his head
and says, "Good soul, come out to forgiveness and pleasure from
Allah!" Then his soul emerges like a drop of water flows from a
water-skin and the angel takes hold of it. When he has grasped it,
the other angels do not leave it in his hand even for the twinkling
of an eye. They take it and place it in a perfumed shroud and
fragrance issues from it like the sweetest scent of musk found on the
face of the earth.'

"Then they bear it upwards and whenever they take it past a company
of angels, they ask, 'Who is this good soul?' and the angels with the
soul reply, 'So-and-so the son of so-and-so,' using the best names by
which people used to call him in this world. They bring him to the
lowest heaven and ask for the gate to be opened for him. It is
opened for him and angels who are near Allah from each of the heavens
accompany him to the subsequent heaven until he reaches to the heaven
where Allah the Great is. Allah, the Mighty and Majestic, says,
'Register the book of My slave in 'Illiyun and take him back to
earth. I created them from it and I return them to it and I will
bring them forth from it again.'

"His soul is then returned to his body and two angels come to him.
They make him sit up and say to him, 'Who is your Lord?' He replies,
'My Lord is Allah.' They ask him, 'What is your religion?' He
replies, 'My religion is Islam.' They ask him, 'Who is this man who
was sent among you?' He replies, 'The Messenger of Allah.' They ask
him, 'How did you come to know these things?.' He replies, 'I read
the Book of Allah, believed it, and declared it to be true.' Then a
Voice from on high declares, 'My slave has spoken the truth, so
spread out carpets from the Garden for him and open a gate of the
Garden for him!'

"Then some of its fragrance and perfume comes to him, his grave is
expanded for him as far as the eye can see, and a man with beautiful
garments and a fragrant scent comes to him and says, 'Rejoice in what
delights you for this is the day which you were promised.' He asks,
'Who are you? Yours is a face which presages good.' He replies, 'I
am your good actions.' Then he says, 'O Lord, let the Last Hour come
soon so that I may rejoin my family and my property!'

"When an unbeliever is about to depart from this world and go forward
into the Next World, angels with black faces descend from the heavens
carrying rough hair-cloth and sit around him in throngs stretching as
far as the eye can see. Then the Angel of Death comes and sits at his
head and says, 'Foul soul, come out to the wrath and anger of Allah!'
Then his soul divides up in his body and it is dragged out like a
skewer is pulled out of wet wool. Then the angel takes hold of it.
When he has grasped it, the other angels do not leave it in his hand
even for the twinkling of an eye. They take it and wrap it in the
rough haircloth and a stench comes out of it like the worst stench of
a corpse on the face of the earth.'

"Then they take it up and whenever they take it past a company of
angels, they ask, 'Who is this foul soul?' and the angels with the
soul reply, 'So-and-so the son of so-and-so,' using the worst names
by which people used to call him in this world. They bring him to
the lowest heaven and ask for the gate to be opened for him. It does
not get opened.'

"The Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace,
then recited, 'The gates of heaven will not be opened to them nor
will they enter the Garden until the camel passes through the eye of
the needle.' (7:40) Then Allah the Mighty and Majestic, will say,
'Register his book in Sijjin in the lowest earth.' Then his soul is
flung down. The Prophet then recited, 'Whoever associates anything
with Allah, it is as though he has fallen from heaven and the birds
snatch him away or the wind sweeps him headlong into a place far
away.' (22:31)

"Then his soul is returned to his body and two angels come and say to
him, 'Who is your Lord?' He replies, 'Alas, alas, I do not know!'
Then a voice calls from on high, 'My slave has lied, so spread out
carpets from the Fire for him and open a gate of the Fire for him!'
then a hot blast from it comes to him, his grave is made so narrow
for him that his ribs are pressed together, and a man with a hideous
face and clothing and a foul odour comes to him and says, 'Grieve on
account of what has brought you disgrace for this is the day which
you were promised.' He asks, 'Who are you? Yours is a face which
presages evil.' He replies, 'I am your bad actions.' Then he says, 'O
Lord, do not let the Last Hour come!'"

This life in the grave or Interspace is the next part of our
journey. An 'interspace' is something that separates two things:
heaven and earth, this world and the Next World or the period between
death and resurrection. The bliss or punishment of the Interpsace is
not the same as that of the Herafter, but rather something that
happens between the two worlds.

In death, the body remains in the ground while the soul is in the
interspace or Barzakh between the two worlds. However, the two are
still connected and so the bliss or punishment happens to both of
them. When Allah desires bliss or punishment for the soul, He
connects it to the body. This is dependent on the will of Allah and
dependent on a person's own actions. The soul is diffused in more
than one place at the same time. The proof of this is that the
prophet (saw) saw Musa (as) on the night of the Night Journey
standing in prayer in his grave and he also saw him in the sixth and
seventh heavens.

During this life in the grave part of our journey the souls are
divided into two groups: one group is punished and the other group is
in bliss. Usually when we think of the 'grave', it is a word that
inspires fear. We are pained, but not aware of the delight it can
contain. Indeed, the bliss of the Grave is better than any delight
that this world can offer.

The liberated souls of those who are in bliss visit each other and
discuss what happened in the world they have left and the people of
that world. Allah says, "Whoever obeys Allah and the Messenger, they
are with those whom Allah has blessed, the prophets, the sincere, the
martyrs and the righteous. Very excellent companions they are!"
(4:69)


As the hadiths narrate, if the soul was a believing one, a door onto
the fire is opened and the soul is shown it's place in the Fire had
they disobeyed Allah. Then that door is locked and another door onto
the Garden is opened and they are shown their place there. This door
will remain open until the Day of Rising. Some of the sweetness and
fragrance of the Garden reaches them and their grave is made
spacious. The believer sleeps in peace just as if they were in one
of the meadows of the Garden. Their narrow grave expands and
stretches for the soul as far as the eye can see.


This spaciousness, light and greenery in which the believer remains
from the time of his death until the Day of Rising is not the same as
we know in our world. If a living person were to open a grave, they
would not find any expanse, light or greenness there. They would not
find an open door through which they could see the Garden. They do
not see bliss or torment. It is only the dead person who is aware of
these things and sees them. Allah, through His wisdom, has the power
to veil this from the living. The proof that this is so is shown by
the fact that there are other creatures like the Jinn who live with
us on the earth. They converse in raised voices among us but we do
not see or hear them. There were angels who fought with the
believers (at Badr) and struck down the unbelievers and shouted at
them, but the Muslims did not see or hear them. Jibril came to the
prophet (saw) in the midst of the people and they did not see or hear
them.

If however the soul was a disbelieving one, a door to the Garden is
opened for the unbeliever and they are told to look at what their
place would have been in the Garden had they obeyed Allah. Then it
is locked and another door is opened and they are told to look at
their place in the fire. It stays open and the blast of hot air from
it continues to reach them until the Day of Rising. The earth
presses in on them and they are crushed to the point that their ribs
split apart.

If a righteous person were to be buried in a fiery furnace, their
portion of bliss would still reach their soul and body and Allah
would make the fire cool and peaceful for them. For the wrongdoer,
the cool air becomes fire and hot wind. The elements and the matter
of the universe obey their Lord, Originator and Creator. None of them
are able to do anything except what He wills and everything obeys His
will in humble submission to His decree.

This part of our journey in our graves is still mostly unknown
territory. Outwardly the grave is stillness and quiet while inwardly
it contains secrets and terrors which an ordinary person cannot
percieve. It is a strange fact that animals are able to hear the
punishment in the grave while human beings as a general rule cannot.
The prophet (saw) said, "They are punished and the animals hear it."

Various forms of punishment rain down on a person in the grave
according to the type of wrong actions they committed. There are
hadiths of the prophet (saw) about the Night Journey which contain
descriptions of the many types of punishment he saw in the interspace
between the two worlds.

There are those who are driven like cattle and forced to eat herbage
more bitter than aloes and the bitter fruit of Zaqqum and driven on
to the hot stones of Jahannam because they did not purify their
property by paying Zakat.

There are those who have to eat foul putrid meat because they
fornicated. Some of them have bellies as big as houses and whenever
one of them gets up, they are knocked down and say, "O Allah, do not
let the Hour come!" They are in the path of the people of Pharaoh who
come and trample them while they can do nothing but scream. These are
people who devoured usury.

Some of them are screaming with their mouths gaping open while they
devour hot coals which come out of their anuses. These are people
who consumed the property of orphans.

Some of them cut pieces from their own sides and eat their own
flesh. They are the slanderers and those about whom the prophet
(saw) said, "We saw people cutting flesh from their sides and eating
it. It was said, "As you used to consume the flesh of your brother!"
I asked, "Who are they?" and I was told, "Those of your community who
slandered." Some of them have brass nails with which they scratch
their faces and chests. They are those who were backbiters and
maligned peoples honour.

Part of the hadith of the Night Journey is as follows: "Some people
were cracking open their heads with a stone. Every time they did
this, their heads were restored to what they were like in the first
place. This went on and on without stopping. I said, "Jibril, who
are they?" Jibril replied, "They are the people who turned away from
the prayer."

All of this shows that the Punishment of the Grave is true beyond any
doubt.

"Race to forgiveness from your Lord, and a Garden whose breadth is
like the breadth of the Heaven and the Earth" (57:21)

The intelligent are those who protect themselves against the evil of
this punishment before it is too late. They know with certainty that
sooner or later this day will come and maybe without any warning.
When it does, they will leave behind everything and move to another
world. Only there will they feel regret, but regret then will not
do them any good. In that place, only good actions will be of any
use. They alone will be useful currency on that Critical day. Only
with them will a person be able to purchase a magnificent mansion in
the Garden with all the luxuries and blessings it contains, an
everlasting mansion, not one which will disappear as things do in
this world. The intelligent person is the one who acts for this world
as if they were going to live forever and acts for the Next World as
if they were going to die tomorrow.

The Grave is an embrace from which neither believer or unbeliever can
escape. Our souls stay in the Barzakh and visit the grave regularly
for rewards or punishments. Afterwards, our journey continues and
the believer is relieved of its pressure while the unebliever remains
in punishment.
TV/Movies › Re: Agidi Part 1 & 2 What An Interesting Movie: by bilms(op): 3:21pm On Dec 09, 2009
sure, it does
Christianity Etc › After Death I.e In The Grave by bilms(op): 2:17pm On Dec 08, 2009
HEy all,


i think its time we talk about what happend to man after his or her death, i.e in the grave,

, use religious knowledge plz,

tell us what d bible and what christians understand here and what d Qur'a, and islam beleive,
TV/Movies › Re: Agidi Part 1 & 2 What An Interesting Movie: by bilms(op): 1:23pm On Dec 08, 2009
yea,

its a yoruba Film,

what an interesting story line
Education › Any Info On (bayero University Kano (buk) by bilms(op): 7:57pm On Dec 04, 2009
plz help, how is d admission process
Islam › Re: Jarus & Olabowale: Why Is Islamic Teaching And Belief Not Uniform? by bilms(m): 7:49pm On Dec 04, 2009
[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=360840.msg5038922#msg5038922 date=1259807530] Explain why islamic teaching is different for every denomination yet they claim their teaching is from the same Allah?. Below is a quotation from Abuzola. He said it himself that islam has different teachings and its up to any believer to choose the one that benefits him most. In other words, if you like adultery, you choose the teaching that supports adultery; if you like alcohol, you choose the belief that supports drinking; if you like killing, you choose Boko haram school of thought and so on.[/quote]yes,

i.e,In other words, if you like adultery, there is no islamic teachings that will teach u to fornicate, if you like alcohol, no islamic teachings that t supports drinking; if you like killing, there is npo islamic teachings that support killing,

so what ever islam teaches u, it will end up not allowing u to do evil or sin ,
TV/Movies › Agidi Part 1 & 2 What An Interesting Movie: by bilms(op): 7:11pm On Dec 04, 2009
hey fellas, what do think about (Agidi) a movie produced by muyideen Oladapo, a.k.a lala,

i have watched the movie and its was very interesting, anyone here who have also watched it?
Jokes Etc › Re: Vocabulary by bilms(op): 12:53pm On Dec 03, 2009
huh
Music/Radio › Re: Saheed Osupa Releases 4 In 1 Album. Does That Make Any Sense To You. by bilms(m): 3:41pm On Dec 02, 2009
cheers man

no beef


but the album is not that bad,
Music/Radio › Re: Nu Movement-in Search Of Very Good Artists by bilms(m): 11:52am On Nov 30, 2009
i just sent a mail to u now
Music/Radio › Re: Saheed Osupa Releases 4 In 1 Album. Does That Make Any Sense To You. by bilms(m): 11:49am On Nov 30, 2009
bjmighty:
The fool is just looking for attention and he is not getting it. Anyone heard Pasuma's FEEL IT? That guy is something else.
y must u talk abt pasuma here, this thread is nt about aguement, inferiority is d cause anyway,


to me i beleive right now saheed has got d crowd to buy and they are buying i must say,


but my concern for him is dat, d album is not too good as expected, compared to his last album Endorsement, his last album was so good that it will remain for many years to come,

the new album is good though, but must of the song he used are already in market, i.e in his life performance, and u must agree with me that any life from saheed these days is a hit, so people expect him to come out with somethin diffrent but he has limited time to compose new songs, instead he used them like that,

but still d song is good,
Jokes Etc › Vocabulary by bilms(op): 11:20am On Nov 30, 2009
My name ISI Chi Chi Okoye. AYAMU TUWENTY yrs old. AYAMU in primary 5A, AYAMU DARKING in complexion nd SHORTING in height. AYAMU da GOODEST girli because of AYAMU vry GOODING in SPOKING ENGILISH in THE MY CLASS. ALL OF THEM ma frnds use 2 CALLING me CHI CHI CHILOLO or A.K.A VOCAB! I HOPING u will LIKING me too! Thankyou



tellus yr name
Jokes Etc › Re: The Monkeys Question by bilms(op): 4:57pm On Nov 25, 2009
hahahhaha
Jokes Etc › Re: Dear Ruth: by bilms(op): 4:33pm On Nov 25, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Politics › Re: The Begining by bilms(m): 3:55pm On Nov 25, 2009
how do all ur comment contribute to the posters question?,


just simple question asked,
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Ur Glo Line Here Srictly For Lovers by bilms(op): 12:23pm On Nov 25, 2009
lol
Jokes Etc › Dear Ruth: by bilms(op): 3:20pm On Nov 20, 2009
You can read this for keeps . . .

Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter.
She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the envelope again,
There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and address.
She read the letter:

Dear Ruth:
I`m going to be in your neighborhood Saturday afternoon and I'd like to stop by for a visit.
Love Always,
Jesus

Her hands were shaking as she placed the letter on the table. 'Why would the Lord want to visit me?
I'm nobody special, I don't have anything to offer.'
With that thought, Ruth remembered her empty kitchen cabinets.
'Oh my goodness, I really don't have anything to offer. I'll have to run down to the store and buy something for dinner.'
She reached for her purse and counted out its contents. Five dollars and forty cents.
Well, I can get some bread and cold cuts, at least.'
She threw on her coat and hurried out the door.
A loaf of French bread, a half-pound of sliced turkey, and a carton of milk, leaving Ruth with grand total twelve cents to last her until Monday.
Nonetheless, she felt good as she headed home, her meager offerings tucked under her arm.

'Hey lady, can you help us,lady?'
Ruth had been so absorbed in her dinner plans, she hadn't even noticed two figures huddled in the alleyway.
A man and a woman, both of them dressed in little more than rags.
'Look lady, I ain't got a job, you know, and my wife and I have been living out here on the street, and, well, now it's getting cold and we're getting kinda
hungry and, well, if you could help us. Lady, we'd really appreciate it.'

Ruth looked at them both.
They were dirty, they smelled bad and frankly, she was certain that they could get some kind of work if they really wanted to.
'Sir, I'd like to help you, but I'm a poor woman myself. All I have is a few cold cuts and some bread, and I'm having an important guest for dinner tonight and I was planning on serving that to Him.'
'Yeah, well, okay lady, I understand. Thanks anyway.'
The man put his arm around the woman's
shoulders, turned and headed back into the alley.
As she watched them leave, Ruth felt a familiar twinge in her heart.
'Sir, wait!'
The couple stopped and turned as she ran down the alley after them.
'Look, why don't you take this food. I'll figure out something else to serve my guest.'
She handed the man her grocery bag.
'Thank you lady. Thank you very much!'
'Yes, thank you!' It was the man's wife, and Ruth could see now that she was shivering
'You know, I've got another coat at home.
Here, why don't you take this one.'

Ruth unbuttoned her jacket and slipped it over the woman's shoulders.
Then smiling, she turned and walked back to the street, without her coat and with nothing to serve her guest.
'Thank you lady!
Thank you very much!'
Ruth was chilled by the time she reached her front
door, and worried too.
The Lord was coming to visit and she didn't have anything to offer Him.
She fumbled through her purse for the door key. But as she did, she noticed another envelope in her mailbox.
'That's odd. The mailman doesn't usually come twice in one day.'


Dear Ruth:

It was so good to see you again.

Thank you for the lovely meal.

And thank you, too, for the beautiful coat.

Love Always,

Jesus


Jesus can appear to you in any form, any day, any time . . . He did appear to me too!

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