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lol

says who?

e bi like say u don knock?

A husband and a wife were arguing one morning that who shud brew the coffee; each giving reasons.
'well its religiously commanded that the husband must do this job' the wife seemed determined
'where is it written?' the husband enquires curiously

the wife brought the Bible and opened the chapter viz "Hebrews" and announced "he brews"

;d

;d

lol

i say no.

may be u should go and play with ur system

;d

cheers

lol.

i rest my case

better

lol.

u just heard it.

do as he said

just insert the flash, then search all corner of it, for any hiden agenda

not wat u think, its only a joke

lol

when we say scaning, it is use in knowing the status of a device may be it contain virus or not.

when u insert a flash drive to a sysytem, u scan it to no may be it contain virus or not.

[flash=200,200][/flash]

G. W. Bush, Tony Blair and a couple of other people are having a dinner at White House. Bush and Blair are talking and talking until one of the other guests is asking G.W. Bush: "What are you talking about?"
Bush: "We are planning World War III".
The guest: "So what exactly are you planning?"
Bush: "We're going to kill about 40 Million Muslims and one dentist."
The guest: "Why are you killing a dentist?"
Bush to Tony Blair: "See what I said? Nobody will be asking about the Muslims.

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na lolabbey they come my house every day. each time she comes to my house, the only thing i do is just to insert my flash drive to her system.

i have been doing this for many times, not until one day whn i saw her and her mummy coming. she was crying, the mum said, where is it, she said this is him.

the mum said so u are the one that impreginated my dauther, i said no oo, lolabbey said he is lying, i use to come to his house, i said if its abt that, yes she use to come to my house, but i never impreginated her, the only thing i do is just to insert my flash drive to her system, copy files and sometimes do scanning.

or is that how they impreginate a lady?

rape them, arrase them and dey will get back to there senses

good development.

lol

lol

i will update u with more.

just finsh reading this first

see ur mouth as u take talk am self

watin concern u with his english.

abi them dey use english collect money for bank when u no get money 4 account? talk english till tomorw, no body go listen to u

lie ke?

not me

lol

i wish u did

watin hmm u?

na me

the guy way go llok for crocodile boots. for africa

lol

google ke.

google no fit no my heart now

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