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Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 8:14pm On Mar 13, 2009
at all
Jokes Etc › Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(op): 8:12pm On Mar 13, 2009
u just be like this guy.

Sardar ji proposes to a woman.
She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one .
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"
Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 8:00pm On Mar 13, 2009
yes.

i rebuke it by my name not with jesus name
Jokes Etc › Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(op): 7:59pm On Mar 13, 2009
na 4 where u dey see all this jaga jaga way u dey write now?
Jokes Etc › Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(op): 7:49pm On Mar 13, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 7:43pm On Mar 13, 2009
who told u dat?
Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 7:41pm On Mar 13, 2009
i no add jesus nw
Sports › Re: Nigerian League Fan Thread: Enter D Place N Know Every by bilms(m): 7:35pm On Mar 13, 2009
yea,

we have away victories despite that.
Music Business › Re: Am Working On Some Mix Tapes,who Won Work With Me: by bilms(m): 7:30pm On Mar 13, 2009
how can i work with u
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 7:21pm On Mar 13, 2009
4 where?
Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 7:19pm On Mar 13, 2009
i reject it
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 7:04pm On Mar 13, 2009
no.

its error_error@nairaland.com
Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 7:02pm On Mar 13, 2009
which name u give me so?
Music Business › Studio Set by bilms(op): 6:26pm On Mar 13, 2009
hi all,

plz i need ur contribution, i want to set up a studion an i want to know all the materials i need to put in place to make it okay. actually i dnt no much abt it.

what are the equipment and what software o u think is better .

cheers
Music Business › Re: Nuffsaid Records Searching For New Arts: by bilms(m): 6:23pm On Mar 13, 2009
whats d deal.

i have a guy that need producer. and promoter
Music/Radio › Re: Studio by bilms(op): 6:19pm On Mar 13, 2009
thanx
Islam › Re: The New Religion by bilms(op): 6:12pm On Mar 13, 2009
u re welcome.

May the blessing and guidance of the almighty be with u
Islam › Re: Is It Good Enough? by bilms(m): 6:05pm On Mar 13, 2009
yes, it is allowed to perform ablusion in d bathroom,

but still, its no good talking in toilet and bathroon.

infact the prophet is reported to have said:

La tatakalam fil hudu. ( do not talk while performing ablusion.) but note, this is a makruhu not haram
Politics › Re: College Of Aviation, Ilorin by bilms(op): 5:56pm On Mar 13, 2009
lol
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 5:47pm On Mar 13, 2009
error_ error
Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 5:35pm On Mar 13, 2009
ur lola, 4 where.?


na wa ooooo

lola don turn celebrity.

lola see guys don they fight for u oooooooooo
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 5:21pm On Mar 13, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 5:11pm On Mar 13, 2009
so now u re back to get Bob missen
Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 5:06pm On Mar 13, 2009
lola u can see that he just comfirmed it for u. that ur teeth is big plus big lips

grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Policeman And Doctors by bilms(op): 5:02pm On Mar 13, 2009
its my fault
Jokes Etc › Re: No Wonder Teachers Go "crazy" With Children by bilms(op): 4:51pm On Mar 13, 2009
says who?

i guess its u.

lol

grin grin angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 4:47pm On Mar 13, 2009
tytylorla, i no trust u oooo, na ur house Bob go dey
Jokes Etc › Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(op): 4:44pm On Mar 13, 2009
that means u hv to reach heaven.
Jokes Etc › Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(op): 4:33pm On Mar 13, 2009
but when i go to heaven i saw a scenario which i will tell u guys.

three women went to heaven. they were told that: "If you step on a duck you will be chained to an ugly man for the rest of your life. SO BE CAREFUL." the women laughed it off and said, if we were careful enough to get to heaven, we will NOT step on any ducks!

unfortunately, the woman who said this tread on a duck a week later and was chained to a hideous man. and that's what happened to the other one, too.

the third lass who was AMAZINGLY careful was eventually told that she was to be blessed by being chained to the most beautiful man ever. and she was!

after a while of getting to know that man, she sighed out, "I wonder what I did to deserve this, " and the man replied, "well i don't know about you, but i stepped on a duck, "
Jokes Etc › Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(op): 4:32pm On Mar 13, 2009
from heaven now,

i went to report u to God make him help me talk to u.
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by bilms(op): 4:26pm On Mar 13, 2009
watin.


the reason y he could do such is because of his name.

he his a bush man
Jokes Etc › Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(op): 4:20pm On Mar 13, 2009
am back

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