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oyinkay123: Please expatiate on "beautiful statement of account" how much (in average) in your opinion, is sufficient?

Let the closing balance be 3m at least. This will cover for the medical bill and still show u ve money to return to after giving birth.

MadameU: @Dammie,

Please can you advice on other accomodation options aside crosslands the rates for 30days is now over 3000dollars.
Thanks

A subscriber on this thread suggested Palm Shadows one time like that. You can Google the apartment. It's like $159 a week with free food for 4 days or so. Anyone that knows more about the accommodation should pls contribute.

raii: Advice gotten says state mihs as contact org. Na how to do group appointment scheduling be d ish now.

When u submit/save the first person's form,u ll see an option that leads to creating application for other family or group members.

IyawoToBe: Hello all. For those who applied and was granted visa as a family, do we have to fill the proxy form to collect your passport? We were given just one collection form, so I want to know if I am expected to sign the proxy form since my hubby was the primary applicant.

The proxy form is to be filled by other members of the family that won't be present at the collection point. Their names ll be written in the form and they ll sign. U ll also take along photocopies of dre identification and your appointment letter though they may not ask to see the photocopies and the appointment letter and still give u the passports.

cfcchick: Hello prettymummy..I'm due in Feb but Arizona bound.

Hello, m also due in Feb,2015 and Phoenix bound. Ve gotten an appointment with Financial already and hoping to mail the embassy soon on my change in travel plans. Ve u thought of accommodation? Wre would u be staying? Can we Feb Phoenix mums in the house form a forum?

Hello,i also wrote d test on the 17th of April but i havent heard from them since then.Anyone that has any info should pls brief d house.Thanks

@Toppiano
Office politics is everywhere, be it private of public office. The rule is this.
Listen but never comment
Assume everyday is your last in that office.
Prepare for rainy days
Be good in what you do.
Be brave
And finally, take a big loan as soon as u are eligible. Even if u don't need it, keep it.
They will be afraid to sack you because they don't want to lose their money.

WTF gave u dat impression above? Dat was definitely in d past!!!
if u take a loan n u get sacked,the management ll deduct dre money from ur entitlement n give u d balance.!!!Shewwwwwwww

NIGERIANS!!!

A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA , sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass
cover.

When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:

Dearest brothers and sisters,

I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos . Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat, Just divide it amongst yourselves.


On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size for Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Dayo, Roy and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favourite), just divide them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.


Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - James, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it.

Aunty Ronke, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colours.

Your loving sister,

Nene

P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her burial.

In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL

What is marketing
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

Marketing is great LOL

@Luvola,nah, strike is no yardstick, but I made reference to that cos alot of people flaw that skul(OAU) that she's living on past glory because they now go on strike alot.Going on strike or not,the best ll remain the best but this part of OAU trips me.

@Jarus,I'm really feeling ur argument about this ur OAU!Ride on, m enjoying it.
Living on past glory or not,Unilag,OAU and U.I remain the most respected schools in Nigeria,these schools ve produced great people and are still producing.One thing that trips about OAU especially is dat,even with all strikes she goes on,she still comes top in d nigerian university scene.
What if OAU never go on strikes

I really commend the father for reporting to the appropriate authourity long before this happened and i dont fink we should blame him for his son's misconduct in anyway.BTW how many of d ppl blaming him have d courage of reporting their sibling if they suspect him of being an armed rubber?hmmm, it is better said than done.

[table]If you note, he was living in London away from his family. A little grounding about lifes issues would have helped, instead of isolating the criminal from reality. No child is born evil (except they have mental problems).

Living in a rented room and working in Burger King would have put that boys eyes on the ground.[/table]

One can never satisfy other people in dis life.If d boy was living in d condition above,ppl would have still blamed his father for making so much money n subjecting d guy to dat condition and dey would even conclude that d guy did wat he did cos he was emotionally disturbed by his parents' action.
In short,the guy should be punished adequately for his offence,let's leave his family outta dis cos the father did wat was right.

hey,pls anyone that has got an idea on how much civil defence is going to pay a b.sc graduate(assistant cadet officer) should pls tell me and also wat form the exam is going to take.thanks alot

hi house,pls can anyone tell me how much civil defence is going to pay a b.sc graduate(assisitant cadet officer).Thanks all

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hey,thanks dear.

hey all,I ll like to know if anyone has heard about APCON(Advertising Practitioners Council Of Nigeria) or if dre's anyone in d house dat is taking the course now.Thanks y'all

Hey,does anyone know if we r going to pay for the training or if we r going to be paid during the training?

I ll choose psquare's "Danger" as the hottest album.All d songs ve da vibe,is it danger itself? or e no easy,troway ,superfans ,possibility ft Tuface,who dey here? They r all tite songs.I give up to dem followed my WC's M2M.

Omotola is definitely one of d greatest actress that has come out of nollywood,she's been rocking nollywood 4 a long time n she's still representing.As for being d greatest,I don't think one can ever choose d greatest actress in nollywood because these actresses r all gud in dre different ways.But really, a fact I can't deny is dat Omotola is my best nollywood actress!!!

@Ada.Ora,God go punish u for trying to scam job seekers.
@Nairalanders,its a scam !!!Don't fall into their hands,she and one honestisbest also posted this on naijahotjobs and they ve been duly embarrased dre.They r a bunch of idiots seeking the wrath of God.BEWARE