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Politics / Re: Ejigbo, Ikotun Residents Decry Poor State Of Road,petition Fashola by binigirl(f): 7:53pm On Jun 09, 2013
Truly, the situation of the Ejigbo road has gone out of hand. I had to trek from cele express to NNPC b/stop last week Thursday just because the traffic on the road that day was terrible and buses that were not stuck in traffic, refused to ply the road. I think divine intervention is needed for the status of that road to change

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Romance / Re: ... by binigirl(f): 8:16pm On Apr 26, 2013
@ OP it seems d only reason u r dating ur present bf is cos he proposed 2 u n nt because u luv him... My advice 4 u is dat u leave ur present relatnshp, n evaluate ursef b4 jumpin in2 anoda.
Also, dis other guy, is he aware dat u r so much in luv wit him n if he is aware, does he luv u 2?
Jobs/Vacancies / Sales Executives Needed by binigirl(f): 7:59am On Apr 17, 2013
My company is into sales and supply of office equipment and office stationery and we are recruiting young and vibrant corporate sales executives who can break ground in bringing in more corporate clients.
Applicants must reside in Lagos.
Interested applicants can forward their CV to sales@officeeverything.net Please note that this advert is only valid for 2 weeks.
You can also check out our website www.officeeverything.net
Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Stop Receiving Scam Job Test/Interview Messages by binigirl(f): 9:13pm On Apr 16, 2013
@ OP nice one... I have also received text msgs 4rm these Health Stream Alliance guys but I neva went 4 their interviews, thanks 2 God who gave ppl d wisdom 2 create sites like google and nairaland. The last time I got a txt 4rm dem, I actually called dem and gave dem a piece of my mind.

My advice 2 any job seeker is dat dey shld be careful and prayerful so dey dnt fall victim 2 these scammers
Romance / Re: One Word To Describe This Couple (pic) by binigirl(f): 9:02am On Apr 06, 2013
I will go for SOULMATES

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Family / Re: Punishments You Served While Growing Up When You Do Wrong by binigirl(f): 7:41pm On Mar 22, 2013
Chai wen I small I chop different kinds of cane oh!
Kpankere, koboko, wire and even broom. My papa sabi flog person and d day he wants 2 be merciful, u will kneel down, raise up ur hands, close ur eyes and open ur mouth, till saliva begin pour 4 ur body.
Also of cos pick pin , ride okada.
My mum own na 2 talk and most times na dat talk bad pass
Religion / Re: My Testimony, My Survival (Graphic Images) by binigirl(f): 5:45pm On Feb 22, 2013
Ur story almost made me shed tears....

We bless the name of the Lord who has not allowed you to become a prey in the hands of the enemy, but has proven dat indeed there is none like Him in Heaven and on earth.

Ur testimony shall remain permanent in Jesus name.
Romance / Re: Ladies How Long Have You Fronted? by binigirl(f): 8:07am On Feb 13, 2013
See guys dey hate o...anyways fronting can be fun wen done appropriately...
For me sha 2 weeks maximum and am done frontin
Education / Re: Nicknames Your Teachers Were Given In School And How They Earned It. by binigirl(f): 1:54pm On Jan 22, 2013
My Biology Teacher: Fry Pan - Cos she had a flat chest and butt lipsrsealed

My Govt Teacher: Popo - His name was Mr. Popoola

My Principal: Miss World - Cos she had dis gait like she was in a beauty pageant

One of my Mathematics Teachers was called Pampers cos he butt always looked like he had Diapers on grin grin grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Fire At Shoprite Ikeja Mall. by binigirl(f): 4:20pm On Jan 15, 2013
pimp_lucious :
remember shoprite is only a store in that mall. Are u tryna say it's just shoprite on fire or the whole gadamn mall? Clearify pls

The fire was from the Mr Price store inside the mall not Shoprite or the whole mall. It was an electric fault that caused the fire but it has been put out now.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by binigirl(f): 7:10am On Dec 26, 2012
Dear OP, I dnt kno how true ur story is and ur so called Igbo guy is nt here 2 defend himself but 4rm wat I av read, I tink u should confront ur guy and if possible try 2 do some digging around 2 find out the truth. Wateva u get 4rm dat, u can den act upon.
I tink dis is a lesson 2 all non-nigerians out there, if u r datin a nigerian guy or any guy who is not 4rm ur country, try 2 do some research 2 know more about d guy b4 giving him d best years of ur life.
Dis is my 2 cents
Romance / Re: It is settled in heaven by binigirl(f): 2:47pm On Dec 14, 2012
Bros, wats d point u r tryin to make? Cos u are gettin me confused...From ur story, i can gather that u already have a sentimental attachment to the 2nd lady and so u dnt nid our advice.
Jokes Etc / Re: How Many Faces Can You See In This Picture? by binigirl(f): 3:31pm On Dec 05, 2012
5 Faces in all cos one person's face is not visible

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Events / Re: Nigeria@52 Celebration In Port-Harcourt Zoo (Photos) by binigirl(f): 1:04pm On Oct 03, 2012
drzed: Okija, is that you selling ice-cream on a bicycle? grin
How market? cheesy cheesy cheesy

Very nice pictures. Thanks for sharing.
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: BUSTED !!! by binigirl(f): 4:56am On Sep 22, 2012
Mshewwwwwwww!!!
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Comedian Bovi And His Family by binigirl(f): 3:56pm On Sep 19, 2012
tellwsdom:

And how dis wan take relate with topic?? ....Wat exactly were u expecting?? ONE HEFTY MAN, HUGGING RIHANNA??..Shame on u people , una don fail embarassed embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Comedian Bovi And His Family by binigirl(f): 2:01pm On Sep 19, 2012
himkers: how dis picture take concern me? mtshewwwww!
If d pix no concern u, why did u waste ur tym to enta d thread n den bother urself 2 drop a comment? undecided undecided

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Family / Re: I Will Never Beat My Wife by binigirl(f): 6:45pm On Sep 16, 2012
@op: I tink u shld pray dat God will giv u d grace nt 2 beat ur wife cos I kno cases of men who vowed neva 2 beat their wives but ended up doin jst dat...
Romance / Re: How Do I Get Over A Lost Relationship? by binigirl(f): 3:48pm On Sep 11, 2012
Sweet heart u sound a bit confused... u broke up wit d guy wen u realised he wasn't serious wit u, den aft dat u start start callin him, why

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Poems For Review / Re: Life Is Vain Upon Vain by binigirl(f): 3:40pm On Sep 11, 2012
lovely piece...quite touching
Sports / Re: Nwokorie Wins Gold In Paralympics Female Powerlifting by binigirl(f): 4:43pm On Aug 31, 2012
Built2last: I expected us to do well in Paralympics, [b]reason being that sports administrators cannot play politics with it. its difficult to enlist their brothers and cousins. [/b]Well done to all the men and women showing ability in disability.

Well we can still help dem out wit that one just break the legs of their so called brothers and cousins and den dey can be enlisted... grin grin grin
Food / Re: The Price Of Garri by binigirl(f): 4:23pm On Aug 31, 2012
Okija_juju:


Seun,

I think you are going about this the wrong way. As the resident Eze Mmuo of Nairaland, I really do not see how enquiring about the relationship between a thread (which more often than none are absolutely useless threads that even hit the frontpage) can be misconstrued to be 'wrong'..

'How does this affect the price of Garri" is simply a figure of speech particularly an Idiomatic expression that simply means "How does this affect anything'. I really think that you should reconsider your stand on this subject matter and treat it as just another one of those things. Otherwise, anyone who posts any message that is remotely divergent from the topic of a thread should be banned.


Seconded!!!

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Sports / Re: Nwokorie Wins Gold In Paralympics Female Powerlifting by binigirl(f): 4:13pm On Aug 31, 2012
Great news!!!
Nairaland / General / Ohio Man Puts Up ‘please Hire My Wife’ Billboard For Jobless Wife by binigirl(f): 12:47pm On Aug 31, 2012
Holly Stuard's husband just put her resume in front of thousands of fresh faces. The Ohio man rented billboard space reading "Please Hire My Wife" to help the former Toledo University employee get back to work.
"Over the last five or six months, she's had a few opportunities come along that we thought looked really positive and unfortunately they just didn't work out," Brandon Stuard told local Fox affiliate Toledo News Now. "I felt a sense of, she was getting a little frustrated, but not losing hope. But I wanted to do something maybe help lift her spirits if nothing else."
Stuard says the billboard space has cost him $700 but that he and his wife will consider it a bargain if he helps her restart her career.
The sign highlights some of Stuard's qualifications, including an MBA and experience in both business and academic sectors. She said she would like to work in development with a company, focusing on maximizing productivity and growth in human capital. The billboard also offers a contact email for potential employers to contact Stuard directly: hiremywife@yahoo.com.
Stuard admits he purchased the billboard without first telling his wife, but so far she has appreciated the gesture.
"I think I definitely would have said no," Holly Stuard told the station. "I would have thought it would have been too embarrassing to have my face up on a billboard but, now I'm having fun with it and hopefully a good opportunity will come out of it."
She says she lost her job with the university last year after budget cuts, and has since had a number of promising interviews.
"I know she's trying extremely hard, no one prepares like she does. So, it's difficult to watch so, this is, I feel like this is probably the best I could come up with to help her out," Brandon Stuard said.
Source:http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ohio-man-purchases-please-hire-wife-billboard-160337303.html?_esi=1
NL guys can you do this for your wife/girlfriend?

Health / Re: Pictures From The Fire At LUTH Last Night by binigirl(f): 12:33pm On Aug 31, 2012
M M M: Fire service came without water, so what re dere plans

2 stop d fire with dere urine angry

God have mercy on 9ja undecided

Don't mind dem, maybe dey thot dey will fetch water from the tap in LUTH, 2 put out the fire...MUMU ppl angry angry angry angry angry

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Religion / Re: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by binigirl(f): 10:04am On Aug 24, 2012
cheddarking:


Please wise up.
All the early christian leaders prefered to low their image so that Jesus could shine.

And we are well within our rights to question, judge and abuse questionable 'Men of God'

Even Jesus told us to be vigilant against FALSE PROPHETS!


I understand your point perfectly, all i am saying is that wisdom should be applied in these situations that's all...
Religion / Re: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by binigirl(f): 9:49am On Aug 24, 2012
Sam Milla: His pictures are on every Christ embassy Church all over the country. I think that gay pastor loves to show himself and his new suits.

the Bible says "judge not!"...also, no make Christ Embassy people fight you o...to be forewarned...
Religion / Re: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by binigirl(f): 9:46am On Aug 24, 2012
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed no comment lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Take A Message To Her. by binigirl(f): 2:39pm On Aug 22, 2012
can't see any picture
Romance / Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by binigirl(f): 10:54am On Aug 17, 2012
eye opening thread shocked shocked shocked...am still trying to think of mine
...I'll be right back wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by binigirl(f): 1:34pm On Aug 13, 2012
naturalwaves: Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second coming.
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?

Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!

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* Is there light in my house?

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