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Truly, the situation of the Ejigbo road has gone out of hand. I had to trek from cele express to NNPC b/stop last week Thursday just because the traffic on the road that day was terrible and buses that were not stuck in traffic, refused to ply the road. I think divine intervention is needed for the status of that road to change

@ OP it seems d only reason u r dating ur present bf is cos he proposed 2 u n nt because u luv him... My advice 4 u is dat u leave ur present relatnshp, n evaluate ursef b4 jumpin in2 anoda.
Also, dis other guy, is he aware dat u r so much in luv wit him n if he is aware, does he luv u 2?

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@ OP nice one... I have also received text msgs 4rm these Health Stream Alliance guys but I neva went 4 their interviews, thanks 2 God who gave ppl d wisdom 2 create sites like google and nairaland. The last time I got a txt 4rm dem, I actually called dem and gave dem a piece of my mind.

My advice 2 any job seeker is dat dey shld be careful and prayerful so dey dnt fall victim 2 these scammers

I will go for SOULMATES

Chai wen I small I chop different kinds of cane oh!
Kpankere, koboko, wire and even broom. My papa sabi flog person and d day he wants 2 be merciful, u will kneel down, raise up ur hands, close ur eyes and open ur mouth, till saliva begin pour 4 ur body.
Also of cos pick pin , ride okada.
My mum own na 2 talk and most times na dat talk bad pass

Ur story almost made me shed tears....

We bless the name of the Lord who has not allowed you to become a prey in the hands of the enemy, but has proven dat indeed there is none like Him in Heaven and on earth.

Ur testimony shall remain permanent in Jesus name.

See guys dey hate o...anyways fronting can be fun wen done appropriately...
For me sha 2 weeks maximum and am done frontin

My Biology Teacher: Fry Pan - Cos she had a flat chest and butt

My Govt Teacher: Popo - His name was Mr. Popoola

My Principal: Miss World - Cos she had dis gait like she was in a beauty pageant

One of my Mathematics Teachers was called Pampers cos he butt always looked like he had Diapers on

[quote author=pimp_lucious ]remember shoprite is only a store in that mall. Are u tryna say it's just shoprite on fire or the whole gadamn mall? Clearify pls[/quote]The fire was from the Mr Price store inside the mall not Shoprite or the whole mall. It was an electric fault that caused the fire but it has been put out now.

Dear OP, I dnt kno how true ur story is and ur so called Igbo guy is nt here 2 defend himself but 4rm wat I av read, I tink u should confront ur guy and if possible try 2 do some digging around 2 find out the truth. Wateva u get 4rm dat, u can den act upon.
I tink dis is a lesson 2 all non-nigerians out there, if u r datin a nigerian guy or any guy who is not 4rm ur country, try 2 do some research 2 know more about d guy b4 giving him d best years of ur life.
Dis is my 2 cents

5 Faces in all cos one person's face is not visible

drzed: Okija, is that you selling ice-cream on a bicycle?
How market?

Very nice pictures. Thanks for sharing.

Mshewwwwwwww!!!

tellwsdom: And how dis wan take relate with topic?? ....Wat exactly were u expecting?? ONE HEFTY MAN, HUGGING RIHANNA??..Shame on u people , una don fail

@op: I tink u shld pray dat God will giv u d grace nt 2 beat ur wife cos I kno cases of men who vowed neva 2 beat their wives but ended up doin jst dat...

[quote author=Okija_juju]Seun,

I think you are going about this the wrong way. As the resident Eze Mmuo of Nairaland, I really do not see how enquiring about the relationship between a thread (which more often than none are absolutely useless threads that even hit the frontpage) can be misconstrued to be 'wrong'..

'How does this affect the price of Garri" is simply a figure of speech particularly an Idiomatic expression that simply means "How does this affect anything'. I really think that you should reconsider your stand on this subject matter and treat it as just another one of those things. Otherwise, anyone who posts any message that is remotely divergent from the topic of a thread should be banned.

[/quote]Seconded!!!

Holly Stuard's husband just put her resume in front of thousands of fresh faces. The Ohio man rented billboard space reading "Please Hire My Wife" to help the former Toledo University employee get back to work.
"Over the last five or six months, she's had a few opportunities come along that we thought looked really positive and unfortunately they just didn't work out," Brandon Stuard told local Fox affiliate Toledo News Now. "I felt a sense of, she was getting a little frustrated, but not losing hope. But I wanted to do something maybe help lift her spirits if nothing else."
Stuard says the billboard space has cost him $700 but that he and his wife will consider it a bargain if he helps her restart her career.
The sign highlights some of Stuard's qualifications, including an MBA and experience in both business and academic sectors. She said she would like to work in development with a company, focusing on maximizing productivity and growth in human capital. The billboard also offers a contact email for potential employers to contact Stuard directly: hiremywife@yahoo.com.
Stuard admits he purchased the billboard without first telling his wife, but so far she has appreciated the gesture.
"I think I definitely would have said no," Holly Stuard told the station. "I would have thought it would have been too embarrassing to have my face up on a billboard but, now I'm having fun with it and hopefully a good opportunity will come out of it."
She says she lost her job with the university last year after budget cuts, and has since had a number of promising interviews.
"I know she's trying extremely hard, no one prepares like she does. So, it's difficult to watch so, this is, I feel like this is probably the best I could come up with to help her out," Brandon Stuard said.
Source:http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ohio-man-purchases-please-hire-wife-billboard-160337303.html?_esi=1
NL guys can you do this for your wife/girlfriend?

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The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second coming.
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?

Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!

* Is there light in my house?