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I still can remember plantin garri and perboiled rice alongside beans in our garden and wonderin why only the beans grow.

yong_noble: I'm a sport betting fan, i have an account with www.bet365.com and can you believe the odds of bayern winning the first half? its 2.4 and scoring by header, its 5.0 so if i can combine both odds, that will be [b]2.4 * 5.0 = 12.0!!!!!![/b]GOSH
For those of us that don't understand this, let me explain. An odds of 12.0 means that whatever amount of money you stake will be multiplied by 12.0
As I'm typing this, I've already placed a bet of $500 on it. do the maths.....
Haters and unbelievers keep hating and unbelieving, na una sabi....

Seems like you don't know Robben is the the only bald headed man in Munich, with odd 5.5. Include that and see.

Few people know what can be made from this very news. All i need to know now is the date or source so as to confirm. Once i hear him say it, i have to doubt.

lefulefu: 1:na mugu u be if u dey pay for a babe school fees or house rent
2:u be mugu if the money meant 4 ur pickins school fees u carry all the money take am buy brazilian wigs and expensive BBs for ur girlfriend or girlfriends
3:u be mugu if u steal ur papa money take am buy mary kay,bleaching cream,lip stick and other expensive gift items for ur babe on valentine day
4:in short u be mumu,malumalu,olodo,agbaya,ewu,cow etc if u and ur paddys dey rob bank or stand for highway with guns dey rob motorists just becos una wan impress una girlfriend wit money
5:u be mugu plus woman wrapper if u dey wash ur babe dirty pants and bra(eg sexkillz)
6:na mugu u be if u dey go market for a babe
7:u be mugu if the small money wey u dey earn as salary instead of u to use the money maintain ursef and ur family u dey take the money train one small girl for school with the hope say u go marry her after she graduate.omo wise up my girl many mumu men don already commit suicide becos the girls wey dey train for school don dump dem on the marriage alter
8:u be mumu if the main reason wey u dey do yahoo yahoo na to impress a babe with money

5 & 6. Have nothing to do with being a mugu. If your girlfriend can watch your SO DIRTY boxer, i see nothing wrong in you watchin her pants. And i can go to the market for her as long as we're eating the food together. Think out of the box pls.

Can you make delivery elsewhere apart from Lag ?

Sorry, i'm in Abuja. If you can get it there then lets talk.

Your location ? B4 negotiation.

onoti: Where is d joke

Its not meant for you to see. Its meant for the wise ones.

I wonder why you guys are using "predict" instead of "prophecies". Seems you all are new to his prophecy. Believe me, once he say it, thats how it is. I'm not a christian though but i do not see things i can't do as impossible to others.

See Kim deceiving herself oh ! Don't she know Chris is better than Kanye !! Chris plays basketball, Kanye plays woman.

Abu-Maryam:
The problem is not the president, its the citizens.[color=#990000][/color]

The president was never meant to be the problem. The citizens are always the problem, and that's why a president(the solution) was elected. The question here should be "Do we have a President in Nigeria ?"

Why do most people mistake a slut for a prostitute ? But my answer to that question will be "NO !". Once a soldier, always a soldier.

Brand new or fearly used ? And where do you reside ?

She is kind af ON & OFF.Always want me around.You can imagine, how can i go to a girl's house as early as 6:30AM just to be around her ! And most of all, she's tryin to eat her cake and have it.

We haven't broken off though, but she knows we will.

I told her.

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die ?
*His last battle.

Q2. Where was the declaration of independence signed ?
*At the bottom of the page.

Q3. River Ravi flows from which state ?
*Liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce ?
*Marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure ?
*Exam.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
*Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple ?
*The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become ?
*It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
*No problem, he sleeps at night

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand ?
*You will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand,what would you have ?
*Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it ?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it ?
*Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

***Did I get any wrong ?

Rice n bread, come join okro soup.

Idowuogbo: buy a toaster na

enter idumota pick fairly use abeg!

Maybe he'll use it on you 1st...Funny

No need to panic ! We've gat ROBIN.

Since when did paramilitary camp turn to a military camp ? Some people are just too weak to stand to their right. So, once you're a corper you no more have right, and those guys are free to harass you. Think like a HUMAN pls !