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wigan away was becoming a bogey fixture

nice analysis II but as per dough no dey, wetin man go do

congrats guys, the only english team so far to qualify

I feeel Cuenca was impressive for his debut(sic)
Sanchez is not as sharp as he was early days
All in all a good game but the Q is why does Messi play all 90 mins

These teams play their all against Barca but lay down for Real's thrashing

I think more people are born in august, nov cold


february though

@ proudly

Amen,

I am happy with the good run of results
I can now safely say we have form

Now we beat Dortmund and then qualify so we can focus

Fulham, City(Carling), Wigan, Everton

We need to continue this run,,,


Mehn, we are dependent on RvP 22 shots and 2 goals is not a good return though that No 5 for Norwich saved like 3 balls off the line

Go Gunners

yemoja

yonder

dictum

exhort

Can we have a list of words on the first post so we can know words and not repeat any

i was going to spend 5 days with my wife at Obudu but when i did the breakdown it was better we went to the UK which she would even enjoy more and we can shop

what also kills Obudu is the lack of air routes from Calabar or PH
the cabs will take like 50k while you have to house them through out ur stay.
A room is like 20+ K and light is not 247

Are these houses off plan,
Can we see pictures

asking price?
pictures??

Let me add sth to the house

http://www.iranian.com/main/blog/bubbly/story-fart-and-passing-gas

The Story Of Fart And Passing Gas


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by bubbly
02-Mar-2010

Worldly Wisdom: Farts and passing gas are free. All sound and stink bombs are welcome. They are neither male nor female. They are nature’s gift to mankind. So donate generously. Btw, there is laughing gas and there is tear gas but there is only one passing gas that is your great (dis)service to your peers. There are nuclear bombs and other bombs but none to match the sound bomb that can scare the enemy and win any war.

This is the story of a constipation doctor.

An elderly lady once complained to me that she passed gas many times a day. "It's really more of a nuisance than a problem. They're silent and they don't smell.
I gave her a prescription and asked her to come back in a week.
She: (after a week) I don't know what it was you gave me, doc, but I still pass gas all the time. It is still silent, but it smells terribly!
I: Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, we'll see what we can do for your hearing.

I was listening to a radio talk show the other day. The voice began listing all the problems caused by passing gas, including the 'deadly fumes' that linger long for 'hours' after the smell is gone, saying how it wasn't just taboo ‘it can be deadly,’ and ‘hundreds of infants a year die’ from passed gas.

You know, one time I farted so badly that I had to spend 15 years in jail, for air pollution.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me, Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

A man was pissing in a street when a cop spots him.
"You can’t do that here! It'll cost you Rs 300 in fine."
The man gives him a Rs 500 note. The cop says: "But I haven't any change"
"No worries, you can keep it, cos I dropped a couple of farts as well, "

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.

Statistics show that Indians pass enough gas to fuel every car on the road in India today. However, the Indian Government is totally against it, just because of three stupid people researching the study, died doing the tests.

Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them also!

Nobody listens to me until I fart.

Never fart in a wetsuit.

Rules for where/in which situations never to fart: Inside a crowded Lift; Inside a public library; On a crowded train; Whilst giving a speech, In Church, Whilst on a date, In a packed lecture theatre, In your office, At a cinema, In a walk-in freezer - it'll linger a while, In a ticket line, On an airplane, During confession, In the bed, whilst feeling frisky, In bed when you're feeling frisky, While fighting fire in a burning building, In a patrol car for a minor violation.

Rules for when to fart: Bosses office as you are about to leave. - make sure it's silent but violent, In a bathroom, In the cashiers’ line - it's bound to speed things up, The empty elevator before you get off, Besides an occupied dressing room - no doubt it'll quickly become unoccupied, Your co-workers cubicle at the office, When deep sea diving, Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested, In your car if you've been carjacked, During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.

Phew!!!

subscribing and laffing ,

bollocks, how she you know she likes it ur way
everyman thinks his fathers farm is the biggest

Anyhow on your issue,

1. Get a job for her or a vocational training she can do while on break
2. Lets weekends be dedicated to her'
3. Once in a while, take a special holiday to a hotel or resort and make her feel good

i will retract my negativism and say i am pleasantly surprised
6 in 6 is exceptional,

but pls we need to keep it and not over hope

OptaJoe Opta Sports
22 - Arsenal have come from behind to claim 22 points against Chelsea in the Premier League, more than any side against any other. Tenacity

now its 25

too hot! that shot was hot

that block was massive! i heard the flesh mash

waLCOTT out was the mistake

it allowed cole to bomb in

y blame pers. we all know he is an average defender to give us some edge in balls over the top

what about the defensive organisation? what about other players positions
have you forgotten we were let off by an offside decision

duduspace:
Na which kain silly goal we go conceed again so?  
did Per slip or what?

normal arsenalistic supid defending

that was supremely unselfish

too end to end