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Politics / Re: "Don't Jail Me Until 4.30pm, Please...." Doyin Okupe Begs Prison Warders by bishopkay: 4:56pm On Dec 19, 2022
DeepThroater:
If he doesn't cough out the bail money he will sleep in Kuje.

Okupe is really broke .

Seems the LP mobilization funds for rallies he stole has finished.

Now he need to place calls to raise one million naira to pay the 500k fine on two charges he was convicted on.
He will be out by tomorrow. But I hope this energy is present when gandollar turn reach for the new government?
Politics / Re: Where Is The Justice On Doyin Okupe Case? by bishopkay: 4:54pm On Dec 19, 2022
asanausana91:
if partaking in a crime is only punish with 1million fine then nobody will be afraid to partake in a crime
You stand a convict whether you pay a fine or not. Not a good name. Now can you stop crying?

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi & His Team Arrive Akwa Ibom, Ahead Of His Campaign Tomorrow (Pics) by bishopkay: 4:51pm On Dec 19, 2022
lhordspy:
What of okupe?

Okupe will pay his fine maybe step down from the campaign as DG but will remain in our ranks as a power house. We move still OBI-diently!

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Politics / Re: Altercation Between Doyin Okupe's Lawyer And Security Operatives (Video) by bishopkay: 4:48pm On Dec 19, 2022
lhordspy:


Cant you see laundering in my post. And so youthink accepting money to give someone else is for free?

The owner, launderer and the eventual receiver are all theives.
Why then should half a million be as fine.

Accepting and moving monies above 5 million naira cash as an individual or 10 million naira cash as a corporate entity is money laundering. The court has sat on his offense and in it's wisdom gave him the option of 500k fine as conversant with section 18 of the money laundering act 2011.

He will pay his fine and he stands convicted so why are you complaining? The people he gave the money to and the one who gave are the ones who will get a longer sentence. Now what about the man who moved monies with bullion vans to his home on election eve? Well February no far again.

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Politics / Re: Supporters In The North Brand 30 Cars To Support Peter Obi by bishopkay: 4:38pm On Dec 19, 2022
Willie2015:


Thats the summary.
Obi need to campaign aggressively in the North...
to have a fighting chance..
Instead of visiting churches since most folks in South
had their mind pretty made up for the candidate to vote for....
As it is now...
He has no path to the Presidency...
Then it's Tifnubu who has a path way to victory? A southern candidate with no strong southern base.

You really think the core north will leave Atiku) Kwakwanso to vote for Tifnubu? Same people who voted Buhari 3 times even when it was clear he had no path to victory? Okay February no far again
Politics / Re: Altercation Between Doyin Okupe's Lawyer And Security Operatives (Video) by bishopkay: 4:32pm On Dec 19, 2022
lhordspy:
Lol.

Nigeria is a joke. Someone was convicted of laundering over 200m naira . And he was sentenced to 2years in prison with an option of N500,000 .

200m naira crime for N 500, 000 fine.

Habba habbba now...
LMAO you go Kee urself las las. He didn't steal money. His only offense is accepting monies from Dasuki to be given to someone else.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Defeats Atiku And Tinubu In Adamawa Election Poll by bishopkay: 4:27pm On Dec 19, 2022
asanausana91:
I don't believe that. Even Atiku know that it will be impossible to win one state in the whole south east.
Las las 25% or any number you can manage to get anywhere is what matters right? We'll see
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Defeats Atiku And Tinubu In Adamawa Election Poll by bishopkay: 3:23pm On Dec 19, 2022
asanausana91:
Hahahaaaa �. Congratulations Peter obi you are the online president.
Even Buhari with all power didn't beat Atiku,is this mushroom party that will defeat Atiku in Adamawa? Even Obi know that Adamawa is a no go area.
Infact because of this report I now know that all the so called statistics are gotten from Ipob bureau of statistics.
I can swear with anything in this world that Peter Obi can never beat Atiku in Adamawa.
But you believe Atiku will win Peter Obi in Anambra.

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Politics / Re: OBIdients Organize Free Tutorial Classes For Northern Women & Children (Pics) by bishopkay: 10:50am On Dec 19, 2022
BigSarah:
Obi can't win
Yet you won't stop wailing on his name

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Politics / Re: Video Of Zulum Campaign Buying Pvcs In The North by bishopkay: 10:23am On Dec 19, 2022
BATified2023:
u Igbo will just continue killing your selves when tinubu wins
Only borno vote will cancel all south east votes
I'm not even Igbo but you can kill urself after tifnubu loses. He will lose so bad, you urchins won't have the strength to wake up from your beds after results are declared. SMH

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Politics / Re: Video Of Zulum Campaign Buying Pvcs In The North by bishopkay: 10:22am On Dec 19, 2022
Superwave16320:
Zulum is social media governor but Ikpeazu Ugwuayi are not ba ?


Show me where I spoke about ikpeazu. Even that one knows he's a failure.

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Politics / Re: Video Of Zulum Campaign Buying Pvcs In The North by bishopkay: 8:42am On Dec 19, 2022
Moh247:
cool


@

This is the new Naira notes under Emefiele

You go Sabi what ruling party means

.
Old video, olds naira notes. VERY old video. Tifnubu will fail so bad... Third sure for am oh my brother.

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Politics / Re: Video Of Zulum Campaign Buying Pvcs In The North by bishopkay: 8:41am On Dec 19, 2022
MandelaLives:
Prof. Zulum?!? No! Although I don't like supporting anything APC, when it comes to Zulum, I believe this is a smear campaign. I need someone to prove me wrong if I am wrong.
Watch the video! I dey laugh southern boys when dey lick zulum bum bum LMAO. Zulum is a social media governor. Don't take my word for it, go to Borno and hear from people.

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Politics / Re: It Seems Tinubu Might Win The Election by bishopkay: 8:34am On Dec 19, 2022
Nefort:
I am not an expert in politics and I wish Peter Obi would win but when I look at all the northern states ruled by APC as indicated with light blue in the attached image, it gives me a feeling Tinubu has an advantage in the north and will likely win most of the northern votes. The south West votes plus the little scraps he would get from the south-south and south-east might be enough to seal his victory.

Most of the uneducated voters are in the north. They don't know anything about Peter Obi because they don't follow the news media or social media where his ovation is loud. These are the kind of voters that can be scammed using religion or one stupid thing or the other. These are the kind of voters that gives Tinubu a chance. The fact that APC governors rule those states is enough to influence those voters to vote for APC/Tinubu.

If Tinubu eventually wins the election it will finally prove our problem is not about having bad leaders as many will always say, but having a large pool of uneducated voters who outnumber the educated ones. And these uneducated voters end up voting for bad leaders.
Tifnubu cannot win this election; he doesn't have the numbers! I say this not by sentiments but with facts. Don't let campaign rallies where 2k to 5k are shared to attendees fool you oh. Tifnubu cannot win and it's becoming increasingly clear that a vote for Tifnubu is a vote for Atiku. It's a vote for power returning to the North!

Before BVAS, elections didn't even happen in the north. They write election results in government houses so the governors had the powers to do and undo. That was how their "structure" word was culled. Today with BVAS, the people are the structure!

For Tifnubu to win, he has to at least retain buhari's northern votes or at least 80% of it because he's unpopular down south. How's that going to be possible with 2 other northern gladiators in the race? The north see Atiku and Kwakwanso as a new opportunity to rule another 8 years. Do you think they'll forfeit that for Tifnubu? Don't forget gandollar won Kano with the breadth of a hair and massive rigging and stifling of opposition strongholds with thugs and federal might. How will they replicate same for Tifnubu?

The SW is a battle ground for all parties with Obi following tifnubu very closely. The SW had managed to produce just 4 million votes for all parties in these last 2 electoral cycles. How will tifnubu get votes? Where will he get the votes to win elections from?
Travel / Re: Man Escapes Death In Terrible Accident Along Enugu Road (Photos) by bishopkay: 2:17am On Dec 17, 2022
Useless AKTC. These animals cost me my dear friend. RIP Edafe
Politics / Re: My Experience With Some Northerners Today As Regards 2023 Election by bishopkay: 2:42pm On Dec 13, 2022
BOLATINUBU01:
so kwakwaso will win abi
What's your concern with that? Will everyone in the race win? Vote your candidate, they'd vote theirs too. Case closed!
Politics / Re: My Experience With Some Northerners Today As Regards 2023 Election by bishopkay: 2:40pm On Dec 13, 2022
Dsalvo:


If you and OP are not dull Tinubu haters then on what planet do you think kwankwaso will do better than third or fourth place?

Kwankwaso is a nobody who only means something to anyone-but-Tinubu haters like you and OP.
Cry today, cry tomorrow, tifnubu is going nowhere. Kwakwanso for the north, Peter Obi for the South cool
Family / Re: My Dead Neighbour by bishopkay: 7:22pm On Dec 12, 2022
macbede:
ELDER

Saturday,, August 6, 2022

I went to "family house" to reconnect with my neighbours and barb my hair. My barber didn't come in time though the salon was open as early as 8. Other barbers were already at work; but you know the thing with a black man, once he gets a good barber, it's for life (or so it seems at most).

Took a blunt (will quit smoking this year), ate breakfast with my old neighbours, then went to work.

Sunday,, August 7, 2022

Before church, I went down back to the mainland, to trim my beards as I couldn't do that the previous day. While I waited my turn, my neighbour of 22 years, Elder, (God rest his soul), came around.

All our adugbo Bro started teasing him amid heavy laughter (he was loved by all)
"Elder your mama n papa don go morning mass, second mass go start laidis, you no dey go church?

"Elder: As I dey here so, holy spirit dey my body. I be temple laidis, make una no worry.

Immediately he set his eyes on me, he screamed in delight, asked about my family n promised not to leave me unless I do Sunday for him.

Since I have a policy of giving people only what I take ( I don't drink, plus he doesn't roll a joint), I opted to buy him anything else he wanted to eat.

Na so Elder carry me, enter "family house", from fried meats, to indomie to pepper soup, Elder had his fill. Though I didn't know when he took one Budweiser.
He has a thing with drinks. He took one too many after that I guess. I left around evening.

Monday morning woke me up to a draw I won on msports that netted me 38k (Argentina Jnr vs Huracen), I went to work late though n dropped by at a warehouse close to my previous home later at noon.

At the warehouse, towards the side where they offload fridges, I saw my manchi, Bro Elder, with his Bongo White trousers n shoes with his worn out suit top. I just greet am dodge, so he doesn't bill me like the Sunday that just finished yesterday. He was saying something about people not remembering him to give him driving jobs. That it was only when we need something that we remember people.

This was around after 1to 2.

Finally got home around 11 pm. As I laid to rest after freshening up, my younger sister screamed from her phone that "brother, my friend say brother elder af die"

I was like how come,?
Wetin you talk?
It's a lie
Are you sure?
Who tell you?
Wetin happen?
...

Elder died at Ojodu Berger, same day at about to 9 in the morning, from a truck that lost its brakes. About four people died on the spot.

He was literally mangled with his insides strewn over the road among the wreckage.

WITH THE SAME CLOTHES I SAW HIM IN DURING 1-2PM!!

Few days, before he was laid to rest, I had a very very vivid dream (if it's truly a dream),

He was angry, called me by my first name and said "Uchechukwu, I no happy. I dey vex". I was glad to see him while muttering "Bro Elder, no vex" till I woke up.

This world has another dimension than what our senses n science defines n shows us.




I dedicate this post to all who passed away painfully this year.

cc: DrOladipo, Sean, Mathematical, tosyne2much, NwaAmaikpe, bishopkay, ubunja
Sorry for your loss brother.

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Politics / Re: My Experience With Some Northerners Today As Regards 2023 Election by bishopkay: 7:18pm On Dec 12, 2022
Roboto11:
So they would vote Obi?

If you're not an urchin, you'd have clearly seen where the OP said they claimed they'd be voting for Kwakwanso.

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Politics / Re: If You Meet Peter Obi Today... What Will You Ask Him? by bishopkay: 1:27am On Nov 21, 2022
Moh247:


Can I see the link

What he wrote on his 60 bday interview is he worked for Haskins and Sells

You can Google the history of Deliote and Touche and how it evolved all the mergers, you can also read his interview on PM news website

Bro I seriously don't give a damn about anything else. What mergers? Your man said he earned 850k in bonuses working for Deloitte. It's even impossible to earn that amount even as a partner with Deloitte. But an ordinary accountant earned that? Leemao

This is the original interview where he made the claim: https://www.google.com/amp/s/pmnewsnigeria.com/2022/06/30/my-education-career-at-deloitte-mobil-others-tinubu/%3famp=1

This article is even from 2016: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/201165-i-made-first-millions-tinubu.html
Politics / Re: If You Meet Peter Obi Today... What Will You Ask Him? by bishopkay: 10:36pm On Nov 20, 2022
Moh247:


When and where did he say he worked for deliote? He said he worked for Haskins and Sells which later was merged with Deliote UK
LMAO it's actually in the papers sir. He said he made 1 million dollars plus as bonus working with Deloitte. Don't switch narratives with me, you won't win
Politics / Re: If You Meet Peter Obi Today... What Will You Ask Him? by bishopkay: 10:33pm On Nov 20, 2022
ElSudani:


My second question would be why are your supporters so freaking gullible?
Why did your man lie he worked at Deloitte?
Politics / Re: Tinubu My Man.Make I Tell You My Mind. by bishopkay: 10:29pm On Nov 20, 2022
donphilopus:


Lol... Didn't Peter Obi say "Nasarawa is a great country"? Didn't Dino Melaye say we should vote APC even though he's a PDP member (Presidential spokesman)? If saying PD-APC would make you withdraw your support, that means you've been pretending all along.

Slip of the tongue is normal which he corrected immediately.
Bulla bla brrailal is "normal slip of tongue" to you? SMH

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Politics / Re: Tinubu My Man.Make I Tell You My Mind. by bishopkay: 10:27pm On Nov 20, 2022
Tsolutionjoseph:
lol, I don't reply any obidient, because ur reasoning is shalow, and desperate for politicians, they are both the same, and anyone should be free to support his candidate, but once someone doesn't support candidate, u see him as ur enemy, obi is a thief just like any other politician, he is just lieing with most of his talks claiming saint
Something I've noticed with you Agbado rats is that y'all accept tifnubu is corrupt and a thief but you can't believe how Peter Obi a former governor isn't being accused of stealing.

Y'all so desperately want to paint everyone with the brush of corruption but unfortunately for you all, Peter is different.

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Politics / Re: If You Meet Peter Obi Today... What Will You Ask Him? by bishopkay: 10:17pm On Nov 20, 2022
ElSudani:
Why do you lie so freaking much?
You mean the one who said he worked at Deloitte but has just been proven as false?

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Leads With Rural Voters– Nextier Polls* by bishopkay: 10:15pm On Nov 20, 2022
I see the agbado pigs have not invaded this thread yet to spill hate. LMAO

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Arrested With Cocaine Capsules In Her Stomach At Pakistan Airport by bishopkay: 10:11pm On Nov 20, 2022
MelesZanawi:


Go and hang
Not everyone wishes to go out the way your unfortunate cursed father did. Tueh!

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Arrested With Cocaine Capsules In Her Stomach At Pakistan Airport by bishopkay: 9:53pm On Nov 20, 2022
A whole first page on this thread, filled with hate and ethnic slurs and a moderator pushed this to FP. God forbid bad thing!

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Politics / Re: Breaking!!! 2023: New Nextier Polls Of Rural Voters Gives Obi 40.37 Lead. by bishopkay: 9:15pm On Nov 20, 2022
Enough with the polls already. I want them to keep underrating us.

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Politics / Re: With Endorsement From SS, Walk In Kano, Etc, The Jungle Seems Maturing For BAT by bishopkay: 9:05pm On Nov 20, 2022
Iragbiji jungle grin cheesy

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Politics / Re: 2023: Beware Of Peter Obi, Christian Youth Group Tells Nigerians by bishopkay: 6:33pm On Nov 20, 2022
Suddenly the candidate who was hitherto termed inconsequential is currently consequential grin

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Crime / Re: Oyo NURTW Leader Auxilliary Arraigned For Vandalising Tinubu, APC Billboards by bishopkay: 2:52pm On Nov 19, 2022
Toluwanise247:

Thank God am not the only that notice… to me ‘he doesn’t deserve second term’…..
Hahaha na Teslim abi Tesla nai deserve first term abi? Mc Oluomo and his brigands are okay in Lagos but bad for Seyi. LMAO

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