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PoliticsRe: Nigerians In London Protest Over Tribal/Religious Killings In Plateau (Photos) by BishopMagic: 9:19am On Sep 05, 2015
You won't see any of the professional yoruba protesters here because no money was involved.

Here is another set of useless touts protesting both Chibok girls and gay rights

RevDesmondJuju:
Kai the same dude in the gay protest was also in the Baga protest!

[img]http://1.bp..com/-rNwcZMU947E/VMVMV7FLrRI/AAAAAAAEXzo/CO7DgAg1LZc/s1600/a.jpg[/img]

loooool

[img]http://4.bp..com/-862WvW6s0l4/UwePmHoPImI/AAAAAAAA5is/0ZlJGLPZbDA/s1600/gay+protest+naija.jpg[/img]

[size=68pt]Oloshi [/size]
PoliticsRe: Nigerians In London Protest Over Tribal/Religious Killings In Plateau (Photos) by BishopMagic: 9:14am On Sep 05, 2015
This is a genuine protest unlike all those APC sponsored protests early this year that was full of the same jobless Yoruba refugees in london.

RevDesmondJuju:
Same girl

https://newsrescue.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/baga-protest-uk.jpg

Different protest

[img]http://4.bp..com/-862WvW6s0l4/UwePmHoPImI/AAAAAAAA5is/0ZlJGLPZbDA/s1600/gay+protest+naija.jpg[/img]

[size=18pt]Yorubas are now professional protesters[/size]

Useless people.
EducationRe: PHOTO: 95% Of People Will Fail This Simple Mathematics by BishopMagic: 9:03am On Sep 05, 2015
coolio2014:
Dude answer is 12. Using Bodmas

3 + 3 x 3 - 3 + 3

BODMAS

Step 1: 3 x 3 = 9
Step 2: 3 + 9 = 12
Step 3: 12 - 3 +3
-3 cancels out +3
Hence, answer = 12.


Why did you not add 3+3 first ?

Bodmas states that subtraction must come last!
EducationRe: PHOTO: 95% Of People Will Fail This Simple Mathematics by BishopMagic: 8:59am On Sep 05, 2015
AdeniyiA:
I will teach you Mathematics and you'll testify and jump for joy cool
Scroll up you will see a simplified explanation for dummies like you
EducationRe: PHOTO: 95% Of People Will Fail This Simple Mathematics by BishopMagic: 8:57am On Sep 05, 2015
jimzy4u:
you are the real olodo
Mumu.


Bodmas implies that subtraction comes last.

Olodo
EducationRe: PHOTO: 95% Of People Will Fail This Simple Mathematics by BishopMagic: 8:50am On Sep 05, 2015
A
Accuracysunero:
3+(3*3)-3+3
3+9-0
=12 as -3+3=0.....bodmas things
You failed.

The last thing to do is to subtract.
EducationRe: PHOTO: 95% Of People Will Fail This Simple Mathematics by BishopMagic: 8:38am On Sep 05, 2015
Djbaka:
Ogbeni.. you're the olodo here.

Yes, Bodmas rightly applied. How did the subtraction sign {-} find its way outside the last bracket in line 1?

Remove that last bracket, equate -3+3 to give 0 and you have your CORRECT answer.
Olodo bodmas implies that subtraction is carried out last.

Let me simplify it for you by substituting the value 3 for x

You will get the following :

X + X^2 - X + X

Note this is not a linear equation that must be equal to zero hence the rules of bodmas must be applied.

Therefore we must multiply first, then add before subtracting finally.

Hence we get:

[X + X^2] - [X + X]

[ X + X^2] - 2X

Substituting values for X = 3

[3 + 9] - 6

12 - 6

= 6


There is a reason why the OP stated that 95% of you will fail this simple test.

Olodo if you math is up to scratch, simply assign Y as the answer then do the differential in the substitute equation.

Thus:


Y = X + X^2 - X + X

dy/dx = 2X

Where the differential is the point value on a static linear scale i.e. the value on the x axis since we are not dealing with a linear curve


Substituting X = 3 we get the answer 6!

Go school una no gree go.


[img]http://www.englishforum.ch/attachments/swiss-politics-news/53012d1353007673-halal-meat-made-switzerland-thread_closed.gif[/img]
EducationRe: PHOTO: 95% Of People Will Fail This Simple Mathematics by BishopMagic: 7:39am On Sep 05, 2015
AdeniyiA:
BODMAS, It's (3 )+( 3 *3 ) - 3 + 3, minus 3
cancels + 3 => 3 +9 = 12

C = 12
olodo see how you take pack your fellow mumus
PoliticsRe: Believe News From The Following Media Outfits At Your Own Peril by BishopMagic: 7:20am On Sep 05, 2015
babe why you remove that your sweet pic?
PoliticsRe: Believe News From The Following Media Outfits At Your Own Peril by BishopMagic: 7:18am On Sep 05, 2015
Daily Trust, Leadership Newspaper, The Nation


These papers are only good as emergency toilet papers.
PoliticsRe: Afonja .The Yoruba Traitor (Oyo Empire) by BishopMagic: 7:16am On Sep 05, 2015
BishopMagic:
Any of you who had the privilege of a descent secondary school education will understand the "frog in water" theory.

The Frog in water theory stems from the lab experiments done in biological classes to show how cold blooded reptiles depend on their surroundings for warmth.

It basically involves two stages;

The first stage involves putting the frog in a beaker of hot water. Naturally the frog jumps out of the beaker due to the hot temperatures.

The second stage involves placing the frog in a beaker of cold water and slowly heating it up on a Bunsen burner. Remarkably the frog just sits there oblivious of what is going on. It will continue in this state of oblivion until it dies from the steaming water.

Now, when we apply this frog in water theory in our political landscape I see only parallels with the SW political class and general populace who never see beyond their noses.

It usually takes sweeping and drastic changes for the SW electorate to react just like the frog when placed in hot water but the SW is usually oblivious to slow and latent changes.

For how can we reconcile how the SW will suddenly again root for Buhari after 3 decades? The last time Buhari arrived on the political scene, he was supported heavily in the SW because at that time Shagari's govt was so vilified by the SW press that any "change" no matter how undemocratic or unconstitutional was welcomed.

Fast forward to present day and we can see how a well oiled propaganda machinery steered the SW voting block back to buhari.

They were made to believe that Buhari has since repented (this is the cold water stage) and can not act despotically in a democratic setting.

But since Buhari was sworn in he has never even bothered to tour the SW and show his gratitude for the enormous and crucial support they lent him. It is obvious that the SW press and media consultants were able to re-brand an old duara goat like Buhari to appear as a docile sheep.

Now that Buhari is slowly showing the SW that a despot at 40 is a despot for life they still cling stubbornly to the change rhetoric and Buhari's mythical puritan disposition.

The SW may never know they have entered one chance just like our frog sitting in the beaker of lukewarm water.

[img]http://sallyember.files./2014/02/frog-heat-beaker.jpg[/img]
PoliticsRe: Afonja .The Yoruba Traitor (Oyo Empire) by BishopMagic: 7:14am On Sep 05, 2015
To all of you sophisticated frogs lamenting that the OP is a liar and tribal bigot can you dispute the fact that Ilorin is an Emirate under the Sultanate?

Can you dispute that Afonja went into an alliance with the Sokoto Caliphate against the Oyo Empire for his own selfish greedy and myopic ambitions?
PoliticsRe: Southwest Myopia: A Case Of The Frog In Water. by BishopMagic(op): 8:37pm On Sep 04, 2015
EducationRe: PHOTO: 95% Of People Will Fail This Simple Mathematics by BishopMagic:
6

simple bodmas

[3+(3*3)]-(3+3)

= [3+9]-6

= 12-6

=6

Olodos below me will say 12


For sake of all you olodos mentioning me here is a simplified explanation for you retarrds that I made on page 8
BishopMagic:
Olodo bodmas implies that subtraction is carried out last.

Let me simplify it for you by substituting the value 3 for x

You will get the following :

X + X^2 - X + X

Note this is not a linear equation that must be equal to zero hence the rules of bodmas must be applied.

Therefore we must multiply first, then add before subtracting finally.

Hence we get:

[X + X^2] - [X + X]

[ X + X^2] - 2X

Substituting values for X = 3

[3 + 9] - 6

12 - 6

= 6


There is a reason why the OP stated that 95% of you will fail this simple test.

Olodo if you math is up to scratch, simply assign Y as the answer then do the differential in the substitute equation.

Thus:


Y = X + X^2 - X + X

dy/dx = 2X

Where the differential is the point value on a static linear scale i.e. the value on the x axis since we are not dealing with a linear curve


Substituting X = 3 we get the answer 6!

Go school una no gree go.


[img]http://www.englishforum.ch/attachments/swiss-politics-news/53012d1353007673-halal-meat-made-switzerland-thread_closed.gif[/img]
PoliticsRe: Southwest Myopia: A Case Of The Frog In Water. by BishopMagic(op): 8:21pm On Sep 04, 2015
[size=28pt]Sophisticated Frog politicking [/size]

reeeeeeebit 10.0

PoliticsRe: Southwest Myopia: A Case Of The Frog In Water. by BishopMagic(op): 8:20pm On Sep 04, 2015
Jaideyone:
tribalistic ediot. what percentage of south east votes did buhari get? what percentage of northern votes did Jonathan get? now tell me what percentage of south west votes did Jonathan get? Jonathan got well above 35% of southwest votes. he even won a state here. this goes a long way to show that the southwest is the most objective region in the country today. the south south and south east voted massively for GEJ while the north voted massively forvPMB. you should channel your bitterness elsewhere
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebit

PoliticsRe: Southwest Myopia: A Case Of The Frog In Water. by BishopMagic(op): 8:12pm On Sep 04, 2015
Akanbiedu:
This particular OP is a nut case, s/he hates muslims, hates Hausa, hates Yoruba.....S/he even hates catholics.

Now the ejiot wants other people to join his self-destructive agenda.
lolz

You are even confused about my gender.

Frog

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeebit!
PoliticsRe: Southwest Myopia: A Case Of The Frog In Water. by BishopMagic(op): 8:11pm On Sep 04, 2015
aresa:
lol @ failed losers with zero sense of worth and belonging trying to lecture us how to be fail like them..

Wonders shall never end.


Worthless losers..
remi tinubu pant sniffer, how art thou pathetic life?
PoliticsRe: Helen Mukoro Is Presidential Candidate In Spain (Photo) by BishopMagic: 10:17am On Sep 04, 2015
Goodboiyy:
Point Of Correction, Anioma People were killed nt Urhobo or Isoko Or Ijaw Or Itsekiri.

The Urhobo Fought Like Lions Along side Nigeria Army So get Your Fact Right
I am from Delta and Urhobo.

You are yarning nonsnese

Yoruba slave
PoliticsRe: Southwest Myopia: A Case Of The Frog In Water. by BishopMagic(op): 10:15am On Sep 04, 2015
omoelesa:
J
The water is too hot for you grin
PoliticsRe: Father Throws Himself, His Wife And Baby Onto Rail Tracks To Avoid refugee camp by BishopMagic: 10:01am On Sep 04, 2015
Why are these Arab filth feeling entitled in Christian land?

Dem no see Saudi Arabia or Oman to migrate to?

Ingrates are all already showing their ingratitude.

Hungary should deport them asap to Turkey.
PoliticsRe: Helen Mukoro Is Presidential Candidate In Spain (Photo) by BishopMagic: 9:59am On Sep 04, 2015
She wont be considered eligible to run for President in her country of birth.

That right is now exclusively reserved for the northern ulma
PoliticsRe: Southwest Myopia: A Case Of The Frog In Water. by BishopMagic(op): 9:46am On Sep 04, 2015
firefire, mogidi, hapinness87
PoliticsRe: Southwest Myopia: A Case Of The Frog In Water. by BishopMagic(op): 9:31am On Sep 04, 2015
To further elaborate on the collective myopia and lab frog state of the SW; it is only the SW that is oblivious of the slow burning of this country.
There has been effectively a war in the northeast for 6 yrs now and a slow genocide is currently on going in the middle-belt.

Every other people in the south other than the Yorubas are worried about what is going on in the country. The yorubas like that fat frog sitting in that lukewarm water that is slowly being heated up, does not feel concerned because they are oblivious to what is going on.

So when they scream one Nijeriya I am usually dumbfounded at what they are talking about.

The frog theory has been used by the north against the SW in the past.

MKO Abiola was a fat frog that was slowly lured by the north only for him to end up boiled.

Tinubu another frog is oblivious of the north scheming him out and by extension the entire southwest.

The SW frogs are also not bothered with Buhari's lopsided appointments which is obviously leaning to the north.
PoliticsRe: Southwest Myopia: A Case Of The Frog In Water. by BishopMagic(op): 9:18am On Sep 04, 2015
invoking the monikers of the Odua Defense Force

Gbawe
OrlandoOwoh
Omenka
vexadol
plaindealer
shachris
PoliticsSouthwest Myopia: A Case Of The Frog In Water. by BishopMagic(op):
Any of you who had the privilege of a descent secondary school education will understand the "frog in water" theory.

The Frog in water theory stems from the lab experiments done in biological classes to show how cold blooded reptiles depend on their surroundings for warmth.

It basically involves two stages;

The first stage involves putting the frog in a beaker of hot water. Naturally the frog jumps out of the beaker due to the hot temperatures.

The second stage involves placing the frog in a beaker of cold water and slowly heating it up on a Bunsen burner. Remarkably the frog just sits there oblivious of what is going on. It will continue in this state of oblivion until it dies from the steaming water.

Now, when we apply this frog in water theory in our political landscape I see only parallels with the SW political class and general populace who never see beyond their noses.

It usually takes sweeping and drastic changes for the SW electorate to react just like the frog when placed in hot water but the SW is usually oblivious to slow and latent changes.

For how can we reconcile how the SW will suddenly again root for Buhari after 3 decades? The last time Buhari arrived on the political scene, he was supported heavily in the SW because at that time Shagari's govt was so vilified by the SW press that any "change" no matter how undemocratic or unconstitutional was welcomed.

Fast forward to present day and we can see how a well oiled propaganda machinery steered the SW voting block back to buhari.

They were made to believe that Buhari has since repented (this is the cold water stage) and can not act despotically in a democratic setting.

But since Buhari was sworn in he has never even bothered to tour the SW and show his gratitude for the enormous and crucial support they lent him. It is obvious that the SW press and media consultants were able to re-brand an old duara goat like Buhari to appear as a docile sheep.

Now that Buhari is slowly showing the SW that a despot at 40 is a despot for life they still cling stubbornly to the change rhetoric and Buhari's mythical puritan disposition.

The SW may never know they have entered one chance just like our frog sitting in the beaker of lukewarm water.

[img]http://sallyember.files./2014/02/frog-heat-beaker.jpg[/img]
PoliticsRe: Femi Gbajabiamila Reacts To Trailer Accident On Ojuelegba Bridge by BishopMagic: 8:38am On Sep 04, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:
The question we should be asking now is, why is it hard to enforce the order that bars trailers from making use of that road until the night?
Because your chicken sh1t lastma and NPF can not arrest any trailer driver.

Ab0ki has immunity also on the roads.

Have you ever seen your agberoe lastma impound a trailer driver before?
PoliticsRe: More APC E-warriors On Nairaland by BishopMagic: 8:29am On Sep 04, 2015
I dont think that is the case. Their numbers have reduced drastically after the elections with the closing down of their shilling centre in Lagos where one of their on line touts will have at least 20 monikers and they will be instructed by Gbawe to like his useless posts.

Likes of egift and co have suddenly lost steam, this is not due to them being dissapointed with Buhari but because since the closing of the online shilling center, no more free internet and 5k weekly stipend.
PoliticsRe: What To Expect In Our First 100days In Office - Prof Osinbajo (video Evidence) by BishopMagic: 8:01am On Sep 04, 2015
Only a fool will see believe in this band of criminals and hypocrites peddling change.

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