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Buy ur Goldshield form ohhhh and collect lots of provisions at the beginning of every first month wen u ave finished

selling the five forms given to you.

For more contact bisi4u_2005@yahoo.com. is a very good networking business

My church was great. A Super Sunday the text was Zac.8:18.

U are all invited to our annversary July13th of the month

Victory Cathedral(Evangelical Church Of New Jerusalem) IKORDOU

By his stripes we are healed

My word shall not come back to me void until it has accomplished that which i have sent it


Isahia 60:1 Arise shine for thy light has come for the glory of the lord is risen upon thee

Honour thy father and thy mother so that your days might be long in the land of the living

pls i have 4gotten the chapter of these verses in the bible someone may pls help me out sha

Thanks

@ cgift i also attend Evangelical Church of New Jerusalem (ECONJ) Agric Ikorodu Lagos Road


Aku ipalemo ajodun wa ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh(lol)


All Nairalanders are invited (lol) 13th of the Month (Shalom) Alafia!!!!!!

@ flowshow they don make dis thread tire me but am still here sha


@ orufonomo thanks 4 the lyrics even if the chorus is nt still there u still try small pass some ppl wey be say na so so abuse they come do 4 this thread

pls i still need the asa's music and also bush meat and tuface ebami kigbe ole ohh

Thanks

u must get a handwork and make sure u have all it takes

yea pls i need the bushmeat too and tuface ebami kigbe ole o

Geezle:
@ bisibaby, whats email addy?

bisi4ubisi@yahoo.com is mail addy am expectin thanks

pls can anyone in the house send me Asa (mr jailer) thanks

play 9ice on my wedding day agbesu lena afona roka,

or

obey' song tokotaya emaja nitor oluranlowo leje (keni keni mase ya won oh)

oga ohhhhhhhhhhh u no get work? well hapi b'day 2 honsule as said shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bisi4ubisi@yahoo.com is my mail addy thanks am xpectin

Abeg make them strike if they want to our area na so so flashing them dey use lite do .


cos i see no different in when they are on operation and when dey wan go on strike sef.

@ markenny thanks ireally appreciate but i did not the my fone model in the nokia secrets u posted i have downloaded

all the attachments and checked to confirm. pls maybe u should help me send it again (thanks)



@ dragnet ok i have heard wat u said concerning the flashing and pls dont fite wit me ohhhh u and that ur yoruba proverb

jowo rora se die die

ha ha @ drag and brine please i beg u no turn my thread to fight thread now i asked a question on wat is wrong with my phone instead of u to give me the solution the 2 of u con dey abuse una sef

i no like am ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i rest my case(lol)

pls jare nairalanders wat is the solution to this fone palave ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?


@ lady T. u mean that is the end of the fone just like that or u just jumped into your own conclusion. pls i need help on this issue

Hello Nairalanders,

I use nokia 6111 but the phone is now giving fault which is that sometimes the fone will just trip off and come up by it

self again. please what can i do to solve the fone palava?

@ fun4me2 thanks i really appreciate

ah ah nairalanders oga oh i cant stop laughing here shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


well, just dont break the ladies heart and know how u will play your games that's it

So long I never realize I don't know the real


Meaning of family, ,


Here Is The Answer , FAMILY =

[center](F)ather
(A)nd
(M)other
(I)
(L)ove
(Y)ou[/center]


WHY does a man want to have a WIFE?

Because:

[center](W)ashing
(I)roning
(F)ood
(E)ntertainment
[/center]

WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?

Because:

[center](H)ousing
(U)nderstanding
(S)haring
(B)uying
(A)nd
(N)ever
(D)emanding[/center]


Do you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one?

Especially from your love one. (I mean not only from the boyfriend/girlfrien d).

The word HELLO means :

[center](H)ow are you?
(E)verything all right?
(L)ike to hear from you
(L)ove to see you soon!
(O)bviously, I miss you, [/center]

sistawoman:
You head the nail on the head, good post

@ sistawoman thanks i just read thru the post and i saw that it will be a good thread for my fellow nairalanders ladies jare that's y i posted it.

earthrealm:
lol,

e never finish now

the list is endless,

Yea the list is endless ohhhhhhhhhhhhh lol but lets still ponder on these ones first (lol)

The Lovers of the Heart




In order to form
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.

Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand


I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek


I just want to be friends



3. Kiss on the neck


I want you



4. Kiss on the lips

I love you



5. Kiss on the ears


I am just playing



6. Kiss anywhere else


lets not get carried away



7. Look in your eyes


kiss me



8. Playing with your hair



I can't live without you




9. Hand on your waist


I love you to much to let you go



Article 2:

The Three Steps




1.


Girls:




If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.




2.


Guys




If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.



3.



Guys & Girls



Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare

.





Article 3:
The Commandments




1.

Thou shall not squeeze too hard.



2.



Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.



3.



Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity

.





* Remember *



A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!





Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:




1.


They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo



2.


The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder



3.


How cute they look when they sleep



4.


The ease in which they fit into our arms



5.


The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world



6.


How cute they are when they eat



7.


The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while




8.


Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside



9.


The way they look good
no matter what they wear



10.


The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth



11.



How cute they are when they argue



12.


The way her hand always finds yours




13.


The way they smile



14.


The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight



15.


The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later,



16.


The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them



17.


The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"



18.


Actually ,
just the way they kiss you,



19.


The way they fall into your arms
when they cry



20.


Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly



21.


The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt



22.


Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.


(even though we don't admit it)!



23.


The way they say
"I miss you"



24.


The way you miss them



25.


The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore,
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ,
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.



*

GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURES

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman


If you don't, you are not a man


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying


If you don't, you are good for nothing


If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp


If you don't, you do not understand


If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring


If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing


If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy


If you don't, you are a dull boy


If you are jealous, she says it's bad


If you don't, she thinks you do not love her


If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her


If you don't, she thinks you do not like her


If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait


If she is late, she says that's a girl's way


If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"


If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"


If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold


If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage


If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics


If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction


If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting


If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring


If you talk, she wants you to listen


If you listen, she wants you to talk


That's A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ poster, so u said your mum does not know how to cook then just simply go to the kitchen and do the cooking ur word goes with this proverb : (omo to ni baba ohun ola enu e lowa yen ohhhhhhhh)

lol

@ feyibanji Yea i just heard about this business from someone today but please i dont know how geninue it is before i lay my hands on the business pls throw more lite to this.

Thanks

yeah i saw ur mail thanks about the reply.


i am still on Santac, mistmag omeperazole sha

am kool
thanks

hey wat of people that dont have a.c ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and they want to eat banana

Hello one house please wat are the drugs for an ulcer patients and wat are the things they can/cannot eat please an answer to this question. (one love my fellow nairalanders)

ah ah nairalanders sha cant stop laughing out, (lol)

i was only appreciating wat Dragnet did and why are u abusing him

as in ode se wo lan nbawi ni

oga oh no be war thread now i was justasking a question

@ Dragnet 10ks i will try it now i really appreciate