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For Guys And Babes In The House A Must Read! by bisibaby(f): 2:31pm On Jun 12, 2008
The Lovers of the Heart




In order to form
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.

Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand


I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek


I just want to be friends



3. Kiss on the neck


I want you



4. Kiss on the lips

I love you



5. Kiss on the ears


I am just playing



6. Kiss anywhere else


lets not get carried away



7. Look in your eyes


kiss me



8. Playing with your hair



I can't live without you




9. Hand on your waist


I love you to much to let you go



Article 2:

The Three Steps




1.


Girls:




If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.




2.


Guys




If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.



3.



Guys & Girls



Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare

.





Article 3:
The Commandments




1.

Thou shall not squeeze too hard.



2.



Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.



3.



Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity

.





* Remember *



A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!





Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:




1.


They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo



2.


The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder



3.


How cute they look when they sleep



4.


The ease in which they fit into our arms



5.


The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world



6.


How cute they are when they eat



7.


The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while




8.


Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside



9.


The way they look good
no matter what they wear



10.


The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth



11.



How cute they are when they argue



12.


The way her hand always finds yours




13.


The way they smile



14.


The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight



15.


The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later,



16.


The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them



17.


The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"



18.


Actually ,
just the way they kiss you,



19.


The way they fall into your arms
when they cry



20.


Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly



21.


The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt



22.


Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.


(even though we don't admit it)!



23.


The way they say
"I miss you"



24.


The way you miss them



25.


The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore,
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ,
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.



*
Re: For Guys And Babes In The House A Must Read! by buzyDiva(f): 2:40pm On Jun 12, 2008
duh!!!!!
Re: For Guys And Babes In The House A Must Read! by beauteous(f): 2:56pm On Jun 12, 2008
great!but i think ur " the reasons y guys like girls" is true only wen d guy 's inlove wit d gurl wink
Re: For Guys And Babes In The House A Must Read! by trhymes(m): 4:32pm On Jun 12, 2008
I love your joint ,
cool
Re: For Guys And Babes In The House A Must Read! by sistawoman: 4:47pm On Jun 12, 2008
thank you for that. It made me cry and my heart swell.
Re: For Guys And Babes In The House A Must Read! by lekerenike: 10:18pm On Jun 12, 2008
who are you? kiss
Re: For Guys And Babes In The House A Must Read! by Nobody: 10:21pm On Jun 12, 2008
Too mushy for me!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed gosh!! it sounds so annoying!
Re: For Guys And Babes In The House A Must Read! by princeonx: 1:09am On Jun 13, 2008
If you ever ever ever find a GUY like that (too soft) trust me, he's GAY
Re: For Guys And Babes In The House A Must Read! by NubianQ(f): 1:13am On Jun 13, 2008
wetin be this? abeg jo tlk beta tin jo
Re: For Guys And Babes In The House A Must Read! by NegroNtns(m): 2:21am On Jun 13, 2008
Its not that you all have a distaste for long stories cheesy

"""" it just depends on what the story is about. grin

gotcha cool

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