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Science/Technology / Upgrade Your Iphone by bisoyeg(m): 11:48pm On Feb 02, 2010
The iphone is one of the best phone around now with unbeleivable applications you can upgrade your iphone to more than a phone
download up to 30 applications like
-WIKIPEDIA,CRAIGSPRO,TRANSLATOR,GENIUS CAMERA,YAHOO MESSENGER,AIM,FACEBOOK,CNN,SKYPE FREE CALLS etc,
also with Games like
-Deal or no deal
-Are you smather than a fifth grader
-Asphalt
-Crash kart Nitro 3D
-Hero of sparta
-God of war
-Tennis
-Golf
-Resident Evil
-RSOCCER 2010 etc,

I have audio books like
-Dreams of my father by Barack Obama
-Think Big by Ben Carson
-Davinci code etc,

-MTV CRIBS SHOW OF
50 CENT,BOW WOW,TPAIN etc

then about 30 music Video
from artist like 25 Music videos from artist like
50CENT,JAYZ,BEYONCE,MICHEAL JACKSON FULL THRILLER MUSIC VIDEOS AMONG OTHERS
WITH ABOUT 600 SONGS
TO HAVE ALL THIS ON YOUR iPHONE IT COST YOU JUST A LITTLE AS N3000 GIVE ME A CALL ON 08026840185 HOME SERVICE IS AVAILABLE FOR AN AFFORDABLE PRICE
Technology Market / Upgrade Your Iphone For Less by bisoyeg(m): 11:36pm On Feb 02, 2010
The iphone is one of the best phone around now with unbeleivable applications you can upgrade your iphone to more than a phone
download up to 30 applications like
-WIKIPEDIA,CRAIGSPRO,TRANSLATOR,GENIUS CAMERA,YAHOO MESSENGER,AIM,FACEBOOK,CNN,SKYPE FREE CALLS etc,
also with Games like
-Deal or no deal
-Are you smather than a fifth grader
-Asphalt
-Crash kart Nitro 3D
-Hero of sparta
-God of war
-Tennis
-Golf
-Resident Evil
-RSOCCER 2010 etc,

I have audio books like
-Dreams of my father by Barack Obama
-Think Big by Ben Carson
-Davinci code etc,

-MTV CRIBS SHOW OF
50 CENT,BOW WOW,TPAIN etc

then about 30 music Video
from artist like 25 Music videos from artist like
50CENT,JAYZ,BEYONCE,MICHEAL JACKSON FULL THRILLER  MUSIC VIDEOS AMONG OTHERS
WITH ABOUT 600 SONGS
TO HAVE ALL THIS ON YOUR iPHONE IT COST YOU JUST A LITTLE AS N3000 GIVE ME A CALL ON 08026840185 HOME SERVICE IS AVAILABLE FOR AN AFFORDABLE PRICE
Islam for Muslims / Is Islam Really A Religion Of Peace? by bisoyeg(m): 5:48pm On Jan 08, 2010
This question have been resounding in my mind for quite some time locally here i hear that Islam is a religion of peace but looking into details this doesnt reflect the statement,from history islam was propaganded through ''JIHAD'' which is a violent way of making other cultures and tribes accept the so called religion of peace through a warlike approach. few years back i lost 3 cousins of mine to the Kaduna riot the reason for the attack was because they are christians , with no hard feelings i think lights should be shed on this is [b]Islam really a religion of peace [/b] ?
Romance / Re: Should I Marry Her Or Not?pls Help! by bisoyeg(m): 12:05pm On Dec 20, 2009
oga ooooo are you really a man?i bet you are not cos if you are she should have been your EX by now
Technology Market / Re: Dell Latitude Laptop For Just N40,000 by bisoyeg(m): 10:00am On Dec 20, 2009
i am interested in the laptop but i have 30k budgeted for it pls call me on 08038029494
Technology Market / Re: Pentium 3 Laptop For #35,000! by bisoyeg(m): 9:51am On Dec 20, 2009
i am interested for immediate purchase i hope its in good working condition call 08038029493
Romance / Re: Should I Marry Him? by bisoyeg(m): 10:28pm On Dec 11, 2009
As the saying goes there is no smoke without fire , for the guy to suspect you i guess you have indeed made him do so.Well to win his trust you need to earn it let him investigate as much has he wants as long as he doesnt find any loop holes then i think he will be satisfied, do your best to be a faithful and honest girl and see what happens
Culture / Re: Common 'madness' In Lagos? by bisoyeg(m): 8:12pm On Dec 11, 2009
Its only in Lagos that you see a 7 year old child scam you by crying and telling you that he just lost the money his parent asked him to buy something that you should help him
Jokes Etc / Imagine This Kind Of Love by bisoyeg(m): 9:53am On Sep 15, 2009
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
Phones / Re: iPhone Killer Apps Section!! by bisoyeg(m): 7:28pm On Sep 11, 2009
Peeps! I am still having problem with my IPHONE. I don't know why it has not yet connect ! Still searching, I gave a friend to help me restore it but he told me that the phone off and could not on again, Please can this be true? First he told me when he tried to restore it d iphone rejected back that no serie found or something like that. Pls help or any advise

Thanks
Phones / Re: iPhone Killer Apps Section!! by bisoyeg(m): 4:21pm On Aug 30, 2009
Ex Inferis , lungwun , logica Please I will need your help! I just download Window 7 now on my Iphone but since then my iphone is not connecting to network I put my MTN, Zain line they are not working with it anymore. I need steps on what I will do, I try to restore it from Itunes. It will download around 228.mb and that will take a day or 2, I am using starcomms so I don't know what to do. Sometime iit was almost 100MB it start all over again after the connection reconnect. PLease help
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers on Nairaland willing to assist you. by bisoyeg(m): 3:37pm On Aug 30, 2009
Please can anyone assit me, My Iphone s not getting any network on it! I just download Window 7 Theme since then it as been asking me to restore or something like that! Please help
Romance / How Did You Meet Your Spouse by bisoyeg(m): 7:28pm On Aug 25, 2009
This goes out to the married once and also the engage.Looking back at how we met the once we love and eventually Got Married to or about to gives us a smile from the heart it all seems like yesterday when i met my Love on a new year's eve it all started like a joke but now each time i remember i always thank God for that day.Nairalanders Share yours too
Romance / Re: My First Love Came Back! I Need Advise (please) by bisoyeg(m): 2:53pm On Aug 25, 2009
Sound Interesting I guess
Phones / Re: ***4rm Me 2 U:zain Internet*** by bisoyeg(m): 1:35am On Aug 25, 2009
My lawd damm it's workin don't know how I did t but I m browsing from my iPhone now,I used the settings and sum more Infos on d VPN I jst put rubish I guess but am using t now thanks mitchell n honsule
Phones / Re: ***4rm Me 2 U:zain Internet*** by bisoyeg(m): 7:43pm On Aug 24, 2009
Mitchell49:


my advice, get a normal java or symbian phone, and giv that iphone to your girlfriend or somebody else

WAP

apn: wap.ng.zain.com
id: wap
passwd: wap
use proxy: yes
proxy add: 172.18.254.5
port: 8080
hpge: http://wap.ng.zain.com
authent: Non secure, or None

INTERNET

apn: internet.ng.zain.com
id: internet
passwd: internet
use proxy: No
Ip address: None
port: None
hpage: http://wap.ng.zain.com/
authent: CHAP

those are the settings, pm me if they dont work. my advice u line wont be activated still, so put your sim card in another phone, while we help u activate your line. gottchit?


I givn my iphone 2 my girl feund as you requested. Please can you help me activate this line ( 08029924952 ) You're appreciatedcheesy
Jokes Etc / How To Make A Woman Happy by bisoyeg(m): 10:54am On Aug 24, 2009
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9, a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked


2. Bring alcohol
Phones / Re: ***4rm Me 2 U:zain Internet*** by bisoyeg(m): 2:15pm On Aug 23, 2009
Mitchell49:

u ar using an iphone, do it manually!

Wow, ow did you know? anyway, I don't know how to do it manually on my i phone. please can you send me the code or ow to do it manually? My 1k s almost finish without even checking my mails only my mtn browse and t sweep my money in a second just to check my mail, I prefer MTN but they charge so much on my phone. Please help, Mitchell n Honsule, God Bless you,
Jokes Etc / How Fight Starts by bisoyeg(m): 7:42am On Aug 23, 2009
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started,
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started,
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started,
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive,  so, I took her to a petrol station.

And then the fight started,
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started,
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Technology Market / Need A Pentium3 Laptop Within 20k-25k Urgently by bisoyeg(m): 3:38pm On Aug 19, 2009
urgently in need of a p3 laptop within price range of 20k-25k please email me to bisragi4real@yahoo.com if you have any to sell
Travel / Re: Anyone Living In Japan?(urgent) by bisoyeg(m): 8:10am On Jul 26, 2009
travelling on a temporary visa {V}
Travel / Re: Anyone Living In Japan?(urgent) by bisoyeg(m): 8:48pm On Jul 25, 2009
cool
Travel / Re: Anyone Living In Japan?(urgent) by bisoyeg(m): 11:38pm On Jul 08, 2009
@Mrbrown
Thanks alot i will remember everything you said
@sonety2k
thanks also bro i will get in touch as soon as i get to Nagoya
Travel / Re: Anyone Living In Japan?(urgent) by bisoyeg(m): 7:46am On Jul 07, 2009
Thanks alot bro i am really grateful please finally would you advice anyone to migrate to Japan judging from your experience and from others
thanks

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Travel / Re: Anyone Living In Japan?(urgent) by bisoyeg(m): 7:00am On Jul 07, 2009
@mrbrown
Please i need information on how easy for a foreigner to get job in Japan and also please do you know any thing about Nagoya i really appreciate your advices thanks
Travel / Re: Anyone Living In Japan?(urgent) by bisoyeg(m): 8:49am On Jul 02, 2009
@MRbrown
Thanks alot for your words on enlightenment i really appreciate it i am still open to all suggestions and advices i should be setting out for Japan soon Nagoya precisely looking forward to your contribution
thanks
Travel / Anyone Living In Japan?(urgent) by bisoyeg(m): 8:06am On Jul 01, 2009
Goodday nairalanders
I have a recent plan of Migrating to Japan to work and as well study i really need to know the situation of things there as regards to how foreigners are treated,getting a job and also the living conditions there please is there any one living in Japan at the moment i need alot of enlightment before i embark on the journey.I wait impatiently for your response i hope they keep coming soon
Thanks

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Autos / Re: Nigerian Used Golf 4 For Sale {fully Pimped} by bisoyeg(m): 8:19am On Jun 18, 2009
still available
Autos / Re: 2001 Nissan Pathfinder So Clean by bisoyeg(m): 7:55am On Jun 18, 2009
still available
Autos / Re: 2001 Nissan Pathfinder So Clean by bisoyeg(m): 10:52pm On Jun 15, 2009
smiley
Autos / Re: Nigerian Used Golf 4 For Sale {fully Pimped} by bisoyeg(m): 8:36am On Jun 15, 2009
;d
Autos / Re: 2001 Nissan Pathfinder So Clean by bisoyeg(m): 8:32am On Jun 15, 2009
still available

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