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bad products,

the mofo can do wat eva he likes wit hiz wife, only God knws wat the woman wud hav done to make her husband manifest such animalistic behaviour on her, maybe she went out so her congo cud be caressed,

i have no probs with these ABOKI millitants if they only there own specie of smelling being, thumbs up for them.

hope this there newly found relationship wudn't end up like TIMAYA & EMPRESS nJAMA, chei, D'BanJ must have scattered Genevieve's congo by now.

i echo awumen to a very rugged sail that sailed the toughest seas in Nigerian marine patrol, though he went ova board while on his ship, Treasure Land is ur destination Late Mr. Yar' adua, alora sealord.

shum the bloody mofo and cum to me for it is said "only me shall make u fisher of men", u dnt have to blame ur eff up fiance, for the juice in ur congo wud hav been dried up frm four years of constant cabling, for it is all said that "man shall not leave by bread alone" and varieties is the spice of life, use ur wida eyez.


, who no cum no go knw,

jimmy4x:
I av a nokia c6, still very clean 4 sale?
08066287050 is my nomba, call me if interested nd let's strike a deal

how much

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ani franci:
sup bro can i get the bold 1 for 25k? If posible u can gv me a buzz on 07066947524. Am in abj, comfrm your location ova

yes i can get u a bold 1 at that price and a storm 1&2 for 20k, ova and out.

east or west home is the best, hiz mama's congo waz the best of all congo's he had ever eaten, thats why the idiot son had to blow hiz mama all over again and on a steady basis.

i'm quite interested in this offer, but i'ld like to know if u've got an office in port harcourt and if i cud make use of ur service down here as well do holla me tru elvismoonrock@yahoo.com.

how do i knw he hasn't fingered any nairalanders nnyaansh!!!!?

never knew ribadu waz just a big POOssy cat. why jazz out now after making so much noise and spending so much tyme just to chicken out.

he is just a bloody mofo, mtchew!!!

he is a bloody mofo, i'm sure he wants to shine better congo at their in the loongu, sch congo don tire am abi?

Re: Girls Age And Marriageable Age: Is This True Courtship?
« #11 on: Yesterday at 16:40:27 »

i never had intetion of replying this but i have to ask you all to read this is from a fellow NL.

Dear Allan,

You are the third person and last person I am sending this message to, reason being that you played a godfather role on my wedding. The other persons are my mother and my mother-in-law.

Both women have given me different opinions which I think are biased based on how this case affects them (my mother on my side and my mother-in-law on my wife’s side)

You are the only neutral person who can give me an objective stance as I struggle to take what would probably be the most critical decision of my life to date.

I am married for 2 years now and I never had any reason to suspect my wife until when I went for an official assignment in Port Harcourt 3 weeks ago. In all, we were 37 people from different branches of my company, lodged in a hotel for 6 days.

There were 7 married women amongst us 3 of which must have each slept with at least 3 of my colleagues. These women looked so innocent and I couldn’t help think my innocent wife might be up to something similar whenever she goes on assignments. It was an evil thought but something that had to cross my mind under the circumstances.

I purchased a phone spy and had it installed on my wife’s phone. What I learnt over the past 4 days has made me sick of this world! My tears are staining the computer as I type this email to you. My wife is having an affair with at least 3 different people.

I didn’t need to confront her when I sent her packing while I clear my head. She thinks I am only suspecting her and don’t have any proof, but I am not sure I should disclose how I got the secret text messages and phone calls I was able to record through the phone spy software.

Please sir, don’t ask me if I am sure of what I am saying, like everyone else has been asking me. When a wife starts telling some rich fools on the phone how sweet his d, k is and how she longs for it, and how its sweeter than that of the clown she has at home and all that…bros, I am SURE!

She has denied it so far, even though she is with her mother now. The story they have come up with is that I want to take another wife so I want to use this as an excuse to chase her out for the new woman.

I have a total of 29 text messages which are very clearly incriminating and cannot be denied, as well as a recording of about 14 calls which will make any man commit murder.

It is against the law to tap into someone’s phones so how do I use this evidence to build my case. I have never been unfaithful to my wife since we got married. We are both active members of our church. We have a 9 month old son whom she has been trying too hard to wean because one of her boyfriends (man friends) complains of the milk that comes out of her bosom when he is sucking it! Can you imagine sir?

I know the boy must now be taken for a DNA test! Certainly!

I am confused bros, really confused. I make love to my wife 3 times a night in at least 4 or 5 days per week. She even complains that I want to kill her with sex! I give her N100k every month in addition to the N80k she earns at work, so we don’t lack anything. The other car you shipped to me last year, I gave to her for our second year anniversary together! What else does this naughty woman want?

What is the next step now? Please help me!

---End

Do you think at the end you will wish to marry and trust your partner.

like my bro say who be the thief and who be the catcher ?

so it better to live just as the world require but remembe r1 thing Heaven and Hell is real !

chei ya!!!!
who knws how many dycks she even sucked and used that same mouth to kiss u, hahahaha, infact lwkmd,

:oChei !!!!
i was planning to go on a vacation at Akwa Ibom, i had the had the best waya ever, and that their gurls were blessed with nice waist, so rite now my akwa ibom De La waya wud be postpone still further notice, i'm not happy with this news.

eMpTy N has the worst of all BIS, u shud try starcoms BIS its very very gud infact its the best rite now. I've been using it for sum weeks now, i got to knw abt it frm an inside source(vry vry coded u knw). i just hope wen the eventually roll it out for the masses it just doesnt get messed up like eMpTy N.

if it does blackberry fones wud become partially useless and its market value/sales wud drop drastically.

""These past three days have been full of drama. My wife brought a maid to the house for me to interview and decide whether to take her or not. After the interview, I told her without mincing words that I didn't want the maid. For the past three days she hasn't said a word to me. Will I see temptation right in front of me and embrace it? Pls, do I backdown or stand my ground. Advice pls""

, u must be an upcomin fOOL, no hard feelins.  i've neva seen where a goaT is given to a lion and the lion rejects the effin goat, in dis digital era, ?

the guy has a small pee pee and an over grown pubic hair.

Against the backdrop of barrage of news reports over the recent marriage of the senior pastor of Deeper Life Ministry, William F. Kumuyi, the ministry has decided to set the record straight. A statement released by Pastor L.P. Nnadozie, the church secretary, said,
Pastor William F. Kumuyi, General Superintendent of the Deeper Christian Life Ministry, sparked off joy and spontaneous happiness among members of the church when he got married recently, in London.
His new wife is former Ms. Esther Folashade Aduke Blaize. She is the Administrator of the Deeper Life Bible Church, London. Esther, 65, was never married before, but had committed her life to the service of the Lord.
The solemnization ceremony of the couple’s Christian marriage took place in London, on Wednesday, October 13, 2010.
Recall that Pastor Kumuyi had lost his first wife, Biodun, in April last year. The death of the woman affectionately called “mummy” or “mama”, by members of the church, became a cause for concern for leaders in the church as she was almost inseparable from her husband.
The church leaders were so concerned that the Pastor must not remain lonely, that they led a delegation to encourage him to begin praying to God to give him another wife.
The leaders, according to a statement signed by Pastor L.P. Nnadozie, Church Secretary, also began praying for their pastor to get another partner.
“Although initially reluctant, Pastor Kumuyi later prayed and testified to the leaders that God had answered their prayers. This is what culminated in the marriage ceremony in London .
“The wife of the General Superintendent is the National and International Woman Coordinator of the church, a role that cannot be filled by any other woman”.
The solemnization ceremony is said to have been attended by leaders and members of the church in different parts of Europe , and representatives from some states of the federation, and the Lagos headquarters.

Key leaders of the church in all parts of Nigeria , who could not attend the wedding ceremony, burst into spontaneous applause as they watched the video recording of the event in Deeper Life Churches across the nation on Tuesday.

Dressed in a modest business suit, Pastor Kumuyi watched as his bride, Esther, resplendent in a pink and purple skirt suit, took the vow of marriage while guests at the wedding were later entertained at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in London.

source,  www.gbala.com/kumuyi.html

the dude above me has got pile, so i cant,

did u at any cable ur house help??

maybe ur wife doesnt want ekaette to get pregnant so maye hunter cud hav a remix to his meaningless song.

boss

@poster, I tink u nid a cunnilingus 2 put bak ur brains in oda, cos ur becomin an "L" sista, shame on u.