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Food / Re: Help;my Kitchen Is Alwayz Scattered And Disorganized ! by bist: 7:58am On Jul 22, 2014 |
ayindetemi: Please how can I ensure my kitchen stays clean all day This op must be high on dog poo, and the mod hu brought this to the front page just wondering what waz goin tru hiz/her head at that point in time? |
Phones / Re: TECH: Check-out The New "White Blackberry Passport" - Its So Beautiful! by bist: 7:56am On Jul 08, 2014 |
Taiwo20: This is a device. na to go sell family land buy this one o Bros, u get sense at all, or ur just a dumb phuck? |
TV/Movies / Re: Movie Director Blasts Genevieve Nnaji by bist: 2:28pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
Danhumprey: This Genevieve Nnaji is one hell of a proud and arrogant lady! Wat a shame to That's damn bi.tch! |
Health / Re: 7 Medical Myths That Even Doctors Believe by bist: 4:59am On Jun 29, 2014 |
Phantomstranger: Quadripple [size=18pt]gBAM!!!![/size] 4 Likes
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Politics / Re: Jonathan's Message to Nigerians on New Year & New Century Of Amalgamation by bist: 8:09pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Speech or no speech, what would be would be.
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Politics / Re: Jonathan's Message to Nigerians on New Year & New Century Of Amalgamation by bist: 8:06pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
[size=15pt][/size]Speach or no speach, what wud be wud be.. |
Family / Re: Getting Married To Your Age mate by bist: 7:46pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Vallotti: As a female. . . I HAVE NEVER MET ANY MALE MY AGE MATE THAT IS AS A DEVELOPMENTAL/COGNITIVE EQUAL.I think the problem iz wit u love, u shud ask ur self, what is it with your poo.sea that attracts only idiats!. Cos its a known fact that flies are only attracted to dirts n sh.it....no hard feelings. 3 Likes |
Literature / Re: My Encounter With Mami-wata Spirit by bist: 8:52am On Dec 26, 2013 |
louie3: 'can you handle me?' she asked.'lets wait and see i replied.it all started with the key-sin, then i took it a little further as i stretched my hand down under her skirt, I rummaged the surface and found she was not wearing panties.my fingers went to work, sharperly I did start to finger her juicey towtow; the groans that filled the air was enough to encourage me, her hands found my rugged blockos, by this time he was very angry and ready to attack.and attack he did.trust dog-E style to help in this situation.it all but took minutes and it was all over.she left first,and after waiting for some time i followed and went back to our drinking table whispering like i was coming back from emptying my bladder. After having scattered her congo mercilessly....funny me. Omo, dis na local blue movie u act there.....role playing tins.... S.exual fantasy. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: P-square's Sexy Xmas Photo by bist: 8:30pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
Choi!!!!.....ice cream congos' them are shining in loongu. |
Science/Technology / Re: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by bist: 12:54pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
I heard snake meat nourishes the human genitals.....anyways, xmas meat don pure. |
Computers / Re: I Want To Buy A Laptop,any Help? by bist: 12:48pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
All those config mentioned above wudnt give u a HD feel wen watching porn wit a system.....damn! Omo if u watch a HD mojo on a 3D tv my man, u wud feel like ur watching it live....just imagine it. |
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Builds Duplex For Parents (Photos) by bist: 12:05am On Dec 25, 2013 |
Choi, the power of the kpekus. |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Ras Kimono And Ogechi (His Daughter) by bist: 12:50pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
she looks SUCKsexFUL... |
Science/Technology / Re: What Do You Call This Domesticated Fowl In Your Dialect? by bist: 11:24pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
have u any of u seen my C.ock? i left it behind my trousers oh, and now i cant see it again. |
Health / Re: The Dangers Of Chewing Gum by bist: 4:19pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
chewing gum is just like chewing th cli.toris of an uncircumcised female. |
Politics / Re: Gunmen Threw Grenade In to A Mosque In Jos by bist: 11:28pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
i doubt if that waz a grenade....cos grenades exploded 10mins after the pin has been pulled out so for the shit to have stayed up till the tyme it waz detonated, the shit wud be a locally made explosive. |
Family / Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by bist: 9:18am On Aug 24, 2011 |
Lie ! Lie !! Lie !!! My mom and dad have been married for 30 years now and they don't look an inch alike .popsy is fair. , momsy is dark . Popsy is tall momsy has a normal stature ur mummy must either be phuckin outside her marriage or her DNA is a bit confused frm the amount of pple she phucked during her youthful dayz, who knws, she might look like ur gateman, ponder on it. |
Romance / Re: My Ugly Friend Is Desperate For A Boyfriend by bist: 6:34pm On Aug 04, 2011 |
inbox me her contacts, djgbala@gmail.com, ASAP |
Romance / Re: Only Married Men Ask Me Out! by bist: 12:23pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
ur simply cursed, go for hindus cleaning |
Politics / Re: 700 Bombs Intercepted In Fct. by bist: 11:38am On Jul 16, 2011 |
if these set of bombs weren't intercepted, we wud hav witnessed adult Christmas fire crackers in the month of JULY in the city of abuja, who knws if GEJ's pikin wud hav been a victim, ? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Ping by bist: 2:46pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
frm the look of the newbiez pin, i bet its a bb tour and a tokumbo, |
Education / Re: If U Know Committed Exam. Malpractice In This Last Jamb, Read This! by bist: 1:57pm On Jun 24, 2011 |
for reasoning this way, odin/granpawill twist ur smellin jewish lobberish jonzin mouth. |
Politics / Re: Soldiers, Policemen Clash Again In Lagos(pics) by bist: 12:58pm On Jun 24, 2011 |
how e take concern me?, they can kill them selves for all i care, they more death ova there at Lagos, the better, bloody mo'fos, mtcheeeeeeew!!! |
Education / Re: If U Had A Chance, To Punish Ur Past Sec School Teacher? Who And Why? by bist: 12:42pm On Jun 24, 2011 |
wat if the teacher i want to punish happens to be either ur mother or your father? |
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerian Guys Like To Gossip? by bist: 11:55am On Jun 24, 2011 |
i over heard my dad on the phone gossping,and the nigerians guys i use to hangout with always talked about these girls they did not like and ruin their reputation. ur dad must be a jobless jonzin mo'fo, better tell ur mum to re-marry sharply. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Had Third Class In Education by bist: 3:47pm On Jun 13, 2011 |
yemic: i have a bakery and i nid just third class graduates, wit little or no school experience at all. |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Valued Asset? by bist: 3:49pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
My cork and my ballz. |
Phones / Re: Advice Needed On A Phone To Buy by bist: 3:07pm On Jun 04, 2011 |
mr.official: supported, if u dont have the money to buy u a much better phone, cum to me and i wud help u out. |
Family / Re: Letter To My Son by bist: 11:56am On Jun 01, 2011 |
hope u teach ur son the way of the buccaneers, so wen hiz old he wud not depart frm it, AWUbrekete, sail on. |
Health / Re: Why Do Woman Do Abortion? by bist: 11:48am On Jun 01, 2011 |
@poster, wat wud u do if a mad man rapes and gets u pregnant, wud abort the baby or wud u live it and let the child grow up to know hiz dad waz the mad man that raped u sum yrs back, if u dont tell him abt hiz dad, trust me sum one wud surely tell him, then think of the psychological trauma that kid wud go tru. |
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