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ayindetemi: Please how can I ensure my kitchen stays clean all day

This op must be high on dog poo, and the mod hu brought this to the front page just wondering what waz goin tru hiz/her head at that point in time?

Taiwo20: This is a device. na to go sell family land buy this one o

Bros, u get sense at all, or ur just a dumb phuck?

Danhumprey: This Genevieve Nnaji is one hell of a proud and arrogant lady!

Wat a shame to That's damn bi.tch!

Phantomstranger: We actually only use 5 - 10 % of our brains capacity.....if we used all, the result will be disastrous,..pple will die young...
The reason why the brain restrains some info...overloading will cause overactivity.........
Every thing the human brain has set eyes on since we were born is registered in our brain......every single detail
But we can't remember all, can we?

Quadripple [size=18pt]gBAM!!!![/size]

[size=15pt][/size]Speach or no speach, what wud be wud be..

Vallotti: As a female. . . I HAVE NEVER MET ANY MALE MY AGE MATE THAT IS AS A DEVELOPMENTAL/COGNITIVE EQUAL.
They tend to act 10 or 20 YEARS IN THE DEFICIENCY column emotionally and spirtually-speaking. To put it directly. . . THEY ACT LIKE IJJJIOTS!

As I get older. . . THE GAP WIDENS. . . .
Sooooooooooooooooo I would have to say NO!
It would not work for me. I NEED A 10 YEAR GAP!!!! So, I CAN HAVE SOME TIME AND PATIENCE WITH HIS AZZZZZZZZZZZE THAT REFUSES TO GROW UP!!!

I need a man. . . not a boy!

SHE WILL OUTGROW YOU IN ABOUT 5 YEARS. . . .AND LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER IF SHE AGES LIKE MOST NIGERIAN OR NAIRALAND WOMEN!!!!

Age does not usually correlate with maturity. . . BUT IN MY DEALINGS WITH NIGERIAN MAN. . . .

THE BIGGER THE SHOE SIZE. . . THE SMALLER THE BRAIN!

OP. . . goodluck!

I think the problem iz wit u love, u shud ask ur self, what is it with your poo.sea that attracts only idiats!. Cos its a known fact that flies are only attracted to dirts n sh.it....no hard feelings.

Choi!!!!.....ice cream congos' them are shining in loongu.

I heard snake meat nourishes the human genitals.....anyways, xmas meat don pure.

All those config mentioned above wudnt give u a HD feel wen watching porn wit a system.....damn! Omo if u watch a HD mojo on a 3D tv my man, u wud feel like ur watching it live....just imagine it.

Choi, the power of the kpekus.

she looks SUCKsexFUL...

have u any of u seen my C.ock? i left it behind my trousers oh, and now i cant see it again.

chewing gum is just like chewing th cli.toris of an uncircumcised female.

i doubt if that waz a grenade....cos grenades exploded 10mins after the pin has been pulled out so for the shit to have stayed up till the tyme it waz detonated, the shit wud be a locally made explosive.

Lie ! Lie !! Lie !!! My mom and dad have been married for 30 years now and they don't look an inch alike .popsy is fair. , momsy is dark . Popsy is tall momsy has a normal stature

ur mummy must either be phuckin outside her marriage or her DNA is a bit confused frm the amount of pple she phucked during her youthful dayz, who knws, she might look like ur gateman, ponder on it.

inbox me her contacts, djgbala@gmail.com, ASAP

ur simply cursed, go for hindus cleaning

if these set of bombs weren't intercepted, we wud hav witnessed adult Christmas fire crackers in the month of JULY in the city of abuja, who knws if GEJ's pikin wud hav been a victim, ?

frm the look of the newbiez pin, i bet its a bb tour and a tokumbo,

I don't know where to start from but i'll give u one advice, go on dry fasting nd prayers till d result is out cos most u  will score very low marks that is, if your results r ever released!

What do I mean by exam malpractice? IF U CHANGE D QUESTION TYPE GIVEN U AND IF U COPIED D ANSWERS PASTED ALL SOUND D NET.   All d scripts av bin marked, wat's delaying d result now is screening nd withholding. JAMB is not dat foolish. Go pray nd fast if u committed any 2 of d above malpractices. I'm out.

for reasoning this way, odin/granpawill  twist ur smellin jewish lobberish jonzin mouth.

how e take concern me?, they can kill them selves for all i care, they more death ova there at Lagos, the better, bloody mo'fos, mtcheeeeeeew!!!

wat if the teacher i want to punish happens to be either ur mother or your father?

i over heard my dad on the phone gossping,and the nigerians guys i use to hangout with always talked about these girls they did not like and ruin their reputation.

ur dad must be a jobless jonzin mo'fo, better tell ur mum to re-marry sharply.

yemic:
I had third class in education and am scared of where my certificate will get me.

i have a bakery and i nid just third class graduates, wit little or no school experience at all.

My cork and my ballz.

[quote author=mr.official link=topic=679924.msg8448744#msg8448744 date=1307117879]@maxygirl, Don't mind the people asking to go for Nokia. If you no buy BlackBerry, you go regret am ooo, especially wey you be girl. BlackBerry curve 2 is around 28k for brand new.[/quote]supported,

if u dont have the money to buy u a much better phone, cum to me and i wud help u out.

hope u teach ur son the way of the buccaneers, so wen hiz old he wud not depart frm it, AWUbrekete, sail on.

@poster, wat wud u do if a mad man rapes and gets u pregnant, wud abort the baby or wud u live it and let the child grow up to know hiz dad waz the mad man that raped u sum yrs back, if u dont tell him abt hiz dad, trust me sum one wud surely tell him, then think of the psychological trauma that kid wud go tru.