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Funlordmaniac:
This senseless bastard should go and write a book and sell it to his fellow confused musilimi brothers for inspiration! Nonsense!

EricBloodAxe:
The way these guys fight and die for underage females is astonishing. They can willingly leave their families and destiny jst to fight jihad and die so they can achieve 72 females in outer space

whiteeyes:
sure honey! I feel you too

Xionez:
Lolz. Why is he complaining. So he couldnt afford the N5million "tariff plan" yet he did it by fire by force.
The code didnt work in Lagos, instead of him to jus park, he entered bus and went to Kaduna and retried the code...and IT WORKED!!!
Make he relax there joor. At least he fit make free calls with fellow inmates.

kimbra:
Can I pm you?.

Shiitposter:
900,000NGN. When the niara was trading at 199NGN/$1

Seenyo:
When a b*tch is done, ain't NOTHING!..
I repeat...NOTHING can make her stay!
Quote me anywhere.

kimbra:
Aww, this touched me. Don't feel used dear!, just move on if he isn't serious with you.

Homeboiy:
That is why u should fúck any girl u meet wella before she passes the pu§sy to another niggá


Hmmm my gf don suffer


fúck love. nothing like love

play along till u tired mehn

sirmmykay:
Good news to all supporters of peace corps and bad news to the anti-peace corps. Akoh has been discharge after the court ruled out all the allegations leveled against him. It should also be of note that the harmonized bill will be presented tomorrow at the Senate. so with this news, i hope for positive outcome from the Senate. one thing is sure, very soon "we shall overcome"

Chibydinho:
This is my first time to share a problem here and I will appreciate everyone's opinion please.
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I have a gf that I've been with for some years now and everything has been going real fine. It was all merry going, though we've had few fights, but we always made up and the relationship continued.
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The real problem started some time last year when we had misunderstanding and was not on talking terms for few days. I dogged deep and discovered that my gf is hooking up with another guy and from findings, I noticed it was just a fresh talk which now evolved because of our little quarrel.. I kept calm and waited for weekend to visit her and make up things with her and also to know why she acted that way..
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When I went, I noticed she went out with this guy and even she came back..she didn't felt remorseful rather blamed everything on me and the issue we had during the week. I didn't loose my anger because of the love I have for her and tried working things up to make up with her...which was successful coupled with the fact that the guy later went back to school.
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From then till now, she kept contact with the guy, but I wasn't bothered because our love was flourishing and rationally, I never expected them to be sudden enemies... but the issue began recently when I failed on a promise to visit her at her place and considering stuffs I was doing.
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That was some days ago and since then she has been acting funny on phone and chats and I recently noticed that the guy is back from a romantic Fb post she made and tagged him.
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Honestly, I am tired of my gf using the guy as a bait or threat to me and needs advice on what to
do to end that...

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Thanks as you help a bro out of this emotional stress... I just love this Lady.

bedspread:
SEEE THEIR FACES....
ONE GIRL WOULD BE SAYING MY BOY FRIEND IS ON MONEY....
RUBBISH

eph123:
This is so wrong.

vertueptime:
The fight with the other person who claims initiated d group and this man took over,all avenues to settle amicably failed, the cg is now suffering outcome of his stubbborness

poki01:
One door closes, another opens

decatalyst:
Gradually...and consistently producing durable cars, they shall get there.

B2Spirits:
I made my first public speech when I was 15, and in JSS2. That was in a debate activity, a contest between SS3 and SS2 students. The competitors failed to impress our English language teachers. This made the teachers lambaste the senior students, and asked if junior students had anything to say.

Like our proverbial Akpos, I walked out of the crowd with that gait suggestive of a clown's shameful confidence, and consequently threw my classmates into uncontrollable laughter. Their action was understandable, because I had hitherto paraded myself as a newscaster, who, during one of my comic sessions, had aired the news in which a commercial airplane caught fire in space, and no one was injured in the slightest.

They couldn't think of it that I had taken the debate topic to my uncle, who was a teacher. He wrote a nice argument for me, and I rehearsed it with fervour. I unleashed such a mastery that dazed everyone present.

Having tasted the thrill of the achievement, I started gathering resources on public speaking, and Mark Twain, Napoleon Hill later became my heroes. I trained myself more on the speech strategies that give pastors the hedge over their contemporaries. At 20, having led prayer sessions on many occasions in my local church, our pastor informed me that God has called me into the five-fold ministry with pastoral calling.

While in the university, I read works from great people like Plato and Socrates, and consequently discarded my Christian ideals entirely. It was then I explored Satanism and other faiths until I concluded that I'm the god I've been looking for all these while.

As an animal scientist, I lost interest in that field, and was looking for a job that has to do with public speaking until an advertisement was made for the post of a chaplain in a psychiatric hospital. Certification was required, diploma in theology would suffice. I have nothing of that nature, but flaunted my two-time pastoral experience in two of the largest churches in Nigeria.

I sat down alone, and all questions the interviewers -- all Reverends -- would likely ask me came into my subconscious mind in flashes.

"Why do you want to work as a pastor, knowing full well this job should not be based on ambition?" The organization's president began.

"I understand that God seeks three kinds of people. They are the sinners, people after His own heart (like David) and those that will stand in the gap and pray. By 'election', I fall into the third category", I replied, citing Ezekiel 22:30.

"The moment you read our advert, how did you feel in your body?" Another reverend fired.

"That still small voice from the Holy Spirit made it clear to me that I'm needed here", I answered, having read Benny Hinn's The Anointing, Kenneth E. Hagin's Holy Spirit and His Gifts, and Yonggi Cho's Holy Spirit My Senior Partner.

"If you are given the post, you will be liable to insults or assaults by our psychiatric patients from time to time. Will you be able to handle this?"

"I have worked before in a farm where we had a cow suffering from madcow disease. You would not need to be told that the flaccid disposition the horned herbivore was known for had deserted it. I wouldn't see the attacking cow as a traducer. I only have to be wary of the zoonotic form of madcow disease, which we in animal science call variant Creutzfeldt Jacob Disease(vCJD). In our case here, not all clinical cases are natural, and with my authority as a believer, I will put to flight the armies of the aliens. This will be done by faith, because 'By faith, the elders obtained good reports'", I answered.

Smiles and giggles rented the whole room as the clergymen almost lifted up their 'holy hands in worship.'

"How much are you willing to accept as your salary? Can you work for God free of charge, knowing full well that He made you for this purpose?"

With split-second precision, I quoted ICorinthians 9:13 and said, "'Do you not know that those who labor in the Temple are provided for from the Temple, and those who serve the altar share in the altar?' Having reeled out this Scripture, I don't have to explain it for my betters in faith."

I was given the appointment letter the following day. Other theologians interviewed told me how they threw questions pertaining to theology at them, but 'my case was different.'

I will be showing you hidden public speaking rules personalized to suit various individuals and my personal experience in my next write-ups. To succeed in public speaking, you need to believe you are the only living thing on earth, while all other things are robots. That means you take responsibility for your failure to thrill the crowd of accolades and hangers-on.

http://speakersspell..com/2017/03/how-i-held-pastors-spellbound-during.html?m=1

post=55058789:
When that village girl ain't a village girl anymore and you didn't know.

Efcc no go call this one love scam o.. this is pure yahoo yahoo.

Naija hmm.

Dayvhid:
you fit start na 1k go lead to something

Funkybabee:
sister!!we are not a wicked person as you said, why would they fear us.Is this not the type of oloriburuku useless girl who stained our white cloth with palm oil and now another woman will fall hand wth that guy revenge, she also we think to revenge. that is how it will keep going rampant.

My advice for that guy is that,he should please forget and forgive her acts and move on with is life.One day I know karma will come back to her, and is olden days God they slow to repay, this our century na grab ur copy nowww!!!


vengeance is for our God

Dayvhid:
Something of such.......please epp me na

Dayvhid:
Nairalanders please I need your help...........I'm in need of 30k to get a laptop,I applied to learn programming from a centre and I was picked to learn for free,but my laptop screen is broken and who learns programming without a laptop. If its to borrow me gaan I'll pay back it's just that I'm out of cash for now till may. Please pity my predicament

bjt:
She is a fashionista corper

Sleekydee:
she is Bae

Ifakiland:
Smh. Wat a foolish guy!
I look at guys dat spend hopelessly on gals and I laff....the only money I spend on a gal is d amount I can give to any begged on d street. I'll rather give drinks for my guys dan pack d money and give a gf. They are all whores waiting for a greener pasture dey are only with u cos dey avnt seen a better person wen dey do dey move no questions asked.
Tell ur bro to go and murder her and her family....dats wat I'll do.