₦airaland Forum

bjayx:
Mumu thread

you look like okorocha Left leg..Lmao

agriboom:
INEC: No Wonder They Want to ban Phones (see pics)


This is from the just concluded katsina by-election, it is claimed that the money guy is a local government DAF also in Bauchi you have to shout/gesture for agents to know you voted for a particular party

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Photos credit: https://mobile.twitter.com/olushola_shola/status/1028490574364598272

zoo country where animal life is more valued than human.

duduade:
See his crawcraw face

Even his beardss have refused to connect

hahahhahahahaha...Maybe he needs to listen to phyno connect for the Bears to connect naaaaa

abdulsemiu02:
Hi guys! What's the update on FRSC 2018 Recruitment Please?

The update be say;as a Radical Muslim u go get the job naaaaaaa

Bluezy13:
Hehehe...



Maybe the thin no even enter.

Reminds of childhood days, after you and girl don play hide and seek reach one corner, you sharpily push her for wall, she code immediately, you dey try put the thin inside the girl, but the girl go just back wall, spread hand dey look you like mumu, you go dey suffer think say you dey do the thing, you no know say the thin no dey even enter

After like 2 mins, you drag your dirty shorts for waist, tie the rope, she cover her gown, mission accomplished. Play continues

ahahhahahahah:::Guy i guilty ooooo for this one.

ednut1:
Imagine. Desperation for marriage no good

ah tell u:::People shld marry not when they are desperate

donbachi:
Na person wey hold leaf,naim goat dey follow

yea

hisgrace090:
Ladies in operation eat clean mouth and wait for another to offload his.

Operation Eat clean mouth from squard 19 of Slay-queen soldeirs:::Lmao

ameri9ja:
It's your fault. Don't blame the ladies. Ladies will run after you if u got what they want - and we all know what they want!

lmao....Thats a typical Niger Mentality.Oga before u make money con dey chase woman;u go old ooooooooooo.
Just avoid Them Slay-queen or Runs girls.

Good day my People;pls my write up is in no way that of a heartbroken or rejected Man.
After so many years of engaging in different Relationship;i have come to obeserve what Women OF THIS INDOMIE GENERATION are.
There are still good;lovely and Nice Ones but the majority has Joined the Bandwagon[Slay-queen]
Women are Naturerally UNGRATEFUL-BEING;MATERIALIST;TOO DEMANDING;LAZY;UNFAITHFULL.
I will tend to expand these Phrases; UNGRATEFUL-BEING;MATERIALIST;TOO DEMANDING;LAZY;UNFAITHFULL for better understanding:
1.UNGRATEFUL-BEING...No matter what u do for a lady to make her understand how much u love her;she will still show u their Programmed inbuilt feature;UNGRATEFULLNESS...
Over time i can attest to the Fact that Ladies Never Values a good;caring guy rather they Prefer a guy thats too harsh on them;a Guy who NO send them.This will tell you why Most guy tend to say this after a break-up;After everything i did for her.
The only time a woman shows how gratefull she is always comes after Her marriage or when she is looking for a man or Probably when she is in her Mid 30s
To be continued Later!!!
show some love pls!!!
Ladies dont come here and talk Trash;its in UNA just like Peak Milk.

SirMichael1:


Hard to find? Of course not.

I'll tell you where to find them (I used 'them' 'cause these qualities can't be found in just one woman. I am not stupid)

1. God fearing reside in churches after they turn 30. To meet them, just go to your local pastor and they'll tell you what time they normally arrive to cry

2. Beautiful? I can't relate with your definition of beauty which is fair in complexion and curvy. No one is less beautiful, just unwise, near-wise, wise and really wise (that's my definition of beauty)

3. Loyal?? I don't wanna talk about this. If I go by your definition of beauty and god-fearing requirement, you won't see this particular character in one lady. They don't exist no more.

4. Neat too?? Is it the slay queens who have made a pact with their pads never to throw them out until after 3 days of use?

Truth is, you can't find ladies like this as full package. And if you do, they aren't of marriageable age. Just teens entering their youthful stage where they become uncontrollable and spiteful.

hahahahhahah:::u too much Jareeee

iLegendd:
If you can't last long in bed, stop talking to women. Simple. Sex is not for you.

sutpid post as if when told to stop Eating food u will agree....slay-queen-empty-brain

johnhood:
I will not cry

that Koren Soldeir pix on my mind

Hahhahahaha..i understand ur pain bro...::Women are just Ungrateful Creatures

Ritzy10:
An Igbo cleric and senior pastor of Jehovah’s World Ministerial Outreach, Olisadebelum Onuoha, has counselled pro-Biafra agitators and groups to halt what he described as “unnecessary rivalry” among them and seek divine direction if they are desirous of achieving “Biafra Republic.



”The cleric noted that such rivalry has contributed immensely to the non-actualisation of the struggle, calling on agitators, particularly members of the Indigenous People of Biafra and the Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra to immediately end the war of supremacy.


Onuoha stated this on Friday in Asaba, the Delta State capital, while addressing journalists where he claimed that although Biafra would certainly be achieved, “but not at the moment.”
He posited that the struggle had failed because its promoters have not involved God in pushing for a Biafra Republic, warning that without God, Biafra will be trodden under foot and a defeated battle.


The pastor, however, urged the agitators and Igbo leaders to attend a spiritual rally at the Michael Okpara Stadium in Enugu State towards the actualisiation of the movement.
Onuoha, while calling for unity among the Igbo, noted that the supremacy war among the IPOB, Ohaneze Ndigbo and MASSOB was not necessary in the agitation, saying that there was an urgent need for them to close ranks and work in unison.


He said, “Make no mistake about it, the nation (Biafra) must emerge but not now because God has time for everything that He has ordained.
“So, our Biafran brothers are advised to welcome Jehovah into their struggle and the world for His end-time work, which will be heralded this month. He will tell them what to do thereafter.”


From Zenithnaija.com

More below:

https://zenithnaija.com/you-cant-actualise-biafra-republic-now-igbo-cleric-tells-ipob-massob-others-2/

rubbish...Enjoy ur zoo country
biafra shall be free some day

xendra:
Mttcwww..... na today? If he really wanted you he will go and make money and come back to marry you. she shouldn't regret not marrying a childish old nigga. This type of man would have still dumped her after he becomes rich. Don't chose to suffer with any man in the name of a dream, men go for your class, if you are broke there are "....." girls who date broke guys, how do you expect a girl that spends money on her self to coman date you in the name of a mirrage dream.

golddigger spoted....I pray they use u do Juju::Ingrate slay runs woman.

RadicallyBlunt:
You have no idea what being a paper that breeze carries anywhere because of money makes u look like to a man. The way some of you reject a man as if he made himself what he is, is more than enough to treat you like trash.

A man's money/job is a better wife to d man than a woman truly. And a man pursuing you with money sef still ends up disappointed after finding out how much of ur terrible past you're hiding just to marry his riches.

when u hear about the Past of an Average Nigerian Girl;u be like: God u dey when this dey happen

ChiChilolo:
Life always goes round. Sometimes, my friends always advice me to be nice to annoying guys. I try to do my best sha because No one knows tomorrow.

una dey end for Ministry naaaaaaa..we know una:

cronsberg:
Those were the days when you never see fake products in the market. Everything was just original and authentic. When made in japan or USA ruled supreme. The days of kenwood, sony, jvc, motorola, ericson etc who even knows of freaking techno or itel back then?

hahahahhaa..U mean Jogodo Master??::

Gaddafithe2nd:
Gramophone and its disc. I have a relative that used this gramophone till mid 90s. One thing I like about that disc is, it doesn't spoil easily, audio cassette player made this gramophone/turn-table fizzled out.

then CD con hammer Radio cassette...::Notin lastes Forever only Aboki Perfumes:::Lmao

Rapmoney:
After traveling for a very long time, I paid my dad a visit recently and was surprised to still find these old records in his room. These stuffs really took me down memory lane.

Still remember back then in the late 70's and early 80's when we used to attend birthday parties as kids and to know that the songs we danced to actually came from these old records played from old stereo players.

I remember Oriental Brothers of Africa, Johnny Nash, Bongos Ikwe, I-Roy and U-Roy from Jamaica, Edna Evi Ogoli, The New Edition (can't forget 'Candy Girl' and 'Cool It Down'), The Mandators, Isaac Black and many more. Memories!!!

Abeg, anybody wen fit connect, fit connect

that is a Mega Phone:::Keep am ooo cos e fit sell for future ooooo

princesweetman2:
Future naija museums

but Naija is already a Museum na..
Are we not a Zoo country

hisgrace090:
Are you equally rich?

her Honey-Pot is Rich in Honey and sugar::Lmao

chiomarita:
Source: https://www.goldenpearlmediang.com/2018/08/i-want-rich-handsome-man-for-marriage.html?m=1

enter Heaven;collect Clay from Papa God and mould him naaaaaaaaaaa
A man needs a beautiful wife with Brain who can care for his Family not a SLAY-QUEEN.

dre11:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/girl-17-cuts-off-boyfriend-s-manhood-in-jigawa-265224.html

so far its the north;am ok.....backward people