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Sports / Re: Pregnant Serena Williams' Nude Photoshoot: "I Don't Know What To Do With Baby'' by bjbukzy(m): 4:31pm On Jun 27, 2017
Papiikush:
Don't know what to do with a baby?
You cook it and feed it to the dogs. That's what you do with a baby. Arindin undecided

i'm sure u didnt read the article because u would ve seen the context of the headline. ode
Education / Re: Mohammed Mustafa Cengiz Graduates As Best Student From Russian Medical School by bjbukzy(m): 1:55pm On Jun 27, 2017
sayentease:
Why is he standing beside a Turkish flag then?


OP.. Be like say Evans don kidnap your brain join..
It is only good things you like to claim. He's a turk


Don't be decieved by his name. Turks are Moslems.
you see the Turkish flag but refuse to c d nigerian flag on his suit.

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Cartoon Do You Still Watch Now You're Grown Up, And Why? by bjbukzy(m): 9:57pm On Jun 07, 2017
redbeans:
There's an animated series i'm trying hard to remember but can't. Someone help out. It involves niggas [black american] using strong language. There's a small boy in the midst of it all.

Very amusing. I remember a part when a prisoner said 'pick the damn soap' to a new inmate in a bathroom. Another one, when there was a deadly disease, obama was mimicked saying 'i'm at d top of d situation' while he was jst sitting in d office
Boondocks

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Being Educated Brought The Biggest Shame Of My Life by bjbukzy(m): 8:13pm On Jun 05, 2017
Look at the people above u so dt u can aspire and those below so that you can be thankful.

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Car Talk / Re: 10 Most Expensive Police Cars In The World by bjbukzy(m): 8:09am On Jun 03, 2017
come ikeja make u see range, benz n co wey police dy use...
Education / Re: See The Assignment Given To A 2-year Old In Pre School by bjbukzy(m): 8:23am On Jun 02, 2017
R3B3L:
totally missing my point. "This work is too tedious for a 2 year old". And kids in Nigeria these days are much smarter Dan u suppose. Dnt go to d public schools, try 2/3 private schools and be better informed.
even the public skool kids in nigeroa knows state and capital(even tho they mix it up).
lots of americans dont even know their anthems and capital of states...
shey na d dumbasses wey thonk say africa na country u wan talk??

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Technology Market / Re: SOLD!!! Usa Used Nexus 6 With Extras SOLD!!! by bjbukzy(m): 8:17am On Jun 01, 2017
60k
Technology Market / Re: SOLD!!! Htc One M9|folio Case|sim Eject Tool|screen Protector| SOLD!!! by bjbukzy(m): 7:27am On Jun 01, 2017
60k??
Technology Market / Re: Cheap Htc M9 Plus And Note Edge by bjbukzy(m): 7:10am On Jun 01, 2017
bro let me pay 60k for d m9 if u r in lag....what do u mean by d grade b??
Technology Market / Re: Htc One M9 For Sale 55k by bjbukzy(m): 7:06am On Jun 01, 2017
kabasa77:
Bro, 60 it is.. Calabar is the location
anyway i can get it in lagos
Technology Market / Re: Htc One M9 For Sale 55k by bjbukzy(m): 7:04am On Jun 01, 2017
ouch! am in lag....would ve loved to get it.
Technology Market / Re: Htc One M9 For Sale 55k by bjbukzy(m): 9:12pm On May 31, 2017
i ve d 50k on ground bt i can german german 5k from my guys....lets do 55k... where u at
Technology Market / Re: Htc One M9 For Sale 55k by bjbukzy(m): 8:08am On May 31, 2017
bro make i drop 50k for dis na
Education / Re: Could This Be The Highest JAMB Score From Northern Nigeria? by bjbukzy(m): 7:17am On May 30, 2017
phemmyfour:
Arabic is a language like yoruba, igbo and hausa and its adopted in the North due to religious influence.

It doesn't make them sound in academics. I ve seen Mathematics solved in SW using Yoruba. Explaining some scientific principles in physics using pidgin in the East but you can't boast of the same about the North.

Nah! those boys u r looking at are also versed in sciences taught to them with arabic.
i was susprise the day one of them described the ear(outerear,middle ear, and inner ear), my biology teacher with a bsc sef no knw am reach dt extent.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by bjbukzy(m): 6:10pm On May 29, 2017
emaminaj:


A black, beautiful redmi note 4x 3gb/32gb....WhatsApp me and let's talk if you've got no trust issues tho....

Cheers!!
do u ve it on ground now??
Islam for Muslims / Re: Is It Permissible To Skip Ramadan Due To Nature Of Ones Job? by bjbukzy(m): 7:53pm On May 28, 2017
yasolan:
If they reduce their exposure time per day, for the whole of Ramadan, it wouldn't kill them, nor will they not make sales at all..They should just do it for Allah..For indeed he is the most merciful

to be truthful, i would ve said dt also, but lemme give u a detailed analysis of their situation..
90% of the women u see hawking are the soleprovider of their family, the gain there is very minimal. in a day, the highest gain they can make is #1000(maximum). And their husbands dont support the family.
They dont have options but to do this.
Islam for Muslims / Is It Permissible To Skip Ramadan Due To Nature Of Ones Job? by bjbukzy(m): 4:44pm On May 28, 2017
Salam alaeikum brothers and sisters.
Pls i ve a very important question that needs immediaiate and a very knowledgeable response.

My mum sells drinks (softdrink) to all this road side hawkers and there are muslims among them. During ramadan period, most of them dont fast because of the nature of their job as it is very difficult.

Is it permissible to skip the fast due to their conditions and also how can they pay back the skipped fast.

Note: most of them dont rest up to 30 days a year as that is their only source of feeding, and i'm nt sure they can feed the needy for sixty days.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by bjbukzy(m): 3:16pm On May 28, 2017
Pls house with a budget of 60k, which xiaomi fone can i get from aliexpress
Health / Re: Believe It Or Not, Your Poop Can Tell If You Are Healthy Or Not!(photo) by bjbukzy(m): 7:55am On Mar 06, 2017
Why this thread dy smell na?
Religion / Re: Is It Compulsory For Me To Pay Tithe As A Student From My Small Allowance? by bjbukzy(m): 10:03am On Mar 05, 2017
Heavance:

OMG, I didn't know people like you were still around....Thank God.
Same thing I tell these students, if your pastor tells you to pay tithe, why then are you not paying tax?
d emphasis on tithe is just too much, if only we cn be truthful to ourself as a nation and set a guideline for tithe collection and how it should be spent.

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Religion / Re: Is It Compulsory For Me To Pay Tithe As A Student From My Small Allowance? by bjbukzy(m): 9:32am On Mar 05, 2017
From a common sense point of view, the answer is "NO".
Ur pocket money is nt earned but transfered to you by ur parent/family who worked n earned d money. D Earner must ve deducted d 10% tithe b4 given u ur share(n if he hasnt, dt is btw im n his creator).

If u pay tithe, then pay ur tax also.

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Properties / Re: Fracan Wallpaper Now In Abuja. by bjbukzy(m): 5:38pm On Feb 16, 2017
how much is it
Travel / Re: 5 Things That Will Occur If Danfo Buses Are Phased Out In Lagos by bjbukzy(m): 2:27pm On Feb 10, 2017
bareal:


We will ultimately miss the joining together, illegal marriage.
i actually know a guy dt met his fiance thru dis illegal marriage.
Travel / Re: 5 Things That Will Occur If Danfo Buses Are Phased Out In Lagos by bjbukzy(m): 2:25pm On Feb 10, 2017
autojosh:

Reduced Accident
Danfo has been maiming and killing Lagosians since…

So much recklessness and oversabi. I even entered one with a bad throttle cable recently.. You won’t believe that the conductor went to sit in the boot controlling the throttle with his hand. The driver was even shouting at the conductor “tena si, tena si” (move faster, move faster).. See me jumping down like Vin Diesel.
lmao! na ojuelegba,yaba,ebute meta buses dy do like dt
Travel / Re: My Honeymoon Trip To South Africa ( Pictures) by bjbukzy(m): 7:17pm On Dec 22, 2016
obidevine:


Lol na your way, that's a pair of Zara slip ons.
lol dt reply deep gan, na d kain 1 liner reply wey mama dy give.
Nice one op for giving ur wife such a wonderful time. Wishing u guys a fun filled marriage. HML

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Celebrities / Re: Makinde Azeez Acquires Brand New Mercedes Benz Worth N20 Million Naira (photos) by bjbukzy(m): 3:10pm On Dec 21, 2016
Si
GoggleB:
Na only me no understand SEUN Life ni?
Who knows Seun's IG?
His life is just like a mystery that needs to be unraveled to me..
seun's neighbors will be lyk "ogun owo ni bobo yen shey" or "omo yahoo ni bobo yen".
TV/Movies / Re: Picture Quotes From Game Of Thrones by bjbukzy(m): 7:18am On Dec 20, 2016
You guys should try reading the book n u wil understand d movie a whole lot better. There r somtins/xters cut out of the movie.
Education / Re: Advantages Of Attending A Military School. by bjbukzy(m): 3:47pm On Dec 12, 2016
Bants:
Repping Navy Secondary Ibara Abeokuta #ForwardEverBackwardNever 97
morning sir
Education / Re: Advantages Of Attending A Military School. by bjbukzy(m): 3:33pm On Dec 12, 2016
NNSS ABK repping
Sports / Re: Egypt Cancels January Friendly Match With Super Eagles (read Why) by bjbukzy(m): 5:23pm On Nov 29, 2016
You guys wil just watch ball without knowing abt how it is managed.
Egypt needs dis match to prep for afcon. Playing ds match has no effect on fifa ranking.
The only reason egypt is canceling is because of our refusal to guaranty our first team playing them.
We ve also footed bills when we played france, brazil n co.
The era of naija playing santa is over.
Romance / Re: CNN 'Accidentally' Airs 30minutes Of Non-stop Hardcore Porn by bjbukzy(m): 6:55am On Nov 26, 2016
calling my aboki n unilever right now.... i sure say vaseline n cucumber go don finish for plenty houses.
Lets make some cash my niggas
Politics / Re: When A Senator Visits His Constituency, With 38 Million Naira Jeep.(Video) by bjbukzy(m): 6:49am On Nov 26, 2016
lol...northerners got no chill at all...d moment dy believe u r cheating them it is over.

the only time this can happen in the south is if the youths r paid by opponents or d politician refuses to drop for the boys.

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