Jchi9876:
What has naija education turned to?
Are these the generation that will invent the modern technology this zoo called Nigeria earnestly crave for?

stfu! this is how a project should be, it is 100% original n d research will be completely hers.
she might be a sociology,arts, or language student sef.

all evidence in d pic is actually pointing to the fact that it was reared n not caught in a river

osaobo:
i like fact nuumber 20.....alcohol saves sometimes

fact no 20 is a lie. Alcohol increases the chance of hypothermia

#000000

Turkey is in d middle of a political turmoil right now, and so opinions will surely be divided which con lead to fighting. The cause of their fighting is not caused by who gets what .

As for the Nigeria house, it is usually when it comes to their personal pocket that the house is tensed. check all Dia fights n tell me which 1 was about a policy concerning the nation

1 of d best time in a man's life is when he carries his baby! see how joy radiated in Abacha's face. I am sure d billions he stole never brought this amount of joy .

UnknownT:
Passport of Mallam Illia by Cyprian Ekwensi

yeah! pls there is this one where d main character was a blacksmith apprentice, (dy had a snake dy worshipped in Dia compound or he was bitten by 1) m not really sure!
can't recollect sha but I think it was written by a Cameroonian

Henry240:


Grand-Pa!



Sir, there's a book I'm also looking for, i can't remember the title of the book or Author (most have been Cyprian Ekwensi or Elechi Amadi).

I remember, the story was about a boy who met a man, a Northerner in the train. This man goes on to tell the boy or amaze the boy with stories of his adventures. I think the train was traveling from Lagos - Kano.


I would be glad if you can help me recall the title of the novel, i won't call it a proper novel, it's more like a story book. Just a few pages long.

mallam ilyasu or somethin like dt abi... Omo we no dy read again!
where is African press/spectrum abeg? are dy still operating?

Amusaopeyemi:
Bat that you will kill with broom and flush down the WC.

Lol.....since u don't believe in sky daddy pls do ogun owo n epp me :-P

Shymm3xx:


Arsenal is an accursed team. A team without a striker that can get you 20 goals a season isn't a contender. Arsenal will always be Arsenal - run to the top, then drop off later in the season.

Harry Kane isn't even playing, yet Tottie is very competitive. When he comes back, with Alli's form, they should do wonders with that young core.

I like Tottenham's chances. Ditto Liverpool - the best team in the EPL right now IMO. Man City are just an Aguero injury away from falling apart. And they just won a game in the last 5/6 games or so.

what you guys don't know is that arsenal currently has d right blend of players and d best squad depth in d league right now. Arsenal is not even 100% efficient yet, but d glimpses dy show of how ruthless they can be against Chelsea, and d 7mins against Sunderland showed dt d team has got a chance this season.

NB: Liverpool vs spurs showed that spurs can't cope with three injured first teamers right now.

ajbabs:
As much as I do not like the mode of governance (which is always full of propaganda) of APC administration, I think that this is a welcome development.
For those nairalanders that are just rushing to comment, read in-between lines before you typing your comment(s). This is because some people were thinking that the who to be the bus conductors are university graduates which was not so.

Thank you sir, of all d comment on d fp, u alone actually read d post.
I am sure the op copy n pasted this or was jus being mischievous.
oga seun pls redefine d roles of d mod for them, most of them don't read through d post b4 moving to fp.

photoshoot:
Pastor laid hands…

on which head?
the real head or the head of the head

showlaw:
Lol, All those other ones no get una time

onekindaguy:
Dem no send masses now

snehgang:
Lol, dem no send una now

lol....phone business is about the number of units sold and nigeria market is one of the major markets in the world. Samsung and the likes took their Corporate Social Responsibility for granted and gave d smaller phone manufacturers a chance in nigeria.... now imagine the profit if samsung had promoted their products in a tecno way.
I am sure samsung nigeria and their likes are really jealous of tecno success stories and really wished they had done the same, which was why they signed reminisce for their medium phone series (another epic fail).

one of the most brilliant article i ve read in a while, the man addressed the issues with some very good key points.
Look at the rapid development that happened in UAE,Norway,Saudi Arabia. Even the likes of Iraq, and Libya developed their military strength with the revenue derived from oil between 1999-2013 but what can Nigeria boast of?
Two years after a crash in oil market we r about experiencing a recession due to inadequate foreign reserve(where is the money??) and a private sector overdependent on govt money.

omoadeleye:



am an accounting student bro, we are f*cking drill in mapoly, mapoly has just been recieving bad comments bcux of her past bad record, we the new generation are there to learn and reinstate the quality goodwill in a quantity academic performance to the outside word.

i know....schooled in NNSSABK (navy) and hated u guys then(the old mapoly students obtained us @gunpoint anyhow forgetting we were kids ) but the recent graduates i met r completely different and very sound academically.
the school has undergone a complete transformation within a shortwhile

tecno promotes its product better than it competitors in nigeria....samsung,nokia and co jus dy carry our money go obodo oyinbo without dropping bar for the masses dem

in nigeria, it is all about the person and not the school.....the two best student in my ican tutorial are graduates of mapoly(no offense tho) and we ve d likes of OAU,convenant,babcock,unilag,unilorin and yabatech....

There's been much speculation about what President Barack
Obama might do once his term is up in January - he's talked
about owning an NBA team and doing philanthropic work, but
he reportedly hasn't settled on a plan yet.
It seems, however, that he's eager to escape the stresses of
the highest office in the country.
In a story about how Obama spends his hours of solitude
after dark, The New York Times included this anecdote about
Obama's dream to open up a T-shirt shack in Hawaii once he
leaves the presidency.
Here's the relevant portion of the story:
There is time, too, for fantasy about what life would be like
outside the White House. Mr. [Rahm] Emanuel, who is now
the mayor of Chicago but remains close to the president, said
he and Mr. Obama once imagined moving to Hawaii to open
a T-shirt shack that sold only one size (medium) and one
color (white). Their dream was that they would no longer
have to make decisions.
During difficult White House meetings when no good decision
seemed possible, Mr. Emanuel would sometimes turn to Mr.
Obama and say, 'White.' Mr. Obama would in turn say,
'Medium.'

source: businessinsider.in/Obama-dreams-of-opening-a-T-shirt-shack-in-Hawaii-after-he-leaves-the-presidency/articleshow/53035011.cms

sarjay1000:
Maybe he is the only person to graduate from the university in 10 yrs...cos u can't tell me d community will pay dat to over 50 graduands in a year or so....name which community, even Dangote no try am for him village

lol....it is a shell programme in his community but only the privilege sons get it...cant recall d community but i am sure som guys in dt region knws wat i am talking about

Well i am sure we ve seen people clueless about what we think everyone knows. Well i ve also encountered alot but the craziest was during service.
When a nigerdelta guy told me that he cant phantom why people will say they r poor when the average nigerian gets more than #2000 a day (really) but end up drinking with theirs and start claiming poverty...same guy told me dt he was given 370k for graduating from university by his community(no be lie o).

Drop yours

IndianBwoy:
ha ha ha. you funny gan

you are struggling with common sparrow while i dey struggle with baby falcon sef. (kestrel)

btw I don't cage my bird. I used to tie it, but the sharp guy untied all the knots on its leg and ripped of its anklets.

so i just let him free around my house and balcony which is spacious enough and filled with plants.
(still training him though so i can take her outdoors later for hunting small prey).

ample amount of sunlight and perching spots to spread his wings.



A perch is necessary. mine needs a rough carpeted material. don't let your bird perch on the cold floor. it will get bumblefoot or some other sore condition.


make sure his dietery requirements are fulfilled.

In my case , my girl needs fresh meat, bones, insect , lizard and live prey if possible. (day old chick, rats, sparrow, etc.)

if giving just organ meat, add some vitamin powder or inject vitamin supplements into the food.

Always provide sufficient water.


summary:


-enough space
-perch
-shelter/box/nest
-nutritious food
-water
-sunlight/fresh air
-company . remember for birds : Boredom kills .

we once caught a bird in my secondary school and it turned out to be a falcon ; nigga killed a rat, and untied it ropes,nd escaped! we were all so scared dt some people didnt sleep in d room dt night cos some1 told us that it can eat anything(even humans)

capitolarena:
Op no upth no upth and lasu is there?....may God forgive you amen

lol...lasu medical skool is actually the best state university medical skool and produce good drs due to their exposure to good facilties and experienced medical drs

damn! do we usually sit down n reason on this platform?
The man arrested stole this money during the previous administration and was appointed by pres buhari to investigate the said fund not knowing he had a hand in the matter, now kasala don burst and the man was arrested.
This action should be praised by all(zombies,wailers etc).

Fayose,wike,ffk,& co can drop names of apc members (with evidemce o)who were their cronies in crime during pdp era but they wont cos they want the zoo to remain the same.

I recently subbed mtn 2k for 3.5gb inorder to share with two friends.
On trying to share 500mb woth each of them,the service(*131*2#) keeps telling me unavailable.
Please Any trick around it as it is my first time

lol....... the father is d real mvp here

Hardetayour:
Oh. You guys were the early comers

lol....yes, we got to camp on tuesday

Hardetayour:
Lol. That was my plan but I didn't want to be bored so I had to do those things. I was in room G1. What room were you?

b2 or so.....the block beside parade ground

JessiliciousJes:
PART 3

Like the pains i felt on my legs yesterday werent enough, these soldiers decided to add more pains by making us stand under the hot sun for hard labor, screaming 'sir yes sir!!!' and marching like i registered to join the Nigerian army and not NYSC. Right now i just feel complete numbness on my legs. E be like say blood no dey flow again.

Well, from the beginning, after sleeping last night like a dead person (so much so that i didnt even hear the bell ring), the bunker by my side woke me up to take my bath. BY 2AM!!! I died a little inside). It was freezing cold outside. I didnt even bother having my bath cos i did that just 4hours ago (like 10pm). I just brushed then washed my face(and the rest ). Then went to bed for a quick nap only to be awoken by around 5am or was it 4am? Well i didnt check the time cos i was too busy rushing after i was told that we had to pack our belongings and go outside the gate to be addressed. I packed then went outside(good news:those who came a day before got to keep the positions we spent the night in).
When we were outside the gate, the state coordinator and some soldiers gave their semi long speech while we stood(beginning of the leg ache), then our bags were searched one by one for contrabands like knives,forks,etc. Before i travelled to the camp, I heard that extensions were not allowed(but they had just one charging point on every side of wall. That is four in a room of about 30 girls). See talk o! I sha jejely carried my extension and hid it in a hidden compartment of my box. I no fit shout.
After the searching and we entered the camp, registration started. Time for another queuing (I just weak). Sha i maneuvered my little body to the front line so it was quite quick for me. I supplied my documents,ID card,etc. After this, i headed to the store for another mini registration to collect our "prison uniform"(khaki,whites and the rest) at my allocated platoon queue. As usual, everything was way too big. I sha sha smiled with one soldier who changed my under sized white sneakers. Even at that it was still a lil bit undersized. At this point i just went to exchange with someone who had my size. After which i took my box to my room.
As for the khaki, i went to mammy market to get them slim fitted for #1500 (I never start to dey vex). While they sewed, i just went to go and chop better pounded yam with vegetable and egusi soup for #300. This food cool my temper small Then i went back to the tailor to test the cloth. While doing so, this soldier just came from nowhere. He shouted at the top of his Hausa accent voice, "All corpers file outside now". Omor no b small fear catch me o Still wearing my khaki i file outside. He told us to form a line of threes and squat. See punishment. And for wat

Im so tired abeg. Will continue later.

was in no rush to do anything! adjusted my khaki after opening parade for #500 den....not veing khaki to wear sef was an excuse not to go to parade (dude used dat excuse for like 1week)

Hardetayour:
My set was the last to camp at Government College Jalingo before the move to the permanent site. You're lucky you have toilets. For the first 3 days on camp, it was basically short put and bathing very early in the morning like 3am unless you wait till evening until they constructed make-shift pit toilets which also doubled as bathroom too. I never tasted camp food, mammy was my point of call every morning and evening. Made sure I ate something strong in the morning to sustain me till night and something normal in the evening. Camp was fun generally. I was the platoon pest. I made sure I disturbed everybody in my platoon. Then the room I was posted to, met some crazy dudes. You could leave your life savings on your bed from morning till night. if u don't find it there, someone has kept it for you. We were like 48 or so in the room, some of us are still in touch till today.

lol...was there also in nov 2014.....i no sure if i sabi my platoon leader sef. just went to camp to sleep.
my roomates were also crazy and trustworthy.

JaredNormak:
Who shot him? Their terrible English?

that is a conversation btw a mom and her endangered son.

all those claiming june 12 activist should come to their aid...from this article, it is as if their current standard of living is below average....

a lot of yrs wasted because of nigeria, yet the ones that dont ve d country at heart seems to be having d last laff..... WHAT A COUNTRY??

it should be how,where & what it was worn for.
what u wash after seven wears in USA might be washed after just a wear in lagos nigeria