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@@@Topic. . . . . . Yar'dua's exit is a Good news for me as a Nigerian and should be for the rest of us 150,000,000+ citizens! One less thing for Nigerians to worry about. We all know he's been dead long before now and the autopsy report is that he was a victim of his own domestic torture in the hands of his almighty Madam Turai before his death was made public. He was sick, weak, troubled, brain dead, the sickness even turned him into an slowpoke before he finally smashed the bucket or before Turai decided to pull the plug of the imported life support machine or maybe before Adamu (The maiguard) forgot to refill the generator which took away the light. We need no autopsy of him, it won't contribute to the growth of the country and will never put food on the table for me and my pple rather it will put an end to the drama and deceit of the CABALS!!!. God has exposed all their lies and deceit and table it in front of all Nigerians. He should just rest his as.shole in fish for all i care! The only undeserved president Nigeria ever bargained for. I hope that egba man too don start to dey park him ghana must go because na hin next on the list!!!

tpia.:
^^ as usual, you deliver zero after promising the moon.

your typical mode of operation.

cybergreedy and cybergrouch

sayonara, donkey

olodo

You are a very stubborn student! You'll never learn until a hole is drilled in ur coconut head and sheets of paper squeezed in it! Sucking Yar'dua's dingaling is not a do or die affair my brother. Are u still yet to wake up and realize that?

Allahu Akbar!!

N.A.I.R.A.L.A.N.D. . . . . . . . . .Land of show!!!!

@@@Poster, u for do am like this, . . . .Drink hot water, eat the indomie, lick all the maggi, drink small ororo out, shikena!!! everything go cook inside ur belle. Dey jolly dey go,

SEFAGO:
Retard. Please repeat the words "retard" and point at your retarded self while doing so. Do it twice then hopefully you reach an epiphany that you should not waste cyberspace on your uselessness.

Retard  

Now you Sefago repeat after me, (9ice - Kinda life, NL remix) "I like the yar'dua/turai life wey i dey live now, so ye e ni ti re eeeee!!! I like the retarded life wey i dey live nowwww, so ye mi nitemi"!!! Mama-gee ). . . . . Oya, make u dey hard lip for sefago, (@@@Mama-g. . . Told ya was gonn get ya soon again after the Rita saga

Teejayz:
May za soul rest in za ferfect fiss wallahi!

Alibaba, u don join NL?? LWKMD

^^^^^Welcome oooo

platinumnk:
You're nothing but a pathetic weakling.
Please go and bury yourself with him, and while you;re at it retrieve the funds he stole.
thank you.

@@@Sefago
And also. . . . Ask Turai where "iya aladura" mat and lantern dey, make u carry hin mat and lantern give am if u don reach hell heaven because Nepa is not to be trusted ooo!!

SEFAGO:
evil, cursed, heartless igbo women- I am so bloddy disgusted at humanity

I get otapiapia for house oooo. You might wann try some of it, mix am with petrol and small alabunkun, Na good recipe, believe me. Fast action!!!! Mumu of the year!!!!

NativVirus:
Help, help, !
These photos look like those from the Gaza strip. But i can see few zebra marked faces.
Who are these??
Where are they coming from?
umm, but what are they carrying, a stone thrower or an Egyptian mummy?

POST 2, . . New ID

tpia.:
cyber[b]grump[/b]


i just went through your posts and noticed you're one of the professional whiners on nl.

ie people who can moan all day and have nothing relevant to contribute to society.

i also noticed sahara reporters is your sacred gospel.

nuff said.


you're also very active in sexuality section, with all kinds of excessively daft and dead posts. Since that's where you're the happiest, [and also doesnt require too much brainwork], why not collect blowjobber and go give yourselves blowjobs there.

You this tilapia fish! Must u always make a mockery of your father's name Did yar'dulla's semen made its way into ur brain when u were lighting him?? I sorry sorry oooo! I sorry for Nigeria! i sorry sorry ooo, i sorry for tilapiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

@@@@CyberG. . . . . . . . . . .Thanks for posting that.
@@@@Ivynwa and @@@Tilapia ,  Is that the man you choose to suck his ding a ling? You need help! Serious help! You need to go to bar beach and let Pastor King wash you head. I know a friend who knows one of his followers, so his contact is not a wahala. Your brain is fast imitating Yar'dulla's!

tpia.:
^^baboon

You mean your fada? Is that his middle name

Ivynwa:
Bj and platinum i should leave here but I can't yet, I am baffled at the intensity of your anger. Come on chill down guys. You don't have to get worked up. You don't have to sound that vitriolic and acidic. I am wishing that I can reach out and comfort you and make you simmer down.( shhhhhhhhh I bet I am going to get swallowed right now)

You'll be better off in the joke section, thats where clowns reside. But if you really wann comfort me then say before me "UMORU YAR'DUA!,  REST IN FISH!!(tpia tilapia)" "MADAM TURAI! SUCK MA KCID (read frm R-L)!!!!

platinumnk:
This is not the time for fairy tales.
Life is not some storybook where you write happy endings because you feel like it.
If i can quickly effectively remove all corrupt heads of state, that would be my first agenda.
Can we work on that?
My prayer is that  the rest of them quickly find themselves with the rest of the innocents they assisted 6ft under.

Before you leave, can you tell me one point Yardua did for Nigeria?
I rest my case.
Before Obama's first year was up, newspapers tore him a new one about the economy, but see we have people crying over someone whos been screwing with us for years, and you ask me to keep quiet.
waka pass!

Well said!!!!

tpia.:
@ b.lowjobber

i cant be exchanging words with a baboon and nitwit like you.

continue babbling to yourself like a howler monkey.

There you go; am not gonn waste my bandwidth on u if u gonn give up this easily. Well, there are better things u can do that can earn u more than making an imbe.cile Indecency movie, i heard Ibadan zoo is hiring, u might wann try submitting urself for exhibition!

tpia.:
keep mocking the dead and pray to have a meaningful life as if curse no dey there.


and while you're at it, learn the meaning of loved one and also learn how to read.

your brain on drugs is not a pretty sight.

some of you people reason like you were raised by gorillas, orangutans and pink bottomed baboons as shown by your user id of b.low job.

Wow! I wasn't quick to figure out that u got so much love for power hungry brain dead people like yar'dulla. I think i can figure out why u got so much passion for this man. He died an woefully, he was brain dead then he became an imbe.cile before he finally kicked the bucket, smash the baff and toss the drum.   Hommie! Is it true? Your ex girl just told me that she left you because u have a passion for rearing imbe.ciles, she said you fada was the Chairman of the imbe.cile volunteer force and yo moda was the life patron. Are u really into this bizness? Wow! I heard your are working on a imbe.cile po.rno movie, its gonn star you, your imbe.cile fada, moda as the main star and u have just signed a deal with Ivynwa as the sole marketer?? Oboy, u don hama oooo

tpia.:
@ platinumk


others have also lost loved ones in nigeria.


your bitterness is echoed by many who make a habit of rejoicing over other people's misfortunes[b] for no valid reason[/b], hence you wont be taken seriously.

i would wish you could get some closure because its not productive to do otherwise.

at one time i was mourning a relation or associate almost every year, yet i think i have enough on my plate without adding so much extra negative energy [ie bitterness] to it.

@@@ tilapia tpia. . . . . . . . . . . You lost ur loved ones almost everywhere!!!!! I can never pray to be ur loved one!!! I no wan die oooooo!!!!

Ivynwa:
May God forgive you and may you not feel that searing pain of losing a loved one soon. Yes, may death be far away from you and your family and may yar adua find peace, comfort and lots of love in the arms of God. Bye

Amen! Thanks for the prayer, but u should be more careful because d death of ur name on NL is premonitory. Hey! Hey!! Someone just told me now that the only thing that can bring back you loving iya aladura is a cummy bad  b.low job. I know nothing will give u more pleasure than doing that because u so love this man so much that u so,, are you on ur way to katsina now? I suggest u take okada because go slow dey for road oooo.

Ivynwa:
It's only in Nigerian one can find men as crude, heartless and unrefined like you two. I am sure you have never lost a loved one, if you have you will understand how heartbreaking death can be but you don't and here you are swearing and cursing ladies. Didn't you get home training? Tommorrow you will pray for God's blessing when you are here laughing at the misfortune of others and death of all things too. I can't stand Nigerian men like you, why are most of you unsophisticated and ignorant? Why?

I see you are still mourning your beloved "Iya aladura" Yar'dua so am not gonn give u a death blow yet but i'll do my best to tear u apart! Somebody just told me u are Turai's half sister so i can feel your pain about Umoru's heartbreaking death. Stop crying! pray for god to bring him back or if u dnt wann miss your precious umoru, u can fly to katsina and dig up his grave, lay down beside him with his balls in your hand then ask Turai to cover u two with sand.

Ivynwa:
It's only in Nigerian one can find mAn as crude, heartless and unrefined like you two.

This statement is synonymous to the love of your life "Iya aladura" a.k.a,  go slow, yara dulla, may his turia tortured soul rest in fish for holdin a whole nation spellbound for 6months!! Hey sweety, u dnt want it with me or "platinumnm" ( ;Dwats up baby! no be so?? ). Better stay back in the kitchen preparing kunnu for your sista turai to cool her temper on d loss of her loveth snail husband. There are some godzilla on this thread now looking for blood to suck dry! A word is enought for the wise! Just tellin ya cos i dnt want u to die a premature death on NL!!! make i no talk to much because i knw say u dey in a state of mourning!!! Oloshi, 

@@@@PLATINUMNK, WOW! WOW!! WOW!!! You killed the poor guy! he was just jejely looking for Busty, bootylicious and smart girl on his own oo.  Adieu Dappssee!!!!! Adieu Dappssee!! You will be missed on this thread!! Oloshi!!!! Haahahahahah

Ivynwa:
I'm really crying now after seeing these pictures of his grave.I really like this man. Please nobody should castigate him here

U like him, ! Lol, Then what u doin on NL, why u not in the grave?? Mumu!!

lol!!

Anyone seen Pasuma's American Swaagger Live!!!!! Paso is the isssshhhhhhh!!!!!!

You are a fool!!! Ibro korrr Babangida niiii , Oloshi LWKMD!!!

I cnt wait for it ,

tosinaded2:
posted the nominees for the HHWA 2010 and wut next. . . . i get banned
wetin happen na??

i dey even fear post the link again, make dem no ban this one again!!!
wuts the P naaaw? are links now prohibited on nairaland?


#remembertosinadeda
#nowtosinaded@
#itireo
#itsnaija

Lalaboi et all. . . . . . . .If what he is saying is true then Answer needed!!!

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Timaya - Egberi papa 1
Konga - Baby konga
Da Grin - pon pon pon
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Fikzy:
I once tried toasting a girl by composing a love letter using lyrics from All for one's "I Swear" Song and a combination of boys II Men's hits of those days. i spent about 3 days writing, editing and reviewing. eventually, I got a friend of her friend to give her the letter.

The thing about those days and writing letters is that there are some letter that after reading it you know yourself that this rhymes can woo the dame-st of girl.

So counting on my hard-work, I boldly cross her every part (which i have avoided for a long time) hoping to catch a smile and so good feedback. when i finally saw her, she did give me a smile, and a reply letter, and some words,  "My mum read the letter and asked me to correct all your spelling mistakes. she also said I should tell you to concentrate on your English Language textbook or else she will report me to the principal. " Damn,

When I opened the letters, it was like looking at a teacher marking your Composition. there were errors crossed out with red biro and some of my the lyrics where i wrote "I sit down questioning your eyes" was corrected to " I see the questions in your eyes",  Kai,

Omo, that experience made me a regular with every magazine that gives out Musical lyrics all through JSS years into SS classes,  I got better with the letters and evetually graduated into the face to face matters,

Jesu kristi Nasareti. . . . . . . . Whats up with our postings. . . . . I was busy composing mine when you dropped/submitted yours, our beginning are just the same!!! WTF!!!

I was in JSS2A, there was this pawpaw in JSS2B, I had spent 3 days and 3nights composing this very beautiful love letter for this girl. I extracted love lyrics from Boys2men, Rkelly and all kinds love songs to impress the girl. I wrote the letter more than 10 times before i perfected it on the 4th day which was on Valentine's day, i told my paadi Wale to help me go to Funmi's class and tell her that i wanted to give her something at the hall way that leads to the toilet, well she came and i did gave her the letter but unknowingly, the Vice Pricipal was in the toilet and heard all our convo as i handed over the letter to her. I left the scene immediately i gave it the letter to her. The VP came out of the toilet and caught her red handed with the letter. I never knew kasala had busted until the next morning at the school assembly after the normal school announcement when i heard the Principal say "Bolaji , Come outside here"  OMG! You guys don't want to know what happened to me at that moment!! Every blood in my vein started feeling like shittttttttt! I was shivering, almost collapsed men!

The Principal announced to the congregation what i did and called out someone to read out my letter to the ears of hundreds of students and staffs at the assembly ground. . . . .  " No 10, heart avenue, off Kisses and Romance way, Sex city, Love country. . . . . .  Hello Beautiful, sweetest baby. . . . . . . LOL. . . . . You r the suga in my T, the buta in my bread, d cockroach in my cupboard". . . . blah blah blah!! Men, i saw the junior brother of death as i stood to listen to my letter which i meant for just one ear becoming what hundreds or ears are feeding on. Damn it!!! The the letter concludes. . . . . . . Yours deeply in love with MY FULL NAME, GBOSA!!!!!!! HA!!!HA! The Principal asked Mr Etim, the best staff with at canning to give me 24 strokes of the cane on my yansh. Damn! It was hell for me through out that term, i lied to my parents several time about the school so they could change my school but it none of it worked but it ended well at last as i later asked the gurl out when we got to SS1 which she gladly accepted at that spot. . . . . We are still dating up till now even though we far apart now. . . . . She was my first love!!!