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Business / Re: Access Bank’s First Post-merger H1 PBT Hits N74.1bn, Declares 25k Interim Divide by blackb2(m): 6:29pm On Sep 06, 2019
Dem really tiff costumer's money this time around . Useless bank. Shio cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Should Break Diplomatic Ties With South Africa – Fani-kayode by blackb2(m): 1:45pm On Sep 04, 2019
naranoye:
nice idea
you are a bastard
No comparison for your countrymen at this sensitive moment? Or are you retarded like the Daura confusionist?
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Should Break Diplomatic Ties With South Africa – Fani-kayode by blackb2(m): 1:34pm On Sep 04, 2019
Now is the best time to come hard on these fucking South African mad people. I need someone to teach me how to hack, I want to teach those retards a lesson

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Politics / Re: Xenophobic Attacks: Ajanaku Sends Strong Warnings To Buhari, South African Govt by blackb2(m): 9:31pm On Sep 03, 2019
Hmm... Lass lass, nigeria go still organize friendly match with bafana bafana. Stupid corrupt people in power
Crime / Re: Nigerians In South African Arm Themselves In Defence (Videos) by blackb2(m): 9:20pm On Sep 03, 2019
maasoap:
[s][/s]

Trash as usual. When it happened under Jonathan, an Ijaw man, what did he do?
You're a vulture; fuckkking scavenger angry
Crime / Re: One shot dead as protesters burn police van in front of Lekki Shoprite by blackb2(m): 7:04pm On Sep 03, 2019
Oti di Eniyan melo ti olopa South-ti pa

Self hating fools running the country shocked

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Crime / Re: Xenophobia: Criminals Burn Police Van at Shoprite Osapa Mall, Lekki by blackb2(m): 7:02pm On Sep 03, 2019
don4real18:

Reminds me of the Molotov cocktail. We used it a lot during the second world war cool
.
OP, why will you tag protesters as criminals. The mod that pushed this to the front page should have taken note and changed it.

Ignore the self hating fools shocked
Crime / Re: Nigerians In South African Arm Themselves In Defence (Videos) by blackb2(m): 6:22pm On Sep 03, 2019
Your president is mute because Hausa/Fulani aren't the ones getting killed. SMH...

Few months ago, it was one certain Hausa girl facing death, we are all good witness to how the Daura Superman saved her within few days.

Chai, I just weak for this place called country; Nigeria

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Crime / Re: Xenophobia: Criminals Burn Police Van at Shoprite Osapa Mall, Lekki by blackb2(m): 5:39pm On Sep 03, 2019
Let me tell you something: put petrol inside Chelsea dry gin bottle, open hole for the cover. Pass stove thread then light � fire and stone inside South African businesses shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Kevin Hart's Car Veered Of Road In The Hills, Sustain Major Back Injury(Pics) by blackb2(m): 7:53am On Sep 02, 2019
Ise aye....
Inside life

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Is Not Responsible For Failed Marriages Among Celebrities - Ronke Osho by blackb2(m): 8:23am On Sep 01, 2019
Ok. Enjoy my song of the day:

Blame it on the booze
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on 'tron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the Henny
Blame it on the blue top
Got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
Blame it on the a a a a a a alcohol

cool

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Sports / Re: Richard Alison And Cork City: Twitter Helps Footballer Get Free Trial With Club by blackb2(m): 7:20pm On Aug 31, 2019
I hope they'll treat him with dignity and respect undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Stefflon Don Sexy Performance On Stage Got People Talking by blackb2(m): 5:47pm On Aug 31, 2019
WorWorBoy2:
She's hotter than most of your so called queens on the content. So yes you are stupid.

Your Ori has been stolen.

Why are you so painned sef? You don marry one crackkka left over abi? Oya. Go and enjoy it while it lasts. Ode alaye bibajẹ
Celebrities / Re: Stefflon Don Sexy Performance On Stage Got People Talking by blackb2(m): 5:19pm On Aug 31, 2019
What else do you expect from someone with a Neanderthal DNA undecided

Sometimes I consider myself stupid for supporting a Nigerian musician who claims to be the giant of Africa but can't find a queen in all of the 50+ countries on the continent. In fact, I'm stupid embarassed

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Politics / Re: Kudirat Abiola's Children & Grandchildren (Photos) by blackb2(m): 1:10pm On Aug 21, 2019
SultanOfAbia:
There is Beauty in Diversity
Black and White Mixed Kids are so beautiful..

There's nothing more beautiful than a solid African family.

It is only self hate that would make you want to have children that looks nothing like you or your parents.

Beauty in diversity my foot angry

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim Babangida Celebrates His 78th Birthday Today by blackb2(m): 9:22am On Aug 17, 2019
May his legacy fade away just like my dream of becoming a Medical Doctor embarassed

I curse you Ibb for ruining my future and that of other millions of Nigerians. damn you now and forever

I extend this curse to you Buhari, IBB and other silly politicians we have

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Webmasters / Re: How To Fix Wordpress User Sign Up Activation Code?? by blackb2(m): 5:24pm On Mar 15, 2018
Donald3d:
It might not be a bug
What plugin are you using ?
Its possible your host can't send mails until you configure the smtp...etc for the particular plugin you are using or Wordpress as a whole

Thank you Donald3d smiley

I will update you asap
Webmasters / Re: How To Fix Wordpress User Sign Up Activation Code?? by blackb2(m): 5:24pm On Mar 15, 2018
ok. I will get back to you asap.
thanks
Romance / Re: Help! I Lost My Sexual Feelings :-[ by blackb2(m): 5:47am On Mar 08, 2018
ibkkk:
Your thing have joined ASUU strike be that smiley

Give it some more time, it MAY work tongue

Hmm... It's now working oo. Sorry for not updating on time. February 1, the Bobo Jack back to life... Opelope it's alagbo wey dey for my area.

Anyway sha, na my girl go play stupid away match come carry bacteria infection dash my system. Thank God it's 80% washed out.

She confessed, beg and we've since moved on. My revenge game was terrible... I have now imprisoned her with my dick ride... Just last night, I teased her in a text message saying.. baby, we need to slow down a bit. She immediately called me on phone that I shouldn't even think of that oo... That I have spoilt her in recent times and she just can't do without it for too long (less than 2weeks oo cheesy). I just pray no unwanted Tommy swelling will spoil this fun in Jesus name, Amen cheesy cheesy
Webmasters / How To Fix Wordpress User Sign Up Activation Code?? by blackb2(m): 5:30am On Mar 08, 2018
Good morning everyone,

Can anybody assist me in rectifying this issue. I have a WordPress site that require people to register before being qualified to ask or answer questions. The one problem I am facing right now is, people get activation link after successfully completing the sign up form.

Below is the response you get after registration:

"Check Your Email To Activate Your Account!

You have successfully created your account! To begin using this site you will need to activate your account via the email we have just sent to your address."

Sadly enough, the mail never comes even after trying numerous emails.

What can I do to fix this bug, please?

Thanks and God bless as you enlighten me on this project.
Romance / Re: Help! I Lost My Sexual Feelings :-[ by blackb2(m): 5:34am On Sep 11, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin


U juz need a break sha.. tongue


Really?
Romance / Help! I Lost My Sexual Feelings :-[ by blackb2(m): 4:57am On Sep 11, 2017
It was two days before Salah, I mate with my girlfriend. Everything went well during the first leg and after about 30mins we decided to do it again, lobatan... NEPA come carry light, no not the PHCN NEPA oo; I mean my joystick refused to get up. It was as if Kendrick Lamar was singing "sit down, be humble" with some Oshogbo jazz to this lion part of my body.

Since then, passion to nack pussyy hasn't been updated... It was as if my heart is out of sync with my deek; I have tried watching everything on pornhub.com but all to no avail.

Could this be some sort of infection or is my sexual appetite on a break ni?

Please help if you have any relevant info to cure this.

Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Re-arrested, Pastor Ibiyeomie To Appear As Witness In Court by blackb2(m): 11:57am On Mar 31, 2017
grin

Family / Re: See How A Wife Was Battered By Her Husband On Christmas Day by blackb2(m): 9:43am On Jan 01, 2017
Nutase:
Men and insecurities. ............





I comment my reserve lipsrsealed

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Nairaland / General / Attention: One Thing You Should See Before 2017 by blackb2(m): 7:54pm On Dec 30, 2016
Attention please:
Today is December 30, 2016

30 + 12 + 16 = 58
Its the 21st century:
21 X 57 = 1197

Now we add the two numbers:
1197 + 2016 = 3213

As you can see this number has no meaning at all.

Thanks for your attention. smiley tongue grin

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44
Romance / Re: How Do I Get Over My Ex? by blackb2(m): 10:30am On Oct 18, 2016
Ginaz:
o.p you don't love her, you're just using her for sex. Love doesn't know culture, country,skin colour or white from black.

You're still a big baby kid, she didn't offend you yet you broke up with her cos of some internal battle you have that's unnecessary and irrelevant.
sorry, I didn't narrate how we started and our goal; the relationship isn't meant to lead beyond 'mutual benefits'. i made it clear and we both agreed before our first sex. me jilting her was just a wake up call to really, i can't deal with 'future palava'... too young for that.

Abeg jump inside lagoon for all I care o. You even said you wanted to "have fun" with her but thank God she has more sense than you to say no.
if you suffer have suffered a similar situation, i'm sorry.

She's my type of person, we got no time for dramatic showcase ,we move on like you're trash and we don't give a damn.
good to know

O.p you're so a kid bro, please next time, the next girl leave her too o cos maybe she didn't come from your village ooo or she didn't have your type of colour. Rubbish!
i agree you said that. it is better i be a kid now than to be a 'kilishi beef' in the hands on some 'spiritual mai suya' in the nearest futre.

thank you
Romance / Re: How Do I Get Over My Ex? by blackb2(m): 9:38am On Oct 18, 2016
jorion:
you don't. you just have to accept that she was a good part of your life and move on. time will do the rest

Thank you sad
Romance / Re: How Do I Get Over My Ex? by blackb2(m): 4:29am On Oct 18, 2016
EastGold:
Forget about him/her.


Delete the number

I tried but truth is I feel bad doing so. She never offended me for once in our over one year togetherness.

In the first week I felt absolutely nothing wrong until my heart started replaying some old memories. I was forced to go talk with her in order to make peace for future's sake. I even had to make it look like I was the one with the problem and not her.

Few days after then, I went back just to check on her. We talked like cool friends and I asked if we could "have fun" and she said NO! That she'd rather self-service if she feels arouse instead of doing it wit me again. Maybe this contributed to my feeling bad since then.

Not that she's all that good in bed though, but I was just trying to make her feel good that she wasn't dropped because of her below average bed performance. But her response got me
Romance / How Do I Get Over My Ex? by blackb2(m): 4:11am On Oct 18, 2016
I can't seem to get over her few weeks after our break up even though I was the one who initiated it in the first place.

I broke up with her on the ground of cultural differences. She's not violent though but She's from a place where "trouble" drinks water in order to stay alive. And I fear such hence the break up.

Now I'm feeling much weaker cos I don't know what I really am missing: is it her body, the sex or her offended person?

I wish I can move on soonest. sad
Phones / Re: MTN, 12 Telcos Face N5m Fine Over Unsolicited SMS, Calls by blackb2(m): 10:26am On May 09, 2016
NCC. Self na tiff dem be; imagine them saying "Report Any Network for Illegal deduction of money" by calling 622 and still go ahead to bill you each time you call.
This is wht hppens when you call: a silly progrmmed voice will pick your call and keep you listening to trash for some minute and finnally you end up not talking to any real human. Isn't that crazy Now tell me, who be tiff and who be scam?! NCC or GSM Service providersv

I just feel mtn stops settling them as usual and they need to make provision for "self settlement".... Btw the silly "Do Not Disturb" shittt isn't working on my 3 lines (MTN, Glo and Etisalat). Greedy b*stards shocked
Romance / Re: This Is Why Nigerian Ladies Are The World's finest. by blackb2(m): 8:01pm On May 06, 2016
Uncle "Ajala" have you been to Sweden?

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu – 4 Biggest Blunders That Almost Destroyed Her Career by blackb2(m): 10:51am On May 04, 2016
Funny people, who tell un say blunder only defines *Gbagaun*?! grin


I shake my head for what GEJ and pdPig_ has done with your lives cry

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