₦airaland Forum

yourboyWill:
Lol! And person go still carry last go house

Abi....

All of them can sha not carry first....lmao

That one go hear sermon till the end of his days ni

colik:
Yeah,we should...about the pm ish,I'll let you know when I figure it out

Alright....

I'll be looking forward to that

colik:
You're smart...I like that.

How do they send this PM shii sef


We should hookup sometimes

colik:
Lol...I know you are,I'm serious too.
Oya where can we meet so we'll get married?

uhm....
I don't see the seriousness in that....

colik:
Hian! crushing kwa...I'm flattered

Yes....


I'm serious

colik:
Lol...I'm glad you did

I'm glad I did too ....

Officially crushing on youuuuuuu

colik:
#Ifoundfun

#IFoundYou

...

Thanks y'all

jericco1:
its worth it....

Indeed....

See the deadlines sef.... Private universities don't even charge that much much.... talk less of secondary school

Thebachelor:
Was that were Dangote graduated from?

Lol.... I wonder o.... even if.... that money no be here

vizkiz:
Don't be surprised if their pupils are more than those in redemption camp. We are in Nigeria bro

I won't be o.... Nigeria peeps tho

sinisters:
It's Nigeria They sure have patronage

Lol....
Abi naw....
Are kuku rich, some are just pretending

I wonder what they teach in this school or probably its the angels that teach them.... Extortion at its peak



Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, dominique....


Happy Sunday fam

Okay, seen....

So where are the mind bending photos

This picture of Adekunle Gold AKA King of Photoshop surfaced online and it appears it was during his NYSC days....

I must admit that money is good for the body oooo....


The difference is clear obviously.



And here is also a collection of his Photoshop escapade

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

Berlyn:
because I don't know what to say bae I saw lala in my dream I don't know what that means

That's where he'll forever be....

your dreams

damn!!!!



When is someone gon crush on me

UndisputedBosom:
A girl is currently asking my address since last night till this morning...


Why i no go form nah...is not evrydy a guy get acknowledged by a gal in dz part of our world

Bro you can't be more correct.... that's just the right answer....



@OP this your shape no be here o.... as in.... come and give me green light na.... I won't form... serious

What's wrong with you people.... how does this thing bagging a first class news to you....in a foreign environment, and y'all are here praising her instead of encouraging the indigenous universities.... their curriculum right there is flexible compared to this place so what's the big deal really...



Blacks run over there and when shii happens y'all will be shouting #BlackLivesMatter

Misskaycee21:
See how beautiful she looks

She's not even half as beautiful as you are....

cc: seun, lalasticlala, fynestboi, mynd44


I'd love to see this on FP....


memories are good things

Primary school shoutout


*Shoutout to all those girls that begin 2 cry wen they call a boy your husband, I hope you are still single.


*to all those boys that brings ball to school and decides who they wants to play with, I hope you guys are now good decision makers


*to those people who do not allow others to use their water bottles, making us feel our mouth are dirty, I hope u people are now working with CLOSE UP.


* to all those people who like sitting beside d window, I hope you are still receiving d fresh air


*to all those people sets pen on peoples chair so that they can seat on it, I hope you are now terrorists


* to all those people who says that if you eat beans and egg you are likely to fart, I hope you now medical doctors


*Shoutout to those boys and girls that tears other peoples notes for test rather than tearing their own, I hope you guys are still smart


*To those people who can't use their pen without its cover, I hope you people are still with the covers


*to those clean people who don't allow their bag to touch the ground, I hope you guys are still neat.


*to those people who don't buy anything during break time but would wait at the food shed and start begging from people who bought, I hope you guys are now real beggars


*to all those boys who used water containers to play ball, I hope you guys are now footballers


* to those smart ones who do not allow their classmates to copy their homework, I hope you are still the best.


*to those people that sang this song, you guys didn't know how it feels to be a victim of this song..
Who mess am
na Ojo
Ojo say na teacher
Teacher say no wori,
Na my class people na im mess Am
Poooo!
I hope u guys are now musicians


*And finally, to all those class captains who wrote our names as noise makers, I hope you are now leaders.
There are lots of memories we had from our Primary school days and Secondary School Days....It was d best....morning good people

#BlackbarteeShotIt

Klare:
Vote finest first then we talk abt that later dearie

I smell lies

What's my business with this poo please....



this shii f**ker post is making FP.....



useless news, plenty ban

Klare:
yes sure. Here in teamfynestboi, we make people happy. If you associate with us, that's additonal happiness for u and your family.

Don't forget to vote Fynestboi tomorrow

You can offer me yourself as bae

Klare:
I can see you are happy , what's the secret ?

You

Klare:
Happy Sunday sir's do have a great day. Cc undisputedbosom histemple fullblast Oyinprince lordcyl3 blackbartee yungmill guydangerous airsultan wagaz

Same to you

So I was surfing on instagram ealier and saw this picture of Falz's "supposed" twin but I still think its a picture of him before the fame tho....




Lalasticlala, mynd44, whag do you guys think?



Happy Sunday

seun, lalasticlala, mynd44, ishilove....


let this get to FP naw....the people need something to guide then through this ongoing hardship.... or are u all not prod to be Nigerians.... let's give hope

cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, mynd44




Let's make Nigeria proud

20 THINGS YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT NIGERIA.

You may already know that Nigeria is the largest black nation in the world and the most populous nation in Africa.


You may already know that Nigeria has great dependency on crude oil, plus all the other opinions of David Cameron. Here are 20 unpopular facts about Nigeria.


1. Are you aware that all over the world Nigerians are setting the pace and becoming the standard by which others measure themselves? Do you know??


2. In the US, Nigerians are the most educated immigrant community. Type it into Google and you'll see it. Not one of the most educated, the most educated.


3. 60% of Nigerians in the US have college degrees. This is far above the American national average of 30%.


4. Nigerians in US are one of the highest earners, typically earning 25% more than the median US income of $53k.


5. In Ivy League schools in Europe and America, Nigerians routinely outperform their peers from other nations.


6. A Nigerian family, The Imafidon family, have officially been named the smartest family in the UK.


7. The designer of the famous car, Chevrolet Volt, Jelani Aliyu, is a super talented Nigerian from Sokoto State.


8. The World's fastest supercomputer was designed by a world renowned inventor and scientist, Philip Emeagwali, a full-blown Nigerian whose patency was awarded in 2015. This means Nigeria has the patency to the world's fastest computer: a Black Nigerian.


9. The wealthiest Black man and woman on earth are Nigerians, Aliko Dangote and Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. Both have no trace of criminal record of any kind.


10. South Africa couldn't have ended apartheid & achieved Black rule if not for the leadership role Nigeria played.


11. Of the 3 South African Presidents who ruled after apartheid, two of them once lived in Nigeria under asylum. Both Nelson Mandela (60s) and Thabo Mbeki (70s) lived in Nigeria before becoming President of South Africa. We gave financial support, human support, boycotted an Olympics and our politicians, musicians and activists campaigned relentlessly.


12. Nigeria spent over $3 Billion and lost hundreds of soldiers to end the wars in both Liberia and Sierra Leone which the world ignored because they have no oil.


13. When there was a coup in São Tomé and Príncipe in 2003, Nigeria restored the elected President back to power.


14. Before there were street lights in European cities, ancient Benin kingdom had street lights fueled by palm oil.


15. 500 years ago, Benin casted metal alloys to create magnificent art including the world famous Queen Ida Mask.


16. Amina was a warrior queen who ruled Zaria Emirate in Kaduna state, Northwestern Nigeria 400 years ago in 1610. Google and see what she means to Africa.


17. We gave monetary gifts to Ireland during our oil boom and built a statue for France free of charge. We are not poor blacks. Nigeria is rich and don't be lied to.


18. The first television station in Africa was NTA Ibadan (1960) long before Ireland has their RTE station.

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Wherever you look in this great country, Nigeria, heroes abound both now and in our recent and ancient past.


If all you do is listen to mainstream Western media, you'll not get the full picture of your Nigerian heritage.


Do not listen to any leader who says Nigerians are criminals, no matter who he is, or his height and position.


We're not a nation of scammers, drugs & corruption, but a people with a verifiable track record of greatness.

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Here is what CNN, BBC, Aljezeera and western media will not tell you about Nigerians:


19. On the 7th May, 2016 at Howard University in Washington D.C history was made. Out of 96 graduating Doctor of Pharmacy candidates, 43 of them were Nigerians and out of 27 awards given, 16 went to Nigerians.


They will only tell you how Nigerians are scammers and cheats, how Nigerians are into drugs overseas et al.


If you don't blow your trumpet, no one will blow it for you. VIVA NAIJA!!!


20. There are over 180,000,000 Nigerians world over and only less than 250,000 of this figure have traceable criminal records. This is about 0.14% of our entire national population in the last 20 years: nothing close to 1%. Shame on global media.


Listen Nigeria, don't let anybody woo you into believing that you are a criminal just because you are a Nigerian. Nigerians are NOT a criminals. You are NOT a criminal. You are topnotch; second to none around the world. Be proud of Nigeria wherever you go. Take out your Passport with pride. Be proud of our GREEN HERITAGE. Be enthusiastic of our FUTURE GREATNESS #CelebrateYourNigerianness!

NIGERIA: GREAT NATION, GOOD PEOPLE!!!!

If you truly believe, kindly add anything else that you remember about Nigerians and the greatness of Nigeria that wasn't listed above