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CelebritiesRe: Flavour Pictured Wearing A King's Regalia Surrounded By Maidens by blackbartee(m): 9:08am On Jul 19, 2016
And so?
Moral lesson undecidedundecided

CelebritiesRe: Who Has Seen This Throwback Picture Of Craze Clown by blackbartee(op): 8:49am On Jul 19, 2016
I won't quote you but the comment above me too funny....

To me the first pics is fine.... middle worwor.... and the last pics frosh....grin grin

Thank God for instagram...


cc: lalasticlala
RomanceRe: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by blackbartee(m): 8:36am On Jul 19, 2016
colik:
As always
Yeah babe kiss smiley wink
CelebritiesWho Has Seen This Throwback Picture Of Craze Clown by blackbartee(op): 11:36pm On Jul 18, 2016
Was just surfing the internet and I saw this throwback picture of Craze clown AKA Baba Ade on net posted by Falz ....


I'll say it over and over again.... money is good oooo grin grin

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, farano, dominique

RomanceRe: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by blackbartee(m): 9:45pm On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
It's easy...

Just get a toaster,two slices of bread,butter,sardine,tomatoes,onions and a willing female.
Got me cracked up
FoodRe: See What I Saw In A Tin Tomato! We Just Need To Be Careful by blackbartee(m): 5:37pm On Jul 18, 2016
The universe provides grin grin.

Meanwhile.... OP you too get time, abandon your cooking to take pics and upload....hunger never hold you well
CelebritiesRe: Tomi Odunsi And Seun Fadina's Pre-wedding Photos by blackbartee(m): 4:40pm On Jul 18, 2016
Wetin we no go see.... undecidedundecided
CelebritiesRe: Binta Diallo And Wizkid's Son In Ankara Combo by blackbartee(m): 4:37pm On Jul 18, 2016
Nigga be having baby mama's like he's changing shoes....
Watapity
RomanceRe: 55 Ways To Treat Her Like A Queen...#princeakins by blackbartee(m): 4:25pm On Jul 18, 2016
Playwhizard:
These ways are brought to you by #team princeakins...MrNl16










1.Tell her she is beautiful (NOT hot, fine, or sexy.)










2. Hold her hand at any moment, even if it's just for a
second. Make her feel protected.







3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.









4. Always tell her you love her every second of the day.











5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how
much she means to you.











6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the
most.










7. Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.













8. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.












9. Write her notes. (She loves them.)










10. Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your
girlfriend.









11. Play with her hair.









12. Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.









13. Sit in the park and just talk to her.










14. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the
night . . . just because you missed her.














15. Let her fall asleep in your arms.










16. Carve your names into a tree.








17. Never refuse to kiss her in public.









18. Give her piggyback rides.








19. Bring her flowers






20. Treat her the same around your friends as you do
when you're alone.








21. Look her in the eyes and smile.










22. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.











23. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music
playing.











24. Kiss her in the rain.





25. Love her. If you don't, you're not going to treat her
like a queen. Assuming that love is in place, it is up to
you to treat her well.




The rest would be posted later


vote princeakins for mr nairaland 2016
Because the guy would be a "full house husband"....

pamper her too much and she ships herself away to another guy anyway.... no wonder the bad ones are getting the girls.... grin grin....

How come no one ever talks about treating the guys like a king?

Its indeed a woman's world embarassed
RomanceRe: Quote You Should Live By This Week! by blackbartee(m): 2:05pm On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
Lol...you're not serious
I'll send you a PM/E-mail as the case may be....

We should talk more wink
RomanceRe: Quote You Should Live By This Week! by blackbartee(m): 1:57pm On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
I see
Yes cheesy
Not a crowd person embarassed grin
RomanceRe: Quote You Should Live By This Week! by blackbartee(m): 1:51pm On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
Lol...iont crush on people I haven't seen. cheesy
sad embarassed
you will.... but not on nairaland wink
RomanceRe: Quote You Should Live By This Week! by blackbartee(m): 1:45pm On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
Hmmmm....What would you have me do?
Mutual crush first cheesy
RomanceRe: Quote You Should Live By This Week! by blackbartee(m): 1:36pm On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
You'll fall asleep noni
Doesn't stop anything undecidedundecided
RomanceRe: Quote You Should Live By This Week! by blackbartee(m): 1:32pm On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
Tie a red scarf on your head,put a bowl of water in front of you then shout 'Lilian' 7 times.
After that,drink the water and go to bed.



If you're asleep you won't be missing me..
shocked shocked shocked shocked

What will now happen....
RomanceRe: Quote You Should Live By This Week! by blackbartee(m): 1:23pm On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
Shey I wanted us to get married before....If you had agreed you wouldn't be missing me now..
Issokay though,I know the solution to your problem.
What's the solution embarassed
RomanceRe: Quote You Should Live By This Week! by blackbartee(m): 1:14pm On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
Ehya sad
embarassed still missing you sad
PoliticsRe: I Will Win Again If Presidential Election Holds Today – Buhari Boasts by blackbartee(m): 1:06pm On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
Can't believe I'm just seeing this....my night was awesome.
shocked you are?

But you saw it anyway....
So that's cool....
RomanceRe: Quote You Should Live By This Week! by blackbartee(m): 1:03pm On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
Lol...you sha cheesy
Was missing you already sad cry
RomanceRe: Quote You Should Live By This Week! by blackbartee(m): 12:38pm On Jul 18, 2016
Cc: colik <3
RomanceRe: .... by blackbartee(m): 12:36pm On Jul 18, 2016
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RomanceRe: .... by blackbartee(m): 12:31pm On Jul 18, 2016
its now vizkiz? not Lala again?


P.S stop wasting nairaland space undecidedundecided
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Gudaji Kazaure Pocketing His Ipad At Saudi Airport by blackbartee(m): 11:04am On Jul 18, 2016
As them no take progress mentally, how them wan take affect the economy positively....


Meanwhile.....

He could be high on cow's urine....

RomanceRe: Hilarious Photo: Ladies Be Sincere, What Would You Do In This Situation??? by blackbartee(m): 10:45am On Jul 18, 2016
Some ladies will never stop being materialistic....

Meanwhile

@mhisbliss.... ur screwing a marriage cause of range rover evoque.... all those reasons you listed are just lame excuses....you never know maybe your husband is planning something better like G-wagon oooo.....
RomanceRe: How Can A Girl Sleep Well After Hurting A Guy by blackbartee(m): 10:36am On Jul 18, 2016
vizkiz:
Funny thing is they didn't even notice you getting hurt or not.

The policy to most of them is 1 guy down, 572 more to go..
Exactly.... Later they will now be complaining that all men are the same.... after dating a handful of bad guys and breaking the hearts of the good ones.... its karma
RomanceRe: How Can A Girl Sleep Well After Hurting A Guy by blackbartee(m): 10:33am On Jul 18, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
And so does men. Worst is they even cuddle their side chick while telling their wife they will have to go to other state for a job.
You've been watching too many home videos undecidedundecided


Meanwhile....

Guys tryna break up subtly but girls, its a one time thing that leaves u hurt for a very long time....
PoliticsRe: I Will Win Again If Presidential Election Holds Today – Buhari Boasts by blackbartee(m): 7:39am On Jul 18, 2016
colik:
Ahn Ahn blackbartee,He's your president...show some respect.
You're right tho,Cameroon pepper with a dash of sawdust.. smiley
Haha.... grin grin

Morning babe.... How was your night
PoliticsRe: I Will Win Again If Presidential Election Holds Today – Buhari Boasts by blackbartee(m): 10:14pm On Jul 17, 2016
What kinda weed has this man been smoking....



He must be high on "Cameroon pepper" grin grin....

cc: colik kiss
RomanceRe: When A Guy Says, "I Like You That's Why I Gave You My Full Name" by blackbartee(m): 9:04pm On Jul 17, 2016
What's special about full name huh

Let him give you just one name, go on facebook and search for him.... you'll see his full name undecidedundecided grin grin
CelebritiesRe: 25 Most Ridiculous Tattoos Ever (photos) by blackbartee(m): 8:21pm On Jul 17, 2016
colik:
Lol.. Funny guy
Lovely bae kiss
CelebritiesRe: 25 Most Ridiculous Tattoos Ever (photos) by blackbartee(m): 8:14pm On Jul 17, 2016
colik:
Calm down na....let him gather resources first.
thought he was done already....
But I'm calm.... cause of you wink
CelebritiesRe: 25 Most Ridiculous Tattoos Ever (photos) by blackbartee(m): 8:06pm On Jul 17, 2016
How is this 25 pictures? undecidedundecided


This OP must be high on oshogbo weed

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