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CelebritiesRe: Celebrities Share Their Best Moments On Social Media by blackbartee(m): 2:55pm On Jul 07, 2016
Am I the only one who noticed that Odunlade Adekola and Mercy Aigbe Gentry wrote/shared the same thing huh undecidedundecided




Blackbartee shot it!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Can You Eat This Type Of Cake? by blackbartee(op): 2:51am On Jul 07, 2016
Scary shocked
Nairaland GeneralNairalanders Can You Eat This Type Of Cake? by blackbartee(op): 2:50am On Jul 07, 2016
You go to a party and you come across this kind of cake.... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


What would be your first reaction?


Can you eat it?


Cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44, ishilove

PoliticsRe: 'Garba Shehu Get Your Facts Straight ', Niger Delta Avengers Say by blackbartee(op): 1:18am On Jul 07, 2016
It is obvious that the situation of the country calls for serious intervention....


Not leaving the Niger Delta Avengers out, they are not justifiable as they have caused a lot of havoc in the country.....



Cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44
Politics'Garba Shehu Get Your Facts Straight ', Niger Delta Avengers Say by blackbartee(op):
“Out of the blue, a group calling itself the Niger Delta Avengers, NDA spouts. They kill soldiers and policemen. They kidnap and kill oil company workers. Piracy on the high seas. They asked oil companies to stop operations and pack out of the Niger Delta region.They blow up oil pipelines, power and other infrastructure. They attack and kill prominent individuals, ransacking homes up and down the coastal areas, including lately, Lagos and Ogun states. All these for what”. Garba Shehu (The Tribune online, 2016).


We want Garba Shehu (Senior Special Assistant to the president on Media and Publicity) to go and get his record straight. Niger Delta Avengers have not killed and kidnapped oil workers, we are not into sea piracy, and we have never killed Policemen. The Buhari led Government knows the people attacking soldiers and killing policemen. It’s their sleeper’s agents that are doing it, so they should stop tagging Niger Delta Avengers to killing, kidnapping, ransacking of policemen, soldiers and individuals in the region


On Negotiation


We the Niger Delta Avengers have not negotiated with anyone. So we don’t know where Mr Garba shehu and General Babagana Munguno, the National Security Adviser are getting their information from. If they have been negotiating with any body it clearly shows they had been negotiating with fraudsters and their (national security agency) created militant group.


Brig.Gen Mudoch Agbinibo
Spokesperson.


saharareporters.com/2016/07/06/‘garba-shehu-get-your-records-straight’-niger-delta-avengers-say
Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 1:08am On Jul 07, 2016
Pandorabox:
You nailed it.
Thanks beautiful kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:35am On Jul 07, 2016
Thank you grin grin



Blackbartee shot it wink


Zikoko.com

Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, ben13, mynd44
Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:33am On Jul 07, 2016
When your mother decides to "help you keep" the money they dashed you....





Just know its gone forever

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:32am On Jul 07, 2016
How you feel when the visitors finally leave

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:31am On Jul 07, 2016
When the visitors offer to wash their own plates and you mother tells them to leave it for you.....





As they want to wash it nko undecided

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:30am On Jul 07, 2016
When your parents start faking nice to you in their visitor's presence

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:29am On Jul 07, 2016
When the visitors come with their children and you have to entertain them

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:28am On Jul 07, 2016
You waiting in the room for the visitors to leave your house.....





These ones should do and go

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:27am On Jul 07, 2016
How your mother looks at you when the visitors offer you out of their own food....




Iss like you want to die today

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:26am On Jul 07, 2016
When your parents that just insulted you start praising you in front of the guests....

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:24am On Jul 07, 2016
Your parents face when you stay a bit too long in the palour

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:23am On Jul 07, 2016
How your parents see you as soon as the guests enter the house.....





The unofficial waiter

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:22am On Jul 07, 2016
How you and your siblings greeting the guests in front of your parents before they start the "you don't know how to greet lecture"

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:21am On Jul 07, 2016
When your parents wants you to dress up properly just to come and greet the guests....





In my house again?

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:19am On Jul 07, 2016
When you hear the visitors arrive but you pretend to be sleeping so you don't have to greet them

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:18am On Jul 07, 2016
Your mother bringing out special cutlery meant only for visitors like.....




Untouchable by anyone else

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:16am On Jul 07, 2016
Then your mother wakes you up to start cleaning your room before the visitors come....





Issit my room they are entering?

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:15am On Jul 07, 2016
When you want to pick something from the fridge and you hear "its for the guests"

Jokes EtcRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:14am On Jul 07, 2016
When you mother starts bringing out foodstuffs you've never seen in the house before....




Issit like that?

Jokes Etc18 Pictures Every Nigerian Can Relate To About Your Parents Having Visitors by blackbartee(op): 12:12am On Jul 07, 2016
When you suddenly see cartons of juice, you know visitors are coming....





Its about to go down grin

Science/TechnologyRe: Look At This Dolphin That Was Caught And Killed In Delta State by blackbartee(m): 7:06pm On Jul 06, 2016
Why Nigeria will never have a reserve....




Idiots.... murderous imbeciles....




Dolphins are harmless, yet they killed it.... they will now say overseas is beautiful and be paying to watch or swim with animals like this there
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of The Aneke Twins As Little Girls by blackbartee(m): 1:16pm On Jul 06, 2016
Harbosede02:
My love for identical twins tho cheesy
blackbartee:
Yes yes please..... that makes the two of us wink
Harbosede02:
My love for identical twins tho cheesy
Let's make one grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of The Aneke Twins As Little Girls by blackbartee(m): 1:10pm On Jul 06, 2016
Yes yes please..... that makes the two of us wink
Harbosede02:
My love for identical twins tho cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: True Observation: Who Can Explain This by blackbartee(op): 10:26am On Jul 06, 2016
kunlesufyan:
Its just too perfect an event and it happened at very different times ....I'll settle for coincidence
Seems to be more than just a coincidence....





Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44....come and do your work, help move it to front page, let's know other people's view(s)
Foreign AffairsRe: True Observation: Who Can Explain This by blackbartee(op): 1:52am On Jul 06, 2016
cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, mynd44
Foreign AffairsTrue Observation: Who Can Explain This by blackbartee(op):
Can a history teacher explain this ...


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.


John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.


Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.


John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.


Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.


Both their wives lost a child while living in the White House.


Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.


Both Presidents were shot in the head.


Now it gets really weird.


Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.


Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.


Both were assassinated by Southerners.


Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.


Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.


Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.


Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.


Both assassins were known by their three names.


Both names are composed of fifteen letters.


Now hang on to your seat.


Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."


Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."


Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.


And here's the "kicker":


A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.


A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.


AND...................:


Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...


Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theatre...

It's worth sharing....
Foreign AffairsRe: England Just Woted by blackbartee(m): 2:29pm On Jul 05, 2016
Nina4u:
They leaving Un I hope Sweden will follow
Hi..

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