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Seth Olive, ugly asf and you ain't never gon see my picture on nairaland....


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Tag NL users with the number they belong....

For example: Vanquay16 is number 3 for calling out Adeh earlier....


And


EmperorLee and Berlyn are usually number 4....they would back anything up....


Tag others.

lalasticlala, mynd44

4. Clueless “follow-follow” class

These are the ones that once any of the above groups are displaying will join in. This class is just in it for the validation.

3. Call-out group

Do you guys remember the person that called Jim Iyke boring? Yep, that’s a call-out troll right there. They don’t have anything better to do with their time than putting other users on the spot.

2. Attention seekers

These are the ones who live for the social media validation. They will jump on anyone’s post/tweet just to be rude and get attention from you and your followers. They live and die on the keyboard.

1. The ITK trolls

We know these guys. They’re the ones who always have keyboard itchy fingers. They will dig up a post or tweet from 5 years ago just to prove a point. One of the guys in this group actually called Hermes to confirm if Linda Ikeji’s Birkin bag was original.

Everyone has the potential to become a keyboard warrior.


Everyone else apart from Nigerians that is. That a Naija person hasn’t exhibited keyboard warrior tendencies means the right situation hasn’t arisen.


Oyibos may call it trolling. But yabbing and bad mouth have always been a Nigerian way of life. I bet you’ve run into the following type of Naija keyboard warriors aka trolls online

Omgvoice.com

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What photoshop will cause tho.... it seems photoshop is the new trend, ranging from our own Adekunle Gold to this man...

This man had himself photoshopped in different countries....


But Adekunle Gold still has it

lalasticlala, dominique

Booooooo...... We don't want Mr/Miss NL again

naughtynaughty:
Why is romance section filled wit so much hate? It's so scary.. U can't even trust anyone, u can't be free with anyone.. Who no fear NL dunno anything .
Don't u guys have shame? Will disgracing or calling someone olosho put food on y'all table? Will it feed ur family? Wat benefit is it adding to y'all life?

All man for himself .. Weda anyone choose to be olosho is just her biznes.. Bcus at d end of d day it's her body and not anyone's .

U guys shuld grow d fvck up!

You are bae....


Too many kids on NL.... or maybe some of us just grew faster upstairs than the others.

MotherOfDragons:
yea,a bit tho

Alright.... cool.....

You moniker attracted the question

She does look spiritually inclined....


mamiwater idiot.... make she no go get a life.... some girls can be so stupid and dumb......


Oponu omo

Vanquay go sit your ass down somewhere....


You've caused enough trouble for one day

Fan of Game Of Thrones yeah?
cc: MotherOfDragons

I hate y'all....
You niggas are so uncooperative

No friends, No crew, No love....
Just a one man mopol....
Reason?? I guess nobody notices me....
But I'm observing

SlimBrawnie:
For us, all the toothpaste is Macleans AKA Macklin

No wonder it sounded strange when the OP termed it as "Close up"

"Macklin" sounds more like it

You learning to write your first CV like

Even God forgives us when we sin.... So who am I to not forgive.....

I'll also accept the token so she can know I've forgiven her and I already forgot about it all


P.S....it didn't say it's a must I get back with her.... shebi its sha to forgive.... Haba....

you so on point OP.....





I been don kuku comot

Then the rest of your life just gonna be like....

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Can you think of what these celebrities did in school, what they were known for? But we can guess yeah?



Read through and tell me which guesses you think are very accurate



1. Korede Bello
Korede Bello was the fine boy in school that all the girls liked but was very shy and didn’t take his shots.


2. Adekunle Gold
Adekunle Gold was that boy who had a crush on a girl in school and either told her on their valedictory service day or wrote it in a slum book.


3. Seyi Shay
Seyi was the talented kid in class who was always forming ITK and didn’t know when to open or close her mouth.


4. Genevieve Nnaji
Genevieve was the most beautiful senior in school that everyone liked but couldn’t talk to. She was obviously dating a guy from another school.


5. Olamide
He was undoubtedly the leader of the bad boys gang. The school was always scared he would cause a ruckus at the prize giving day ceremony.


6. Davido
David was the rich kid who got dropped in school everyday. Everyone in class lived vicariously through Davido and his lunch box collection.


7. Timaya
Timaya was that kid who came into the school in JS1 looking bare but when he was leaving in SS3, the glow up was complete.


8. Terry G
Terry G was that kid who always scaled fence in and out of the school anyhow. Always tried to keep up appearances too, never worked.


9. Falz
Falz was that rich boy who knew Davido, but always wanted to associate with the ajepakos in the class.


10. D’banj
D’banj was that guy who used to be the finest in JS1 but somehow his groom price just reduced afterwards. Girls still want him in school, but not like before.


11. Skales
Skales was one of the first guys from behind in class. Always looking forward to social nights to rap and drop lines for the school.


12. Ramsey Noauh
Baby boy of the class, always breaking hearts left, right, middle and centre. Everybody wanted to be friends with him.


13. Eva Alordiah
Leader of the female bad gang. She’s one of the hottest in class but people are still scared of approaching her.

Feel free to add yours....


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Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, farano

obiorathesubtle:
why you no like me? No.. What did I ever do to you?

You don't like her ni

Sweet combo tho

obiorathesubtle and kingcheezypuff


obiorathepuffpuff

Davido rude boy....

He's cute.... Happy Birthday son

Adekunle Gold is Flawless....