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Smhart1:
I'm female sir.
Show ko Ti set o buhari eyaf spoil everything and am really on the run to get placement

mabinu ife mi.. So mo pe awon were po ninu NL.

Am already ironning my cloth for this occassion..

parisbookaddict:
The same Islamic Allah that told Muhammad bin addullah he will be cured of the poison that eventually killed him.. Allah will fail.

@hassan080196 that hayat u quoted is it that allah(S.W.A) is the greatest DECEIVER or a planner?

Are u a nigerian muslim or arab? Are u sunni or shia?
Are u a moderate muslim or a fundamentalist?

gimakon:
No mind them. Think we are stupid.

How far na?

my brother odikwa nma , but economy dikwa egwu...hehehe, but nmadu must survive.


*whispers* so ve u heard from ari3l?*

Smhart1:
I got your funny PM
Birthday ti de tan

i know is funny, so what is your reply?
Omo olojo ibi... Kini show?

Smhart1:
I got your funny PM
Birthday ti de tan

i know is funny, so what is your reply?
Omo olojo ibi... Kini show?

Plappvillemoi:
That guy is a Muslim. One of the Moderate Muslims we have in NL. He tried to play smart. But he was caught.

@gimakon my brother this people are like slaves who love there captive chains. .

A fanatics wants to behead u, while a moderate muslim wants him/her to behead, while the moderate becomes a lawyer defending his fanatical brother..

The most dangerous of this two is the so called moderate muslim.

@plappvillemoi happy new month

Like the bible says: never neglet the days of little beginning.
*puts my hand on my chest, and made a pledge*.
I will make it in the right ways, despite all odds facing me.
*continue hustling*

1.Blackfire a BIG nwa...
2. e SPEAK kwala.

My boo@smhart1 kedu WAY gi?

janellemonae:
Atheists really need to check their belief system and the reasons they hate the church so much.

Ive noticed that atheists, ecspecially these nigerian ones, NEVER criticize all these islamic killings or terrorism. They only run their mouths when its a christian topic or about a christian pastor. And when its a muslim topic, they find a way of still abusing Jesus Christ or the bible but NEVER the quaran or Mohammed.

Its kinda clear they are both (atheists & islamic terrorists) brainwashed by the same demons.

somebody give this guy 2 bags of rice ... And 10 litres of groundnut oil.

Now my yoruba musliim who understand the quran better you or the arabs?

If christians can do 4 things , nobody i mean nobody will dare kill a fly near the church or christains. . . .

Smhart1:
My boo @Blackfire its unusual not to have heard from you today, I hope you are fine?

i was in a meeting(family) nearly through out yesterday...

How are u?
Did u get my PM?

Happy birthday in advance... Less than 24hours to go...

Dsdada:
What a lovely and touching story! It almost brought tears to my eyes too.

Meanwhile, my boy now wants me to stay at home. Though his sister is a bit understanding because she is older, but he is not seeing why I should go to work, when he is on holidays. I have tried explaining to him that I have to go to work so I could get money to pay his school fees and buy things for him, but he would have none of my excuses. Today, he proposed going to the office with me as an alternative.

hehehehe...may be is a sign that he will be an MD in the future.

Funny enough we live in the same area.... Hahaa...

Total garden , ibadan.

Heheheehe.

I remember a story i heard, a man was seriously furious with the wife for going to collect 1 bag of rice, 1 wrapper and 5k, which a rich man always giveout during august and december to widows.

Man: why are u a disgrace, going to collect gift meant for widows.
Woman:why wont i go, tell me?
With her hand positioned on her waist... Taping her right foot on the ground, i pity the ant in that position.
The husband wearing a trouser that ve suffered climate change, with a singlet that ve CHANGE from white to brown-white.. Pointing at her.
Man: dont u know the meaning of widow, illiterate woman.. Women whose husband are dead... Dead.

*What the husband said seems to infuriate her, like digging up an already- made-response, she laughed, clapping her hand*.

Woman: are u not dead?
Man: eh.
Woman: yes, are u still alive, se-x i dont enjoy,less than a minute is over, and when it happen, is once in every 9 months.. Eh , husband indeed... Money for food u cant provide for the past 3 years.. Are u not a dead man already... Am i not a widow? .

So amaechi who is begging u not to tell nigerians and the world that hunger and nepotism is killing this fragile country.

St-upi.d politicians no be my head una go use play ping pong.

The only guy the togo president seems to recognised well well is DANGOTE... The rest are follow come.

People are stealing pots of soup on the stove because of hunger...

Amina drove a tractor and it became news... What if we see her driving dangote truck... It wil be breaking new for BBC.

Iranu.

She drove a tractor and it became news... What if we see her driving dangote truck... BBC wll carry it.

Iranu.

Ok this happen to a friend of mine, we were suppose to carry some goods in his house,but we picked his son from school first.. When we got to his house, he decided to fix his son a small noodles, drop him with her sister (the wife na banker transfered to ijebu ode)... Me i was carrying the tiles inside the car.
This discussion followed.

My friend: juniour eat now.
Juniour: i dont want.
My friend: bia nwa ri e nni a (this boy eat this food now). Am busy.
Juniour : daddy u eat.. U didnt eat in the morning.. Am u are giving me your food to eat... I dont want.

I walked in.
My friend+ me we burst out laughing... But i can see tears flowing from his eyes.

A week later he bought a toy motor cycle(3 tires) and open an account he pays 3k every week for his little man.

Children are bundles of joy, wrapped with a million of smiles

Mbaka why?

Smhart1:
Amen. How did you your day go ?

took some drugs for the headache and cold.. Then slept off, dreamt i was in a birthday party..

Woke up made some calls (family, frenemies, business contact and my adopted daughter)..

Went out to check somethings..

Eleyi ti mo ka bi aje yi...hehehe.

Above all everything went well,.

My boo 2 days to go...happy birthday in advance..

By this time on that day u don park all ya pancake,mary k, koi koi shoe,golden chain for bag... Dey expect sey make dem open door for u to travel to Nigeria.

datrailblazer:
Can you explain these bible verses
Jesus said in the book of Matthew 10:34:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Luke 19:27:
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Deuteronomy 17:
2 If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant,
3 And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;
4 And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and enquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:
5 Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.
Deuteronomy 13:
6 If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, 7 gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), 8 do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. 9 You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. 10 Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery. 11 Then all Israel will hear and be afraid, and no one among you will do such an evil thing again.
Numbers 31:17-18
Now therefore kill every male among the little ones (taph), and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the female children (taph), that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
Mary was 12 when she married Joseph who was 90 years old..

All we need is tolerance... May God guide us all

u just remix every verse to justify the unjustify.
Let me ask u... Can u give your 6 years old daughter to a 50+ old man to marry?
Can u marry the daughter of your son (adopted)?

when Jesus was about to be arrested,peter cut off one of the them body part...that same Jesus went to the man(an enemy so to say) pick his body part and fix him up(that is love)... He turned to peter and said if i wanted revenge or muscle show or convince people of my divinity i would ve tell my Father to send legions of angels.. 'he that killeth by the sword shall die by the......'.

Now as bad as christainity is u can leave and be an atheist or sat guru maharaji's worshipper and nobody will kill u,or decapitate your head, the worst they can do is pray for u to comeback.
But can u as a muslim revert ? Nah , if u do a fatwa will be issued on u. I repeat i hope u know that apostasy means death in islam..according to the quran, hadiths, sunnah, shariah...
I dont hate islam, is the fundamentalism that is tearing the world apart.

Can u ordered assassin to kill peope who critise u?

Let me stop here...

Smhart1:
Thank God.. Abi Na your boo is almost a year older

u will be a year yongi.
More wisdom+ grace added.

Smhart1:
swits @blackfire mabinu, I have been attending to one thing or the other.


Hope your health is better now

my boo am fine and thanks omo alalubarika.

3 days to go birthday girl.... I just cant wait

Stegomiah:
If to sey nah you wetin you expect
Naija no be country

^^ EFCC arrest this girl; for over speeding of thinking about naija.
*takes cover*

*faints*...
My boo@smhart1 se ori mi lati aro ni?

In my play boy days... Women are attracted to my lies like flies..
Treat them like they are nothing , they will run after u.
Just do certain things without seeking there opinion..like am in total garden come now.

I discovered i was becoming a beast, a heartless prick... That deserve the mercy of God.
Am glad those days are over..

You dont value what u ve ... Until u loose it.
Friends,family...even enemies(they bring out the best in me).

This ones dont know how much garri is in the market or a bag of rice.

I will soon join u guys...

.... And as usual they will not tell u the whole truth.. Al taqiya people.

Now listern.

It is HARAM(ABOMINATION) for a muslim to give there daughter to u non-muslim(in this case christains) to marry.

But it is HALAL(righteous deed) for a muslim to marry a non-muslim girl provided she convert or the children will be raised in islamic injunctions.
Whichever way u look at it is a WIN-WIN for the muslims.

*only in the SW here they seem not to be cobtrolled by such dogma* .

Oga sultan weldone o.. Give us another al taqiya.

I will advice any non-muslim to stay far away from sunni(abubakr/saudi arabia/buhari) shia(muhamed murdered grand children/iran/zakyzaky) feud.. It didnt start today.


U dont want to be in there cross fire.

25. Iya kafaya selling akara at oje in ibadan... No more akara #5

Walahi op na wailler...
Buhari i go rule me till 2023.
Sai baba
*dancing daura dance*