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*kneels down to pray*.

May we not find ourselves in a situation where our only option is to commit suicide.

@smhart1 how was your day?

TomHagen:
I responded to Blackfire's comment. If you had bothered to read his comment, you'd have understood. Always endeavour to look before you leap.

...dont quote again

Anas09:
Am good, u?

am ok o.. Just preparing for the travel, i may even cancel it, something else came up. . But i will try to travel.

u didnt check your mail... But is ok now.

TomHagen:
Does this comment make sense to you? Honestly.

do u even make sense to yourself by asking those questions?.

Seriously.

Anas09:
Who cares No one, I mean no one calls The Only Potentate to a Challenge. Jesus says "If you fall on him, you will be broken into peices, but if He falls on you, you'll be grinded into dust".

The OP calling this challenge is against the Scriptures. God may or may not honour him. Whether God honours him or not doesn't change the fact that Jehovah remains supreme. The Immorttal the invisible. The Insurmountable. The Governor of all the Nation's, sitting upon the circle of the earth, the inhabitants moving like grass hoppers before him. Taking the whole earth in the palm of his hands as though a drop of water from a bucket.
He rules in the affairs of men, Setting up Kingdoms and overthrowing Empires. Determining the course of dynasties.
Enquire and let the greatest Emperor(Nebuchadnezzar) who ever lived tell you the greatness of our God.

Guy, you are a twerp in your family. Your voice is like that of an Ant. Who do you command and your orders gets carried out? If you can't command your father, you think in your little feeble mind you can command the Ancient of Days? Keep dreaming.

this arguement is very simple.. Can u command your rich father to buy u a particular phone?
If he buys u the phone he is still your father, if he didnt u cant do more than an ajegunle mosquitoe, he is still your father.

What baffles me is people who cant even talk in there family, thinking u can cajole the ancient of days... Even if he is hanging on the cross.

Give people like this the responsibilities to collect money for NEPA, security, sanitation in there face me i face u house ... They cant even do it.

U people commanding the UNCOMMANDABLE, pls with all your tech and science stand before a dangote truck at the express. .

Your frustration of life on God is a misplaced priority.

Anas09 whats up?

Apelex:
You are just useless to your generation

you cant even cough in nijieria without us knowing.

Any appointment we put u south is with give and take style.

U people are so divided in the south, even on NL here the odudua people and the lost tribe of israel tore each other apart dailly (and we in the north are loving it).

We will use religion, juicepost , temporary powerful post, divide and conquer to always keep u where we want u to be.

... Now who is useless danburuba ?

AbuTwins:
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I KNOW YOU CHRISTIANS JUST CARRY BIBLE TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS...
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"Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.LUKE 6:37
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SO JUST AS YOU JUDGE ABOVE U WILL BE JUDGED TOO

on that day u will see the lamb of God, the word by which the world is created, the JUDGE of the living and the dead... Sits upon His throne in glory, power, holiness, honour...oh and ever radiating majesty.. But this time not someone u can reduce his 'status' ... And u are brought before Him, what will u say is your excusses... That bros moha deceived u?

*lays my hand on your shoulder*.
Eni awi fun oba j'ogbo.

drss2:
very soon d republic of B...i...afra will emerge n leave dis zoo they call nigeria.

u are not going anywhere, and nobody is declaring anything..

We will always use the same south to bring u down...

....what a miserable life if u as a child is born into that ajebutter status... Why? When troubles of life hits like it always do.. U see those children ... Miserable.

But if u are trained in the hard knock life as a child... Wow when life troubles come u know how to adjust and survive..

U want example... Look at all our rich and famous today... 20-30 yeras ago they were nobody, but today... Even the so called ajebutters bow for them.

Mckennedy:
That's why Biafra remain inevitable,,, you want sharia and one Nigeria at same time with Christians, isn't that hypocrisy?

we ve the right to decide what happen in nigeria... U can only scream.. Then we use u for shooting practise.

Moreover we can always divide the south to get what we want.

Walahi sai north.

malele:
Compound goat

are u into animal farming?

Islam must rule the north, down to the south... And if u go to the moon, our prophet ve already divided it for us.

Allah said today i ve perfected your religion(islam).

You kaffris(christains) must convert or leave.

Which one is husband day care again? . Nothing wey man pikin no go hear for this end time.
@smhart1 will u take me there?

Valentine + shoprite+ proposal..
*checking one valentine i know, who likes going to shoprite *.
Ok no be **.

Anas09:
I opened a thread asking Seun if Christians shd leave his Nairaland forum because of this (I don't know what to call it) injustice will be putting it mildly. But that thread never the light of day.
I think a particular MOD was unto me. I was being monitored and was getting bans like no man business. One thing is, I don't give two hoods. Am helping Seun stay in business, yet he is shakaraying everywhere. Blogs are opening everywhere. The Wall of Jericho never believed it could come down. It came down.

there is one thing i know about power ... Like money it moves on to the next person that will treat it right.

Those cave men will be his undoing, but i pray he wakes up on time.,

@MODS if i get a ban soon, pls make it 2-3 months i beg u.

Baba loke ti fe gbe call mi..

JUST that i will miss my friends

Buhari till 2023.
Tinubu will make sure of that. Mbaka will prophesy on it. The north will unite and make it a reality.
Walahi sai baba.
Waillers go and ***.

*listerning and dancing to dan maria music*
*views thread*.
Walahi sai baba.
Dan burobanka waillers.
Buhari i must rule me till 2023 fa.

...unfortunately WAILLER'S FORM ARE NO MORE AVAILLABLE.

Anas09:
Exactly. He Caved and gave them a cave, yet the Cave dwellers can't stay in their cave, they are here running around like Street Urchins stealing threads.

and when u hit then on the head... They screech, scream to seun or the MODs .. The next thing u see is ban.

Infact this is corruption ...am calling EFCC

Anas09:
Mr Muslim. Let's look at certain things here. Jesus prophesied about stuff which will take place. His followers came to him asking to know when the world shall come to an end. He says, that information was privy to the father alone. But he gave them clues, what to look at for towards the end. Does that tell you that he didn't really know? That Information was only kept from his part of humanity.
Now he is gone back up, he has that info.

He told his disciples what to do, he told them he'll come back for them. He knew where he was going, he was sure he would come back again.

Now tell us a little about Muhammed's assurance. Did he know where he was going?
What eternal assurance do you have?
Do you deep down believe that killing me will take you to heaven?
Do You seriously believe they are virgins in heaven?

@abutwins muhamed knew where he was going to...

He is in hell awaiting the day of judgement, just imagine.

Before he died he plainly state that his fate, that he didnt know his fate, unsure because of the lies he lived..sleeping with a 9yrs old,having sugar mummy,raiding caravan,beheading, assassination,marrying his adopted son's wife,leading war on people who did him no wrong, altaqiya+ kitman, satanic verse,and so on (imagine a guy who always receive message from his allah)..

Worst of all u as a muslim when u die,u will go to hell until the day of judgement

*bad news according to muhamed* alot of u will remain there for ever... Including u...yes u. And the ones who eventually cross to paradise... Wow wow wide eyes girl virgin will be given to them to ***(i wonder what will given to the muslim women..robots?), the alcohol u are denied here will be in a stream flowing around u.

Are u angry? Take it up with the quran , hadiths, sunnah , allah, muhamed that said so... Am just reporting what they said ,since u dont know..

*whispers*guess who is going to be the judge of the living and the death on that day?*

Really i want to know are u a yoruba muslim? So i can know how to do dawah to u..

Anas09:
He gave them a section because he is afraid of them. Muslims are cowards so can't stand scrutiny. They threatened Seun, he caved.

he caved... And gave them a cave

Smhart1:
My boo @blackfire come and learn so ours would be easier

bad girl , see u...

Anyway @op the first 3 months is hell, especially if that is the first pregnancy, the formative stage of the child and the body adjustment for the mother.

You will need a helping hand, because sometimes yoour wife can drive u crazy, not her fault is the hormones raging..like my doctor friend will say this when u learn patience.

The best drug to use is PREGNA-CARE, i think it is sold for 1k + (30pcs inside)... It serves as a good food suppliment, calming the nerves, and so on. . This is also time to register for ante-natal care, they learn alot there.

*my boo why are u looking at me like that*.. I grew up with women from childhood+ i ve a doctor and nurse friends.

My boo@smhart1 i will even throw in a shoulder massage and feet massa-cure for u.. One thing i learn from the chinese,when i lived there for years, almost an expert.

parisbookaddict:
I apologize to all barbarians.

... Even conan the barbarian?
The bushmen in the film 'the gods must be crazy'
*i ve never laughed like this in weeks*

parisbookaddict:
Not taunting just exposing to people all the stupidity that can be found in islam..
By the way did u pray away the male and female jinns as u peed while squating today. .

Sorry i could not resist. .

buhahahahahaaaha

wo omidan yi ma kan mi leyin o (damsel dont wound me o)

buhahahahaaha.

Male and female demon in the toilet.. Ni tori olorun alfa muhamodu.

parisbookaddict:
Not taunting just exposing to people all the stupidity that can be found in islam..
By the way did u pray away the male and female jinns as u peed while squating today. .

Sorry i could not resist. .

buhahahahahaaaha

wo omoyi ma kan mi leyin o

buhahahahaaha

Why are we this wicked to our fellow human?

We all should know that whatever evil we sow, we MUST surely reap it...and if the harvest is so so many unborn children+ innocent people will partake from it.

Uwa nka sef.

Buharification.
Zombiesm.
Aisha-burton(shebi today na aug 1?).
Fulani herdsman.
Daura secret service (DSS).
Oga dss na joke o.

Smhart1:
Thank you my e-boo..... birthday still in advance

are u still sleeping ? No comment from u...

naijadeyhia:
*disregards his hand and gives him a warm embrace instead* nice to meet you too. My name is naijadeyhia....Saw you say somewhere that u miss the old days and the Ancient of days....are you considering a change of residence?

something like that... A change of residence.

*really nice to meet u*

Anas09:
Ah, Mr Black. Wayor, biko. Its an open forum.

hia ogini kwa kita...

Anas09:
Dearest, I come for your head because it's precious and Christ needs it. Don't waste it on idiocy. (there's no God crap meat).

*sees anas09 with cane*

*takes cover under niger delta avengers boat*

seriously having u as a friend has been a blessing.

Anas09:
Dearest, I come for your head because it's precious and Christ needs it. Don't waste it on idiocy. (there's no God crap meat).

*sees anas09 with cane*

*takes cover under niger delta avengers boat*