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Bitto!!!

I need a gun, please.

Damn! This thread was no where near page 200 when I left, kilo shele gangan?


Princess should slow down with this Oyinbo biko, hian!

LadyGoddiva:
Exactly what I’d been sayIng!!!

Cc blackhawk01

Lol. Dude is the real Yoruba demon. You don't see yourself falling for them, you just know you've fallen.

Besides, she should carry her attraction biko, she's LA's bae, Mayorkun's bitch and she wan use my Lolu do icecream topping?

Chikita66:
Lolu is too smart for you, try bitto.

I stand with Chiiki Chikita!

A new guy?

She shuu sit her arse down and watch AfricaMagic.

I hate stupid people. This fake Shade Adu here is huge on stupidity.

If you like, sit your arse there and continue criticizing the efforts of others... Your pikin go bite your ear lass lass. Oponu!

Ngozidarlingxox hun, from your write-up, what you need to do is glaring. I don't understand what's stopping you from walking away from all of these. If it's your age and the fear of not getting another man that's holding you back, hunnie! You'll get another man, there are single men out there that will fit perfectly into your plans.

Yeah, people make compromises for relationships and marriages but the red flags here are too much to ignore. The thought of the man you plan on making a family with should excite you not get you all worked up like this. I would have suggested you guys talk things through and see if changes can be made because I'm a huge fan of communication but you don't even want him! Talking won't solve that. Talk to your parents, tell them how you feel and your decision about this, stand your ground. You're 28, they should know you can make decisions for yourself already. They sure know there's more to marriage than answering "Mrs"


And please, ignore that agbaya spewing thrash. He isn't young himself and he's still very much single. He's just pained about his status.

Papiikush:
Nah, I don't have a favorite yet. Unlike you, she is kindda "proud"

And who says I'm not proud too?

Same here, I keep switching favourites.

So the guys sleeping around before marriage are what?

sekxyqueen:
was I tribalistic with my comment

goodmoney according to Debbie

Yeah. Your first statement came off like he disrespected your culture because he asked a harmless question.

Lol. Goodmorning to you too.

Jupxter:
Infact each time i look that gif, i dey hail myself...

Well, i call it the error of 25, when ladies are 25, they feel trendy, cool, pretty, like sweet 16, i've come to realize when they miss the chances to get hooked to the right guy this age, they end up settling for worse or having regreats down the line. I've witnessed it in at least 10 occassions...Why does this happen?Have you observed it as well?


By the way, the op na narcissist, an egositic self-obsessed selfish, self centered tramp who thinks she's more than she is...Yeye dey smell...

You're irredeemably stupid. Quit throwing unnecessary shots and move the fvck on! Mstcheeeeew.


Op, you're going to live with this man, not your parents. How could you even say yes to someone you don't find attractive? Please, don't make the mistake of marrying a man out of pity or pressure. Let him go, he keeps coming around because you let him. Make your intentions known to him and firmly this time around.

sekxyqueen:
Oga,respect people's culture and tradition. if traditon demands they come back to do necessary things,then it should remain that way..
if you can't afford the flight ticket then shift

Y'all need to take chill pills and stop seeing every question to your tribe as an attack. Dude only needs to be enlightened. He initially created the thread at the family section, some guys, instead of answering his question, decided to go tribalistic. He brought it here, thinking he'd get better responses and y'all are doing the same thing. This isn't cool abeg.


Op, I'm Yoruba but I've experienced something similar. It's all about the family tradition.

What manner of fuckery is this? Is he mad?

Sheun001:
Long time dear
How you doing?

Oluwaseun! I'm very fine, thanks swtz. You?

dangotesmummy:
but why ARE you guys so insatiable like this?

ME that I LOVE them slim.that slim frame turns me on,you now want to use insecurity to spoil your body.

Instead of you to be taking care of your body and mind your diet.YOU add weight first you will know it's easier for YOU to find a virgin in a brothel than the wahala involved to get your figure back

Moreover apart from how distasteful you will appear physically,it will take its toll on your health.

Oshi rata marayo.you better love yourself just the way you are

Hahahaha

Thanks for sending me back to factory setting with your words. I don't hate myself, it's just weird. Like, I'm the only slim one in the whole house, even my younger cousins are more fleshy.

olasaad:
Egun Idi

Fear God.

Papiikush:
I have seen your nudes. I get am for phone sef

You wish

You're right though, I said the same thing when she came on stage on Sunday. Especially the stature. You on her team?

phemmyfour:
ASA dudu

Femi Merin

Papiikush:
The same breast too

Lol. Shey i don tell you say that thing na push up? Breast kee you dia!

Papiikush:
I can't hide this anymore. Blackhawk01 really looks like Ceece!

You do!

Hahahaha

Na only the same forehead we get.

Elparaiso:
You're an ectomorph. Just try to rest and sleep a lot. Reduce strenuous activities.

You just added a new word to my English vocabulary, thank you.

Aunty A: Ahnahn! Blackhawk, you're looking skinny oooo

Me : mmhn mmnh, I'm an ectomorph and I'm perfectly okay.

He got served, I cannor be paying tax on my shikini salary and odidi billionaire will be evading tax. Lailai!

zainmaxwell:
It was fine...so far

Bless God! Do enjoy the rest of your day. Catcha lerra.

DaddyKross:
Lol


I have nothing more to say

Lol. You wouldn't...

zainmaxwell:
yes o aw had ur day been so far

Not bad, thanks. Yours?

DaddyKross:
Maybe you know something i don't know then because it beats me how i could have lost what i am looking for.

That you're looking for it doesn't mean it was never there, you might just have been too blind to notice it...

You're not alone. People of nairaland, edakun, e epp wa.

alexialin:
Don't mind him, he's so naive.

He thinks life goes the way we plan?
Smhhh
Most times, it doesn't, Daddykross.

And uv cursed a good woman that may come your way when you are settled, then unfortunate and only cursed women will come your way then?
Assuming no love comes your way till then.

Only some people go use their hands and mouth cause problems, heart ache and misfortune for themselves. I pity daddykross. What a huge pity.

Naive? Nahhh... He's just a box of confusion.

zainmaxwell:
you said it well rola

Lol. I know I did, you don't go wrong with words of the heart.

DaddyKross:
Thankfully, i haven't lost it


Have i ?

Maybe, maybe not.

obonujoker:
What if I told ya this lady was once a staunch bible thumping deeper life

Hehehehe... I'm not surprised, na dem dey bad pass.