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RB007:

Fuvkboi!

*Knocks his head*

ikp120:
Are you the one on your dp?

Yeah?

This wan that my ex has been chatting me up lately, abi he wants to gimme a gift too?


Haaa! Wooz, ours won't be complicated like this, ion have anyone to answer to yet. Just be fast about it, sugar.

ikp120:
LWKMD

Aderola, do you have penìs? LMAO

Hahahaha


The situation at hand got me confused nii.

NwaAmaikpe:


Auuzhu billahi min ash Shaytanir Rajim

NwaAmaikpe!!


How're you? Longest time.

rawpadgin:
it is not


Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child but the rod of correction sha drive it far from him(her) proverb 22:15

You pipu wee nor kee me

All these fine fine boys wee just be wasting away... Warrizalldiz ehn!

Lala lala
Lalasticlala

QueenSekxy:
wish I can give you 1million likes for this,,they think because our mother's endured the whole bullshit that we will also ensure the bullcrap....and the annoying thing is that some of them tend to be more crazy ,,,it's so pathetic.

God bless you nii.

There's a woman in my church, married with 3 kids, all grown. She singlehandedly trained these children, no help from the figurehead husband. There was couples day in church two months ago and the man came out to shower praises on her, went as far as calling her his mother and comman see other members wowing and wishing for something like theirs. The man actually said "only a mother could put up (endure) all he's been doing to her. She's is responsible for everything in the house, their current house was built by her, not completed yet but they had to move in when there was an increase in house rent and DaddyYo no ready take responsibility. And guess what? She still calls him " Sir"...


Tell me which girl go put up with that, definitely not me.

Lordygram:
There are creams to prevent baldness, so the hair wont go bald...

And it's the woman's fault that you don't have enough money to get her a breast lift surgery to satisfy your selfish desires?

Lordygram:
Their marriages were true love because our mamas were not slay queens that are materialistic,, they were not iphones,, So they still stayed in marriage.. Unlike now when we have slayers.

Lol. Nope. You only believe their marriage was true because you don't have an idea of what they passed through, what they had to ENDURE. The materialistic ones are the bad eggs spoiling the image of other girls and I won't deny them being around us because it flaws my view. We have them, in large numbers sef.

Now back to the marriage and divorce rate. Any smart and responsible man shouldn't be caught with a slay queen in the first place if he's to be taken serious. So if for some reasons he decides to put up with her, it's nobody's fault except his. Like, you guys aren't forced to dash out this money or material things, if the thing between your legs won't let you think straight and see far beyond the mountain in front and puzeze and you unfortunately find yourself in a marriage with this kinda Lady... The fault is entirely yours, you are responsible for your decisions and choices. Which still brings us back to this generation being filled with irresponsible kidults because from the look of things, most of you decided to go for the slay queens.

Lordygram:
The guys in our generation are hardworking, innovative and genius.. And this is why we have iphones, computers, mind blowing technologies, skyscrappers, aeroplanes etc.

And being book savvy, computer guru, internet wizard abi prophet makes you a "responsible" man? Samurai, abeg limme.


Our generation is filled with Slay mamas and Pepper dem kings. Na all of us get fault.

Lordygram:
Then you dont know what true love really is... You cant use other relationships to determine true love... You know true love when you are deep into it...

If you can't use other relationships to determine true love, you don't have business comparing our marriages to our parents' marriages. Their marriage can't determine our marriage too. Lobatan!

Lordygram:
IF as a wife, you know that your husband loves your big boobs, then its your duty to maintain your boobs never to sag,, there are different ways to prevent a saggy boob.. Its all over the net.. Its just that some ladies dont properly take care of their body to please their men..

Your first sentence is one of the reasons why I earlier said this generation is filled with kidults. I hope this excuse is tenable when she cheats on him because the jet black hair she loves is going bald and grey.

Lordygram:
our forefathers were responsible, strong and hardworking, they go to the farmland and work all day,, they trek all day.. so they were not kiddults..

Exactly! My point exactly! I was referring to our generation not theirs.

Lordygram:
This ones have never experience true love, so they form jet li when it comes to men... Psquare sang. "na true love na go humble you, nor do gra gra(form feminist) and goodluck go dey sample you..

You well so?

Let the excess release of oxytocin be deceiving you. I know what true love is and I am very much aware of it being a far cry from what you call love these days. If what happens in today's marriages and relationships is your own definition of love, I'll keep a distance from it.

QueenSekxy:
same here,,I go with her opinion. .

Thank you Jawe, Queenie. This topic shouldn't be about blame pushing, the guys are as guilty as the ladies. The thing is men have been doing this for long and these guys feel because our mothers endured, we should endure too. No way! I'm not putting up with bullcrap just because I want to be a "Mrs".

Lordygram:
OUR forefathers were not married to slay queens..

And our Mamas didn't settle down with irresponsible kidults...

WendyJay already did justice to my thought. Ain't nobody cut out for BS all in the name of marriage these days.

Lordygram:
hmm i am happy for you, but i dont think i will ever get married, because that girl that will make me propose does not exist,, maybe in europe or america, i will find her but as at now, i dnt think she is in Nigeria and Africa..

Your madness is now on a regular

All these lepa boys that wee nor maintain una lane

HML to them sha, beautiful pikins fall on dem.

Notice :- I dey find my own Hausa bobo, Yoruba and Igbo men don tire me.

EzeEbira:
2006 I was in pry4 too
but people old for nairaland o.

Huh? You gass start calling me Senior Blackhawk


Lol. Baje, Seun sef na tarti five

IAMSASHY:
it seems d females ar worse, wen d first 2 or 3 females insults ur post, d rests wl automatically join, nt nice at al, even if we ar bad, we cn learn frm others

I think that's the new thing sha

Sisters' movement.

Dasherz:
see me reading like my life depended on the entrance exam into secondary school this life eh .

Crazy mehn, how time flies.

BluntBoy:
Chai, small girl and she once told me to shut up. As at 2006, I was in my second year in the university.

That's one of the reasons why I hardly take insults to heart except I'm just in the mood to play around. Most people that hurl insults at every opportunity won't dare given the chance to try it off nairaland. Just like i wouldn't tell you in person to "shut up" if you are what you claim, it's just faceless rum (in Jakande's voice). Everything, anything izz allowed.

Happy Sunday.

Money and power

Jude!!

Nothing stops you from dating a guy. Life izz veli simpu

Lordygram:
hahahahahaha but maky own don fall sha..

Idiot, na you fall am?

Lordygram:
lol the investigator said yours is huger and loaded than that of maky..

The investigator yaff failed.

Maky na cowbell nii

Lordygram:
Enjoy faceless kor,, enjoy basicless ni.... lol whats there to be faceless when you are confident of yourself... maybe the guy was shocked because of the big front he saw, he heard u gat impressive boobs..

Sharrap!

Big kinni?

Ever seen a cherry?

Lordygram:
Lol but some ladies and inferiority complex are like 5 and 6.. when i meet fellow nairalanders offline, i have never hidden my identity, i flow with them freely and we become close pals, the guys and the beautiful ladies are very open but the not so fine ladies are like. "i am just a guest"

Hahahaha

Kipchut! Some just enjoy being faceless.

I met with a nairalander tho, dude was shocked when I mentioned my moniker.