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LOL. Same here, found out it's actually an emoji for High5 some weeks back but I still use it as my praying emoji.

sunshineR:
Iamkashybaby dislikes me

You no well ooo, sunshineR kwa?


Hope it isn't what I'm thinking?

"Ma fe do e pa la leleyi"

Death ends everything

Oyindidi:
The more you cook, you get better. Why did you find it difficult? Before now, I cook everyday he doesn't eat refrigerated food. I find a way to convince him this year after 9 years

9years of cooking everyday?

Ion envy you. I'll put in more effort sha

You need plenty sugar in your life . Kidding

If what you've written up there is true, then you need to accept yourself. Fine, you know what your problems are already but running away from them by committing suicide is soooo cheap. You want your gf to provide solutions or help fight your problems when you're running away from the real battle yourself. You're blaming your gf for the loneliness in your relationship when you've been lonely all your life, the fact is you wouldn't even recognize or understand if she's trying her best because loneliness has eaten deep into you.

Like I said earlier, you know whom you're already. You either embrace it or change it and from your post, it's obvious you badly want it changed. And only you can do that. You hate your own company because if you don't, you wouldn't be feeling lonely, you'll rather enjoy and savor your own time and space. I mean, be your own happiness. Find someone to talk to, not a gf this time around. Just anybody, could be a pen friend or something. Just last night, I found out have made a best friend out of an online friend. How we got to that stage, we both don't know but believe me, we share eachother's darkest secrets and we're yet to see sef. . In short, just open up to someone. Putting everything in could be dangerous at times sef.

I wouldn't tell you to do away with porn, social media, club and all but don't build your existence around them.

Don't goan die oooo. If you still wish to die after everything others have said, just come lemme use you for rituals. You cannor go to waste like that. No no no

Oyindidi:
Please learn, this girl in question don't even go to market. The mother does everything cooking at home. Now the mom is trying to hide her shame by sending her to a good catering school

I know how to, just don't like cooking.

Beht Maami, ion like cooking.

EmperorLee:
*PicksRace

Hahahaha

With your long legs abi?

thepussyhunter:
wanna make a bet

i trust my under cover "agent sarafa"

Hahahaha

Agent Sarafa doesn't even trust herself.

sunshineG:
Jesus

Christ of Nazareth!

EmperorLee:

We're coming for you...

thepussyhunter:
lmao

na you con dey help bae play hard to get abi

dont worry i've got some people working with "agent safara" and their investigating underground

they'll soon discover his moniker and pass the word to me

meanwhile enjoy this little time wey you dey use e moniker take do me sheyge

Berra don't worry your head, you'll never get his moniker.

EmperorLee:
Try
Literature Section (Dem no dey fine sha but dem serious)
Diary Section (You'd get to know lil infos about em through their diary)
Business Section (Na der dem Cougars dey, dem go pay you )
Tv/Movies (Romantic ones dey there)
Sports (Especially those ones wey like football, most especially Arsenal lover)

But this Romance section, my brother, flee.

Wah do you mean?

jashar:
Brotherly, you sef reason am na..... What has a man got to offer a woman in marriage?



Jesus loves you BTW.

Preach girl, preach!

thepussyhunter:
lmao

we no blame you o..............na lalas247 we blame

what thread is that?
share the link fast fast

and ermmm did he make a comment?

Hahahaha

Shareholder nii

Lol. I don't know.

thepussyhunter:
hahahhaah

so while you need a forever with bae, the rest of us are just needed for the sex abi

so bae is different the rest of us

and why do i have a feeling you say bae viewing and thats why you wrote that

make i go check those viewing first then i'll do the maths myself and single him out

Oh! Yeah. I do need a forever with my man.

Wetin concern me with all of una?

LOL, I didn't. Haven't seen him online today sha.

He saw the other thread.

Nma27:
Are u female?

Yeskeh, Aderola15.

thepussyhunter:
hahahha

you almost made me feel inconsequential and near useless to the female gender for minute there........

Na wah o

so as e be so na only our deek y'all need

we've turned to goods with just one use abi?


Issoraite.........

Shey you say bae is on nl abi........lemme goan show him dis mgs

Hahahaha

Baeby, I was kidding oooo, don't mind Richie.

You know I need a forever with you, right? Yeah, you do.

Nma27:
So what's ur point

I only need a man's deek, probably sef.

thepussyhunter:
hahahahahah

aderola the royal diva

you gat this shiii all planned out o..............thats booty call just weak me

okay how about
companionship for life
protection
love
emotional security
financial support
even spiritual support that he'd give...........

Companionship keh? I enjoy my space so much, don't want anyone intruding in the name of "companionship".

Protection? You say wah! As God wey hin be na

Love? You gotta be kidding me. If I get more love than I'm giving myself and love from family, izz gonna purge me. Mbanu! I no want

Emotional security? My emotions are in check, thanks to me.

Financial support? I pick my bills

Spiritual support? When did men become holy spirit or bible?

We own this shii, don't try us oooo.

Preserve your glory bawo

thepussyhunter:
you can give ur self a family
or a new name, etc

c'mon i know you dont mean that sha

it means he'd be a sex t.oy and nat a husband since its cos of his male organ then............

I don't need the new name. As a matter of fact, I'm not dropping my surname for any man, we could make it a compound name if he likes but drop my father's name? No way!

Family? Have got enough of that already. And if you're talking about kids, There's ART, adoption etc...

intimacy gadget sounds horrible, make that a booty call.

66

thepussyhunter:







men and their preek don suffer

That's the only thing I can't give to myself. Every other thing, I own my shii...

Nothing really, cept for the preek.

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] ......The moniker user ure trying to reach is no longer available

Pls try again later [/color]

Hahahaha

IamKashybaeby

Try me again and watch me call her out

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] Which friend? i rebuke the spirit of lies from your mouth, you want to destroy my home abi? [/color]

Hahahaha

Now, you're denying it. You want me to send screenshots to Kashy?

They are two sef

Mstcheeeeew

You go chop cereal and noodles tire.

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] am i invited? i know how to dance ooooo [/color]

Hahahaha

A dancing Jude?

Of course, you'll even get to meet that friend of mine you've been eyeing.

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] Hahaha Nothing does you [/color]

You know how we roll na.

Gat one coming up this weekend sef. Starts tonight with spinster's night but I no get time for that one, get work to do. But Saturday, parry all the way...

Proudly no5

EmperorLee:
Lmao. Oya na.

Tygah is off to bed jaare. Safe

Nanyt, sule.