₦airaland Forum

Cladez:
Tomorrow you would still come here to shout broke guys this,broke guys that.

Abeg make i go sleep,nairaland girls matter tire me.

I actually agree with your suggestion of you going to bed, you're starting to spew gibberish... Odaaro

ShowRia:
Ryt, done.
Tnx

Uwlc. Nice weave, I like it.

comradespade:
More like "i hate you"

Why?

Lol. You should know me better than that, I'm not capable of hating on anyone. Yeah, I was mad at you but not anymore.

ShowRia:
Smile.... its a mistake
I meant to type weak.

Oya change it

Salary kinni? O ti ooo

Eh! Chineke! I need bf that'll be giving me salary too oooo, double salary no go bad biko .
Makydebbie and Pocohantas, how you see am na?

comradespade:
Hi

I like you.

Lol. I don't even know, I mostly just come out straight. I like you. Shikena.

Mbanu! The chemistry was month nii

AyoSammyTunDe:
March 15

Twinne

Dunno why but I've got this thing for men in uniform. Lol

HML in advance though.

rebirthforgoody:
Op please if you are not the one please help me tell her that she should keep deceiving herself.secondly all this naira land girls that will say is not right for a girlfriend to do some domestic work for her boyfriend nne there is nothing wrong with it >

There's no biggie in getting few chores done when I go visiting, heck! I'll happily do the cooking as a visitor sef but all of these mustn't, cannot be out of compulsion from him. I'm a girlfriend not wife or house help.

Besides, what sorta grownup leaves his/her laundry to another?

ellahzy:
that man on purple was trying to copy Ebuka's style.

The tailor failed him.

StarBukola:
Asshole.
Don't ask me why

For making me spill out my drink, I'll ask. So, why?

SpareNo1:
I was already in SS class then o. Lol. I know, it wasn't love, it was just some Bullshyt kids do. Chai! It's crazy

Hehehehe... So senior class gives you right to have gf abi? Kwantinu

Love itself is crazy.

zainmaxwell:
most people never understand that the God u and I do see is d people around you

Really?

Isn't this a beautiful twist to everything?

SpareNo1:
Well, I guess it was so cuz of the age. I was 13/14 then. You know as a kid, we expected that fairytale love we saw in movies. We thought falling in love was everything. So much emotion was invested and all that Bullshyt. I'm sure you dig what I'm on about.

Unfortunately, that was the birth of a demon

Hahahaha . I'm laughing hard here. What were you doing falling in love at that age? I'm sure you knew next to nothing about love then, especially the girl because I'm guessing she was younger than you. Say 12/13? Hahahaha

I had mine at 18, and I was still mumu enough to think it would be perfect. Even if I don't cry again, I don cry enough for that relationship. Lol

Choiiii! Yoruba demon!

zainmaxwell:
u see that's is do to others what you want others to do to you

Exactly. More of humanism...

zainmaxwell:
just believe in d the two commandments of Jesus love the lord your God and love your neighbor as yourself

I don't have to do the commandment thing. I do what is right, what I'd want anyone to do to me also.

Chimooooooo! Smellymouth Baeby, comman see something.

zainmaxwell:
Lola are u a xtian or Muslim please I mean no harm

Rola. Honestly, I don't know what I believe anymore. LOL

zainmaxwell:
ma'am but we all believe in one God na

Definitely not the person I quoted. Besides, this religion thing is tiring.

SpareNo1:
Lol. That's the closest word. It really was a disaster

Lol. Mehnnnn! Must have been really disastrous. How old were you?


I'll call mine an illusion

BunbleBee:
Complicated Answers !!!!

We live in a world where 2 + 2 = 5, Just as 1 + 1 +1 = 1

If you are confused �, read this:

Who is god?
Jesus

Is Jesus the son of Mary?
Yes

Who created Mary?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is the begotten son.
Yes

Who is his father?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus is a servant of God?
Yes

Who is God?
Jesus.

Jesus died on the cross?
Yes

Who resurrected him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus

Jesus is a messenger?
Yes

Who sent him?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did Jesus worship while on earth? Yes

Whom did he worship?
God.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Did God have a beginning?
No....

Then who was born on 25 DEC?Jesus.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Where's God?
In heaven

How many are there in heaven?Only one God.

Where's Jesus?
He is sitted on the right hand of his father.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Then how many are they in heaven?
Only one God

Then how many seats?
One

Where's Jesus?
Seated next to God.

Then how are they seated?
On one chair

Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.

Who is God?
Jesus.

Hmm! what a confusion. So beautiful to be a Muslim, Allah (SWT) have mercy on us all and grant us His straight path for us not to go astray.

إهدنا الصراط المستقيم

Don't even start the stupid comparison bullshii, Missy.

SpareNo1:
Disaster

Hahahaha

Bad mouth

KushyKush:
mcthwwwwwwewweeweeewwwww

You wee just go skinny with that your big head.

A and B. I swing both ways.

KushyKush:
If you read your Bible without diluted interpretations most of these pastors give, you'll understand better.

Alright Sir. I'll let you know when I start reading the Bible. LOL!

SIINXU:
LOL

Now, this is funny.

KushyKush:
You can even question his existence. Duh!

Christianity is not a religion of fear and bondage. Not like our "spiritual leaders" paints it.

Before I was made to know God can't be questioned, I asked few questions that I'm yet to get answers to. What's the assurance I'll be getting answers to these ones if I ask? Lol. I'll rather not ask.

Realitycheck007:
Smiles Go and ask. he wouldnt eat u,but becareful he may end up just confusing u all tru the way.. i had a chat with A pastor yesternight, He said alot oh and ended up bringing me to level 0 again, after i ask him a simple question, IF GOD GAVE US THE OPTION of choosing good from evil, Why then punish us for choosing the one that doesnt please him, wereas he is the one that gave us the option

Lol. More reason I don't bother bringing them up. Their lot just end up confusing me, I'll ask God personally if I get to heaven ( If there's one).

KushyKush:
Where in the Bible was it written that you can't question God?

If something confuses you, simply go to God for an answer. Ask questions for clarification.

You obviously don't know the questions I have in mind. Lol.