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Lalas247:
Savage no chills in 2018

Maami, we dropped em chills in 2017.

See you looking sweet like the new year.

Martin0:
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You welcome!
No worry I don't ve a problem with people expressing their self,except u wanna be acting Audacious jus like them!

Owkies.

pocohantas:
You dey mind that one? Im own double standard suppose get trophy stand for Old Trafford.

Which Old Trafford?

Please, let him carry his confused sorry self to Emirates biko... Hahahaha

Hahahaha

This thread is lit

pocohantas:
Imagine, as January dey tight reach...she get mind give out December Salary? Chai!!! Which fanatic pass that one?

Make we thank God OP hasn't been initiated by menist in this section. She for go bring the money back or he'll divorce her

Hahahaha

She no go even try am if them don initiate am because na him go dey handle her bank account and expenses...

Martin0:
Come oo!

E get anybody wey don tell u here say u fine?

Coz if no one has told that or if dem don tell u! Abeg make I join talk oo!

U are bwurifu!
Abeg nor use bleeching cream ooo!

Jus remain like this till I get 30billion

Hahahaha . Trust me, I no get money for bleaching cream except I go take outta your 30billion to buy sha.

Thanks for the compliment and get ready to be tagged an asslicker...

dontbothermuch:
So correct

I used to have his warped mentality until I found myself in a similar situation and I did snap pictures with them. It wasn't for showoffs, I'm yet to upload any of the pictures sef but the genuine happiness on those kids faces is something I want to hold on to, a constant reminder to do more and to tell others about it.

Tajbol4splend:
You are only telling us to do it

You've always done it, it ain't biggie anymore. Suit yourselves.

Blizzybliss, you've written well. Sit back and watch them turn this thread to ashawo and gold digger's thread now.

pocohantas:
She is catholic, so? And how does being a fanatic come in here, I am not the one that gave a Rev my whole Dec salary without my husband's consent or awareness.

Some of you throw words around, here.

Hahahaha



Welcome to nairaland

Get a haircut like Speed Darlington? Lol

Alainise Omo. Hahahaha

Listen to you mum, love is never enough.

BenShammer:
I know daddy Aderola

Lol. And what do you know about daddy Aderola?

Goodmorning, Ben.

A good and crazy ex

Pat081:
Op u try oooo so u tk ur time taking pictures 4us to know dat ur child want to help , why can we follow wot d Bible says ? Wen u want to help dnt let ur left hand knw is nt a new tin sef so Pastors re doing it 4d world to knw

The pictures aren't always for showoffs, some snap and post in order to encourage others.

BenShammer:
Hahaha. Aderola, the shi't you people get up to on NL. There's like this whole other life going on and all I do is comment and bounce.
So you're in hiding or what? What'd you do

Owkies... So, you know my name, what other thing do you know?

BenShammer:
Lol. The position of godmother has already been taken. Mother's wide open. What d'you say you give me 6 healthy babes, 3 boys 3 girls?
Hope I'm safe from your friend sha

6 what?

What for? Make that 3 and I'll reconsider your offer.

Are you?

BenShammer:
Good lord, my precious angels will never be deeked! After artificial insemination to give me grandkids its straight to a monastery run by eunuchs.
Who is this friend you speak of?

You can't make such horrible decisions for those cute little ones. In fact, I'm their official godmother. There's no way we're buying into your evil plans.

A dear friend

BenShammer:
Which friend?
The more spoilt girls there are, the more chances of my little sisters and daughters mingling with spoilt girls and becoming spoilt.
Say no to deek

Smh! Gbeborun like you. A friend, my friend.

Hahahaha . But, the deek is good

Don't worry, your daughters won't get deeked until they're ready.

BenShammer:
Hehehe. You still wan spoil more. Where's that mama d mama meme?
Shuu, so who created the acct you're using?

Izzit your spoil?

A friend

BenShammer:
Yeah, you're cute but you look a little scrawny. Are you not eating properly?
Asin you don spoil patapata abi?

Lol. Elenu gboro

Rara, I never start to dey spoil sef.

I didn't create them.

DeadRat:
If i Talk Now They Will Say I Have Talk.

Spew whatever gibberish you want to but do well to leave Maky and I out of it. Thanks.

DeadRat, please awaken your dead brain this year.

BenShammer:
Chai, you're really corrupt oh, with that your small head. You look so innocent.
What happened to 2?

Hehehehe... Nice shade oooo, do head like Badagry coconut dia

Lol. Innocent Idibia nii

Never seen 2, don't think there's.

BenShammer:
Jesu! Aye e ti @#%&%
How many Blackhawks are there anyway?

Lol. Yeah, a better one that as well won't deprive me of my happiness.

Can't really say but I use two. 01 and 03.

I'll get a better deek biko, I cannor comman goan die...

pocohantas:
My wedding video

Poco poco

Ya fine but your brows...

favourmic:
If u know u have not taken ur bath this year, gather here for deliverance

Hahahaha

BenShammer:
Lol. I've never actually read any of those IQ drainers, I write and read a lot so I've come across many books.
The thing is already in their heads. Telling them won't change anything because they're convinced they look like swamp monsters without the weave-ons.
I think some girls leave their weaves for months when the hair is expensive (and they have to rock their money's worth) or they're too broke to fix another one.
So you look like a teenager ehn. You might kneel down to greet me if we ever run into each other

Oh, he's a writer. Cool.

Hahahaha . The hair being expensive is a silly excuse abeg. You can loosen it, wash, dry the weave and get to fix another style with it. You can even wash and hand dry it without loosening it sef( human hair though). I think it's more of a personal hygiene thing because if you ain't patronizing the expensive salons, fixing is cheap, 1k or thereabout should get it done.

Kneel fire! You know petite people and cockiness are inseparable.