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Jokes EtcRe: Some Funny Street Names In Your Locality by BlackHuman(m): 4:24pm On Nov 30, 2013
Abule Ekun-lion's Village

Enilolobo-it's the person who goes that comes back.

Captain Godo-(i have no idea who dis person is)
PoliticsRe: PDP Rescues "Go And Die" Widow by BlackHuman(m): 10:23am On Nov 30, 2013
The job of the Governor is not to pat the backs of widows who break the law, the job of a governor is to provide basic infrastructure to the people, and make the state more comfortable to live in, and oshiomole is doing dat. So Oshiomole & APC gets my vote...no matter PDP's propaganda.
PoliticsRe: Go And Die - Oshiomole Tells A Widow! by BlackHuman(m): 7:51pm On Nov 28, 2013
We've probably said worse things than that to even our loved ones....when a man is angry, he can say anything.. The Governor was angry, he couldn't take it anymore.
PoliticsRe: Go And Die - Oshiomole Tells A Widow! by BlackHuman(m): 7:18pm On Nov 28, 2013
Who's the PDP employee dat opened dis false thread?
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by BlackHuman(m): 5:40pm On Nov 28, 2013
So wat next now?- i did post-UTME, I was given admission (tank jah 4 dat)....i paid Acceptance fee some months ago....hav dey started registration or collecting tuition fees?...because dis ASUU strike and my Job has really not made it easy man to follow up as expected.
CelebritiesRe: OJB Jezreel's Wife Donated Her Kidney To Him by BlackHuman(m): 6:19am On Nov 28, 2013
*singing in Bruno Mars's voice*...."i'll catch a grenade for ya, throw ma head on a blade for ya"...
EducationRe: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by BlackHuman(m): 8:00pm On Nov 27, 2013
[quote author=sambas]For most of us Nigerians living in the country including foreigners who are vexed in Nigeria’s political culture, that joke about our President telling the Secretary to the Government of the Federation to set up a committee with a charge to look into the issue of too many existing committees in the country, is merely stating the obvious. That is Nigeria for you. Our ways are quite unique to us.
For instance, it is common-place to see our motorists freely making N20 donations to policemen at every checkpoint. Or, don’t you enjoy it when you’re asked at the police station to settle counter after trekking there to report a robbery incident that happened in your house the previous night where you lost all your valuables?
If you’re already wondering how all these connect to the title of this article, it doesn’t. They’re just meant to get you to begin to reason along with me as a fellow Nigerian, because I am very sure at the end of your reading, you’ll definitely join me in begging ASUU not to embark in some supplementary strike after this long tiring one, as Nigerians have the penchant for abusing laid down patterns.
By way of definition, a supplement will make more sense to you if you can take your mind back to the last time you ate out in a local joint. That extra plate half the price of the original meal you ask for, probably because the food taste so good or you just needed to fill your stomach, is an example of a supplement.
Today, it is clearly obvious that Nigerians have developed an unusual likeness for supplements. Every day, you either here of a supplementary this or supplementary that. If it is not the presidency sending another budget to supplement the one it had earlier sent to the National Assembly, it will be our universities giving supplementary admission to some few special candidates after it has announced closure of all admission.
Recently however, the issue of supplement was taken over the board when INEC, in line with our culture of adding extras, declared its final decision to conduct a supplementary election in Anambra state to add to the number of results they have already collated despite the complaints made by the governorship candidates of PDP, the APC, Labour party, public analysts, as well as a cross section of Anambra women who protested to the state headquarters of INEC that the Nov. 16 governorship elections in the state be cancelled for failing to meet set standards.
Even though you consider the Anambra electoral imbroglio as none of your business since you are not an Anambrarian or not interested in Nigerian political discuss, you certainly must be worried about the four months old ASUU strike which despite the several meetings the federal government has had with the leadership of the Union and the show of commitment by President Goodluck Jonathan to see that students and lecturers return to classes, it appears from an insider source, the Union is poised at embarking on further supplementary strikes.
Making this disclosure is no other person than the faction leader of ASUU, UNILAG branch, Dr. Adeyemi Daramola, who alleged that ASUU leadership has perfected plans to end the on-going strike by mid-January 2013. As such, even if the Federal Government meet all the demands of ASUU today, the Union will still pass a resolution to embark on some weeks of supplementary strike till January just like INEC will be conducting supplementary elections soon in Anambra state.
If this is true, then we mustn’t blame ASUU leadership who is merely following Nigeria’s culture of supplementing everything, nor should we brand the acts of the authorities of EBSU, ESUT, AAUA, UNILAG, LASU and UNIJOS who are only but mimicking the rebellious attitude of the new PDP and the G-7 Governors who have announced their defection to the APC.
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PoliticsRe: 49 House Members Decamp To APC by BlackHuman(m): 11:29am On Nov 27, 2013
I thank Jah for making me witness these historic events.....
PhonesRe: What Phone Are You Currently Using? by BlackHuman(m): 9:53am On Nov 27, 2013
Mine is HTC mytouch pro 3gslide....large touch screen, clear camera,android os e.t.c...it gets the job done.
PoliticsRe: G7 Governors Joins APC by BlackHuman(m): 1:55pm On Nov 26, 2013
BarryX: God knows this is the ONLY reason that will make me vote Jonathan come 2015

My vote my right
God also knows you're not the only voter in the country.....my vote,my right
PoliticsRe: G7 Governors Joins APC by BlackHuman(m): 1:34pm On Nov 26, 2013
You all can say whatever u want to console yourselves. The fact is; this makes APC a stronger party....there's strenght in numbers and APC is truly now a national party....u ibos had better come on onboard quick. And dump dat APGA idea....because that APGA kite is never gonna fly.
EducationRe: FG Condemns ASUU's Fresh Demands by BlackHuman(m): 10:10am On Nov 26, 2013
That's y I like private employers, just imagine; person no come work and him wan collecct money!

angry
EducationRe: FG Condemns ASUU's Fresh Demands by BlackHuman(m): 10:09am On Nov 26, 2013
That's y I like private employers, just imagine; person no come work and him wan collecct money!
PoliticsRe: Christopher Kolade Resigns As SURE-P Chairman! by BlackHuman(m): 9:43am On Nov 25, 2013
SURE-P nor Sure
PoliticsRe: Christopher Kolade Resigns As SURE-P Chairman! by BlackHuman(m): 9:40am On Nov 25, 2013
SURE-P IS A SCAM
RomanceRe: I Think Life Is Unfair To Women & Guys Need To Be Realistic! by BlackHuman(m): 4:17pm On Nov 19, 2013
The Op just destroyed my morale for love and romance with this honest & brutal article. infact,i'm calling my girlfriend now. The relationship is off!......tanx to u Op, cheers!
RomanceRe: I Think Life Is Unfair To Women & Guys Need To Be Realistic! by BlackHuman(m): 4:12pm On Nov 19, 2013
The Op just spoilt my mood for love & romance with this honest & brutal talk. infact, i'm calling my GF now, the relationship is off!.... tanx to u Op, Cheers!
RomanceRe: I Think Life Is Unfair To Women & Guys Need To Be Realistic! by BlackHuman(m): 3:27pm On Nov 19, 2013
I understand point the Op is trying to make (wat he's basically saying is Hot girls date Hot guyz). and he's right to an extent....but if the Op has studied this life well, the Op would have found out that LIFE ISN'T a Mathematical formula, LIFE IS NOT ALWAYS THAT STRAIGHT FORWARD.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ever Re-read Your Posts And Felt Embarassed? by BlackHuman(m): 9:25pm On Nov 17, 2013
Yeah, when I first joined nairaland. Stuff like dat used to happen. But not anymore, because now I don't give a fork.
Music/RadioRe: Father 'U' Turn Is Dead by BlackHuman(m): 9:04pm On Nov 17, 2013
Very sad news...i'm gonna download one of his songs tonight.
CelebritiesRe: BBA Prezzo Flaunts New Girlfriend(photos) by BlackHuman(m): 2:56pm On Nov 17, 2013
Goldie is watching.
FamilyRe: Children Calling Their Father By His Name by BlackHuman(m): 4:56pm On Nov 15, 2013
All those critising the kids are just hypocritic, "eye service" specialits. Calling ur old man by his name doesn't make him any less of a dad. If u respect someone you respect him from your heart and it shows in your actions not by titles...haven't we all heard phrases like;"dady is stupid", "mom you are a fool",e.t.c. Recently, my mom tried to bring a new idea, saying my junior brodas should adress me as "broda blackhuman". I rejected it....i believe tru respect is earned.
FoodRe: Why Do Travellers Buy Bread When Visiting? by BlackHuman(m): 5:05pm On Nov 11, 2013
bread is cheap and it's big. it'll cover the whole of the family members. so it's cheaper if u look at the "utility per naira"...
CelebritiesRe: Usman Dantata & Rukky Indimi's Wedding (Pictures) by BlackHuman(m): 8:51am On Nov 11, 2013
zube01: wen Hausa people start to do white wedding?
lolz....end time tinz
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Man Publicly Beaten In India - Video by BlackHuman(m): 6:36pm On Nov 07, 2013
Wetin concern me?- everyman 4 himself. i've got my own personal problems to worry about. Afterall, the innocent ALUU 4 where killed in their own country and notin happened.
BusinessRe: Foreign Languages That May Help You In Business by BlackHuman(m): 9:05pm On Nov 03, 2013
"Foreign" languages that can help you in business HERE IN NIGERIA
-Yoruba
-Hausa
-Igbo (WAZOBIA)
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Celebrates Birthday With Inmates At Ikoyi Prison by BlackHuman(m): 3:14am On Nov 01, 2013
Red_Card: I don't think Iyanya falsified his age. Well, even if he falsified it, 27 is ok and manageable. You should be talking about Mike Ezuruonye who is claiming to be 31 when he should be 39 or even 40
i don't tink M.ezuruonye falsified his own age.
PoliticsRe: Obi, Obiano Pelted With Sachet-Water By Onitsha Traders During Market Campaign by BlackHuman(m): 8:44am On Oct 29, 2013
emmanuel4fire: Hmmm. The Igbos. Hmmm. Even if Gov. Obi is a bad man please vote him. As for APC is a no go area in the South South. The South East should decide their fate now or ever remain a slave in the hands of those waiting to sell them on the cover of born to rule tribes. It's high time the Igbos be wise.
It's better if my son who is a thief inherit my property, than my son who is an angel in devils covering sell me and my descendant to the people of born to rule mentality. Igbos please be wise.
If you didn't learn from the Biafra war and from the recent bombings then the Igbos will never learn again. Igbos please be wise.
sharrap and go and sit down. you are talking obsolete crap.
LiteratureRe: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by BlackHuman(m): 6:30pm On Oct 20, 2013
Who can forget literature books like KOKU BABONI?
LiteratureRe: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by BlackHuman(m): 6:29pm On Oct 20, 2013
Who can forget literature books like KOKU BABONI
Music/RadioRe: Olamide Wears 'Roman Attire' In Album Cover by BlackHuman(m): 2:33pm On Oct 19, 2013
Illuminati thingz

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