₦airaland Forum

SlavaUkraini:
😂😂😂😂

Lock your steering ?

Deflate your tires ?

Armed Robbers that is coming with battery and extra fuel means business.

What if they come with a towing van and Rewire to dismantle your tracker ?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

May Nigeria not happen to you and your loved ones.

you are not the thieves.... they should not outsmart you if you know your vehicle is very important to you.
THATS THE POINT.



NO matter how they do it...... guess what, they'll prefer what they can take faster than what will waste their time and reduce the worth of the car by how many things they have to spoil before they get it.

IT IS VICTIM MENTALLY TO ACTUALLY ADMIT AND ACCEPT THEY ARE SMARTER AND WISER THAN YOU, YOU CAN OUTSMART THEM AND THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH THEIR MISSION, I SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE..... They are human beings, nigerians, not jinns or genies or elves.

SPAMBOX7:
All the Yahoo boys that got arrested in my area some Efcc even post their pics online and on nairaland fp I do see some.
They do send them to jail. But in less than a month you will see them out again. And they will change location and continue living their lives like nothing happened.

Is it that they bribe their ways out or what? And if that's the case then does it mean even if you commit crime in this country as long as you can bribe your way out you will be exonerated?
I just dey wonder

WRONG QUESTIONS WILL LEAD YOU NO WHERE

your username shows you know how to SPAM.... and that is also a part of the YAHOO format too. So are you asking for research or for update on how to stay safe.


Nigeria was created by corruption and that is why when the corrupt arrest another corrupt person, some EXCHANGES happen and a secured release occurs.

So stop WONDERING and WANDERING...... mind your business... keep your nose clean... hide your head and stay LOW KEY till you are out of this COUNTRY for good.

Sharpsharp00123:
Good evening everyone,hope you're good? Just reminiscing about some of the personal experiences I had about spirituality that humbled me,even though they are things that me myself would never believe if I am being told but I was badly humbled that I had to swallow them but since this is a faceless forum I have to spill it out irrespective of if people believe it or not.

Prior to when I gained admission to higher institution I argued with my father a lot n I never believed those stories about ghost n spirituality but I had 3 arrowing experiences that humbled me.

The first one, you know when in school there is what we call student area and town ( indigene area), the normal believe is that when exam is approaching it doesn't make sense to stay in student area to avoid many distractions and to focus well with reading, so me and my guy decided to move to town where our friend was staying for full concentration, we agreed to be there for 3 weeks which covers the duration of the exam.

On the 3rd day, as I was reading I lift my head up to stretch my neck and what I saw was a man wearing pure white sitting on a chair and his leg was not touching d ground, I observe like twice and I shouted ghost,ghost,ghost and ran out.

All occupants of the house ran out and were surprised cos they couldn't believe me but I knew what I saw, the tension died down and we went inside,on getting inside our guy had to sit us down and explain to us that his father died few weeks at home and everyone has been complaining of seeing ghost in their house, despite the fact I didn't know anything about his father's death my guy was surprised he had to call his mother to narrate the experience to her,to cut d long story short I had to call my girlfriend and arrange with her to come and pick me there the following day.

The second one was when I was coming from night class,cultism and robbery wasn't really pronounced in our school so you can move around easily during exam time even at midnight cos you will also meet students coming from night class.

On this faithful day I was coming around 3am an I notice a guy wearing white was trying to enter an hostel, at first I didnt pay attention to it cos I thought he was calling on people inside the hostel to open the gate for him,he was moving from one corner of the gate to another, when I got close I realized the guys leg wasn't touching the ground, as if that was not enough I expect the guy to be calling names of people in the hostel but to my greatest surprise this guy wasn't calling anyone but moving from one side of the gate to another with his legs not touching the ground and he wasn't even talking but murmuring,I nearly craze I ran so fast that I lost my bag, phone, shoes and co. I couldn't tell my roommate when I got to the hostel cos he won't believe cos even me will never believe it, I just had to lie to him that some guys tried to rob me.

The third one was when I was writing my final year exam, I didn't even know that my mom was sick to the extent of being admitted in the hospital, people at home all kept it from me so it won't affect my exam. One faithful day I was just sleeping in the afternoon after one tough paper and that was how I felt the presence of my mom on the bed I was sleeping, she was just advicing me that day n when I woke up it wasn't just like a dream but was just as if I was half woke n half asleep.

I called everyone at home immediately but no one picked d call, I traveled home only to discover that the doctor had already declared mom dead the moment I was dreaming about her, my sister told me it was miracle that brought her back to life.....Omo I can't even narrate d dream and I can't even explain why I came home, they were just looking at themselves with the face of "who called him"..my father stylishly asked me why I came home n I just told him one lie cos I can't explain what happened...I just went to school d following day

Please feel free to share what made you believe in spirituality

Cc
Fergie001
Mynd44
Seun
Nflpmod
Justwise
Odumchi
Bigfrancis21

NB... I didn't share all this with anyone cos I know my self fully well that if you tell me all these things I won't believe so I don't share it with people because I myself know they won't believe too

sadly this platform is WORSE than where/who you hid it all from

NO ONE HERE WILL BELIEVE YOU

Even if you did a selfie with the ghosts or jinns or ghouls or any other thoughtform or paranormal astral entity.


YOU STILL NEED TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELF, GO AND GET CLOSER TO YOUR GOD TILL THE DAY HE WILL GRANT YOU AUDIENCE TO SHARE YOUR STORIES

Healthguard:
House please what is BTC?

google, youtube can help you


kindly go there, to learn without interference



good luck

locking your steering, placing tracker, setting alarm, deflating tires and many more will always work

uchman:
About China importation, which item do you think will be fast selling once imported that there won’t be much stories involved because I live in China and I have more than 12 different items already imported and they are all in Nigeria with daily stories why they have not been sold

I am currently in NIGERIA, I have never had such issues.

Sometimes it is wise, to handle your business yourself than trust people who don't really have your good in their heart.

I only deal in gadget inventions because they sell themselves due to their relevance and ease of life they offer.

Deepspirituals:
With 4M , What Business can be done ?

I humbly request you mention business you have Personally do yourself or doing and it's working, you making Profit out of it as well

Not an imaginary or Unreal / Abracadabra Assumption .

Irrespective of the nature , once it's legal , Please and Please Share .

These are businesses I have practical knowledge about and you can do them too, you may need to use YOUTUBE to learn and understand some because i am not selling a course or teaching anyone here on this platform

IMPORTATION FROM CHINA,

MOBILE CHARGING STATION/STORE that uses solar panel will bring you BLOOD MONEY BECAUSE IT MARKETS ITSELF.

ONLINE VTU website, where people come to buy data cheap from you WILL ALSO GIVE YOU GOOD MONEY but it is based on marketing.

If you can learn how to do CAMPUS STUDENT PROJECTS... and you stay close to a campus, you will make lots of money, also printing/photocopying works too

if you are good with internet, i would say arbitrage because i make minimum of 30% daily NO LOSS for years now.


so bro... worry no more, you now have alot of personal research to do in your area and even online..... you now have the most practical advice now... kudos and I wish you well

Juliearth:
Thus, for each time you offer such help to people, you dispose of your mobile device and sim card,right?

YUP

so that with that in MIND........ YOU DON'T EVER AGREE TO OFFER SUCH HELP


its called REVERSE ENGINEERING.

Juliearth:
The irony of it all is that you may not know if a police case is brewing. Let's just be guided and pray for discernment.

thats why you do it either way JUST TO BE SAFE


AND REPORT TO THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY..... so if anytime in future, it can be countered and shown that you reported and everything is nullified.

Sunnyrado:
Hello, please I want to ask if there's an app that I can use to make music at home without going to studio.

bandlab
musik studio
voice mixer
HiQ


many others.... youtube will show you full tutorials on how to use them.

Freshtruth:
Please am tired of hard labour what business can I invest with 250k I have been able to save pls don't mention Pos business am scared


I don't have a woman in my life I don't pay house rent, pls is 250k enough to start up something?

MOBILE CHARGING STATION/STORE that uses solar panel will bring you BLOOD MONEY BECAUSE IT MARKETS ITSELF.
online VTU website, where people come to buy data cheap from you WILL ALSO GIVE YOU GOOD MONEY but it is based on marketing.
If you can learn how to do CAMPUS STUDENT PROJECTS... and you stay close to a campus, you will make lots of money, also printing/photocopying works too

if you are good with internet, i would say arbitrage because i make minimum of 30% daily NO LOSS for years now.


so bro... you have the most practical advice now... kudos and I wish you well

eepeepook:
Curiosity.

its an update that will NEVER CAST.


forget it...... just move on

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Interested candidates should send their Cvs to emmvironhr@gmail.com

I have the perfect person for this job

once you fall for this, THROW AWAY YOUR SIM.... AND YOUR PHONE AND GO TO POLICE TO REPORT IT STOLEN.
GET A GOOD LAWYER


Get 2-3 witnesses


AND YOU ARE FREE.

The sense of the evil people can never be greater than the wisdom of the righteous.

ChangedMan1999:
Not here to bore you

I am going straight to the point

See I have exam on Tuesday, and I am busy preparing for it.

But while on it, I felt like sharing with Nigerians, here in Nairaland who refute the reality of the Spiritual World and who say Native doctors have no power.


See, this night the barber, who barbs us handed my father a button phone, telling him that the person who stole it gave it to him.

My little cousin took the phone to the barbers shop more than 2 weeks ago, to charge.

I don't know if I should said he forgot to bring it back and the phone lost, or should I say he noticed that someone stole it and he kept quiet.


We didn't put much effort in finding the phone, either inside or outside; in our minds the phone is almost insignificant in the scheme of things


So this night the barber handed it to my father. He told my father that the father of the person who stole it is now suffering from "ibi", swollen balls, and the boy realized what was happening and gave him the phone.

He told my father that he is in contract with a native doctor who will deal with anyone that steals from his shop, thereby giving it a bad reputation.


And lastly, that my father should help with money so that something can be done to the old mans swollen balls


Father is a Professor of African Literature. He doesn't go to church and doesn't believe in these native doctors stuff

He was shouting at my little cousin telling him that if he wasn't careless with the phone the thief wouldn't have stolen it, and the thief's father won't have his balls swollen.



Yes it is real

YOU AND YOUR FATHER ARE SUPER DECEIVED


Pls o hurry and WARN your father not to give the barber any money


IT IS THE BARBER'S SHOP.... so it is the barber to pay.


LISTEN CAREFULLY........ if you do not know about spirituality, go and learn.

ONCE YOUR FATHER GIVES THAT MONEY.... it may be december or next year, STRANGE THINGS WILL HAPPEN IN YOUR HOUSE OR TO YOUR DAD and he will be taken to that same herbalist and pay heavily but gradually, he will become the herbalist customer soon.


IF YOUR FAMILY CAN CUT OFF TOTALLY FROM THAT BARBER, better for you because it may be 20 years later you will be told what he does with your HAIR after barbing.



Pls have spiritual sense and run.



THE DEVIL DOESN'T HELP FOR FREE.......... it may look like help, but he is taking something bigger.

Sunnyrado:
Please for God sake Wich tech skills can you teach me, that I can do with my Android phone...I don't have a laptop for now..
Thank you

OFFER CLOSED.

Afodot0022:
Good day my lovely people, it always good to share life with you people here. Pls I need to ask, what is the advantage and disadvantage of living together with your girlfriend under the same roof. My girlfriend had an accommodations problem, her friend they stay together kick her out for no just reason, she wanted to get an apartment and the money she was ask to bring was quite much 250k, I convinced her to come stay with me and save that money for other things, initially she opposed but later agreed to come stay.
My reasons for her staying are there..
1... I want to get to know her better cos I believe when you live with someone in the same space, that's when you get to know them better, I was once married and have learnt a lot on how ladies pretend in dating but show their true color in marriage, atleast I want to know her well before making another serious commitment of marriage.
2... She works and earn a decent salary which I think will be an added advantage for me by her supporting by we both sharing bills together, it will lessen by burden. Though I haven't discussed this with her yet but hope to soon cos I can't let her depend solely one me while she works.
3.... Ever since I separated from my wife, it's not been easy living alone as a man, the cooking ,washing ,cleaning and loneliness has not been easy, so we living together will atleast help me in these area.
To be candid, the girl is a good girl and I was the one that disvirgin her, she is submissive and respect me, but you know you can really say of a person character until you live with them.

Now my question is to those that have been in this situation of living together with a girlfriend you are yet to marry, how did this affect the relationship afterwards. Pls share your experience be it negative or positive, I really want to learn from others to see if I can proceed on this or just abort mission by not allowing her to stay any longer. Do you think it make sense I share bills with her or I should should all financial responsibility even though am not capable of that now.. pls help me to navigate this scenario

The roomates didnt kick her out like she said......... but let me not cast the recent update of these girls....

Why not meet her parents first..... to declare your intentions

why not do a court wedding first if your intentions are PURE and not just for SEX and using her as a MAID.

then she may use pregnancy or something else to tie you down. BE CAREFUL....


Living together means you will notice bad characters in her, unrestricted sex before marriage and many more..... lol dont deceive yourself man, you justt want to USE HER, you are not ready to commit.


Be honest with yourself.... you already know what you want to do.

Sapasenator:
Encounter number 1

I was about 13 yr old at the time and was laying down on my bed. my favorite sister was sitting on the side having her hair plaited by someone else. I was talking with her when I dozed off. After a while, the door to my room opened and a black being with a horn walked into my room and came for me directly where I was sleeping. Kindly note that I was not aware I had fallen asleep at this time because I could still see my sister sitting and the lady doing her hair. I shouted at my sister " See this black being", my sister could not hear me and I was very surprised. A word dropped in my subconscious that "This is the Devil".

The black monster came to where I was lying, grabbed me in its arm, and started leaving the room with my body. I was still seeing my sister and screaming at her but she never heard me. Being from a religious family, My mind told me it was the Devil and I started praying immediately. We exited my bedroom into the living room and, I saw everyone from my brothers to my dad all sitting down and me yelling at them. They could not hear me and I was taken out of the living room, I| started praying again as something told me I was going to die that day.

What do you think happened in your opinion?

I began to make lots of promises in prayer and suddenly as if confronted by somebody, I was dropped on the floor and the monster ran through our gate and was gone. I chased after it and was asking everyone, " did you see that black moster that just went through the gate" They said "no". I then woke up to find myself in my room with my sister still sitting in the exact spot, I went to the living room and my dad and brothers were still in the same position I had seen them in the dream. I got more spiritual after that,

Ha..... are you serious?

I had the EXACT SAME EXPERIENCE AT AGE 16.....
my sister was in the next room.... the BEING came into my room... IT WAS LIKE DARk WITH patterns and somewhat like boils on its body, it had black or dark blood nails... i couldn't see its face. I was on my bed.... it grabbed my hand.... my body went cold but UNFORTUNATELY......... it came late.... I was already on fire for GOD but that period I was down because I failed Jamb(simply because I refused to cheat in the JAMB Hall), my family mocked me for failing and I had to become a bricklayer to survive.... so that night it happened.... I WAS LISTENING TO A TAPE BY PASTOR CHRIS ON MY WALKMAN ..... the title of the TAPE was 3 KINDS OF FAITH ........... SO THE TAPE WAS ON, I PRAYED INSIDE ME TILL THE CREATURE CAME THROUGH THE WALL, MY DOOR WAS CLOSED, BUT WHEN IT CAME, MY DOOR BECAME TRANSPARENT, EVEN THE WALLS..... IT GRABBED MY HANDS, I BURSTED INTO TONGUES AND IT SQUEALED IN HORROR... AND VANISHED.... then everything became NORMAL, I ran to my dad's room..... this was 3 am in the morning, my body was cold, i couldn't breathe, so i knocked on his door and as I was about to collapse on the door, he opened the door, so i collapsed on him, he made scriptural decrees over my life and rebuked the spirit of death........ MY BODY NORMALIZED and I told my experience, the entire house prayed for me and I went to sleep.



That was my experience.



I believe it happens to those the devil know will be a threat to his kingdom, those who will help many and be useful to change destinies.



Congrats bro, hold God tight.... you will keep having victories always. Amen

Ilamina:


I feel so stupid

I saw benny hinn, Chris oyakilome heal people
I never thought deep

Until I went too church recently
And The pastor could tell me everything about myself despite meeting me the first time

And recently I started feeling like I can end the world , so we all can all go too heaven

I grew up thinking life sucks but life can be def beautiful sometimes

It sucks I had too wait, till I am 34 too realize this

Congrats o... but


with all this, you may still not change.

READ YOUR BIBLE FOR YOURSELF


herbalist can also do what the pastor did.


IT IS YOUR FRUITS THAT MATTER.

Devaro:
I have a coffee Blog I abandoned because am busy with other lucrative businesses for sale.

Interested?

Private message me on Nairaland and comment your WhatsApp details

whats your price and what niche please?

is it still available?

EreluRoz:
I didn't read but there's nothing wrong in rejecting a broke guy and later accept him if he becomes rich, women and all other female creatures are designed to go for the highest bidder, even fowl won't let cock climb unless he feeds her.

there is also nothing wrong in rejecting a girl who is useless to herself and her family

then come back for her when she is more responsible.

TheBTCinvestor:
So I can't make money on Ticktok from Nigeria??

you cant but you are not ready to go to youtube to learn properly ABOUT Tiktok for nigerians

YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
Get Rich Quick System


Oga if you are not mentally lazy simply go to youtube..... full tutorials are there and NIGERIANS IN NIGERIA ARE MAKING MONEY FROM TIKTOK

tanigororo:
I just find it hard to stop her from coming, and even harder from stopping her from riding me.

you actually don't need advice, stop coming here to deceive yourself.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AND YOU KNOW YOU MUST GET IT AT ALL COST........ Something must kill a man.

So stop acting repentant or like the victim. YOU ARE THE EVENT PLANNER AND MASTERMIND.

TheBTCinvestor:
Good day house,

I posted a video of I and my wife bumping into each other while driving and the video went viral...even yabaleftonline posted it...The Tick has gathered over 200,000 views...pls any idea how I can claim my earnings cos I heard ticktok pays $1 per every 1000 views....Pls I need answers help

go to youtube and learn it in full properly


you need VPNsss o. You need to produce more daily and you will get there.


So go to youtube.

tanigororo:
How about the one who just want have sex with you, nothing more.

same thing rats say before being stuff in a glue trap or killed in a stomp trap


there is nothing like JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX.


you are not a 12 years old boy, YOU KNOW YOURSELF, YOUR BODY.

YOU KNOW YOU WILL KEEP HER AROUND FOR NEXT TIME................ YOU ARE A GUY... I AM A GUY....... we know how we think


and I must be honest with you. YOU ARE SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE LEG IF YOU SEE PIT AND STILL WALK INTO IT

nokia1000:
Any single lady or girl that I'm close to want to have sex with me.
I'm married with children but they don't care.
Yesterday one walk up to me and told she will catch me. Let me keep running.
I need help.

why not caution yourself

YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN, you have no reason encouraging any closeness in chat or calls or even in communication with a single lady.

You talk with them or position yourself as if you are available or interesting.... then you now complain when they act on it.


Pls focus on your wife, force yourself to love your wife like when you first met her and build your life with her.

HellVictorinho6:
Av heard you

Can u help me with 10k?

SEND YOUR AZA

HellVictorinho6:
First, it seems most of the rich ,if not all of the rich in nigeria believe in enslaving people.



There 4,
I dont expect a lot of sensible comments here.


You guys(the nigerian elite) hardly believe everybody should enjoy this life.


U dont see any reason y my mum should be saved from abject poverty despite all her labour


So if am wondering about how my mum has 2 be helped by the church,then i also wonder how complicated that should be or/and how long that should take.


Dont ask which church

If u are worth anything, u wont be responding that way

With this attitude, you can't be helped

I understand your PAIN but guess what, it is misdirected.


HOW ARE YOU ALIVE AND WATCHING YOUR MUM EXPECTING CHARITABLE DONATIONS FROM AN ORGANIZATION THAT DOESN'T OWE HER


THE RICH WERE NOT RICH BY HELPING OTHERS, IT TAKES A LEVEL OF SELF AMBITION OR SELFISHNESS TO BREAK FREE FROM THE RAT RACE

Give a man FISH and you may feed him for a DAY but IF YOU TEACH HIM HOW TO FISH, YOU HAVE FED HIM FOR LIFE

Once you understand, you will no longer be angry at the church or rich people BUT AT YOURSELF....

Why not learn profitable skills for free here or on youtube and start a business and make money then support your mom.


Listen, NO ONE OWES YOU A DIME.... no one should be held accountable for the poverty of another. WE ALL HAVE THE GIFT OF CHOICE but you chose to blame.


HELP is system of advantageous possibility.

BUT the MOTIVE is what gives it meaning and duration.

NO ONE WANTS TO BE PAYING BILLS OF A GOOD WOMAN SUCH AS YOUR MUM FOR LIFE because they are not related to her in anyway.... they are going out of their way to HELP.


POOR PEOPLE ALWAYS WILL CHOOSE MONEY OVER RESPONSIBILITY OF EDUCATION OR BUSINESS.


STOP BEING BITTER WHEN YOU CAN BE BETTER

NOT EVERYONE WHO HELPS YOU IS YOUR FRIEND, NOT EVERYONE WHO REFUSES TO HELP YOU THE WAY YOU WANT IS YOUR ENEMY

GET USED TO MEN........... people will hurt you... mock you and NOT HELP YOU.

LOOK WITHIN....... GOD IS IN YOU. GET TO WORK..... learn free skills and favor will shine on you. LET GO OF THE BITTERNESS........ this is not the end. YOU WILL HAVE GOOD NEWS SOON

no price?

chigodo:
Used 2002 Lexus RX300 Untouched Engine & Gear✓Freezing A.C✓Bad Shocks #3.5M

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i have 3m, are you in lagos? I want to inspect and pick this

FutureFocus:
Lenovo YoGa

PLS YOU DIDNT PUT THE SPECS AND THE PRICE..... there are different YOGA with different specs. I wish you had an office for me to physically come and pick this