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AkporsMechanical:
Thank you very much for this sir. Actually, I don't have a laptop currently. If not, I have had it in mind to learn tech skills which you just mentioned above sir. I will try my possible best to start saving little by little (even though current expenses are on my neck) for me to purchase a laptop even if it is fairly used. Of a truth, I want to learn how to fish and not be asking people for fish all the time.

The job i posted in item 7 is currently recruiting.

Edo
Lagos
Abuja
Bayelsa


You didnt mention your LOCATION... I hope this helps

Why not be TRUTHFUL and put the price list here.

In this economy, everything is above 1000 dollars....

something that is FAKE.


C'mon stop playing.


YOU ARE NOT READY TO SELL

stevestifler:
A woman wanted to travel & to see her sibling who invited her because they'd not seen in more than a year & her husband says no. She involves her parents & pastor & even her best friend, they all have different opinions. Some said go, some said stay.

As a married woman, whose words should be taken in highest regards?

1. Her siblings that she's spent all her life with
2. Her parents that gave birth to her
3. Her pastor that sees visions & guides her spiritually
4. Her husband
5. Her best friends that she's known from childhood

Let's have matured responses from experienced and responsible nairalanders.

EVERYONE ON THAT LIST HANDED HER OVER TO THE HUSBAND ON THE WEDDING DAY.......... so it is over. Her choices should be based on HERSELF and HER HUSBAND. Simple.

Visions can always be cancelled.

PhilipReigns:
You are typing nonsence, there's no worst advice on this forum that these ones you drafted out. To think that your opening statement seem intelligent, but u see those numbers from one to the last number are completely out of point.

Learning how to drive, master it for commercial purpose when he doesn't have a personal car or predriving experience. Data coding learning and the likes will take nothing less than 3 years on the average. So how will a married man provide for his household all those years? You are even suggesting the wive moves to husband's parent house, SMH.

Abeg na pls Before opening your MOUTH, pls consult your brain. If you don't know how to HUSTLE, PLS BE QUIET.
IF there is a will, there will always be a way. YOU DIDNT OFFER SOLUTIONS, you just came to attack the ones I gave

I learned to drive with someone else's car at two different times and I didnt have a bicycle, I had a vision to learn how to drive before my next birthday.
Marriage/old age doesn't slow down learning... it is only a lazy mindset that does.


I MASTERED SQL DATABASE LANGUAGE IN 21 DAYS.... Other programming languages took me less than a month as a poly student and a bricklayer.

YOU MAY BE SLOW, because you are not driven. If you read my text well, I was going to offer him a remote job to earn in dollars and work weekly. You just come here to type rubbish without thinking it through.

TECH DOESN'T TAKE YEARS.... its months or even weeks, based on your hunger and determination.

JOB OFFER: INVENTORY OFFICER

We are Sharpstone Jewelry Store, a company situated in Lagos, Nigeria; seasoned in both the general retail and customization of authentic and highly aesthetic diamond, gold, silver and other treasured stone jewelry such as wedding rings, engagement rings, pendants etc. Our business - which has spanned over seven years and become a top tier, go-to jewelry place in Nigeria.

FUNCTION OF THE ROLE
The inventory officers purpose is to manage, receive and dispatch
goods, and track and maintain stocks levels and inventory

KEY RESPONSIBILITIES
Preparation of invoices for clients
● Counting Jewelry Items and Material in stock
● Reporting discrepancies between physical counts and computer records
● Oversee that the arrangement of goods has been done in an orderly
system within the stock location system so that the stock can be stored
easily and retrieved whenever there is a requirement.
● To be involved in reconciliation
To be involved in reconciliation of physical stock with the stock in the
system
● Other various tasks as assigned

REQUIREMENTS
A female not beyond 35years of age.
HND or BSc in any related discipline preferably marketing, business and finance
Resident in LAGOS

TO APPLY
Simply Send your CV with the title "INVENTORY OFFICER" to sharpstonecareers (AT) gmail (dot) com

I WILL LOVE TO TEACH A CLASS ON HOW TO GET REMOTE JOBS AND BUILD A COMMUNITY OF REMOTE WORKERS THAT I CAN GIVE JOBS TO AND CAN HELP EACH OTHER WITH GAINFUL REMOTE EMPLOYMENT

very creative but true

I commend your courage sir, to remain with that woman, talk more of being faithful or patient is really a herculean task.
Now to the main matter...
YOU WERE ACTUALLY POOR....(Passing Over Opportunities Repeatedly) in your past but this year EVERYTHING WILL TURN UP FOR YOU.

Do not blame her sir, blame yourself for not understanding the COMMITMENT DEMANDS of marriage before jumping into it.
I wouldn't want to go deep into how this our generation has EXALTED MARRIAGE beyond limits.... it feels like singleness is a disease yet the truly married ones do not publicize the HEAVY WORK involved.
Before marrying, read books, go to conferences and ask questions... you will discover THERE IS NO HONEY WITHOUT MONEY.

Now let me give my 50cent solutions/ideas (asides what other great minds in this forum will offer)

1) Move out of that house... send her to stay with your parents for a while and then you can go manage with a friend. THEN SUBLET THE 3 BEDROOM(you will get enough money for a tank and more)

2) buy more drums

3) buy 25k POS and give her to start work........ so she will know how hard it is to make money and begin to appreciate you

4) learn how to drive, then offer UBER SERVICES to people who own cars... YOU WILL BE DRIVING FOR THEM AND PAYING THEM 25K OR 30K WEEKLY WHILE THE REST IS YOURS. (this is more better than the meagre salary you earn)


5) Learn how to use the computer well and learn skills like DATA ANOTATION, DATA ANALYSIS and I can help you with a REMOTE JOB.

6) LEARN WEB DESIGN and GRAPHICS and inform people of your skills by word of mouth and you will get jobs/contracts

7) GO TO GOOGLE and type cysed jobs you can apply if you are in the selected states and get a higher paying job with more recognition.


I hope this helps you bro... keep pushing... you will own houses one day. Stay Inspired.

AkporsMechanical:
I promise to be very brief.
My wife and I live in a three bedroom flat without paying rent, although we only occupy one room since we don't have much property yet. The owner of the house abandoned the house before now and when we had accomodation issue asked us to stay there. We have been here since last year. However, there is no Geepee tank to supply water into the house. We could only pump water into our little drum when there is light. So I always go fetch water from the neighbouring compounds whenever there is no light which have resulted into several insults. My wife has been dragging me that I must buy a Geepee tank.

My salary as a private school teacher is barely enough to feed us talk more of saving to buy a Geepee tank especially in this economic crisis. In the midst of all these, my wife's phone went bad and needed a new one Just this afternoon, my wife started raining insults on me that I am not behaving like a man at all, that I should have settled down fully before thinking of marriage, that I want to make her go hungry. This was because I told her I would cut off some part of my salary to be saving so I can buy curtain for our room, television and save for Geepee tank. She even went ahead to say I am poor and wretched just because I can't afford her a new phone for now.

Since afternoon, I have refused to eat. My problem here is that my parents love my wife and my parents are far from where I reside. And I don't want to report my wife to my parents so it won't bring disrespect later to her in the future. Secondly, as the first born of my parent,I don't know how my parents will take it if I tell them I don't want to marry her again so they don't have b.p. I am really really confused. The little extra money I get from extra tutorial is what I do send to my two siblings in school even though is very little compare to their needs but at least it is something.

I feel like running away but to where? I truly love my wife but she is regretting marrying me. Please what can I do?

VACANCY: INVENTORY OFFICER

We are Sharpstone Jewelry Store, a company situated in Lagos, Nigeria; seasoned in both the general retail and customization of authentic and highly aesthetic diamond, gold, silver and other treasured stone jewelry such as wedding rings, engagement rings, pendants etc. Our business - which has spanned over seven years and become a top tier, go-to jewelry place in Nigeria.

FUNCTION OF THE ROLE
The inventory officers purpose is to manage, receive and dispatch
goods, and track and maintain stocks levels and inventory

KEY RESPONSIBILITIES
Preparation of invoices for clients
● Counting Jewelry Items and Material in stock
● Reporting discrepancies between physical counts and computer records
● Oversee that the arrangement of goods has been done in an orderly
system within the stock location system so that the stock can be stored
easily and retrieved whenever there is a requirement.
● To be involved in reconciliation
To be involved in reconciliation of physical stock with the stock in the
system
● Other various tasks as assigned

REQUIREMENTS
A female not beyond 35years of age.
HND or BSc in any related discipline preferably marketing, business and finance
Resident in LAGOS

TO APPLY Simply Send your CV with the title "INVENTORY OFFICER" to sharpstonecareers (AT) gmail (dot) com

I WILL LOVE TO TEACH A CLASS ON HOW TO GET REMOTE JOBS AND BUILD A COMMUNITY OF REMOTE WORKERS THAT I CAN GIVE JOBS TO AND CAN HELP EACH OTHER WITH GAINFUL REMOTE EMPLOYMENT

Stargurl20:
I'm a graduate of psychology. I'm serving at present, but I do not want to be carried away by the freedom of my service year.

I dream to work at one of the big 4 companies, but I'm confused about what professional certification I can obtain to stand out. I only graduated with 2.1 (4.12/5.0), but I know there countless of people who graduated with better CGPAs with the same dream.

I'm not good at math, so I'm scared of ICAN. Kindly recommend certs I can obtain to level up. Cost effective but well recognized certs between. Thaank you.

I have someone who uses Psychology to work in FRAUD department of a fintech, she works remotely and earns six figures....

I think the certifications you should focus on should be TECH SKILLS...... Accounting certifications and Virtual Assistant (so you can have some money for your run around and for food and cloths, just little dollars)

toujurs:
Bro, if you meet a mentally sane lady, hold her, a lady who is neutral, has value and understand what building a relationship is all about.

Most women out there, are emotionally and mentally damaged, Some are hungry lioness looking for whose savings to devour.

Have sense, and give your resources to women who deserve and can manage it.

Don't be manipulated into sustaining the lifestyle of these bitches who has no future.

That's exactly why they are bitter, and still single at such an old age. How can a lady be single at 34/35, how is that possible, avoid these toxic women.

If you love your life, take Mr ibu as an example, after years of working in the entertainment industry. Look at how he died like a chicken, while he was sick, his wife demanded for an iphone 15 pro max, from the donations.

Be wise!!

You are so right sir.

if she imbibes online trends above cultural trends........ SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS.

if she offers no REAL support(emotional, spiritual, financial, psychological) asides AUGUMENTED BODY PARTS........... SHE IS FOR THE STREETS.

If she has too many male friends....... FORGET IT... SHE IS NOT YOURS, ITS JUST YOUR TURN and the simp WINNER will be announced on the wedding day.

Onyiridike:
I am gainfully employed but I seriously need an option B.

I have some idle investments that is giving me cool cash monthly.

Recently, I considered getting a PhD to prepare myself for lecturing career in the future.

Alternatively, I have plans to set up a business and grow it with time.

I have been offered admission for my PhD. However, I am yet to decide on either going for the PhD or starting a business.

Please your advice is needed here.

you are not making cool money if you can't do BOTH conveniently

PHD is your future, so start it now, since you already claim to be making "cool money" ...........

Unless you are bored and you want to do business so you can be busy and engaged.


DO YOUR PHD

WHY NOT JUST PAY SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU?

THERE ARE MANY LEGIT PLACES TO GET A QUALIFIED PERSON FOR A FEE.

yOU DON'T NEED TO CREATE A NEW SITE.... it can all be implemented on the existing one and you can add more than 2 or more alternatives of addsenseee

Don't let someone cheat you o

ksam:
As you can see the time i am posting this. Waking up due to heat only to find out that there's no light. The only way I can get back to sleep is when the environment is cool and that can only happen when there's light. Now I am tempted to put on my Generator but I'm considering the noise it will cause to my neighbors.

I used to have a neighbor who puts on his generator throughout the night and i know the calmness the environment gets when the generator goes off in the morning. If you are in my position now, what will you do?

You are a good and considerate person.... BUT IT WON'T GET YOU FAR.

SIMPLY TURN IT ON... find ways to hush the noise. Simple

Thebadpolitican:
How does that work

F .i .v. e .r r (type it in google without the DOTS)

UPWORK (google it too)


You will see professionals there too who will be ready to do jobs for you, for a minimum of just 5usd or more.

Why not use Freelance sites.

Pls specify if it is REMOTE.

I can only work anonymously.

Any physical or mobile trace is a deal breaker.

Kingrshd3:
Really how can one go about that

about what?

you can hire a programmer and tell him to clone and pay him

or tell him to start from scratch and pay

wasted my time listening to this.

You solved no problem... rather contributed to the existing confusions. I have seen, met and interacted with aliens, THEY ARE NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
AFRICA has had them and they are part of our history.
You may have met them too but didnt know because your definition of ALIEN seems to be OTHER WORLDLY.

Meanwhile an alien can be something spiritual with physical body or more.


Pls why are you on youtube if its to just come online and WORRY about what is and what is not.

Are you helping anyone with these kind of stuff because I made a mistake to believe I will gain something or learn but at the end of the day you sounded very confused.


Pls get profitable verifiable content if you must be online, it is not by force to be a youtuber or tiktoker.

liteofgod:
I need to develop a mobile app and web app for some business.
it will have sign ups , login, accounts page for customers and vendors
integrate payment api like paystack

what is the average cos for developing such app and time it will take?

Regards

if it has competitors or similar apps.

then it can be cloned and edited.


But if it is very original and only one in its category, then the PRICE to build from scratch might be heavy

IfeomaOnu1:
So now that Nigerians cannot access Binnance, what happens to those with USDT or BTC?
Can it be sold in any way?

Is there any time the ban may be lifted?

Thanks for worthy contributions.

by pass it.

Stop waiting for government.


Many updates are on youtube and telegram, use the ones that suit you.


No one can stop you if you know what you are doing

EFULEFU1:
So I visited this girl
Now she has locked the door and taken the keys

She is seated on her bed and staring at me

What do I do

I don't want to sin please

imagine she was a big snake or tigress...

would you be free and comfy enough to type?


IF YOU THINK COMING HERE TO TYPE SOME DIFFICULT SITUATION WILL EXCUSE YOU....... you have failed. You just came here to lie


IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SIN, WHY DID YOU GO THERE ALONE........ pls tell us the next lie


why can't you use the window or call for help



BECAUSE ONCE SHE IS DONE WITH YOU, no where you run to will make you escape the consequences

EconomistXplain:
...this is the most common question among ladies in self denial...because i strongly believe ladies know and are just lying they don't..

Anyways lemme listen some of the behaviours one might take note of to identify guyz that are not into you

1. He doesn't buy you gift without your asking

2. Hr calls scantily

3. He doesn't visit you

4. He visits you only at night and usually with a face cap.

5. He likes to leave your apartment very early in the morning whenever he sleeps over

6. He hardly discuss about your job especially he doesnt initiate the asking and even if he raises the topic relating to your job activity he is ok with your reply of "fine"

7. He takes you out but like to b in the car while you step out to shop, most times

8. When u guys go for outting, he doesn't walk in a horizon line set up with u, he usually walks with u in the vertical set up

9. He doesn t tell u much

10. He is too protective about his phones and also says he doesnt care if u akso guide urs like its gold

If true love is understood... this list would not exist.

See, all these things are for both parties to do.


WOMEN are on a short leash of time, they have a bio clock....

These things are for both parties in love.

SOciety has taught a very entitled and toxic form of love.

Where the guy gifts the lady, worships her, does everything while the lady only looks pretty for sex and babies.... in most cases no evidence of business acumen, no evidence of moral compass, no evidence of essential things.


the IDEA of love these days... is just wicked.

God help us

DO YOU HAVE A HALL FOR RENT IN THAT AREA?

As promised, I will offer the little help I can, by posting jobs here for those in need of skilled jobs.

I wish everyone applying the best.

I hope to be able to do more to help those seeking remote/hybrid jobs, in tech space.


Apply HERE
https://www.mailerlite.com/jobs/mailerlite-customer-support-manager

ayoJJ21:
Please, to whom it may concern, I am unemployed and I am ready to take up any legit offer or opportunity from anyone or organization.

Incase I find favour in your sight, and you might just need me send my credentials, here is my contact;
08114365419. Thank you and God bless.

NEXT time list your qualifications, skills, etc.

We won't call you unless we know what you can do.

PastorOlokonla:
Who be oga?

If i catch you ehn! I go do you wetin Tinubu dey do Nigerians.

You go give me inflation? garri? eba?

haba

PastorOlokonla:
Who are you to tell a stranger what to do or not to do.

What an audacity!

You must think so highly of yourself and who cares about your personal and religious opinions.

oga keep quiet na.

If you have something better than what I said, tell him

Why are you taking drugs for another's headache. I am not your problem

Nigerians are always facing the wrong person to make noise

PastorOlokonla:
Avoid sex? Are you for real?
Why should he avoid sex? Why don't you go grab his man**od to avoid sex.

You have lots of problems in your life but you primary concern is the sex life of a stranger.

Smdh!

I really don't have problems o.... You seem not to care that a man wants to avoid responsibility but taste pleasure.

SEX if for marriage.... whether you are an hypocrite pastor, imposter or a real one. LEARN IT NOW

SEX is one of the pleasures of marriage to help reduce the pressures in marriage. SEX is good only if both partners are in a commitment called marriage, outside that, it is fornication.


YOU CAN NOT SAY YOU WANT TO KEEP EATING SUGAR IN LARGE AMOUNTS BUT YOU DON'T WANT DIABETES.


Pls have sense

Mikuni:
When I look at the married men around me, I no longer see the need of having a wife.

I discovered something shocking, a few months ago:

Most men die before their wives, and most likely before their children finish university education. Look at your dad's friends, how many of them are still alive to enjoy the fruits of their parental labour?

Before marriage, you go through a lot of stress in choosing the right woman (God help you, if she's not greedy and demanding) you spend a fortune on marriage, only to be 'eating' one type of food till you die. If you're not careful, you go beg for sex tire. You think I'm lying? Ask my neighbor who begs to put the tip of his toothpick inside his wife for just a minute.

Now, you're married, you must provide for the rent, bills, school fees, in-law expenses etc
You must not forget to keep extra savings for health issues for cases like complications in child delivery, antenatal care, naming ceremony, baby materials, clothings etc

If you're unlucky to find yourself in financial difficulty after marriage, pray your wife is the understanding type, else you'd deal with a nagging woman, the type King Solomon told us to avoid staying in the same house with, and rather hide on your rooftop.

If your woman is easily driven to anger, and not rational in thinking, you're in serious trouble. You may end up being stabbed or poisoned. A lot of men have died this way.

So dear men, why waste your time and money? Be smart!

I leave you with this Bible passage: "Wealth and riches are inherited from parents, but a good wife comes only from the Lord."

It is weak to use what happens to others are a yardstick to limit your own life

But anyway it is also wise to know what works for you.

A GOOD wife is rare and only few ever find her.

Are you a good HUSBAND?

Have you met people who enjoy their marriages after many years? Before you concluded?


Please be balanced so you don't generalize.

If the part you have chosen suits you, then avoid sex and focus and may God give you grace to remain strong

Leebratunez:
Laptop for sale at 35k , perfectly working.
Contact +2348184347489 📱/ WhatsApp n

spec pls

AlphaMale666:
I don't want any vagina creature near me. Solitude is my destiny. I must die single and alone knowing that I've fulfilled my heart desire.

The alpha has spoken!

I know semen retention makes a man wise but you need to be wise sir and LIVE SINGLE.

Don't speak death.

You have so much wisdom to offer the world
You have so many simps to convert to their full masculine nature.

You have so much to live for despite the episodes of pain in your past.


Focus on making impact, money and growing both.

You must LIVE and show the world how you became this way.