Decentdave:
This days,some of this naija celeb in their prime see themselves as a demi god's..they are usually proud and pompous..they forget they have short time to reign

2dice01:
Chaii this girl just finish your career


Leave her alone.. You have done your part in her life

Face reality
Work harder

Even you can't date yourself in your broke state

jeromestarks:

Whatever. Me I no wan see them again.
I'm happy for this old though.

jeromestarks:
The day I will see my own blood brothers, I will lock them up in police cell. Those bastard are good for nothing except jealousy and envy.
Stupid set of human beings. May the know no peace.

360degreess:
.. That girl has spiritual husband simple.. I wonder why some people don't understand these simple issues of spiritual husbands.I can relate many stories of ladies with spiritual husbands but I can't type now, because they are too many..If you doubt what I am saying,mark my words you will come to agree with me later in the future..

Starz825:

Listen up
Any girl that dreams about you making love advances to her like you are trying to make love to her in her dreams.....it's a terrible dream oo

Bro bro....run for your life oooo.....

If you Pay attention to all the things she is saying to you, you will understand ...she meant them all..
Don't be stupid because of pussy...
I pray you don't regret it ....
Leave that girl ..leave ...I repeat leave that girl
.....

Once you start staying away from her ...she will start coming closer to you asking you why you are avoiding her....

Tell her you are observing some fasting days in church....

I Just pity thanks brother , but I remb there was a day I ignore her , the second day she came to my office and said I should close my eyes and she kiss me and run ..but what is in her heart ,at times she fight me not to touch her

Zonefree:

Why are you stressing your life over a Nigerian liability? What do you benefit in all these?

That girl don use manipulations finish your life. I wonder the type of sin you committed that devil want to use that girl to scatter your life. I pray for your redemption.

Zonefree:
" I later confronted her that is she a virgin ,she said she was raped in school then "




Ask 97.982% of non virgin Nigerian girls how and who deflowered them, this is always their response. Some will tell you they got deflowered while riding bicycle


It's becoming stale already. Can't you ladies devise new format?

Zonefree:

Tiimothy:
There is this girl we have been dating for 2 months, and she haven't given me her t0t0. For how long will I wait? Why would she harbor her t0t0 like palliative? She is making me feel patoranking was dedicating that song "brother wey mumu" to me in particular.

Omo see brother... brother!
See brother... brother!
See brother... brother!
Omo see brother... brother!
Brother wey mumu... brother!
Brother wey mumu... brother!
Brother wey no wise... brother!

You carry woman go club
You spend all your money
The girl talk say she no do,
you come dey cry

I've not spend much on her but with the little I've done for her she suppose to have surrender her t0t0 to me by now. The annoying part is she kiss me so passionately and when I'm about to undresss her she will start telling me stories like she's on her period, she's not in the mood bla bla bla.. If it was other guys they would have raped her since. And if you see the girl, she's slim with a curvy nice nyash and she's not a virgin.

She called to inform me she is coming to see me later in the day and today is making it the 5th time she's coming to see me and nothing has happened.

Should I rape her or I should keep waiting still she offer her t0t0 at will like a brother mumu?

Exxxgeee:
It my girl. She wanted it for a bday gift, so i had to..

Exxxgeee:
lmao. Can relate.. Had to go wash my mouth with some fluoride sulphate plus some glycerin too..

EzegeNdiigbo:
Mehn the link is incorrect

Tonymegabush1:
Check her account balance she might not have enough to buy that wig she just sent on fire...



Ndi urgent 2k.... Once you are talking with a lady and she start lamenting,

first they will call you babe/dear (your mumu button will activate)

Pls am hungry, my gas has finished and I don't have enuf food stuff..

Don't even allow her to complete that statement

Run ooo

3verblazing:
just Google is... may the forces be with you!

Savedday:
No oh! Except you are looking for oloshio/evening newspaper/overused farm tool.

9ja girls don cast dating site in Nigeria.

9ja girls don't love and dey will never love.

They are nothing but very useless. All of them...

Know this and know peace

3verblazing:
Naijaplanet worked for me... met my wife 3 years ago on the platform ..we got married last year.

Buffalo2:
haha! Why not. Dem plenty nah buh you know when hood don tire you and you want to try something different

Buffalo2:
. No problem I understand quite well but I don't think it's a wrong number cos true caller brought the name as Mrs Effiong. No qualms, we stand well well anytime anyday

Buffalo2:
No No No could you believe that she eventually called me back after seeing my mixed call? Immediately I said from Ibrahim... Bla bla bla.... she started cursing me that God will punish her generation bla bla bla. Chairman abeg when giving contacts, pls make sure they are genuine ones and not all these frustrated souls around. I can dedure from her accent that truly she's from Calabar buh it's like you had issue with her from the way she sounded. She just dey swear up and down

Stallionhorse:
One girl tried to do this to me, invited me to ketu, took me to one suspicious looking hotel, after getting in the room I started touching her she said we can't have sex cause she is on her period.. I was now like if you know your on your period why did you make me pay for hotel room.. I quickly got my things told her I'm leaving as I just open the door three hevty looking men where outside my door. I knew it was God that saved me. After I left she never called or kept in contact again.

Buffalo2:
chairman, from her pix, she looks elderly oo abi na another person pix she use ni? Even true caller showed her name as Mrs Effiong. Shey make I proceed