₦airaland Forum

PromiseUche:
She's the one taking advantage of you.
By now she should have been able to get a fellow gal to stay with or rent her own apartment.

Don't be fooled!

Go about your life, invite your gal to stay over the weekend, tell her to excuse you guys.
Ask her when she's leaving.

Those gender knows how to use men to succeed in every stage of their life.

Yes I understand you my nigga, it is true

Ihatebuhariwith:
firstly you are not from northern side.. you are a Yoruba guy.. I gat u

yes I speak Yoruba ,my mum is a Yoruba woman my dad is from North

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

Op this Mattias no dey easy to solve o especially if you press the wrong key

You don already press the wrong key sha so just let her be in peace.

You should have press key F not the other one

My momma secretary for her work place don come our house that year come stay 1week and within that week na only Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday I no bang....the rest was carry go.....I press key F that's was why

Next time try and press key F

Though I no dey support the motion say you must bang anything that comes to you for help o.

. What is key F

1F30M4:
You keep friends that don't mean well for you smh. This one that is always connecting you to girls that need accommodation, one day you'll get into trouble and he will desert you.

what do I have to do...

kalu081:
Well I need more info to advice u
Firstly, was she sleeping without pant and bra?? Does she talk dirty when u guys are having conversations??

only bum short and spag singlet even at night during sleeping times her breast pop out ...and I was like in the middle of noght should grab those melons

killmods:
You no really sabi...U try one way e nor work u go try another way na. Try being nice and actually take her to fun places and make her happy but remove sexing her from ur mind and see. Because u done already let her know say u won knack so it's definitely in her mind to give in or not.
But as Konji dey do u and u won knack.. Na to invite other chicks to ur place and do the needful. Let her sleep elsewhere and be hearing the sex screams all night nd all day. Stop giving her levels. As she say no make u just leave am. Make she continue to dey collect for outside while u dey collect inside. We go see who go tire. Nor go force urself on her oo.. Rape na serious offense these days. Ignore all her curves.. No fight her just still be friends with her in fact be extra nice to her at every given opportunity but make sure someone else is sleeping in her bed space every other night. Then sit back and watch the game
Remember never to fight or argue with her no matter what she does. Worse case scenario is she leaves and u don't get a chance to knack her

thank you guy, but I didn't charge at her or force, but it paining me

NeckingNgulping:
Op, i know you've already told your friends that you've banged her already. I mean those friends in your neighbourhood hailing you for the big ass you brought home. They don't know that you haven't tasted anything, not even the tip..

lol.....e no eeasy

Helpfromabove1:
Leave her and go after ur regular girl no be by force

guy see ass enh.. see the ass very big ...but nah my speculation be that ...but why be say I no fit touch ham,

Stallionhorse:
Invite babes, fucck them on the bed while she is sleeping on the floor, make her understand that putting a roof over her head is not free and that you want to fuccck her or she leaves your house!! Don't be a weak link.. This girl is taking advantage of you.. And am really sure she is fucccking other guys and telling them she lives with her brother.. Guy disturb those ass and boobs at night.. As you no sleep make she no sleep.. This one nah werey sha, his crying over snacks like a baby.. I pity you..

oh the snack I don't that, she intentionally stop brcses she thought maybe I took her for granted that I will be in love so my head won't swell up for her again

lordchiz:
Lolsss... funny story!
I can understand Ur plight....
I also love ass!
But as an Ibo man ...I value respect and regards than Loose my respect because of yansh!

. Same here, it is paining me but I also have to respect my self ...

Cameleon72:
Was that your purpose

not that but I have such experience were the babe I also accomated told me, I no sabi. Because I didn't touch her

DriverX:
Idiot, are you dating her?

not that nah..

Haynnie:
OP something is wrong with you

how

Hello nairalanders, I am from northern region, I based in kano there is this lady that was looking for a place to stay to do her program, a friend of mine connected her to me that I should allow her stay with me till she is through with her program. This lady got what a man wsnted in a lady .big boobs. Curvey ass. And knows how to cook... Well mannered but I learnt my friend told she doesn't like sex...imagine how in Earth won't she like sex ..is it natural or she is circumcised ...

Two weeks to her stay with me , I develop interest in her ,we do sleep on same bed, and whenever midnight comes my dick risess but I don't want to touch her because she will say am taking advantage on her and also she turn her ass towards me ,also her breasts pop out in the middle of sleep, I was like I wish I could grab it, but I will be tempted to go near her but my spirit doubt me she may challenged me, because of her I don't invite other girls to my crib.. there was a day in the night she was turning up and down on the bed but me as a guy nah , I no sleep ,close one eyes open another staring at the ass obsetving how I will slide my duck to enter, ...I also tryto touch arms to cuddle her , she quickly stood up and challenged me ,telling me to respect myself , she said she is not a type lady that do sex , omo it pain me, but with this big ass ,so nobody dey bang you ni, my friend told me she may hide her trueself to impress me so we won't say she is cheap . but I was telling that I can't hold my feelings emotionally ..since then she has been sleeping on the tiles s separately till today and she has spent one month in my crib ...me wey be say babe must no sit in my bed , men nah Bleep straight...but is it a crime ni, she even ask say they I get motor ni, I told her no, but she do update status going to different expensive place but I don't know her parole... I really like her but me be say make we just have some intimacy fun as matured minds , the baby no gree, she do frawn face when talking to her...I iverlook that ...but how can I get her attention .if I touch her now she may say I want to rape her , she stop buying snacks for me because not to make feel I am falling For her , before she buys me things even to conversate with me in the room, she will be doing another thing. I got angry and j can't confront her ..because she will say am taking advabtage in her as the owner of the apartment ...


How can I get her attention ..she will soon will soon leave my crib...


The reason for this is that I also accomdated a lady before her but I didn't touch her , when she left she told my friend also that I no Sabi , I be dumbi guy, am afraud. .i also dream one day that I was romancing a lady when j woke up real life I found my self romancng pilow and bed ...and she is by my side too..I know she will be monitory me...

Please am an online sportybet customer, I later check now that most lives matches are not showing againg ...pleas what is going on,bi called there sporty bet customer they just cut my calls..anyoonne with experience

Offpoint1:
Okash na bastrd dem be, my due date falls on sunday and salary was to be paid on Monday..... I call those guys 2 days to explained to them I'll be defaulting for a day.... You can Imagine the insults I received from the useless idiotic lady that picked up.

Werey said " Nothing concerns her, I MUST PAY on that day.... or I should make a commitment by paying half" I told her I can't pay half of the money, precisely I don't have such amount untill Monday..... next thing the useless idiot said was "Are you that broke that you can't afford 10k and you're a man?"............ I was like give me your office address, I will need to come punch you in the face and re-arrange your jaws..... I ended the call.

guy me nah para I para, I told them if they try send message to my contact , they will not see any dime from me. Until they pay for damages, .she said if I don't pay ontime that I will cry,..I just laugh ..

To date those ladies self they fair me, not to talk of fuvking their girlfriends , don't brake their heart them go revenge with gun...I fair ametivsns

[quote author=Honestfrend post=113289128]No wa o..

Wen I was in school I was very hungry.. I no get food for house, I just carry anointing oil Gova use fry cocoyam.. I don't know if it's wrong in the site of God. I use mine to fry eggs....when I was in secondary school then in my aunties place ..that day I was hungry like kilode, oko I spot an olive oil Goya, I use it to fry eggs to eat my cocoyam too...those days enhhh

play5050:
If To Say U Lagos, I For Carry U Enter Oyingbo Rail Way, I Swear U Go Run Come Back Home

My Amaka Go Bang U Till Ur Dick Pill.

If We Enter Orile Na Die U Dey, I Go Carry U Enter Sunderland.

We Fit Enter One Corner For Ketu Side Or 18+ For Ifako With Just 1500 Your Konji Is Gone.

No Olosho Way No No Me For Bariga Down To Costain. Even Ojota We The Go Bang There.

I Be King For Kampala In Bariga, I Wish U All The Best.

guy wich side for ketu?..

I dey demurin, mascara, but those girls yoo dirty,.where i fit jazz in for mile 12...

I pitty your life.....kwantinue, ..

kvngsax001:
Methodist. Full tim0e saxophonist

am also a saxophonist too, nice meeting you. How far about your sax ministration journey in church , what of outside ministration

Jennyclay:
Well, personally. I'm allergic to broke and poor people. I can't stand being with a broke man. And besides their wahala is just too much.

I can't even imagine a man giving me 5k to cook stew.. What would 5k buy in the market? 5k can't even buy enough meat not to talk of other ingredients.

Abeg make broke people dey there lane.. While I dey my lane... Biko!!

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You are out of your senses, ode buruku, are you God ? Stupid girl Wich money you yourself have , if he become president tomorrow now. Una go rush ham back , never in your life insult a man broke, you Re cursing yourself, idiot you don't want to work depending on man's money..stay there sogbo..it is you people that have problem with marraige after rich man...I bet you ,you are broke also ...

Guys please where the church dey nah, I dey sport one olosho Derek wet her name nah ifeoma, e be like say make u locate that church as soon as possible old pufzy deysweet with thick labia majora

VlamesIffect:
Ah the God i serve .... Arsenal welcome to Europa....

VlamesIffect:
My brother e dun enter abeg cash out....assnal wan go ucl...go do wetin?

i know you are Chelsea fan , see one of them, bad belle

Paulianfa:
She is very stupid, na so e dey start. Evil spirit come folo am. Imagine this kind scary dressed to impress the world. How comfortable is she in this kind of load. Shame on u olosho.

if you don't get it. Forget about it...

E get why ...those who will understand will understand...

See yor feofle them dan dey worship Baphomet ..after you go say I no give
Dem allokation ..for am assurwa Dem no allokation again gaskia

bakynes:
I think the haters of Broda shaggi are not lagosians. Only a true lagosians will understand Shaggi's joke. Many of the guys that hate him are Easterners.

no mind dose mumu eastern guys, I don't know wetin dey worry their Igbo head, abeg I dey read joo

Kingisibor:
Tell us one person that has surpassed shaggi in your entire generations .... mumu . backward and stagnant entity. move forward you said no, allow others to move forward you said no.... you will not prosper .

no mind ham, nah mumu dey do ham, instead make he use is success to become prayer..

E dey vex for someone success , make God no vex for you oo, becareful

definitelyME:
He will soon fall back to square one....let him not be thinking that he has made it in life. Useless guy. I so much hate this guy!!

. Bring your hear let me tell you jare.. He pain ham, E choke .......he dey vex Bec of him success

I don't support this, also that is why I don't pitty northern state where gbokoharam is Killin them, .. because they are cowards..what is your view towards this

Common go and sit down joo, criminals kill you there

zubimete:
It might be for rituals who knows! The way to get money.

it is for ritual...it only take a spiritual person to understand,...his wife will not know