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u never change ;Dc

AC is new the PDP - Equally as corrupt - I guess we are back to square one

Studio CFR:
Blacksta
Yo intro dey make me laugh

But the joke nearly make me cry

howdy - return of the don Blacksta

shakes head at nonsense

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was gas - but I was wrong, too!"

The most unbreakable , unstopable, you know say no more

What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!

An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning.
He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his wristwatch. He was walking by an old man sitting on a low stool by his camel and asked if he knew the time.
The old man slowly reached over and pushed the camel's testicles to one side and then released them, letting them swing to a stop.
"10:27" he said.
The archaeologist was stunned as he had never seen someone tell time like that before. He rushed back to the hotel to find his colleagues and then brought them back to the town square to find the old man.
Having found him again, the archaeologist said, "I will give you this $50 bill if you'll show me how you tell time.
The old man pocketed the $50 bill and said, "OK, kneel down here with me and put your head close to mine. Now swing the camel's testicles out of the way. Now, can you see the clock on that building over there?"

A daughter telling her mom shes pregnant.

DAUGHTER: Mom I'm pregnant.
MOM: How could this happen.
DAUGHTER: I don't know mom.
MOM: Well do you know were the father is?
DAUGHTER: I don't know mom, it was a group project.

Shakes at all these Fakestars  


Giving awards when Master Blacksta no dey  - u have been exposed

all of u na odes

981,119

mukina


u r corrupt just like your people in fifa - wa blow

let me be controversial


"Only brain dead people like beaf and his irks will believe this shi t"  more like of 201 days business as usual which is corruption

things like this only happens in nigeria - u will not find such any where else- hence i am not surprised

No wonder  - people like visiting Aso rock  if not a high priest then it is some dodgy king with hope of receiving the customary transportation  money.  I never knew Aso rock had its own inhouse bank where ridiculous large sums of money are kept no wonder yar adua son could pose with bundles of naira.

To the idio t that says it is customary to hand out large sums of unaccounted money  - I say you must be big foo l .

Nonsense Economics  - but it is ok for example the UK Central bank to print money and pass it thru Banks who then pass it on to the consumer - what is  the difference the UK Central bank might as well pass directly to the consumer - Again i say nonsense economics - abeg print more money.

Gbawe - Correct analysis and insight


2nd Preference - DapoBear

3rd Preference - Mikensy



1,000, 000 Preference - Becomerich1,2,3,4,5 and the latest name Turbulence - when person no be plane

Nice one bro - Nja definitely got talent

This beaf dey annoy me sef  security vote my a ss    - I  have never seen an instance where someone will defend the indefensible.  It is total insanity to expect anything good to come out of evil PDP

GEJ might have good intentions but unfortunately he has surrounded himself with crooks -  I repeat GEJ is not the messiah to solve Nigeria problems. The Demise of PDP is the beginning of hope for Nigeria

Is this not the new governor - awoof don start - as mentioned 1 athelete 11 Officals and all of them go collect allowance - All this politicians are the same and are crooks

US embassy cables: Washington requests biometric information for African leaders


Leadership dynamics and decision-making processes of key civilian and military officials; influence of corruption and patronage in decision-making. -- Status of relations among top leaders of African Great Lakes countries, especially Kigali and Kinshasa, and Kampala and Kinshasa. --

Plans and intentions regarding political succession, including post-election transitions; indications of coup plotting. -- Leader influence on popular opinion and popular sentiments. -- Influence on government leadership of religious organizations, interest groups, ethnic groups, and military. -- The role of military, intelligence, and security services in national policy decision-making and their control of government institutions and parastatals.

-- Leadership policies and actions that cause or respond to political instability or economic deterioration. -- Leadership financial resources and personal relationships. -- Government and public views about and evidence of impact of corruption and crime on internal stability and development

. -- Information on political stability, sources of instability, and nature of challenges to effective governance. -- Government plans and efforts to respond to threats to political stability; strategies for addressing underlying discontent. -- Changes inside key ministries and security forces, including personal dynamics, tribal politics and factions. -- Details on identities, motives, influence, and relations among principal advisors.

-- Biographic and biometric data, including health, opinions toward the US, training history, ethnicity (tribal and/or clan), and language skills of key and emerging political, military, intelligence, opposition, ethnic, religious, and business leaders. Data should include email addresses, telephone and fax numbers, fingerprints, facial images, DNA, and iris scans.

DapoBear:
I love SaharaReporters. They understand that the media cannot be too buddy buddy with gov't. The media is supposed to be the watchdog of the public.

Please explain  - cause SH Reporter have not written anything on Lagos  - I assume you are refering to the recent encounter with BRF

Nsiman:
Can't nigerians ask questions? How did sng know it was $50,000?, $100 and so on? I smell a rat

what kind of dumb question is this - can you count or not - I doubt it -

You hardly see beaf around where you have a clear cut case against his crooked master GEJ

we already know what they can possible say about Nigerian leader


1. eXTREmly corrupt
2. ethnic bigots
3. sexually immoral
4. Election riggers
5 . treasury looters
6 . GEJ is a mumu for obj
7 . Yara adua wont last long
8 Country is advancing towards failed state
9 Get as much oil you can


Me i am not surprised

@poster


Using drugs to control weight loss is something that no human can sustain . The question is where does one draw the line and a complete waste of limited resources such as money.

I simply subscribe to a long term approach which is proven to do many benefits in the quest of losing weight

My Approach goes as follows

1. Examine your daily consumption  - The reason you pile on weight is down to fact that you are consuming more more than you need. 

2. An average requires roughly about 3500 cal daily and anything over this is stored as fat,

3. To lose weight simply reduce your calorie intake to about 3000 and you will lose weight   


4. Execrise, Execrise , Execrise i cannot emphaise the importance of this -

I so much agree  it is fire for Fire - that is why i subscribe to only a bloody revolution can save Nigeria any other peaceful revolution is waste of time.

The award was zoned to Nigeria - a celebration of mediocracy and some idi ot will come and tell me GDP is raising.

Jonathan is equally as corrupt as any other pdp crook. Anybody hoping for transformation under Jonathan is either brain dead or hopeless. It is obviously that Atiku looks to be stronger candidate within PDP than GEJ and his camp are looking at other technicalities to remove atiku byany means like they did not know his wavier was suspect. I am not an ATIKU fan and i hope the two consume themselves so a new Era of hope can begin in Nigeria. The demise of PDP is the begining of good things in Nigeria.