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Yo mama so ugly that she came last in a miss world competition only to be tipped to first position by a british bulldog. |
this joke sef ![]() |
bibs:Impossiblcant - O l girl I dey run on cloud computing - I no get limit - i dey expand as needed. but i cant vouch for studio - 5kb fit cause overload - i think it is more like Nokia 3310 memeory |
kody-licky:lol Na infected slap laced with kwashokur, - lo |
Studio CFR:lol studio why u dey yab bibs - bibs, studio talk say u get low IQ - haba studio |
Oya bring one of cattle to recieve the E-slap - hope say the cow get wireless card sha |
Studio CFR:huh - abi u wany downloaded slap ![]() |
I no get am - u sure say u get credit ![]() |
mollyben: |
dumb and dumber couple ![]() |
If u near me - u will get hurt - just move on quietly or else ![]() wey your joke |
^ It cant be me - cause i am not a resident - I bey martian agent for earth. ![]() |
bibs:Lol - Headache ko bellyachce ni u no even fear |
bibs:lol - who ask u question - how your herd ![]() |
smh or should i yawn |
Studio CFR:U know say u no get joke taste buds - the buds don age. Anyway wey your own joke. |
Please stay focus and dont derail the thread or unless u get a ban again ![]() |
11 More Minutes. A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver’s window. The young man lowers his window. “Uh, yes, officer?” The cop says: “What are you doing?” The young man says: “Well Officer, I’m reading a magazine.” Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: “And her, what is she doing?” The young man shrugs: “Sir, I believe she’s knitting a pullover sweater.” Now, the cop is totally confused, A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover’s lane… and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks: “What’s your age, young man?” The young man says “I’m 22, sir.” The cop asks: “And her…what’s her age?” The young man looks at his watch and replies: “She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.” |
Studio CFR:How r u oga photographer - Sorry o u go search tire. Hope u cool sha. Efe don miss u tire - she ready to dump for Vicks for u wish i were this lucky ![]() |
Teacher: “Where were u born?” Student: “Singapore, Sir.” Teacher: “Which part?” Student: “All of me, Sir.” |
TWO MIDGETS Two midgets vacationing in Las Vegas pick up a couple of hookers and take them back to their hotel room for a little fun. After a few cocktails and some dancing, the lights go out, but the night doesn’t go as planned. The first midget not only can’t get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to his buddy grunting… “One, two, three, HUH! One, two, three, HUH!” over and over. In the morning his pal asks him, “So how was it last night?” “I can’t believe how much it sucked,” says the first midget. “I couldn’t get hard all night. I’m so ashamed.” The second midget answers, “You think that’s bad? I couldn’t even get up on the bed.” |
skyndyp:Hey Wassup - u don come and dissappear again - Anyway my brain dey itch ![]() |
Efe - what is your beef - no bee somewhere u start |
chi-baby:Oya - I am sorry for all off yestersday madness - can i get a hug darling |
Efemena_xy:hmmmm |
chi baby darling - what good - |
u see not bad - oya open thread |
Vic2k3:nuthin to say - i don move on |
googles:I have holding my shat ined no tissued |
Abeg - mr vicks give it a rest - abeg - that chapter done close |
that one u cant help - A joke is stil a joke - oya let me help u |
larayat:them dey -- which i kind jokes u get post am - dont be shy |
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