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Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by blacksta(m): 12:50pm On Aug 24, 2010
Yo mama so ugly that she came last in a miss world competition only to be tipped to first position by a british bulldog.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by blacksta(m): 12:46pm On Aug 24, 2010
this joke sef cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 12:45pm On Aug 24, 2010
bibs:
At all at all na im bad pass, atleast me i get memory card

what of u and am wey dey share 5kb
Impossiblcant - O l girl I dey run on cloud computing - I no get limit - i dey expand as needed.

but i cant vouch for studio - 5kb fit cause overload - i think it is more like Nokia 3310 memeory
Jokes EtcRe: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 12:39pm On Aug 24, 2010
kody-licky:
all downloads intercepted
"scanning 4 virus". . . . . . . . .

virus detected
infected file sent to studio
lol

Na infected slap laced with kwashokur, - lo
Jokes EtcRe: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 12:38pm On Aug 24, 2010
Studio CFR:
Bibs wireless reach ground- but her memory card too low.
lol

studio why u dey yab bibs - bibs, studio talk say u get low IQ - haba studio  shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 12:32pm On Aug 24, 2010
Oya bring one of cattle to recieve the E-slap - hope say the cow get wireless card sha
Jokes EtcRe: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 12:28pm On Aug 24, 2010
Studio CFR:
U stingy na
huh - abi u wany downloaded slap grin
Jokes EtcRe: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 12:25pm On Aug 24, 2010
I no get am - u sure say u get credit tongue
HealthRe: Daily Exercise And Food Routine For Those Who Want To Lose Weight by blacksta(m): 12:22pm On Aug 24, 2010
mollyben:
hi y'all,my name is mollyb.right now, i think i weigh 112kg.i want to lose weight like crazy.pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase help author.
shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unban My Omolola1 Id by blacksta(m): 12:16pm On Aug 24, 2010
dumb and dumber couple grin
Jokes EtcRe: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 12:15pm On Aug 24, 2010
If u near me - u will get hurt - just move on quietly or else tongue

wey your joke
Forum GamesRe: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (Part 2) by blacksta(m): 12:13pm On Aug 24, 2010
^
It cant be me - cause i am not a resident - I bey martian agent for earth. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 12:05pm On Aug 24, 2010
bibs:
^^A.P.R.O.K.O!!!!!!!!!
how your own take be wey u dey take panadol for another man headache?
Lol - Headache ko bellyachce ni

u no even fear
Jokes EtcRe: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 11:55am On Aug 24, 2010
bibs:
i am fine too
lol - who ask u question - how your herd tongue
Jokes EtcRe: +++craziest Food Combinations+++ by blacksta(m): 11:48am On Aug 24, 2010
smh or should i yawn
Jokes EtcRe: Spoil Bodi Edition Ver 0.7 - No Enter Cause Your Waist Go Break by blacksta(op): 11:37am On Aug 24, 2010
Studio CFR:
Are u threatening me? U suppose' dey fear me.

Yo joke no too sweet sha
U know say u no get joke taste buds - the buds don age. Anyway wey your own joke.
Jokes EtcRe: Spoil Bodi Edition Ver 0.7 - No Enter Cause Your Waist Go Break by blacksta(op): 11:19am On Aug 24, 2010
Please stay focus and dont derail the thread or unless u get a ban again tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Spoil Bodi Edition Ver 0.7 - No Enter Cause Your Waist Go Break by blacksta(op): 11:08am On Aug 24, 2010
11 More Minutes.

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver’s window.
The young man lowers his window. “Uh, yes, officer?”
The cop says: “What are you doing?”
The young man says: “Well Officer, I’m reading a magazine.”
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: “And her, what is she doing?”
The young man shrugs: “Sir, I believe she’s knitting a pullover sweater.”
Now, the cop is totally confused, A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover’s lane… and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: “What’s your age, young man?” The young man says “I’m 22, sir.”
The cop asks: “And her…what’s her age?”
The young man looks at his watch and replies: “She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.”
Jokes EtcRe: Spoil Bodi Edition Ver 0.7 - No Enter Cause Your Waist Go Break by blacksta(op): 11:07am On Aug 24, 2010
Studio CFR:
Still searching for the joke
How r u oga photographer - Sorry o u go search tire. Hope u cool sha. Efe don miss u tire - she ready to dump for Vicks for u

wish i were this lucky tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Spoil Bodi Edition Ver 0.7 - No Enter Cause Your Waist Go Break by blacksta(op): 11:03am On Aug 24, 2010
Teacher: “Where were u born?”
Student: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Student: “All of me, Sir.”
Jokes EtcSpoil Bodi Edition Ver 0.7 - No Enter Cause Your Waist Go Break by blacksta(op): 11:00am On Aug 24, 2010
TWO MIDGETS

Two midgets vacationing in Las Vegas pick up a couple of hookers and take them back to their hotel room for a little fun.

After a few cocktails and some dancing, the lights go out, but the night doesn’t go as planned.

The first midget not only can’t get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to his buddy grunting…

“One, two, three, HUH! One, two, three, HUH!” over and over.

In the morning his pal asks him, “So how was it last night?”

“I can’t believe how much it sucked,” says the first midget. “I couldn’t get hard all night. I’m so ashamed.”

The second midget answers,

“You think that’s bad? I couldn’t even get up on the bed.”
Jokes EtcRe: Get Ready To Spoil Body - Dedicated To Real Yokers by blacksta(op): 10:49am On Aug 24, 2010
skyndyp:
Thread Locked. Blacksta report to my table so i can disect your brain.

Nice joke sha kiss
Hey Wassup - u don come and dissappear again - Anyway my brain dey itch grin
Jokes EtcRe: Am Back In A Big Way by blacksta(m): 11:31pm On Aug 23, 2010
Efe - what is your beef - no bee somewhere u start
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 11:27pm On Aug 23, 2010
chi-baby:
*dudges all da kissin advances*  tongue

We are not fwenz yet till u appologise 4 your behaviour yday  angry
Oya  - I am sorry for all off yestersday madness  - can i get a hug darling
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 11:26pm On Aug 23, 2010
Efemena_xy:
Vicks baby?
hmmmm
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 11:23pm On Aug 23, 2010
chi baby darling - what good -
kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Am Back In A Big Way by blacksta(m): 11:20pm On Aug 23, 2010
u see not bad - oya open thread
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 11:16pm On Aug 23, 2010
Vic2k3:
Haba blacksta don't say that.tins can get bera, what if she says jxt now that she wants u back tell me u int praying 4 dat.plssssss b a man and ask her 2 come back 2 u
nuthin to say - i don move on
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 11:11pm On Aug 23, 2010
googles:
wats are happened here ?? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
I have holding my shat ined no tissued
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 11:08pm On Aug 23, 2010
Abeg - mr vicks give it a rest - abeg - that chapter done close
Jokes EtcRe: Am Back In A Big Way by blacksta(m): 10:58pm On Aug 23, 2010
that one u cant help - A joke is stil a joke - oya let me help u
Jokes EtcRe: Am Back In A Big Way by blacksta(m): 10:54pm On Aug 23, 2010
larayat:
i really want 2 make u guys laugh.bt since i came bck frm sch av nt bin laughin myself.
them dey -- which i kind jokes u get

post am - dont be shy

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