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tanimz:

Why do have flies for head - u never baf

NellaLuv  - abeg welcome - no mind that country head

how u dey  - oya come for hug  

mollyben:
dont be shocked blacksta.it's funny dat while u were replying this post,i was busy wiv some of your jokes.nissan main dealer makes sense.

Just teasing . That jokes is so funny we be twin . Hope u cool sha I get more jokes sha .

jokingmary:
Topic says yo mama jokes 4 pidgin

Sorry no vex - i no see the title.

Yo mama so ugly that she came last in a miss world competition only to be tipped to first position by a british bulldog.

this joke sef

bibs:
At all at all na im bad pass, atleast me i get memory card

what of u and am wey dey share 5kb

Impossiblcant - O l girl I dey run on cloud computing - I no get limit - i dey expand as needed.

but i cant vouch for studio - 5kb fit cause overload - i think it is more like Nokia 3310 memeory

[quote author=kody-licky link=topic=498091.msg6630414#msg6630414 date=1282649775]all downloads intercepted
"scanning 4 virus". . . . . . . . .

virus detected
infected file sent to studio[/quote]lol

Na infected slap laced with kwashokur, - lo

Studio CFR:
Bibs wireless reach ground- but her memory card too low.

lol

studio why u dey yab bibs - bibs, studio talk say u get low IQ - haba studio  

Oya bring one of cattle to recieve the E-slap - hope say the cow get wireless card sha

Studio CFR:
U stingy na

huh - abi u wany downloaded slap

I no get am - u sure say u get credit

dumb and dumber couple

If u near me - u will get hurt - just move on quietly or else

wey your joke

^
It cant be me - cause i am not a resident - I bey martian agent for earth.

bibs:
^^A.P.R.O.K.O!!!!!!!!!
how your own take be wey u dey take panadol for another man headache?

Lol - Headache ko bellyachce ni

u no even fear

bibs:
i am fine too

lol - who ask u question - how your herd

smh or should i yawn

Studio CFR:
Are u threatening me? U suppose' dey fear me.

Yo joke no too sweet sha

U know say u no get joke taste buds - the buds don age. Anyway wey your own joke.

Please stay focus and dont derail the thread or unless u get a ban again

11 More Minutes.

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver’s window.
The young man lowers his window. “Uh, yes, officer?”
The cop says: “What are you doing?”
The young man says: “Well Officer, I’m reading a magazine.”
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: “And her, what is she doing?”
The young man shrugs: “Sir, I believe she’s knitting a pullover sweater.”
Now, the cop is totally confused, A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover’s lane… and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: “What’s your age, young man?” The young man says “I’m 22, sir.”
The cop asks: “And her…what’s her age?”
The young man looks at his watch and replies: “She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.”

Studio CFR:
Still searching for the joke

How r u oga photographer - Sorry o u go search tire. Hope u cool sha. Efe don miss u tire - she ready to dump for Vicks for u

wish i were this lucky

Teacher: “Where were u born?”
Student: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Student: “All of me, Sir.”

TWO MIDGETS

Two midgets vacationing in Las Vegas pick up a couple of hookers and take them back to their hotel room for a little fun.

After a few cocktails and some dancing, the lights go out, but the night doesn’t go as planned.

The first midget not only can’t get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to his buddy grunting…

“One, two, three, HUH! One, two, three, HUH!” over and over.

In the morning his pal asks him, “So how was it last night?”

“I can’t believe how much it sucked,” says the first midget. “I couldn’t get hard all night. I’m so ashamed.”

The second midget answers,

“You think that’s bad? I couldn’t even get up on the bed.”

skyndyp:
Thread Locked. Blacksta report to my table so i can disect your brain.

Nice joke sha

Hey Wassup - u don come and dissappear again - Anyway my brain dey itch

Efe - what is your beef - no bee somewhere u start

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=498991.msg6627549#msg6627549 date=1282602421]*dudges all da kissin advances*  

We are not fwenz yet till u appologise 4 your behaviour yday  [/quote]Oya  - I am sorry for all off yestersday madness  - can i get a hug darling

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=498991.msg6627537#msg6627537 date=1282602320]Vicks baby?[/quote]hmmmm

chi baby darling - what good -

u see not bad - oya open thread

Vic2k3:
Haba blacksta don't say that.tins can get bera, what if she says jxt now that she wants u back tell me u int praying 4 dat.plssssss b a man and ask her 2 come back 2 u

nuthin to say - i don move on