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[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=503096.msg6637779#msg6637779 date=1282745791]okay

but what about your French love?

or dinner on top of the Eiffel Tower?

or. . .or. . . [/quote]Na wa o Wetin be your own. So u dey judge pesin by old actions

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=503096.msg6637657#msg6637657 date=1282744188]^^ Really?

Na lie jor!! - you nor fit renounce anything man!

the thing too dey sweet u for body [/quote]Why u dey pour petrol for my dying fire. I say my eye don clear

skyndyp:
Blackie im not your love anymore. It has turned soured since u've been running after other chicks.

Na jeje I dey post my jokes na so all these chicks come dey disturb me . Na devil cause am . My face don clear now.  Na skyneee dipper I need for my life . I go renounce all of them 

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=503096.msg6637543#msg6637543 date=1282742871]^^ Lol!![/quote]Why u dey laugh me

skyndyp:
now i fink im happy

Me sef dey happy my baby is happy with me

Why u dey treat me like this - remember those days

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=498991.msg6637413#msg6637413 date=1282741020]Stop scratching!

You get dandruff?? [/quote]lol - wassup - Mrs Love

Smh

Talk talk talk I don tire .Nigerians r not ready for change so when Ibb does return the same Nigerians will duly welcome and accept him when money don change hand.

^

Seen that one before try again

skyndyp:
U no know wetin u do abi? No be u dey follow all the chicks wen dey NL for yansh so? Commot jor

Haba me ke Impossible am I that popular ?

skyndyp:
Oh blackie,how i hate u when u are romantic

Abeg no finish me. Wetin I do my love

skyndyp:
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppp -

Hope say Bus of jokes don jam u - abeg throw me more yoke lifeline abeg

skyndyp:
Na so u miss me

Haba _ My First Love for NL  - see i don loose weight cause u fashi me  

lol -

Are u back or this one post and run

One tooth laugh for this one

Who is mummy - no be me ? - How are you  - why u dey hide from blackiee

NIGHT TRAIN
An old man and a young woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.


At 1:00 a.m., he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."


"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."


"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.


"Good," she replies. "Get your own damned blanket!"


After a moment of silence, he farted.

Nice one

I can't believe it

vicks na cheat

Kunbee:

wetin do your face - how r u

wetin black do