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where is the joke

An old couple was watching TV one evening, and the husband got up to go to the kitchen. His wife told him to get her some iced tea, and knowing that the years had taken their toll on his memory, she told him to write it down.

"I can remember iced tea," he protested.

"But I want sugar in my tea too," she told him, "so write it down."

He told her he could remember iced tea with sugar.

"I want a slice of lemon too." she said, "Just write it down."

He left the room grumbling to himself. A few minutes later he came back with a plate full of mashed potatoes for her.

"Now look what you've done!" she yelled at him, "You forgot my gravy!"

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=500438.msg6617922#msg6617922 date=1282477104]ID u nor go church??

Oya Ekarooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

[/quote]lol - i though u no sabi yoruba

Studio CFR:
Idowu why u dey behave like Dyt?

so dyt don spam your life too - lol

Studio CFR:
Ati iwo'no

lol how body - u no go shrine today

Id

poster o ti si a re

makajibbz:
gudday ma,

hw hav u been since d last time we interracted romantically.?

Makalogy - how body na every woman u wan marry

A New Year's Wish

On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck - the bartender was almost crushed to death.

Una don Finish Fight - So who win - make u come collect prise

Idowuogbo:
shaaaraapp dia efe
enjoy free movie

bck to d torieee



ndidiamaka, walk outs

y sta dey rub koboko dey shout chei dis gal don finish me
oh boi abeg strt oo cus we nid to finish dat business we get wiv chioma (sta talkin to his python )

bck @  home , amaka sits down and thinks
eeehoo y i wicked so, i 4 jus tattoo d guy wiv palmwine bottle finish .
Now i wicked my sef . if 2moro come and d tin dey scratch and my sta no fi run marathon nko
i don dieee oo , chineke wetin  i go do

she starts to pray Father lord forgive for me 4  all my sins
make my  man sta b able do samba d tankolo , abeg chineke boi hia my prayer oo

to be continued

I dont use python na Cobra -

Id u don crase finish

although i go fa ta si .

make i get popcorn

Id

I get u - i no understand the pesin sef - why all the red flag

henceforth - i go dey dodge am or bullet always

O se o mo to da

^^

from the ones with kissing disease i guess

tanimz:
Shior._{And yet again, you lose another woman. You sure say dey no swear for you?}

Na revolving door - one goes  - many enter 


for u - the door no go turn

I wear balls protecting metal pants - by now ID leg go don swell

Id

8 inches - ke - u wan go space -

Id

wetin u drink this night - all these energy sef

abeg come massage me  - my bodi dey ache  

Black no fear nobody  - I don user love that coverth all quench anger

tanimz:
Abi ode ni e ni?

No try me oo!

I no go exchange insult with cause if start  - u know wetin go happen  

Enu nla

Id

how - this one higher level talk - them go wonder tire

tanimz:
I no understand you.

u no understand ke

O ma se  - u should roll with big boys  

ID cant do that - she no get the heart - she be my correct padi


so the rest of u - go eat popcorn until your teeth rotten

tz


That one no get game like blackiee - Ask ID

ID


Yes o them get your size - one size fit all


@hip

That one must be delicious -

tanimz:
Who you be wey i no fit yab? Mtchew.

Why you dey insult my mouth?

sharrraaarap dia

Your mouth like my mouth -- Oya come and collect kiss

Yellow paw paw

tanimz:
You be fowl? Question mark be fly for ya village, abi?

Olodo oshi.

Na me u dey yarn  - u no get elder pictures for house

elenu bi pom pom pom

Efe

Which jokes dear

tanimz:

Why u get flies for head  - u never baf as usual