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Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 4:06pm On Aug 20, 2010

This 75 year old woman had a vision one night, she saw
and spoke to God. She asked him, "how much time do
I have to live." He said, "you have 35 years left."

So that whole year she had a ton of cosmetic surgery, she
had a face lift, a tummy tuck, her nose reshaped, liposuction,
she completely did herself over. She figured as long as
she was going to live another 35 years she was going to
look young again. After all this was done, that same year
she was hit by a car and was killed instantly.

When she entered St. Peter's gate she walked over to God
and said, "What happened? I thought you said I had
another 35 years." God replied, "I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU!"

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 4:00pm On Aug 20, 2010

SCHOOL TEST ANSWERS

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 3:59pm On Aug 20, 2010

DAMN KIDS!

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon
inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have
been helping themselves to a feast.

The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit eating
situation. So he puts up a sign that reads, "WARNING: ONE
OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!

The farmer returns a week later to discover that none of
the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another
sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 3:56pm On Aug 20, 2010

Cyhoney

I no wan derail thread - before Ben 10 ban me - So need a suitable medium - so i can dance alanta for u grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 3:45pm On Aug 20, 2010

cynthoney:
u messed me up,now tell me

y sud i be for u?

<blackie sobs cry

> I bind that demon of woman pulling. >

Anyway i have decided to move from England to France. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 3:34pm On Aug 20, 2010

Ben-10:
Is that not Studio?

Stop on bro

cynthoney:
blackie,wat is this?!

Haba babes - r u with me or against me kiss

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 3:32pm On Aug 20, 2010

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

A: He wanted to see what High School was like!

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 3:30pm On Aug 20, 2010

cynthoney:
yes,a heart made of steel!

where is everyone?

That means i go need catapillar kind love to break that one - grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 3:26pm On Aug 20, 2010

cynthoney:
sorry babes,im back being bizz

wetin dey happen for here?

Efe,wats d latest?

Honey boo - I am sure you r back with a new heart. wink

Jokes Etc › Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 3:22pm On Aug 20, 2010

A drunk staggered out of a bar, swaying and stumbling all over the place, barely able to put one foot in front of the other. He eventually managed to reach his car, but just as he was about to try and open the door, a police officer tapped him on the shoulder and said: "I hope you're not thinking of driving tonight, sir?"

"Of course I am," replied the drunk. "I'm in no fit state to walk!"

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 2:58pm On Aug 20, 2010

Has Nuthin to do with me I think na ileke idi the person dey yan

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 2:49pm On Aug 20, 2010

jennykadry:
Just saw you reply on the omotola's locked thread and wanna clarify sthg. I did nt type the idiotic, I typed ileke idi dont know where the idiotic came from

You most def from Yaba left . tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 2:47pm On Aug 20, 2010

sledge406:
Blacksta, take a bath

Lol - I don baff untop transformer - Your turn and see if i no connect am back to the grid. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 2:43pm On Aug 20, 2010

Efemena_xy:
Oh my baby's back!!

**Efe runs to him, throws her arms around his neck and covers him with kisses**

**MY**kisses**sweet**kisses**baby!!**kisses**

Obese kissing tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 2:33pm On Aug 20, 2010

Efemena_xy:
Men kissing virus na berra ting o!

I forget say you sef dey suffer from kisslomatinilsitcs grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 2:30pm On Aug 20, 2010

jokingmary:

those is ma student

impossiblcant - she is expelling cause she not doesing the tisha - in forestazation.

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 2:28pm On Aug 20, 2010

Maka abi na waka - wey your sidekick - they wey give u kissing virus

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 2:27pm On Aug 20, 2010

lysaa:
Who is sledge? wanno give his post some credit? can't u see how i ignored it?

hmmm - Sledge ke ? that one belongs to studio - lol

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 2:22pm On Aug 20, 2010

Ben-10:
googles, in my absence. . .telling me everything that happen.

why u choosed ~~yahoozing~~ googles

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 2:18pm On Aug 20, 2010

Idowuogbo:
oga no aba gals are bricklayers now

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 2:12pm On Aug 20, 2010

Efemena_xy:
Nothing lost my brother - I be wan cry but seeing as you dey in middle of fight

na I say make I siddon watch the show. . .

you run when im hot for here - oya settle all your babes now. . .but nor spread urself thin sha

I dey try - na u be my mentor - How bodi abi vicks dey for eyez

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 2:08pm On Aug 20, 2010

hello crass - hoping the engrish crass is speeding smoothlingy

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 2:04pm On Aug 20, 2010

Efe

wetin lost - u don cry finish .

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 12:46pm On Aug 20, 2010

lysaa:
i know who i am. .who are u?

Haba - wetin do you memory - u travel or this jail sef - dem don release u - anyway welcome back

Efe don dey look for u - your beloved twin sista

grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 12:37pm On Aug 20, 2010

lysaa:
_{shakes head in disappointment.}

your heading might fallen off - tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 12:34pm On Aug 20, 2010

lysaa:
pleased to meet u a-again but my mind slips me. Er. .abeg, could u introduce yasef?

or u introduce yourself. lol

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 12:07pm On Aug 20, 2010

cynthoney:
wetin u wan?

im really very upset wit u

i left u for just a day and u had to go servicing old pple's engines

shame on u!!!!

Na devil cause am . Please no vex

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 12:04pm On Aug 20, 2010

Ileke-IdI:
lwkmd

Better go and buy your bullet proof vest. The ladies are coming after you next, I go help am finish you for womanizing around

No need for any finishing . I know u want some juice .

Choney see how this babe dey disturb me

Na the same thing happen yesterday

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 11:59am On Aug 20, 2010

Cbaby how now . U don't settle down wink

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 11:49am On Aug 20, 2010

I need a vacation grin

Anybody going east

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