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Jokes Etc › Re: As A Newbie Let's See Ma Stuffs by blacksta(m): 9:51pm On Aug 20, 2010

|s this a joke thread or romance - people make up your mind

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 9:43pm On Aug 20, 2010

tanimz:
Whenever you behave yourself, we are friends.

I said smile! Or do you need my kisses to boost it?

t_z hmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

abeg no more kisses for maka

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 9:32pm On Aug 20, 2010

tanimz:
Depends.

Abeg gist me

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 9:24pm On Aug 20, 2010

tanimz:
Hi hater!

so u r not my friend

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 9:18pm On Aug 20, 2010

Efe abeg no start your own kissing disease

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 9:09pm On Aug 20, 2010

kissing disease is about to start

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 9:08pm On Aug 20, 2010

makajibbz:
passin by. . . . *whistling silently*

tZ hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 9:04pm On Aug 20, 2010

Idowuogbo:
its a phone Dopesss
no b america u dey abi na Gabon u dey wey u dey lie
most pips dere use it now
me sef try use 1 b4 its shiiiite

lol - na that one i wan buy

tanimz:
I know the sidekick phone, but I'm sure that's not what he is talking about.

Trust me, i know Blacksta. All this im coded language no dey new to me.

hehen - dont put words in my mouth

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 8:52pm On Aug 20, 2010

tanimz:
I dey jare. Which one be sidekick again?

haba u don dump am

Idowuogbo:
@sta
blackieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Romance › Re: She Is Positive With Hiv Yet She Want Me To Sleep With Her. by blacksta(m): 8:47pm On Aug 20, 2010

abeg no mind these people forget reasoning , follow your dick - u would have to sleep with her 20 times before u can catch anything . no forget to count - carry dairy

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 8:42pm On Aug 20, 2010

omo ba wo ni wey your sidekick

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 8:41pm On Aug 20, 2010

cough - have u saw my reporting cards

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 8:38pm On Aug 20, 2010

ben 10 - 20 pages in about 2 days

na wa 00

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 5:28pm On Aug 20, 2010

Uyi Iredia:

That is whyed i am suprizing when i failure the seminster cause my ingrish is worst.

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 5:24pm On Aug 20, 2010

An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed
that people were staring at her.

She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just
let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your
hearing aid."

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 5:20pm On Aug 20, 2010

oweniwe:
Blackstar, why are you wanted 2 seeing the "head-toaster" when his presence is here? BTW, how many f9 does your klass teasher given you at your reporting card?

to disscussion my grades for pasting seminster

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 5:16pm On Aug 20, 2010

Est-ce qu un peu le français al ecole . sans ma dictonary - Je vais stuggle

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 5:00pm On Aug 20, 2010

jokingmary:
If u wenting up, u wenting down, wenting u again see on sign borad saiding your right then enter your right, u go seeing the oppice

Note: u must wenting up and down 2 timeses

I wentin up and downing and doesnt saw the ooffice grin

i thought i am misplaced

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 4:57pm On Aug 20, 2010

cynthoney:
dont worry dear,u re my baby always

Yippee Weekend sorted - Alors, qui est le véritable Cyh grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 4:46pm On Aug 20, 2010

i want to met the head master to disscussion my report card - please showed me the ofiice

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 4:38pm On Aug 20, 2010

cynthoney:
oh baby,u re good

now come for a hug

<hugs blackie and kisses him sweetly>

weldone kip it up

" he don tey when i get hug like this - Cyhoney u do plastic surgery or Na God give u boost grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Big Meat by blacksta(m): 4:32pm On Aug 20, 2010

Oga D1 - long time - how bodi

i see the ashi dem dey keep u busy this days

we get newer models u wan upgrade.

Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 4:30pm On Aug 20, 2010

how price to spoken badness ingrish -cause my english is still to good grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Please What Happened To One Thing Called Gabrwyl by blacksta(m): 4:21pm On Aug 20, 2010

Ben10 na cartoon - busy ko tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 4:19pm On Aug 20, 2010

Bob was removing some engine valves from a car on the
lift when he spotted a famous heart surgeon, who was standing
off to the side, waiting for the service manager.

Bob, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage,
"Hey , Is that you ? Come over here a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where
Bob was working on a car. Bob in a loud voice, all could
hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this
work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and
when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you
get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the
same work?"

The Doctor, very embarrassed, walked away, and said softly,
to Bob,, "Try doing your work with the engine running."

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 4:14pm On Aug 20, 2010

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the
playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I
was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

The student looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you
can't say you weren't warned."

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 4:11pm On Aug 20, 2010

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and
after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home
when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't
expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on
the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing,
boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and
don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.
Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand
that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether
you're here or not."

Jokes Etc › Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(op): 4:07pm On Aug 20, 2010

Idowuogbo:
i sense addiction yet anoda thread
but any how me wa spoil bodyy

a woman was pregnant and she was overdue by a week
doctors told her to turn to sex as it mite help induce her a bit
woman went home and told her igbo husband ,
her husband shouted chai chineke doctor wicked oo na me go take preeek chuk my pikin for head wen d pikin come out na dentations for full my pikin head , wen time reach wen pikin suppose begin school dem go call am Holario

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