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Jokes EtcRe: Lol With Okija Ft. some Jokers by blacksta(m): 11:53am On Aug 19, 2010
Nonsense I score u 2 over 10
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 11:32am On Aug 19, 2010
my eyes cant taking it any more longing
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji(always On Point) by blacksta(m): 11:21am On Aug 19, 2010
Ugly grin
Forum GamesRe: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (Part 2) by blacksta(m): 11:16am On Aug 19, 2010
^

Eat less

@ Post

Have a iice day grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Odemwingie Gets 3 Year West Brom Deal by blacksta(m): 11:08am On Aug 19, 2010
This news is not reported on any where else apart from NL
SportsRe: Siasia Wants N15m Per Month To Coach Eagles by blacksta(m): 10:48am On Aug 19, 2010
Pay me my money  and let me get on with the job at hand.  As a self employed person myself i have come to love the act of negotiations.  In life people have costs and  it cant not be same  across the board so forget whatever other coaches are earning and Just because another developing nation's coach is earning pitance does not merit that you earn similar, some could do the job cheap and make profit dependent on operating costs . So if Siasia believes he needs  15 Million per month or year to the do the job and make profit - so be it. It is then down to the NFF to negotiate and a common ground is reached or simply find somebody else to do the job.

Simple as ABC

To all those who says he doesn't deserve it - I can simply say to you lot is that you dont deserve whatever your are earning, why not ask for the reduction in earnings to help maximise your employers profits or balance the books.
CelebritiesRe: Holycrap! Angie's Look Alike Is Uncanny! by blacksta(m): 12:12am On Aug 19, 2010
Dolemite:
. . .a moderator, can't do the technicals? what hope do we simpletons have. . .lmao grin

shocked get out!!! Lind sands IS Angelina Jolie, WTF!! shocked
no mind am - she get issues - after 17000 posts cant even post a youtube video correctly

Spike see yourself. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 12:00am On Aug 19, 2010
googles, googlesss, googlelesed googlexzation , tongue
Jokes EtcRe: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by blacksta(op): 11:59pm On Aug 18, 2010
sorry no vex
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jumbo's New Look and Desmond Elliot's Outfit. What Do Y'all Think? by blacksta(m): 11:49pm On Aug 18, 2010
ugly people -


is that a waist coat or vest - what the Bleep
Jokes EtcRe: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by blacksta(op): 11:40pm On Aug 18, 2010
blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ,

"HELLLLO" "You need to roll up the windows"
Jokes EtcRe: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by blacksta(op): 11:36pm On Aug 18, 2010
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question:

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"

"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly off."

"The correct answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like your thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married ?

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking her cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think!"
Jokes EtcRe: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by blacksta(op): 11:31pm On Aug 18, 2010
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.


Doctor: Tell me about your problem.


Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 9:28pm On Aug 18, 2010
Efemena_xy:
@Pharoh

Why you no grab the bull by the horns and use this joke take open up your own thread?

abi you dey fear critism(s)??  tongue tongue
you wan finish the guy be that -
Jokes EtcRe: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by blacksta(op): 9:15pm On Aug 18, 2010
ne dismal rainy night in Sydney a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

'Where to?' he stammered.

'Kings Cross,' answered the woman.

'You got it,' he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, 'Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?'

'Well, madam,' he answered, 'I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare.'

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said,

'Does this answer your question?'

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, 'Got anything smaller?'
Jokes EtcRe: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by blacksta(op): 9:11pm On Aug 18, 2010
^


thanks

When i saw me sef fear
Jokes EtcRe: My All Time Best Joke - Dedicated To All The Jokers In The Joke Section by blacksta(op): 9:03pm On Aug 18, 2010
Love Story

I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,


The Flu
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by blacksta(m): 9:02pm On Aug 18, 2010
^

u see monster - lol

@

gag him and duck tape the dude to a chair
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by blacksta(m): 8:31pm On Aug 18, 2010
Idowuogbo:
wetin u c
kiss kiss kiss kiss
u hv been exposed lol
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 8:25pm On Aug 18, 2010
Studio's Ride

Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 8:24pm On Aug 18, 2010
Idowuogbo:
rice .dodo and vulture
For this nte - na onlu u go chop that one - i don lost appetite.
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 8:18pm On Aug 18, 2010
Element G:
dats a bad one stud, a real bad one, i just hope Ben pities him
huh stud, av u been banned b4?
yes lots of times grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 8:12pm On Aug 18, 2010
Studio CFR:
@blacky - wetin concern Dyt wit dis matter?
Make i arrange am for you - na fine babe tongue
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? by blacksta(m): 8:10pm On Aug 18, 2010
^^

hmmm - i see that one shocked
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 8:08pm On Aug 18, 2010
tanimz:
Idowu, you talk say I no go school? You wan make yawa burst for here abi?

Blacksta, I shall not comment on your reply. I have no time to reply drunkards.
Ok - T_z you know yourself -you are responsible for turning this place into romance section - na u dey share the love bug grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 8:06pm On Aug 18, 2010
Studio CFR:
Retract dat statement please
Ok Dyt make she spam your life - lol
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 8:05pm On Aug 18, 2010
Idowuogbo:
@sta
blaccccccccccccccccccccccckieeee  kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Hey Sweet Sugar Potato - what cooking -  grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by blacksta(m): 8:04pm On Aug 18, 2010
Studio CFR:
What bro?


@blacksta- not fair
wetin i do - i collect your babe - Efe still dey o

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