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tanimz:
^^ Where my joke na?

Which joke. U buy joke abeg move make I see thread

Nonsense I score u 2 over 10

my eyes cant taking it any more longing

Ugly

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Eat less

@ Post

Have a iice day

This news is not reported on any where else apart from NL

Pay me my money  and let me get on with the job at hand.  As a self employed person myself i have come to love the act of negotiations.  In life people have costs and  it cant not be same  across the board so forget whatever other coaches are earning and Just because another developing nation's coach is earning pitance does not merit that you earn similar, some could do the job cheap and make profit dependent on operating costs . So if Siasia believes he needs  15 Million per month or year to the do the job and make profit - so be it. It is then down to the NFF to negotiate and a common ground is reached or simply find somebody else to do the job.

Simple as ABC

To all those who says he doesn't deserve it - I can simply say to you lot is that you dont deserve whatever your are earning, why not ask for the reduction in earnings to help maximise your employers profits or balance the books.

Dolemite:
. . .a moderator, can't do the technicals? what hope do we simpletons have. . .lmao

get out!!! Lind sands IS Angelina Jolie, WTF!!

no mind am - she get issues - after 17000 posts cant even post a youtube video correctly

Spike see yourself.

googles, googlesss, googlelesed googlexzation ,

sorry no vex

ugly people -


is that a waist coat or vest - what the Bleep

blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ,

"HELLLLO" "You need to roll up the windows"

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question:

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?"

"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly off."

"The correct answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like your thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married ?

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking her cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think!"

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.


Doctor: Tell me about your problem.


Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=498991.msg6596403#msg6596403 date=1282163180]@Pharoh

Why you no grab the bull by the horns and use this joke take open up your own thread?

abi you dey fear critism(s)??   [/quote]you wan finish the guy be that -

ne dismal rainy night in Sydney a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

'Where to?' he stammered.

'Kings Cross,' answered the woman.

'You got it,' he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, 'Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?'

'Well, madam,' he answered, 'I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare.'

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said,

'Does this answer your question?'

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, 'Got anything smaller?'

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thanks

When i saw me sef fear

Love Story

I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,


The Flu

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u see monster - lol

@

gag him and duck tape the dude to a chair

Idowuogbo:
wetin u c

u hv been exposed lol

Studio's Ride

Idowuogbo:
rice .dodo and vulture

For this nte - na onlu u go chop that one - i don lost appetite.

Element G:
dats a bad one stud, a real bad one, i just hope Ben pities him
huh stud, av u been banned b4?

yes lots of times

Studio CFR:
@blacky - wetin concern Dyt wit dis matter?

Make i arrange am for you - na fine babe

^^

hmmm - i see that one