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Yo mamma so fat that one half of world cant get sunlight.

liar

when the fry up ready please serve me studio's head

mukina2:
man cant hug man i aint gay

I see - you be man

I thought the war ended - Only for you to fire the first shots

ok no problem.

King or Queen Efe - abeg u kill me.

Mukina - Oya come for hug. u be my honourable padi now . No more wars

Sorry didnot do tyres - only did cars with tyres.

Did i hear my name - That sounds like war

Make i pray first.

spikedcylinder:
I saw kini on kini today.

Only you will see such - u see am for your ashi joint office - Five alive drinker - lol


anyway

Hope u r cool

chicken republic - Their meatpie is off the hook - on my next trip - I will eat until i quench

Funny thread - Meant for the jokes section

If you dont chew then what the hell is one suppose to do - swallow it ?

I need an answer

Cheers

I had an apple and Tea - sounds weird

My God Brown eggs     I am hearing that one for the first .  Even the thought alone  - I have already lost a stone.  What kind of chicken lays brown eggs are you sure that one is not suppose to be in the joke section.

1 yoke for the past 1 month - abeg u can do better than that


U know say i meet u for the job

Oya more now.

Was cool - saw karate Kid - Excellent film - I am buying the dvd - just hope we have part 2 and 3 like the former.

Sorry mate - when i was in lagos - I lived in a nicer part and such activites did not exist , but we played computer games, went to the Ikoyi or Lagos country club, went sailing and many more.

I sure miss all that.

By now the blood should been paid in full. Hence the closure of  the thread.

Blood spilling to other threads hence I have closed this one

Area closed

dont spoil body to much ooo - it is just monday

Good morning Windsor, Oworo, Grays, Cape town, Iice land, Davenport.

snthesis:
tank GOD 2day &2moro aint my bday- so send me presents nw -4 further enquiries add me on YIM

completion

Hippieeee

Monday morning aggression - na me say make conductor tire you to another passenger in terms of change.

I intend to finish bodies this week

Thanks and good morning

I can't find the joke maybe it is in my back side

A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.

"Well," replied the man, "When we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"

The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to
go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the
jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh
dad, there's one."

"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to
even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The
son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the
fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous
woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that
one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your
mother."

A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill.


The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'


So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.


They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320.
Then he gets the full house and wins £1000. Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.


The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, 'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full house and the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'


'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24.'



'good God,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the raffle as well !!

where is the ikebe?

oya form a queue - after you come for blackie hug

finish ke - impossibility