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A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill.


The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'


So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.


They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320.
Then he gets the full house and wins £1000. Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.


The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, 'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full house and the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'


'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24.'



'good God,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the raffle as well !!

where is the ikebe?

oya form a queue - after you come for blackie hug

finish ke - impossibility

Nellaluv

i ask again


se na man or woman

^


Liar - You get reputation for NL - only God knows the numbers


I hail oo


make u teach me small abeg

It is insanity to expect good to come out of evil - Please learn to manage your expectations - dont give yourselves heart attack

@After the reading above post - This came to my mind


One of my birthdays is tomorrow  - do i get a gift and i can assure that you will have enough to last for week (I guess you will need Gas, Epa and co) as the good book commanded and promised " Give and it shall given unto ,  and so on"


God bless you - as you take this step of faith to be blessing

Cheers

Fire on

makajibbz:
i'm nt critisizing, i jus dnt expect anything frm them now.
if you've seen my posts u'll knw i'm so naija. no matter hw much yu discuss solutions, dey still wunt be met. d problem is the pple choppin our money.

New kid on the block

@Post

it is a tough one - It is sanity to expect good to come out of evil

ban am foreever - na krap actor

Interesting - In the case of dbanj - the ladies no allow am rest

I am guessing you are in a similar situation


Abeg show me the way.

I want to be like you guys

why me , why me - is that not Dbanj

Ok - now u dey front - who else i dey talk u

Idowuogbo:
^meaning u ate your tongue

Na ponmo

Oya come and receive you cane

what is the excuse now

idowu

atleast you laff with one tooth -lol

hmmmmm- nice

^


U be raw Niggga

dont worry - u be my padi


na light joke

Interesting - only Gods knows how the moslems will react - common cartoons na wahala talkless of burning the quaran.

Studio CFR:
Comot!

I know say you love cause u are soaked in blooded pads -lol

yo mama so fat the only thing that kept her from weight watchers was the door.

lol


I no even whether na man or woman

Yo momma so teeth so yellow, when she close her mouth, her head light up!

Hater watch : 1 spotted


lol

yo momma so fat her belt size is equator

Thread locked - Maggots everywhere

shakes head - forever kids

Dont have one - Cause i am cool