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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
-* "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder.
-* "You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him,
-* "Look, you´ve obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson´s nose, yelling,
-* "You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
-* "Look, go away! You´ve got the wrong man! I don´t want them!" Then he slams the door again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
-* "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson Mandela loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him:
-* "Look, I don´t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
-* "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,
-* "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder.
-* "You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him,
-* "Look, you´ve obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson´s nose, yelling,
-* "You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
-* "Look, go away! You´ve got the wrong man! I don´t want them!" Then he slams the door again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
-* "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson Mandela loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him:
-* "Look, I don´t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
-* "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"

Studio CFR:
U dey lust for another man property.
Mtchew

Bro be happy for me now -

Naija_Sisi:

Mr Studio are you happy now


Thanks Naija Sis

Studio CFR:
U wish

Chai, person wey i think sey dem soji, na dem mumu pass

You wana make i prove am

Naija Sis  - Please answer Studio

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Dont worry - she dey locked down - na me be the guy.

One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.
He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"
"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.

Hold on - did not you were this hungry - your order coming up

A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed.
The priest noticed him and asked him if he wanted to find Jesus.

Sure, said the drunken man.

I'll find Jesus.

So the priest took the drunken man's head and dunked it into the baptismal
waters. When he came up for air, he was sputtering and coughing.

Damn, said the drunken man.

Are you sure he fell in there?

Please no near me - valuables dey my pocket. lol

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, and then He rested.

Then God created man, and then they both rested.

Then God created woman, and since then neither God nor man has ever rested.

How body so far. any signs of a crack

Three old men were sitting around and talking. The 80 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."

The 85 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."

Then the 90 year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At around 6:30 am I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am.

How was your blind date ? "

" Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. "

" What's so terrible about that ? "

" He was the original owner ! "

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Oya wait - u don check out the last three -


make i give u a private naija sisi one - Hold on tight ooooo

lol


My head don kill me 0000


The baby don do sex change overnight - 3 kids and a grandchild - - how old she be sef.

where r u

Naija_Sisi:


abeg make u continue spoil body sess, i dey wait o, i no wan small small o, me i wan crack waist

You know where to go - fresh materials dey wait for u

meet me at the joint

before they accuse us of derailing the thread -

Where you left now - and u come look for me


na so life be.

Naija_Sisi:
^^ as in bokoto (not sure of d spelling)

Correcto -

anyway long time.

Cow leg.

straight , bent

cynthoney:
im a girl that gat all guys saying wow!!!

who dash u  - u wana make i post your pictures

Poster  - u r suffering from dryjokeloccoutimnism and u need immediate surgery to correct this defect before it spreads  at that point  - na no return be that.  



Love u bro.  

This thread does not need to be derailed - It had no sense of purpose in the first place.

"black tips a bucket of petrol in the already dying fire"

black rams a fistfull of bounced payment pads down c_honey mouth and she love its

lol

spikedcylinder:
I repeat, money CANNOT buy taste.

1st Sensible comment - maybe i need to come to celeb section a bit more


"Black claps for Spike"

I wish them all the best - Make we raid all the Igbo fine girls finish abeg.

poster

You should be jailed for 10 year for the crime of  " bandwidth wastage"

hence the reason why we only get 1 joke per month.