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Young Max walked in the door, a smile on his face. "Say, Dad, good news. Remember you promised to pay me ten dollars if I passed the math exam?"

Mr. Townsend looked up from his newspaper and nodded.

"Well," said Max, "I spared you the expense

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job", Harry reply.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ,

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

Playh p - why the hate bro - We are all just having fun

Efemena_xy:
hmmm. . .

den make u spice things up na

give 'em a 'lil bit 'o the blacksta magic

Which one be that - let me know what the magic is

Cool - i dey here - every where seem dead today

Na wa ooo  - controllers with two button  - that one sounds like a bloody old atari or commodore  - some old shit

bibs:
i'll upload it on youtube soon__ lol

Youtube ke - i meant private screening - how far now

Idowu

Welcome - we never see your face today - abi we dey fight again

Are u ready for the spoil body session

body spoil small small

bibs:
wow that dance is so funny
i've practiced it and i 'll dance it for someone someday  

abeg make i come watch

How now - u don finish cooking today

mukina2:
hint me

if you have anything to say . .say it jor

Never - let just keep it that way - but feel free to tell me when you figure it out - Please i dont ever want to hear " i am man talk " anymore

You no fit mess with me -

Oya come for a hug

lalaboi:
Fifa 10. . .  11 go soon comot sha. . .

Be a legen was cool. . . theres a mode like that in fifa too. . ."Virtual pro"

O ma s he oo -  I suspect you guys are playing PS . u for don receive beating

mukina2:
you know nothing

keep investigating

My dear - the table don turn - I am happy to keep a secret sha - trust me - Abi u want hint

mukina2:
oya tell me who the mutual friend is ?l

are you trying to know that i am male by fox?

As they say - wind don expose the yansh of the fowl - i am not tellin who d mutual friend is - Go and do your investigation - the answer lies in front of you.

And then comeback to gist me

I be Legend Mode player - Are u you guys playing the latest fifa or which edition and which console

mukina2:
you fail

my real name is actually zamundana Yamamoto

Dont worry - i don sauce you out already - Me i be senior detective - You will be surprised what i already know about you

we have a mutual friend.

lalaboi:
You sef knw na. . . With your Aston villa. . .i dey trash u anyhow. . . Game recognise game bwoiy.  . . . But right now!!. . . You looking kinda Unfamiliar bruv!!! 

Abeg share the joy - Are you chaps playing fifa or PES online

larayat:
those jokes are off da hook.

Thanks  - hope u r alright

I learnt from the best  - Efemena - you should also check her Jokes out


Hope you did not spoil body too much

I have got thousands more where that came from

googles:
as soon as you are ready ni. . . time no dey

i like food o

i must be fat by force

Padi me - How was the wedding -

spikedcylinder:
Diminutive men in baggy clothes is a big no no.

Stop following me - I am not interested in your advances - For God sake you are married woman

;d

Your mama so fat she took up all the seats on Jumbo 747 Jet.

makajibbz:




4rael, no kiddin.

Feel free - look around u might find something u like

Dual Core:
I wish ladies found me less attractive

liar or you wish for the opposite - Ol boy i hear say u don chop anything in skirt - lol

I hail 000