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Spikey post your own picture - Let analyze  - you get me - I am bader than the other guy although not drinking juice yet.

Basildon1:
Guy, how u go lose weight with all these carbs in your diet, 

Run round lakeside centre 3 times daily 

Ol boy - you dey my area  - how now

You wan kill me that  - Lakeside ke?  If you remove carbs from the Nigerian diet you will have nothing left.

What are the subsitutes -I like rice and bread - with bread i only eat brown bread. Please help me oooo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=482985.msg6424769#msg6424769 date=1279719299]This is hilarious. . . . .

What should men be doing?
Women have more to think about than men. . . . .Apart from the fact that a man must produce healthy semen strong enough to fertilize, there's little he can do to influence the outcome.

Whereas, a woman must think about her womb, eggs, fallopian tubes, latent infections, fibroids, chemical balance, hormonal balance, etc.[/quote]I believe the need for this thread is hiden in your your argument - Without the healthy sperm the highlighted cannot or will not fulfil its purpose. So a man need to play his own part - by eating and execrising right.

browncocos:
really this is awesome
my passion is to start something like this soon
how can I join plssssss


thanks @all for making it happen
aisha fill me iin
didnt know you people on NL were into stuff like this

Good things do happen on NL. The only problem is that the news is overwhelmed by intertribal wars and insults.

My reference to shoulder activities was only to demonstrate that effort is required when having se x - which one can classify as an execrise.

So please teach me how to drink juice.

mrperfect:
hey, that is not man' work unless you are a doctor.
Our own is to do our work on Bed and leave the less.

How do you know you are giving or doing the right thing - your shi t could be watery as you are not eating the right stuff or execrising the right way

A doctor once told me to avoid soaking myself in hot bubble bath.

Oya talk to me if you are not shy Would be interested to know more about this juice drinking business - i might be losing out - I could add it my execrise activities then i will surely lose weight fast

A man's ultimate goal should be the delivery of 100% healthy spermatozoa

I know there is topic on women trying to conceive but most times the guy is the infertile one and coming from our cultural background the woman takes blame. I believe this thread will help identifying the dos and donts of helping a woman conceive.

Please share ideas.

If you are shy - you send me a private email - anyway back to the topic

spikedcylinder:
If she's on your shoulder, your mouth will be directly in front of her kini. Maybe that's why you can't loose weight. Too much v juice.

Chai, I don die.

Lol - dont kill me with laughter -se na Orange juice or apple juice _ I am not at that level yet where i would licking honey pot - did you not see my thread on the sexuality section where i asked " Can one fall ill licking a woman's honey pot "

Maybe you can answer the question seen you are an expert in lollipop licking or you are five alive drinker lol

ObamaUS:
Try and take excessive sleeping drugs that cam make u sleep for about 1 week at a stretch, You will lose weight like never before, it works like wonders

Mr Joker - No wonder you are daft - could it be the sleeping tablet?

spikedcylinder:
Lol @ sex being a major form of exercise for you.

Lol - I guess anything that increases the pace of heart over an extend period must be good. Just imagine all the movements. One requires strength to carry the woman for shoulder.

Firstly i am not fat or overweight but my weight has being flucating between 85kg and 90kg for the last 5 to 8 years and my waste size has been 33/34cm for at least 5 years. I reguarly execise/weight training on average once a week , Sex ( 3 times a week )and play football every other saturday but cant seem to drop the weight

could it be my diet / or the weight training.

My diet consist of alot of carbonhydrates . at lot of cereal, brown bread, rice , potatos, and garri -

I would like to drop at least 10 kg before the end of year

platinumnk:
Wow, these pictures are awesome.

God Bless you Aisha, for all the good works you done, this is amazing
Did Esther graduate? please tell her to write to me when she can. . .
I do think about her often

Seriously the pleasure is all mine, this great news is so rewarding. . .

Big ups to you Blacksta.

Much love Aisha

Best news of the Day.  Welldone platinumnk and Texxa Hold fold return in this lifetime IJN
Just wish the rest of NL clan partake of this great Initiative  and convert all the chat to  real action and everything should not revolve around your own needs cause it is better to be a giver.   We have part to play  - Just imagine the impact 1,000 NL members ( being modest with numbers) would have in society  - Do you know how many kids  we can prevent from turning into love-peddlers, Kidnappers, Armed Robbery and other evil vices.

If you want a better society now and in the future for you and your children, you need  to act fast.

Again thanks to Aisha for allowing us buy into your vision.

Failed from start

[quote author=bk/babe97 link=topic=482647.msg6421126#msg6421126 date=1279660016]Most of them gotta Ibo![/quote]You could not just resist the bait

48 hrs is just not enough to fix this messed up Nigeria.

texazzpete:
Cell triangulation is not nearly as accurate as you folks imagine. You'll never be able to pinpoint the location with a great degree of accuracy.
The SIM cards these fellows use are disposable, so the concept of reading their SMS messages doesn't apply.

SIM card registration will not solve anything. Anyone can purchase 100 SIM cards from Benin Republic without any documentation and all 100 will roam in Nigeria. You'll easily be able to use them all without any issue.
Also, the kidnappers can easily use SIM cards taken from their victims.

The Governors should shut up and instead tell us why they have not put part of the security money they receive into purchasing helicopters. Choppers will go a long way to combat kidnap and armed robbery cases in Nigeria.

The idea behind cellphone tracking is not to accurately predict where one's location is but in the case of kidnapping is to help narrow the search location and help give the police a head start. Every mobile device maintains 100 percent connection with a  local base station and with technology so advance one can almost pinpoint to 100 meters  imagine flooding the 100 meters radius with about 100 policemen i think you will find your victim faster than trying to search a state,

Gbawe:
You left out Aondoakaa !!!!

Are you serious, never knew Aondoakaa is also gunning for a political post - That would be fantastic - so they can finish us off quickly  .  Just Imagine if you can fill every single political post in the country with evil men and women then the speed to destruction will happen faster.

Now i am excited

ricky01:
when money change hand, no more story

So sad that Nigeria can defined this way  - but it so true.

Interesting country - where you have disagreements between kidnapper and the kidnapped on how much was paid as ransom . _ I have never heard that one before.

Hope the Kidnapper did not release a press statement.

Only in Nigeria have we seen where crooks have gone from Jail to a political post - so therefore Mr Al is trying his luck - you never can tell - Nigerians are very gullible people. With the right support and people it may become a reality.

IBB, Abacha kids, Alameshyia , are all making a comeback . So Nothing stops AL

Actually we need him because we deserve leaders like that and it is just a reflection of the people.

Exponental:
After making the calls between lagos ibadan expressway, heading to ibadan, he drops the call, dispose the sim and make a u turn back to lagos. what will the telecommunication company do here. Mislead!
better still they make calls at different locations far away from where the victims are. Confusion!
Guys, the issue here is that THE STATE OF INSECURITY IN THE COUNTRY IS TOO HIGH.
hen we have proper checks and balancings, then we can think of how to put other things in place, but for all this to happen, we need u and me to be actively responsible for our societies.

A

My friend - The whole idea of tracking is to help the police narrow their search effort - So we know that person is between Ibadan and Lagos - or will have to wait for the person to make another call and i really doubt criminals have the sense, will power, time and money to keep moving long distance away from their victim just to make a call.

exago:
Mobile phone tracking tracks the current position of a mobile phone even on the move. To locate the phone, it must emit at least the roaming signal to contact the next nearby antenna tower, but the process does not require an active call. GSM localisation is then done by multilateration based on the signal strength to nearby antenna masts.

Mobile positioning, i.e. location based service that discloses the actual coordinates of a mobile phone bearer, is a technology used by telecommunication companies to approximate where a mobile phone, and thereby also its user (bearer), temporarily resides. The more properly applied term locating refers to the purpose rather than a positioning process. Such service is offered as an option of the class of location-based services (LBS).

And your point is ? we know this already but the question remain is why is it not in operation in Nigeria to help combat the menace.

Abeg - All this grammer sef - Please lay man terms

How does this affect my naira in GTB

Cheers

The whole thing is one big musical chair

Na real miracle baby - maybe na too much time in the western world

Technologies that work seemlessly everywhere but bring to the Nigera na different story  - Just look at how ATM Machines  robs people but works well everywhere else.

redsun:
I have never seen a situation where kidnappers get away so easily even when the police are aware of the crime.

Nigeria we hail thee - Everything get k Leg - you are not even sure of anything straight - Everybody is just compromised.

redsun:
What they should tracking is the ransom package with police as the deliverers.

Spot on - so many ways to make this crime less favorable - but as we have a useless government it will never see daylight

Kobojunkie:
Considering the high cost of telecomm service in Nigeria today, I will not be shocked if people are asked to once again pay more money to have their phones registered and tracked.

You are correct - i guess any opportunity to make money - but you dont even need to have a phone registered before it can be tracked - Even on the internet you have services where phones can  be tracked how much more a telecoms company - for example you can track you children's location.