₦airaland Forum

Entprys:
Early take off. She need to keep it up. Before 20 of age she don bon finish. Then, come back to omoge.
Yes she can start school then.

You need to see a psychiatrist ASAP. I'm not joking...

Benwallt:
I thought dey say majority of Tunisia players catch covid-19 firus. Best group winner losing to best loser just because they can't resist one useless call from Buhari. What an irony

It's not about best loser, bro. Remember Portugal won the Euro after qualifying as a best loser in their group...

Jecci:
This is the type of wedding that I would love to have.
I don't fancy all that plenty noise and the rest that follows loud wedding parties.
Park people full for hall both enemies and friends dey blast loud music, me and my husband go wan use dance kill ourself.
I am telling my mom and sisters already when the time comes that they shouldn't be expecting a society kind of wedding.
We will just go to the registry and do our thing and after that just have a nice evening outdoor garden reception with just few family and friends or at the beach

My kind of woman

Congratulations comrade!!!! You are a step towards achieving greatness...

I am solidly behind you, Comrade. Kill any motherfucker that throw knockout in your vicinity....
#Nonsense

Levinas:
Burnley is bigger than Nantes, Stade Rennes and 70% of the teams Messi couldn't score against in the farmer's league

Remember that Rennes topped the group that had your Tottenham...

Amazingly intelligent kid I must say....
But OP, you need serious deliverance. Does that kid and the person behind the camera sound Nigerian to you

#TuchelOut

Almost all countries that exist in this world. thanks to Bet9ja

#KloppOut

Chelsea

What year to be precise..

Most Nigerians are living with depression. Please always reach out to your loved ones and see how they are faring; to those depressed, please, find time out and talk to people about what you are going through.
Depression is a silent killer ooo.

Kill him already joor. We are too much in Nigeria, his absence won't be noticed...

Allow me to just laff abeg

The most painful aspect of this bread apocalypse is that they are as light as a wool...
Buhari eyaff finish this kwantiry..
My feeding time table in all this hullabaloo have been adjusted to ½, ½, 1.. The reason being that they adviced that I eat like a king at night.

Nigeria is broke; so, don't expect stipend anytime soon...
Know this and know peace...

My area not affected. So, we moooooove!!!

Now I am motivated to sit behind my TV and watch a reality show....
GUS is back!!!!

40

Later someone will come and be preaching to me that there's no place like home.
I rather be a slave in another man's land than to continue living in fear in my own country.
RIP dearie, your country failed you...

Na my grave them wan bury you before ni

True story

Bro, you won't make heaven

Only a Candidate like Prof Osibanjo can make me go back on my promise and cast a vote in Nigeria once again..

Check this thread out...
https://www.nairaland.com/3173733/how-nuturally-cured-premature-expulsion#46684128

These same politicians are being worshipped rite here in Nigeria...
It seems there's a special curse placed on Nigerians never to have sense until they travel out of the shores of this country..

Most memorable football moments at the Olympics you mean

Use google chrome and set your browser to desktop site..

Mustiboy:
The work on that road is too slow. They started in 2016 and haven't even done half, yet they're projecting that it'll be completed by the end of 2021.

I'm sure misappropriation of funds and incompetency of the contractors are some of the reasons for the slow-paced nature of the project.

Roads like this one are completed under year in developed countries.

Wrong sir. The construction of this road actually started since 2009...

Being short and poor in Nigeria is a crime walahi....
Goodluck to those who are eligible to apply...